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(E! Online)   Bruce Jenner debuts new hairstyle that's right out of...1988?   (eonline.com) divider line 40
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2014-08-07 12:10:34 AM  
It's the California drought haircut: long and lush in the back, trying to save what you can in the front (because you can't take care of it without a neighbor reporting you)
 
2014-08-07 07:26:14 AM  
Bruce's transformation is magnificent. Rock on, Olympian, rock on.
 
2014-08-07 07:31:30 AM  
He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious
 
2014-08-07 07:33:25 AM  
Something else ruined by the Kardashians!
 
2014-08-07 07:42:40 AM  
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Done in zero.
 
2014-08-07 07:46:22 AM  
I remember 1988.. that looks uncomfortably close to 1980s Gallagher.. with a touch of Donald Trump.
 
2014-08-07 07:55:08 AM  
Looks like Donald Trump had a cooking fire.
 
2014-08-07 08:18:43 AM  

ChrisDe: He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious


This has been rumored for a couple of months now.  It's sad to see either:  a) he has succumbed to that hideous wife of his or; b) he simply cannot live as he truly is.  Either way, that's a dye job (duh) but he needs to apply serum to eliminate the fly-away hair and tame the frizzies.

img2.timeinc.net

Bruce, look for this in your local drug store.
 
2014-08-07 08:23:06 AM  
He's trying to relive this moment -

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2014-08-07 08:28:23 AM  

ChrisDe: He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious


Beat me to it. Can't wait to see his new bewbs.
 
2014-08-07 08:32:14 AM  
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2014-08-07 08:37:45 AM  

angrymonday: ChrisDe: He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious

Beat me to it. Can't wait to see his new bewbs.


ts1.mm.bing.net
www.insideedition.com
www.thesuperficial.com
 
2014-08-07 08:41:06 AM  
Oh........dear.
 
2014-08-07 08:47:08 AM  
Ha! That is so awesome.
 
2014-08-07 08:48:35 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: angrymonday: ChrisDe: He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious


Maybe he's turning into Jennifer Walters.


Beat me to it. Can't wait to see his new bewbs.

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He could use a manssiere.
 
2014-08-07 08:54:54 AM  
I sorta tuned out between the '76 Olympics and last spring.  I saw a picture of Jenner and figured his soften somewhat  feminine features was a result of going of steroids but I was told he did it to himself intentionally.
 
2014-08-07 08:56:26 AM  

angrymonday: ChrisDe: He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious

Beat me to it. Can't wait to see his new bewbs.


i can.
 
2014-08-07 09:01:14 AM  
Chastity Bono has more testosterone running through her.
 
2014-08-07 09:24:33 AM  

laid back w/bud light: Chastity Bono has more testosterone running through her.


He probably has a bunch pumped into his lower GI tract
 
2014-08-07 09:36:20 AM  
♪♪ He's an old lesbo and he don't know what to do, so he went and got some roadkill and turned it into a hairdo ♪♪
 
2014-08-07 09:53:53 AM  
He can't stop the music.

/obscure?
 
2014-08-07 09:55:39 AM  
Wow.
 
2014-08-07 09:58:07 AM  

Arkanaut: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: angrymonday: ChrisDe: He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious

Maybe he's turning into Jennifer Walters.


Beat me to it. Can't wait to see his new bewbs.

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 259x300]
[www.insideedition.com image 605x340]
[www.thesuperficial.com image 675x900]

He could use a manssiere.


i1.ytimg.com

BRO!

The Manssiere will never work!
 
2014-08-07 10:09:34 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: angrymonday: ChrisDe: He's in the early stages of transforming to a woman, right?

/not snarky, I'm serious

Beat me to it. Can't wait to see his new bewbs.

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 259x300]
[www.insideedition.com image 605x340]
[www.thesuperficial.com image 675x900]


Well. So. That is happening.
 
2014-08-07 10:25:02 AM  
www.eonline.com

He's looking for hair gel.
 
