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(Daily Mail)   Kenyan journalist who once offered Bill Clinton 40 goats for Chelsea's hand in marriage is trampled to death by an elephant -- JUST LIKE VINCENT FOSTER   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
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2014-08-07 01:25:41 AM  
Should have offered him a cigar, and moved faster.
 
2014-08-07 01:26:48 AM  
Could have just married one of the goats
 
2014-08-07 02:02:24 AM  
www.godlikeproductions.com
 
2014-08-07 08:05:51 AM  
Nice try, subby - but we know that Vince Foster was beamed up to a UFO.
 
2014-08-07 08:39:31 AM  
He tried the same shiat with Sasha, and Obama knows the Kenyan way to deal with lowball offers like that.
 
2014-08-07 08:49:03 AM  
It seems the man was...truncated.
 
2014-08-07 09:14:01 AM  
40 goats for a talking dog?
Sounds like a fair trade.
 
2014-08-07 09:16:08 AM  
Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.
 
2014-08-07 09:17:20 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.


It's really not fair to judge someone on how they look at the gawkiest phase in their life.
 
2014-08-07 09:18:40 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.


Some smart man will snap Chelsea up one day. He'll know that he can bang someone else on the side and Chelsea will deal with it to further her career.
 
2014-08-07 09:19:09 AM  
That reads like a madlib.
 
2014-08-07 09:19:18 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.


Yeah, and she doesn't sweat much, for a fat girl, either.
 
2014-08-07 09:20:10 AM  
I say, hey man, nice shot.
 
2014-08-07 09:20:34 AM  
Just like the gypsy said.
 
2014-08-07 09:23:15 AM  
Q: What does an elephant have between its toes?

A: Slow running natives.
 
2014-08-07 09:23:30 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems the man was...truncated.


YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-07 09:24:47 AM  
Offered 40 goats and 20 cows.
I don't know about the goats, but one cow is more than Bill can handle.
 
2014-08-07 09:28:33 AM  

jaybeezey: Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.

Some smart man will snap Chelsea up one day. He'll know that he can bang someone else on the side and Chelsea will deal with it to further her career.


You DO realize that Chelsea is married and has a child now, right? Or is my sarcasm meter broken?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-07 09:28:55 AM  
If you think Vince Foster was trampled by elephants you have unrealistic standards of female beauty. Hillary Clinton may not be skinny, but she's well within the normal weight range for an American woman.
 
2014-08-07 09:33:39 AM  
I guess you could say...that  elephant got his goat.....*puts on sunglasses*
 
2014-08-07 09:34:18 AM  

EvilEgg: Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.

It's really not fair to judge someone on how they look at the gawkiest phase in their life.


Well it's partly that and partly that her parents are somewhat odd looking.
 
2014-08-07 09:39:01 AM  
OK subby that made me laugh
 
2014-08-07 09:39:11 AM  
Bill Clinton stepped off Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.  The Marine guard at the tarmac remarked, "nice pigs, sir!"

Clinton stopped and told the Marine "Son, there aren't any old pigs.  These are two of the finest Arkansas Razorbacks ever bred.  I got them for Hillary and Chelsea."

"Oh,", replied the Marine.  "Nice trade, sir!"
 
2014-08-07 09:41:34 AM  
Once a person is ugly, they are ugly for life.

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."  ~  L. Long
 
2014-08-07 09:44:22 AM  

Gulper Eel: Nice try, subby - but we know that Vince Foster was beamed up to a UFO.


You almost can spell elephant with UFO
 
2014-08-07 09:46:41 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems the man was...truncated.


I like this post.
 
2014-08-07 09:49:20 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-07 09:52:44 AM  
I wonder how many goats he offered for Jenna?  How many would Dubya have accepted?
 
2014-08-07 09:58:18 AM  
That puts the count up to 48.
 
2014-08-07 10:02:12 AM  

GoldDude: Offered 40 goats and 20 cows.
I don't know about the goats, but one cow is more than Bill can handle.


My GOD that man is horny.
 
2014-08-07 10:03:32 AM  
Ivory end ebony. Dying in crumpled agony.
 
2014-08-07 10:05:53 AM  
He must have finally got the point.
 
2014-08-07 10:11:15 AM  

hardinparamedic: GoldDude: Offered 40 goats and 20 cows.
I don't know about the goats, but one cow is more than Bill can handle.

My GOD that man is horny.


The aftermath:

www.gimmesomeoven.com

You don't want to know how the sauce was made.
 
ADX
2014-08-07 10:18:38 AM  

tothekor: jaybeezey: Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.

Some smart man will snap Chelsea up one day. He'll know that he can bang someone else on the side and Chelsea will deal with it to further her career.

You DO realize that Chelsea is married and has a child now, right? Or is my sarcasm meter broken?

FYI, Chelsea is married but hasn't given birth yet.

 
2014-08-07 10:28:09 AM  
s17.postimg.org
 
2014-08-07 10:36:57 AM  
I lol'd

Good job, subby.
 
2014-08-07 10:49:50 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: 40 goats for a talking dog?
Sounds like a fair trade.


Are you always this reprehensible or do you reserve that just for us?
 
2014-08-07 10:55:58 AM  
Nah, the elephant didn't make it look like he trampled himself to death.
 
2014-08-07 11:07:29 AM  
Live by the elephant, die by the elephant.
 
2014-08-07 11:37:19 AM  

Prey4reign: I wonder how many goats he offered for Jenna?  How many would Dubya have accepted?


She looks too much like her old man. Maybe five. However Barbara is worth at least sixty plus a pregnant cow.
 
2014-08-07 11:57:14 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: EvilEgg: Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.

It's really not fair to judge someone on how they look at the gawkiest phase in their life.

Well it's partly that and partly that her parents are somewhat odd looking.


fargo.jpg

kinda funny lookin'
 
2014-08-07 12:02:26 PM  

Fury Pilot: jehovahs witness protection: 40 goats for a talking dog?
Sounds like a fair trade.

Are you always this reprehensible or do you reserve that just for us?


Bless your heart.
 
2014-08-07 12:12:59 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: 40 goats for a talking dog?
Sounds like a fair trade.


She's married. How about you?

/it's Fark. Odds are high I'm right.
 
2014-08-07 12:43:12 PM  
"You can't come in here with that pig!"
"It's not a pig, It's a dog."
" I was talking to the dog"
 
2014-08-07 01:24:36 PM  
The elephant had a banner on its back that said "GOP"?  (No, I don't mean "go pee".)
 
2014-08-07 01:37:04 PM  
Interesting you should say that, subby.  Because we never leaked that little detail about Vince Foster's death to the media.
 
2014-08-07 02:01:50 PM  

brimed03: jehovahs witness protection: 40 goats for a talking dog?
Sounds like a fair trade.

She's married. How about you?

/it's Fark. Odds are high I'm right.


LOL@ the basement dweller who thinks just because he can't find a woman, nobody else can.

/wife is way hotter than the Clinton
 
2014-08-07 02:42:15 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: /wife is way hotter than the Clinton


She's from Canada, right?
 
2014-08-07 04:28:30 PM  
Then they dropped bombs on his goats, and he swore:

www.american-buddha.com
 
2014-08-07 06:37:50 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Chelsea turned out prettier than she had any right to be, so he should've offered more goats.


Looks to me like she's had a bit of plastic surgery.  If so, it was top notch because she's turned out pretty well.
 
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