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(Telegraph)   Oh, you're a Jihadi with Isis? That's cool. I used to Jihad with them, too, back before they got so mainstream. I'm running with a more radical group now, you probably haven't heard of them   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 93
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2014-08-07 12:00:37 AM
media1.giphy.com
 
2014-08-07 12:02:44 AM

doglover: [media1.giphy.com image 463x200]


I'm not sure if I should be amused or slightly frightened that someone else's thoughts immediately jumped to that.
 
2014-08-07 12:05:54 AM
"Islam Yaken's story is freaking scary,"

RELEASE THE YAKEN!
 
2014-08-07 12:11:57 AM
Another apostle from the religion of peace promising to exterminate all who fall short in the eyes of his god.
 
2014-08-07 12:19:15 AM
Great... Jihipsters
 
2014-08-07 12:46:03 AM

www.austinchronicle.com


SPLITTER!!!

 
2014-08-07 05:48:04 AM
I used to Jihad with them, too

Until I took a arrow bullet to the knee.
 
2014-08-07 06:08:13 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

seriously mirin bro
 
2014-08-07 06:12:47 AM

you are a puppet: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]

seriously mirin bro


Jihadi Shore

Come at me, bro!
 
2014-08-07 06:13:56 AM
farking hipsters.  Is there anything they can't ruin?
 
2014-08-07 06:14:32 AM
His tweets from before he left for jihad show a more secular bent. "Kissing little boys and donkeys Burns 6.4 Calories A Minute," says one from 2011.

/FTFH
 
2014-08-07 06:16:18 AM
One of the most recent and amusing jihadi stories is a "Finnish" guy that happens to be the son of a presidential candidate in Somalia.

http://yle.fi/uutiset/finnish-somali_politician_thats_my_son_in_jiha di st_video/7396194
 
2014-08-07 06:16:56 AM

fusillade762: I used to Jihad with them, too

Until I took a arrow bullet to the knee.





//Until i took a hellfire to the face.
 
2014-08-07 06:17:38 AM
I thought artisinal bacon and Dan Deacon were haram?
 
2014-08-07 06:22:00 AM
Don't worry. Once he realizes Jihad is work, he'll quit.
 
2014-08-07 06:27:52 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Great... Jihipsters


I laughed harder than I probably should have at that.

+1
 
2014-08-07 06:37:12 AM
If we called every unwashed neckbeard with a sword a terrorist then comicons would go very very differently.
 
2014-08-07 06:39:33 AM

BumpInTheNight: If we called every unwashed neckbeard with a sword a terrorist then comicons would go very very differently.


They do wage a Holy War on Hygiene.
 
2014-08-07 06:53:23 AM
All kidding aside, if you read his story, this is the kind of guy likely to attract a rabid and loyal following.  Can we nip this one early?
 
2014-08-07 06:57:30 AM

gerbilpox: you are a puppet: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]

seriously mirin bro

Jihadi Shore

Come at me, bro!


Come at me, brow!
FTFY...


Seriously...they're importing from New Jersey now?
 
2014-08-07 07:02:09 AM
A Jihadist flag proclaims in Arabic that "There is no God but God and Mohammed is the prophet of God"

Now, there's a message that could really benefit from some punctuation!

"There is no God; but God and Mohammed is the prophet of God."

Wait, no, that doesn't work...
 
2014-08-07 07:03:13 AM

gerbilpox: you are a puppet: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]

seriously mirin bro

Jihadi Shore

Come at me, bro!


You win this thread.

I don't care if another 500 posts show up,  'Jihadi Shore' is a winner
 
2014-08-07 07:06:17 AM
Reminds me not so much of a hipster as Maurice Moss from the IT Crowd...

img.fark.net

/must've been wearing women's trousers too long...
 
2014-08-07 07:15:12 AM

you are a puppet: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]

seriously mirin bro


One religion!
One God!
One eyebrow!
 
2014-08-07 07:17:14 AM
Support your local bands or they'll become jihadis.
 
2014-08-07 07:24:52 AM

fusillade762: I used to Jihad with them, too

Until I took a arrow bullet to the knee.


I hate it when that happens.
 
2014-08-07 07:29:29 AM
So... they look just like American hipsters now, but just with a sword? How can you protect yourself if they all look the same!?

www.digital-distro.com
 
2014-08-07 07:29:32 AM
I'm sitting back and waiting to see how long it takes the Iraqi's to figure out that any future with these clowns in charge will be about a 1000 times worse than anything they can come up with themselves.
 
