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(LAist)   What's better than a hot swimsuit model throwing out the first pitch? A hot swimsuit model drunk on margaritas throwing out the first pitch   (laist.com ) divider line
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2014-08-07 08:52:29 AM  
Way to go, John Legend, loving a woman despite her imperfections.

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2014-08-07 09:10:18 AM  

Sybarite: Way to go, John Legend, loving a woman despite her imperfections.

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I'm amazed that he can overlook those sharp knees

/she probably eats crackers in bed
 
2014-08-07 09:12:24 AM  
Forget everything you thought you knew about hangovers

Okay, honey.  I usually forget right before I start drinking.  The liquor store won't be open for about another 50 minutes.
 
2014-08-07 09:12:34 AM  
Nice Eephus pitch, and from the mound no less.
 
2014-08-07 09:18:13 AM  
I think that's the natural resting state of a model
 
2014-08-07 09:19:38 AM  
Except for the rolling on the ground with a girl she didn't appear drunk at all.
 
2014-08-07 09:29:30 AM  
Ok, that was...something.
 
2014-08-07 09:30:06 AM  
OK, I'm with the crowd that thinks that all of the "first pitch" videos are getting old, but that one was pretty fum to watch. AND she did better than like 90% of the people we see.
 
2014-08-07 09:32:04 AM  
The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.
 
2014-08-07 09:39:19 AM  
40 nugz is my spirit animal
 
2014-08-07 09:52:00 AM  

Mikey1969: OK, I'm with the crowd that thinks that all of the "first pitch" videos are getting old, but that one was pretty fum to watch. AND she did better than like 90% of the people we see.


Yes she did.... bless her heart.

Though, its nice to see that even super models get into that "Look at me, I'm sooo hot" mode when their drunk.
 
2014-08-07 09:53:33 AM  
That whole thing was pretty awesome.
 
2014-08-07 10:00:27 AM  

Mikey1969: OK, I'm with the crowd that thinks that all of the "first pitch" videos are getting old, but that one was pretty fum to watch. AND she did better than like 90% of the people we see.


She did 100x better than 50 Cent, and she was drunk.  What was his excuse?
 
2014-08-07 10:02:11 AM  
She's awesome. Following her on Twitter and she's pretty damn funny. Plus she loves cooking and has some good recipes.
 
2014-08-07 10:10:33 AM  

recoil47: Mikey1969: OK, I'm with the crowd that thinks that all of the "first pitch" videos are getting old, but that one was pretty fum to watch. AND she did better than like 90% of the people we see.

She did 100x better than 50 Cent, and she was drunk.  What was his excuse?


'batin.

Seriously.
 
2014-08-07 10:13:35 AM  

The only thing that could tempt me into becoming a Dodgers fan is the parade of starlets throwing out ceremonial first pitches.

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2014-08-07 10:18:24 AM  
After the game, the Dodgers placed catcher Drew Butera on the 15-day DL for an erection lasting more than four hours.
 
2014-08-07 10:21:19 AM  

WinoRhino: The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.


Hunter Pence uses margarita mix.
 
2014-08-07 10:30:24 AM  

The Smails Kid: WinoRhino: The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.

Hunter Pence uses margarita mix.


Hunter Pence drinks margarita mix straight from the bottle.
 
2014-08-07 10:36:11 AM  

recoil47: Mikey1969: OK, I'm with the crowd that thinks that all of the "first pitch" videos are getting old, but that one was pretty fum to watch. AND she did better than like 90% of the people we see.

She did 100x better than 50 Cent, and she was drunk.  What was his excuse?


I think his bullet wounds were bothering him that day. Probably a storm a'brewin...
 
2014-08-07 10:41:49 AM  

The Smails Kid: WinoRhino: The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.

Hunter Pence uses powderedmargarita mix.


FTFY
 
2014-08-07 10:43:01 AM  

recoil47: Mikey1969: OK, I'm with the crowd that thinks that all of the "first pitch" videos are getting old, but that one was pretty fum to watch. AND she did better than like 90% of the people we see.

She did 100x better than 50 Cent, and she was drunk.  What was his excuse?


He didn't have a Dad to teach him to throw?
 