2014-08-07 10:28:54 AM  
Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet, cut the mullet
Cut the mullet, cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy ass mullet off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet, cut the mullet
Cut the mullet, cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason that people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet you numskull?

Cut the mullet, cut the mullet
Cut the mullet, cut the mullet
 
2014-08-07 11:25:06 AM  
He wants you to call him Jen Brewster.
 
2014-08-07 11:25:45 AM  

macdaddy357: Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet, cut the mullet
Cut the mullet, cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy ass mullet off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet, cut the mullet
Cut the mullet, cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason that people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet you numskull?

Cut the mullet, cut the mullet
Cut the mullet, cut the mullet


Rock over London, rock on Chicago!

/RIP, Willisman
 
2014-08-07 11:50:15 AM  
Make it like that famous country singer 
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge, 
In the day I like to keep it dignified 
But at night you know I got another side 
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am 
Even if it's really really bad 
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do 
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you 
You can drive to Riverside and get one too 
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do 
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears 
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche 
The front may conform to society 
But the back says I have personality 
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad 
Make it short in front and long in back! 
If the top's not short enough that it stands up 
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail 
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me, 
And then matching crazy pants are all we need 
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with your Dad.
Norco Neck Warmer...Norco
Hockey Hair...Canada
Achey-Brakey Hair...Nashville
Mullet...Hoboken
Forbidden Hair...Europe
Sho-lo...Florida
 
2014-08-07 11:53:52 AM  

ParadisePornoTheater: He can't stop the music.

/obscure?


The gayest movie trailer ever.
 
2014-08-07 12:43:26 PM  

Spanky McStupid: This has been rumored for a couple of months now. It's sad to see either: a) he has succumbed to that hideous wife of his or; b) he simply cannot live as he truly is. Either way, that's a dye job (duh) but he needs to apply serum to eliminate the fly-away hair and tame the frizzies.


It's even more interesting than that--he dumped the Kardashians and then he started doing weird things to his looks. So either they drove him into wanting to be someone else entirely, or they were stopping him from turning into a woman. But he's free of those nutcases now, and whatever he wants to be, good luck to him. It must have taken some nerve to walk out on that bunch.
 
2014-08-07 01:18:51 PM  

I_Love_Cheesecake: ParadisePornoTheater: He can't stop the music.

/obscure?

The gayest movie trailer ever.


+1

Allan Carr wanted Bruce to become "the Bob Redford of the 80s"' while Steve Guttenburg was "the Jewish John Travolta".

Thankfully, Cher dodged a bullet when Valerie Perrine was cast instead.  Wonder how much Bruce has wished he'd done the same ... he turned out so awkward as an already prissy lawyer.
 
2014-08-07 02:11:17 PM  
If Congress can update its attitude to one from 1888, Bruce Jenner can update his hair
to 1988.
 
2014-08-07 02:14:15 PM  

cryinoutloud: It's even more interesting than that--he dumped the Kardashians and then he started doing weird things to his looks. So either they drove him into wanting to be someone else entirely, or they were stopping him from turning into a woman. But he's free of those nutcases now, and whatever he wants to be, good luck to him. It must have taken some nerve to walk out on that bunch.


THIS.  People want to make fun of him, but I give him mad props for being true to himself.  Seriously, he could be a huge asset to the trans community if he plays this out right, which I'm sure is an unbelievably difficult transition for him anyway.
In short, you go girl!
 
2014-08-07 02:25:11 PM  
Li'l Robbie:

If Congress can update its attitude to one from 1888, Bruce Jenner can update his hair
to 1988.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Politics tab is one to the right.
 
2014-08-07 02:53:43 PM  
I'm starting to wonder about my mother. She has a huge crush on Bruce and the other day she tried to see me topless. :/
 
2014-08-07 06:34:57 PM  
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2014-08-07 07:48:24 PM  
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2014-08-07 08:10:11 PM  
What's with that biatch?
 
2014-08-08 06:54:07 AM  
If he's not transitioning then he really needs to find a better plastic surgeon after he gets done suing the one has for making him look like a woman.
 
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