2014-08-07 07:29:52 AM
the pose in which he has been photographed: astride a horse, and waving a shining scimitar above his head.

i.telegraph.co.uk

Do you people not know what a Scimitar looks like? It looks like this
cdn.wcnews.com

Not sure how he is gonna lift it though. But at least its not as heavy as a Broadsword

geminisector.wdfiles.com

Not to mention the Rapier...The Rapier is pretty damn cool
/I really like the Rapier.
 
2014-08-07 07:32:41 AM

AngryDragon: All kidding aside, if you read his story, this is the kind of guy likely to attract a rabid and loyal following.  Can we nip this one early?


images.fastcompany.com
I'm sure someone is working on that right now.......
 
2014-08-07 07:34:27 AM
Those hipsters ruin everything
 
2014-08-07 07:37:42 AM

MythDragon: the pose in which he has been photographed: astride a horse, and waving a shining scimitar above his head.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x514]

Do you people not know what a Scimitar looks like? It looks like this
[cdn.wcnews.com image 850x478]

Not sure how he is gonna lift it though. But at least its not as heavy as a Broadsword

[geminisector.wdfiles.com image 640x480]

Not to mention the Rapier...The Rapier is pretty damn cool
/I really like the Rapier.


I loved/love wing commander, going to play it now thanks
 
2014-08-07 07:37:50 AM

Avery614: AngryDragon: All kidding aside, if you read his story, this is the kind of guy likely to attract a rabid and loyal following.  Can we nip this one early?

[images.fastcompany.com image 620x389]
I'm sure someone is working on that right now.......


Maybe wright something French on it.
 
2014-08-07 07:39:29 AM

Purdue_Pete: So... they look just like American hipsters now, but just with a sword? How can you protect yourself if they all look the same!?

[www.digital-distro.com image 555x350]


Kill them all. Just to be sure.
 
2014-08-07 07:42:05 AM

Prey4reign: Another apostle from the religion of peace promising to exterminate all who fall short in the eyes of his god.


His god looks like it's either American Apparel or Pitchfork!
 
2014-08-07 07:44:39 AM

kling_klang_bed: Prey4reign: Another apostle from the religion of peace promising to exterminate all who fall short in the eyes of his god.

His god looks like it's either American Apparel or Pitchfork!


You should see their line of women's fashions.
 
2014-08-07 07:44:40 AM
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the Middle East with you.
 
2014-08-07 07:45:10 AM
If anything, ISIS is probably using him to make coffee and latte runs for them.
 
2014-08-07 07:50:10 AM

Deep Contact: Avery614: AngryDragon: All kidding aside, if you read his story, this is the kind of guy likely to attract a rabid and loyal following.  Can we nip this one early?

[images.fastcompany.com image 620x389]
I'm sure someone is working on that right now.......

Maybe wright something French on it.


Orville.


/name actually is of frog origin
 
2014-08-07 07:50:35 AM

you are a puppet: seriously mirin bro


.

Eyebrows of peace.
 
2014-08-07 07:56:58 AM
"I hate hipster jihadis!"

i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-07 08:06:41 AM

AngryDragon: All kidding aside, if you read his story, this is the kind of guy likely to attract a rabid and loyal following.  Can we nip this one early?


Or maybe this will be effective in turning jihad into one big joke. I guess it depends on how hipsterism is read by Middle Eastern culture.
 
2014-08-07 08:09:44 AM

hammettman: farking hipsters.  Is there anything they can't ruin?


yea, but you haven't heard of it.
 
2014-08-07 08:18:08 AM

doglover:


Where's that from?
 
2014-08-07 08:22:19 AM
He's taking his hajj ironically.
 
2014-08-07 08:25:22 AM
"But there are two people who insulted our religion, and I advise them that when God opens up Egypt to us, if they are still alive, we will hit their delete button."

I liked God's Delete Button before they became more mainstream.
 
2014-08-07 08:36:23 AM

gerbilpox: Deep Contact: Avery614: AngryDragon: All kidding aside, if you read his story, this is the kind of guy likely to attract a rabid and loyal following.  Can we nip this one early?

[images.fastcompany.com image 620x389]
I'm sure someone is working on that right now.......

Maybe wright something French on it.

Orville.


/name actually is of frog origin


Damnit, I wasn't fast enough.....

I'm not up on my drones, did I post a french one?  Does that mean that missile comes equipped with white flags and speakers to broadcast the national surrender message?
 
2014-08-07 08:37:03 AM

danielscissorhands: doglover:

Where's that from?


Threw it on the ground
 
2014-08-07 08:39:31 AM
That's not a knife...
i.telegraph.co.uk

This is a knife...

www.lmpenterprises.co.uk
 
2014-08-07 08:40:20 AM

skinude1: hammettman: farking hipsters.  Is there anything they can't ruin?

yea, but you haven't heard of it.



At least fapping will always be immune:

i.imgur.com
 
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