2014-08-07 10:45:33 AM  

Mr. Parker: recoil47: Mikey1969: OK, I'm with the crowd that thinks that all of the "first pitch" videos are getting old, but that one was pretty fum to watch. AND she did better than like 90% of the people we see.

She did 100x better than 50 Cent, and she was drunk.  What was his excuse?

He didn't have a Dad to teach him to throw?


Maybe he had several?
 
2014-08-07 10:53:33 AM  

SVenus: The Smails Kid: WinoRhino: The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.

Hunter Pence uses powderedmargarita mix.

FTFY


funny, i was thinking of the margarita after reading the headline.  why use a mix? it's lime juice.  get some damn limes.  juice them.  a freshly made margarita is an amazing drink, a summery perfection.  a mix turns it into heavy handed saccharine nonsense.
 
2014-08-07 10:54:41 AM  
@ 0:35, does she stick her finger in her crotch then sniff it?
 
2014-08-07 10:55:21 AM  

KingKauff: Sybarite: Way to go, John Legend, loving a woman despite her imperfections.

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I'm amazed that he can overlook those sharp knees

/she probably eats crackers in bed


Not only that, but upon closer inspection, I've determined that her right boob hangs lower than her left.  Do NOT want.

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2014-08-07 10:58:13 AM  

recoil47: She did 100x better than 50 Cent, and she was drunk. What was his excuse?


What do you expect? You get what you pay for, and 50¢ doesn't buy a lot of ballplayer.
 
2014-08-07 10:59:47 AM  

Wellon Dowd: The only thing that could tempt me into becoming a Dodgers fan is the parade of starlets throwing out ceremonial first pitches.


All we get in KC is Warren Buffet and Alice Cooper. Sun Woo Lee on Monday is going to be pretty cool thou.
 
2014-08-07 11:22:01 AM  

Sybarite: Way to go, John Legend, loving a woman despite her imperfections.

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How on earth did SI let that terrible, shameful photoshop to press?

Look at her lower stomach.  Looks like they just matched the skin tone and scribbled over her tummy with the paintbrush tool, and she doesn't even need it!
 
2014-08-07 11:25:26 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: KingKauff: Sybarite: Way to go, John Legend, loving a woman despite her imperfections.

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I'm amazed that he can overlook those sharp knees

/she probably eats crackers in bed

Not only that, but upon closer inspection, I've determined that her right boob hangs lower than her left.  Do NOT want.

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To add to your analysis, in the picture following, the left boob hangs lower than her right.  I can only assume this means she is a witch.
 
2014-08-07 11:32:22 AM  

pute kisses like a man: SVenus: The Smails Kid: WinoRhino: The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.

Hunter Pence uses powderedmargarita mix.

FTFY

funny, i was thinking of the margarita after reading the headline.  why use a mix? it's lime juice.  get some damn limes.  juice them.  a freshly made margarita is an amazing drink, a summery perfection.  a mix turns it into heavy handed saccharine nonsense.


Exactly. I made a pitcher of margaritas one time when the neighbors came over. They had only used mix in the past, and I had squeezed a fark load of limes ahead of time. They loved them. The following Friday after work I was making dinner and my doorbell rang. It was my neighbor with a bottle of tequilla, citronage, and a bag of limes. They were having company over that night and wanted me to mix up a pitcher for them because they didn't have a juicer of any sort.
 
2014-08-07 11:34:16 AM  
To all those that think GWB had the best first pitch ever, your guy just dropped a notch. That was awesome.
 
2014-08-07 11:34:35 AM  

pute kisses like a man: SVenus: The Smails Kid: WinoRhino: The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.

Hunter Pence uses powderedmargarita mix.

FTFY

funny, i was thinking of the margarita after reading the headline.  why use a mix? it's lime juice.  get some damn limes.  juice them.  a freshly made margarita is an amazing drink, a summery perfection.  a mix turns it into heavy handed saccharine nonsense.


Can your margaritas lure supermodels in to get drunk?
 
2014-08-07 11:41:41 AM  
She was drunk? She wasn't even crying.
 
2014-08-07 12:01:33 PM  

Super Chronic: After the game, the Dodgers placed catcher Drew Butera on the 15-day DL for an erection lasting more than four hours.


I like to see how many times she could wrap those legs around me.
 
