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(WTKR)   News: Police called when woman found drunk and pantless. Fark: On her first day as a high school teacher. (With hot mug-shot goodness)   (wtkr.com) divider line 167
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2014-08-06 05:12:24 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 05:43:53 PM  
Gaaaggghhhhhh

That stupid pop up ad did me a favor on this site by blocking the picture faster thank could close the window.
 
2014-08-06 06:33:21 PM  
I was going to say that if it is a crime to be drunk and pantless...but then I looked at the mugshot...AAARGGH!
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-08-06 07:18:49 PM  
Nice try subby. I know better than to click that shiat.
 
2014-08-06 07:37:54 PM  
Been waiting for a mugshot. I figured it was either a tight bodied college girl who was stupid on her first day of real work or whatever the hell this is.
 
2014-08-06 08:01:21 PM  
Hot?

*click*

*blink*

*hurl*

Well, at least now I truly know how Charlie Brown must have felt every time Lucy pulled the football at the last moment.

Thanks, Subby. Yer a gem. Don't ever change.

/Good grief.
 
2014-08-06 08:20:31 PM  
I think 'drunk and pantsless" describes roughly 75% of the people posting to Fark at any given moment.
 
2014-08-06 08:28:54 PM  
Suspect is pantsless. I repeat: pantsless.
 
2014-08-06 08:31:05 PM  

the_celt: Nice try subby. I know better than to click that shiat.


I click it knowing it will be hideous!!!

/whoever hired her needs a little time off
 
2014-08-06 08:41:53 PM  
Sometimes they're hot.
Sometimes they're not.
It's the thrill of TotalFark,
For just $5 a month I part.
 
2014-08-06 08:59:54 PM  
She may have a drinking problem.
 
2014-08-06 09:34:53 PM  

JoieD'Zen: She may have a drinking problem.


I bet there are dozens of people in AA that can too that story

/cf boris yeltsin
 
2014-08-06 09:35:01 PM  
Pantsless -- the subject is pantsless.
 
2014-08-06 09:35:50 PM  
* clicks link *

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-08-06 09:37:57 PM  
Wow, what an unfortunate-looking person. Not even sure losing a lot of weight could cure it, either.
 
2014-08-06 09:38:19 PM  
***checks link*******

img.4plebs.org
 
2014-08-06 09:39:28 PM  

TanSau: [static.comicvine.com image 850x466]


more like

i45.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 09:39:32 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Pantsless -- the subject is pantsless.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-06 09:39:47 PM  

jake_lex: I think 'drunk and pantsless" describes roughly 75% of the people posting to Fark at any given moment.


I'm naked and 1/2 way through a bottle of Disaronno does that count?
 
2014-08-06 09:39:52 PM  
What I am just dying to know is what was the thought process that led to her arriving at the decision to take off her pants.  We'll never know, but I am sure she will tell that story in her court mandated substance abuse program.
 
2014-08-06 09:40:44 PM  
I'd  hit it

/with subby's shait
 
2014-08-06 09:41:39 PM  
i.minus.com
 
2014-08-06 09:41:56 PM  

echomike23: TanSau: [static.comicvine.com image 850x466]

more like


Too wasted to GIS it but more like the astrology hag from dark crystal
 
2014-08-06 09:41:56 PM  
I'd hit it.  She likes vodka and not wearing pants?  That's at least two things we have in common.
 
2014-08-06 09:41:59 PM  
If you had to teach high school in Oklahoma, you'd want to be drunk all the time too, which can easily lead to pantslessness.
 
Oak
2014-08-06 09:42:07 PM  
Oklahoma hot.
 
2014-08-06 09:42:33 PM  
LIsten, it's not really cool to make fun of someone because of her appearance.

Instead, we should all be making fun of her because of her complete ineptitude at being a successful adult human. She might make it someday, then again she might not. She's not off to a promising start, but that's entirely her own fault, and nobody else's.

I hope she learns from this, but my experience with humans suggests to me that she probably won't. Or instead of learning and overcoming or enduring, she'll succumb and be found pantsless in many other inappropriate social and professional situations.

Either that or it's a failed viral marketing for Megan McCarthy's next movie. In which case WOOO or something.
 
2014-08-06 09:43:01 PM  
www.exisle.net
 
2014-08-06 09:44:38 PM  
She's gonna need a liver transplant and a face transplant.
 
2014-08-06 09:46:00 PM  
notbad.jpg
 
2014-08-06 09:46:49 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 09:48:31 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 09:49:37 PM  
What's with the 20 point font?
 
2014-08-06 09:50:35 PM  
They all be like
you need pants to teach.
 
2014-08-06 09:51:52 PM  
Ya know what? I am not going to trash subby for that mug shot, misleading headline. That gave me the first guffaw I have had all week.

/thank you subby, where ever you are
 
2014-08-06 09:52:08 PM  
Not even if she was on fire.

/as usual
 
ecl
2014-08-06 09:52:21 PM  
Arm the teachers!
 
2014-08-06 09:53:08 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-06 09:54:36 PM  
Subby, you asshole.
 
2014-08-06 09:55:14 PM  

wxboy: If you had to teach high school in Oklahoma, you'd want to be drunk all the time too, which can easily lead to pantslessness.


Where did she teach?  The stock yards?
 
2014-08-06 09:55:37 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
Don't you hate pants?
 
2014-08-06 09:56:10 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: What I am just dying to know is what was the thought process that led to her arriving at the decision to take off her pants.  We'll never know, but I am sure she will tell that story in her court mandated substance abuse program.


Sat down the night before, looked at the bottle of booze she normally drinks from, noticed there was enough for the usual bender that she could wake up from but not enough for two nights. So she drinks a little more than usual, thinking it'll be fine and she can pick up more on the way home from her job. When she's inevitably blitzed and needs to piss, the pants don't ever get back on because who cares at that point.

She wakes up drunk, but the last thought before she blacked out was that she had to be at work, so that mission is what her inebriated brain carries out to the exclusion of even putting pants on.
 
2014-08-06 09:56:15 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-08-06 09:57:03 PM  
Damn, that's one hell of a reaction to a bee sting.
 
2014-08-06 10:01:44 PM  
Still stressed - not enough alcohol.
Lost pants - too much alcohol.
 
2014-08-06 10:02:08 PM  
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-08-06 10:04:20 PM  
I will be having nightmares now. Yuck.
 
2014-08-06 10:04:44 PM  
Dang, those poor kids are are going to have to make due with a substitute teacher for a while.

i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-06 10:04:52 PM  
Wait, so what you're saying is that alcoholic public school teachers don't all look like Mary Elizabeth Winstead?

...

...

I have never been so disappointed in my life.
 
2014-08-06 10:06:05 PM  
Submitter, you're a douche bag, but you're also my kind of scum. Well done.
 
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