lindalouwho: Imagine the calluses.
gunther_bumpass: This is why we can't have nice things.
sethen320: I used to see this guy riding his unicycle out in Bayport by the plants on my way home. Of course he was fully clothed at the time. I always wondered why anyone would choose that mode of transport through an industrial area. I guess crazy explains it.
Vector R: TFA says traffic was "distracted" by the sight of him.
medius: Vector R: TFA says traffic was "distracted" by the sight of him.It's 2 incidents.May 9, 2012: He was stopped for being naked, when he distracted traffic, which earned him the nickname "The Naked Unicyclist".Last night: He was killed by a Jeep. I think because he was riding at night, not because he was or was not naked. (I'd guess he was not naked this time.)/Not sure if this is what Welldead was trying to explain in the 4th comment or if he was making a 9-11 joke.
Vector R: I got that part, I'm just puzzled why no charges are being filed. Is the Jeep driver blowing the DA or something?
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