2014-08-07 12:02:57 PM  
In my mind, this all started with a conversation something like this:

Model: Dad, I'm really worried about this first-pitch thing today.

Dad: Aw, honey, is there anything I can do?

Model: Make me a pitcher?
 
2014-08-07 12:41:03 PM  
She noted on her Twitter account that she was SUPER nervous, more than any other event she's done, and she was practicing so she wouldn't look foolish. Also, it was her dad's birthday which is why they were day drinking. She seems to be  a really a funny, normal person that gets a lot of unfortunate crazy criticism - but that's the price you pay for that profession and marrying a famous musician.

I could handle being called out by nutty teens on Twitter if I could live that life.
 
2014-08-07 01:13:02 PM  

pute kisses like a man: why use a mix? it's lime juice.


Hunter Pence asked for a better quality of heckler recently, and it went viral.
Now everyone is making really lame signs to heckle the player.
"Hunter Pence still has a Blockbuster Card"
etc.
 
2014-08-07 01:16:09 PM  
I know a lot about hangovers and I really don't want to forget that.
 
2014-08-07 01:23:33 PM  

SVenus: pute kisses like a man: why use a mix? it's lime juice.

Hunter Pence asked for a better quality of heckler recently, and it went viral.
Now everyone is making really lame signs to heckle the player.
"Hunter Pence still has a Blockbuster Card"
etc.


oh...

--> joke -->

...

me
 
2014-08-07 01:31:39 PM  

WinoRhino: pute kisses like a man: SVenus: The Smails Kid: WinoRhino: The father was making margaritas with a giant bottle of mix. They both get minus 5000 points in my book.

Hunter Pence uses powderedmargarita mix.

FTFY

funny, i was thinking of the margarita after reading the headline.  why use a mix? it's lime juice.  get some damn limes.  juice them.  a freshly made margarita is an amazing drink, a summery perfection.  a mix turns it into heavy handed saccharine nonsense.

Exactly. I made a pitcher of margaritas one time when the neighbors came over. They had only used mix in the past, and I had squeezed a fark load of limes ahead of time. They loved them. The following Friday after work I was making dinner and my doorbell rang. It was my neighbor with a bottle of tequilla, citronage, and a bag of limes. They were having company over that night and wanted me to mix up a pitcher for them because they didn't have a juicer of any sort.


yeah.  i got one of these for $10 at a restaurant supply store

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it's pretty effective.  makes short work of limes/lemons.  i bet in about the same amount of time as an automated reamer/juicer thing.  but, with probably less lime juice per lime
 
2014-08-07 01:38:26 PM  
Waisting (not a typo; see her figure?) away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker
(hubba hubba) of salt.....
 
2014-08-07 01:39:38 PM  

Li'l Robbie: Waisting (not a typo; see her figure?) away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker
(hubba hubba) of salt.....


Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I know it's my own damn fault.
 
2014-08-07 02:56:04 PM  
I do not find her attractive. Nor Upton. Nor Gisele.

Yet I AM a heterosexual male. I just prefer Ambrosio, Kroes or Lima.
 
2014-08-07 03:00:12 PM  

Bruce Campbell: add to your analysis, in the picture following, the left boob hangs lower than her right


BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!!!!
 
2014-08-07 03:02:30 PM  

star_bury: I do not find her attractive. Nor Upton. Nor Gisele.

Yet I AM a heterosexual male. I just prefer Ambrosio, Kroes or Lima.


Good to know. Im sure that info will come in handy later
 
2014-08-07 03:07:38 PM  
I do believe I would copulate with that woman.
 
2014-08-07 03:12:48 PM  
Ha, I was there.  She wasn't drunk.  It was an act.  LOL

She did mention that she'd been practicing for two weeks, and she did a better throw than almost anyone else I've seen all year.  I was impressed with her throw, and with her ability to eat McNuggets and stay that slim.

The umpires, who had been falling over themselves to get a group photo with Jeff Bridges a couple of days earlier, studiously avoided Ms. Tiegen.  LOL
 
2014-08-07 03:35:29 PM  

MartinaMcSorley: her ability to eat McNuggets and stay that slim.


Cocaine is fantastic
 
2014-08-07 03:42:27 PM  
pute kisses like a man:

Robert Plant would like a word with you.....
 
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