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(io9)   What do sex dolls and cell phones have in common?   (io9.com) divider line 67
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2014-08-06 09:18:03 PM  
They both vibrate?
 
2014-08-06 09:21:55 PM  
Kwame?
 
2014-08-06 09:26:50 PM  
They both make thousands of curly fries in a matter of minutes, and that's AFTER they've cut through the lead pipe?
 
2014-08-06 09:38:43 PM  
Dumbasses who like to boink the plastic 24/7?
 
2014-08-06 09:46:47 PM  
As much as you want them to.  Although not both of them can fart and then fly out the window.
 
2014-08-06 09:47:24 PM  
Nobody likes using somebody else's?
 
2014-08-06 09:47:59 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Kwame?


I miss that... guy?
 
2014-08-06 09:49:35 PM  
Neither are cleaned as often as they should?
 
2014-08-06 09:56:57 PM  
Both are used while pooping?
 
2014-08-06 10:32:08 PM  
Neither should be used when you are driving?
 
2014-08-06 11:53:40 PM  
The more credible (albeit intriguingly timed, given the rumor of Führer-sanctioned love-dummies) observation that the first commercial sex doll originated in post-war Germany.

Ah Germany. They give us so many wonderful things: meth, shiat porn, sex dolls.
 
2014-08-07 12:09:16 AM  
You get in trouble if you use it in class when the teacher is talking?
 
2014-08-07 12:27:08 AM  
You can't get crotch fruit from a sex doll
 
2014-08-07 12:40:48 AM  
I have purchased both on the Internet in the past month?
 
2014-08-07 12:45:30 AM  
Both can harbor viruses?
 
2014-08-07 12:45:51 AM  
i.imgur.com
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.
 
2014-08-07 12:47:04 AM  
Ah... Kwame.  good times.
 
2014-08-07 12:59:32 AM  
What is "They have both been in my kitchen."
 
2014-08-07 01:00:57 AM  
They are both covered in my "manjoy."
 
2014-08-07 01:01:12 AM  
A female receptacle to put a male plug into?
 
2014-08-07 01:13:40 AM  
1. They both suck and blow up, often simultaneously.
2. It's embarassing when people use them in a public place.
3. Neither is as cool as a dumbass 13-year-old boy thinks they are.
4. You can get either one with Justiin Bieber's face and ass on it.
5. Teenagers should not be allowed either of them in their bedroom.
6. They are both often buried in patches.
7. They just don't work.
8. The warranty is a scam.
9. You'r wasting your money if you spend $700 on either of them.
10. Meh. I can live without.
 
2014-08-07 02:05:35 AM  
Apple fanboys think they're both lickable?
 
2014-08-07 02:07:08 AM  

GreenAdder: malicious double penetration


i426.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-07 06:16:45 AM  
io9 authors own copious amounts of both?
 
2014-08-07 06:41:12 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.


That was awesome.  clap clap clapclapclap
 
2014-08-07 07:32:12 AM  
I like to slap my wang on both of them?
 
2014-08-07 08:04:03 AM  
"The inventor of the Fleshlight.....the inventor cited "as the reasons for its invention the fact that women are cruel, venal, superficial, that they humiliate and break the hearts of men and that dolls on the contrary are reliable, compliant, companionable, and loving."


So lonely
 
2014-08-07 08:20:42 AM  

abhorrent1: "The inventor of the Fleshlight.....the inventor cited "as the reasons for its invention the fact that women are cruel, venal, superficial, that they humiliate and break the hearts of men and that dolls on the contrary are reliable, compliant, companionable, and loving."


So lonely


I'm surprised that resulted in sex dolls rather than a fool-proof method to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
 
2014-08-07 08:22:35 AM  
Both are enhanced with Angry Birds?
 
2014-08-07 08:22:37 AM  
Roll over minutes?
 
2014-08-07 08:24:52 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-07 08:34:06 AM  

GreenAdder: "Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.


You win this thread, that was epic.
 
2014-08-07 08:36:08 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.

Farking brilliant!

Take the rest of the week off. Tell your boss I said it was OK.
 
2014-08-07 09:02:03 AM  
Both Google and the NSA have detailed records of your use of both sex dolls and cell phones.  And both promise only to use this information for good.

/now use Google+ or the records might get hacked and published
 
2014-08-07 09:02:51 AM  
From TFA comment section:

People get upset when I use either at the movie theater.
 
2014-08-07 09:09:44 AM  

brantgoose: 1. They both suck and blow up, often simultaneously.
2. It's embarassing when people use them in a public place.
3. Neither is as cool as a dumbass 13-year-old boy thinks they are.
4. You can get either one with Justiin Bieber's face and ass on it.
5. Teenagers should not be allowed either of them in their bedroom.
6. They are both often buried in patches.
7. They just don't work.
8. The warranty is a scam.
9. You'r wasting your money if you spend $700 on either of them.
10. Meh. I can live without.


Troll or are you really this much of a cranky old man?
 
2014-08-07 09:18:38 AM  
They both have poor resale value?
 
2014-08-07 09:25:46 AM  
Japan leads the world in both?
 
2014-08-07 09:30:30 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.


A Riddler thread, on my Fark?  It's more likely than you think.
 
2014-08-07 09:47:03 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-07 10:00:52 AM  
They are both covered in horrible drug-resistant bacteria?
 
2014-08-07 10:06:14 AM  
They're both manufactured in 3rd world sweatshops by people who wonder what the hell Americans are thinking when we buy this crap

/sent from my sex doll, pls forgive typos
 
2014-08-07 10:08:08 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-07 10:25:27 AM  

HawgWild: Both are used while pooping?


This guy. I want to party with him
 
2014-08-07 10:33:19 AM  

macross87: [img.fark.net image 500x375]


People make fun but even with a real doll he's still probably getting laid more than most farkers.
 
2014-08-07 10:45:43 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.


The picture put you over the top, read the whole thing in Adam West's voice.  Welcome to my favorites
 
2014-08-07 10:58:24 AM  
Q: What do sex dolls and cell phones have in common?

A: I'm on them both all the time, even when driving.
 
2014-08-07 11:23:45 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.


static.comicvine.com

"Speak for yourself, batboy...."
 
2014-08-07 11:25:27 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.


double plus.  would lol again.
 
2014-08-07 11:34:58 AM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 210x280]
"Sex Dolls." An obvious reference to the band playing at the night club on East Avenue tomorrow night. The club was recently purchased by a man only identifying himself as "R. Iddler" - such a transparent alibi that even the Boy Wonder was able to crack it in mere hours.

"Cell phones," a clever play on words. There is a store two doors down that  sells phones - S-E-L-L. It was recently obtained by a man calling himself "Joe Kerr," an obvious alias for the Joker.

And in the middle? The Third National Bank of Gotham.

It's... obvious...  Commissioner. The Riddler is planning on tunneling into the bank vault through one of the two buildings, and the Joker through another. Together they plan on splitting the plundered proceeds. Fret not, Commissioner. I will not let such a malicious double penetration of injustice happen on my watch.


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