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(Gothamist)   Old and busted: Planet of The Apes. New Hotness: Planet of the Bears. I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords   (gothamist.com) divider line 66
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2014-08-06 06:40:04 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-06 07:00:26 PM  
"Hey guys, don't mind me. I'm just a normal human walking along checking my garbage."
 
2014-08-06 08:52:19 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-06 08:55:08 PM  
In before... oh, sh-*

api.ning.com
 
2014-08-06 08:55:47 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-06 09:00:55 PM  
I would, most assuredly, not have a problem with that. Mmmm. A world full of hot, hunky, hairy men. Some muscular. Some fat. Some lean. But overwhelmingly, these men are covered in hair. Beards. Chest fur. Lovable, cuddly, huggable men. Sweaty, sexy, furry men.
 
2014-08-06 09:03:38 PM  
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2014-08-06 09:06:06 PM  
I'm pretty sure the bear's front leg is broken.
 
2014-08-06 09:06:47 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I would, most assuredly, not have a problem with that. Mmmm. A world full of hot, hunky, hairy men. Some muscular. Some fat. Some lean. But overwhelmingly, these men are covered in hair. Beards. Chest fur. Lovable, cuddly, huggable men. Sweaty, sexy, furry men.


I once worked in a hotel that annually had this type of convention. It was weird.
 
AOW
2014-08-06 09:09:14 PM  
Misread that as planet of the beers, guess I will go to bed thirsty and disappointed.

And I was so looking forward to meeting the beer overlord.
 
2014-08-06 09:09:58 PM  
Goony goo goo!
 
2014-08-06 09:10:34 PM  
Fascinating, I don't believe I've ever seen bears walking on their hind feet like that.  But then, I haven't gone out of my way to look at a bunch of bear videos.
 
2014-08-06 09:10:53 PM  
I've played that game.

boardsandbees.files.wordpress.com

The bears are overrated, but they are pretty damn cool.
 
2014-08-06 09:11:36 PM  
Pandaering to stupid
 
2014-08-06 09:12:03 PM  

texdent: MrHappyRotter: I would, most assuredly, not have a problem with that. Mmmm. A world full of hot, hunky, hairy men. Some muscular. Some fat. Some lean. But overwhelmingly, these men are covered in hair. Beards. Chest fur. Lovable, cuddly, huggable men. Sweaty, sexy, furry men.

I once worked in a hotel that annually had this type of convention. It was weird.


Yes,  concur. Working in a hotel is very weird.
 
2014-08-06 09:13:17 PM  
A planet where bears evolved from man???
 
2014-08-06 09:14:15 PM  

AOW: Misread that as planet of the beers, guess I will go to bed thirsty and disappointed.

And I was so looking forward to meeting the beer overlord.


img.fark.net


Our Beer Overlord

 
2014-08-06 09:14:31 PM  
Jefferson is about 3 miles (as the bear walks) from my place.  I'll have to keep my eyes open.  I promise I'll shoot better quality video if he comes into my yard.
 
2014-08-06 09:14:58 PM  
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BEAR THREAD
 
2014-08-06 09:15:43 PM  
i224.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 09:17:39 PM  

anwserman: BEAR THREAD


I'm ok with this.
 
2014-08-06 09:21:18 PM  
i860.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 09:22:24 PM  
bearmageddon.com
 
2014-08-06 09:24:48 PM  
Q: What's the difference between a Jersey bear and a Jersey Guido?

A: The Jersey bears can walk upright.
 
2014-08-06 09:26:37 PM  
FTV: This bear was seen at 5:50am on 8/4/14 in Jefferson Township, NJ

The implication is that they do this only when no one's looking...the giveaway is @ 00:15... the way it picks something off the ground is definitely human-like.
/verdict: FAAAAKKKE
 
2014-08-06 09:27:16 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: anwserman: BEAR THREAD

I'm ok with this.


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encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
AOW
2014-08-06 09:28:41 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: anwserman: BEAR THREAD

I'm ok with this.


http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=twQlpFrm5 iM

Delete the spaces fark keeps insisting on inserting, I am on a tablet and I'm too damn old to learn this computer talking stuff
 
2014-08-06 09:28:52 PM  
If they learn how to craft armor, we're screwed.
 
2014-08-06 09:30:15 PM  
I think we just discovered the source of all those Bigfoot sightings.

/that is some freaky shiat. just sayin'
 
2014-08-06 09:34:46 PM  
I always figured bears or raccoons would take over if humans disappeared.
 
2014-08-06 09:36:37 PM  

anwserman: Anne.Uumellmahaye: anwserman: BEAR THREAD

I'm ok with this.


No bear thread is complete without this.

OW!  MY BALLS!
 
2014-08-06 09:41:02 PM  
Probably looking for some pickanick baskets.
 
2014-08-06 09:42:29 PM  
I like sexy men, and I reject society's definition of what's "sexy" about men. Bluck me, right?
 
2014-08-06 09:42:45 PM  
I just got some Bear insurance from Old Glory.
 
2014-08-06 09:43:11 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-08-06 09:43:21 PM  

MechaPyx: I think we just discovered the source of all those Bigfoot sightings.

/that is some freaky shiat. just sayin'


Bored kids with crappy cameras and bear costumes?

/sounds about right
 
2014-08-06 09:43:27 PM  
www.zachandstevie.com
 
Oak
2014-08-06 09:45:17 PM  
content.sportslogos.net

/soon
 
2014-08-06 09:45:28 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: anwserman: Anne.Uumellmahaye: anwserman: BEAR THREAD

I'm ok with this.

No bear thread is complete without this.

OW!  MY BALLS!


On a related note,<br>
I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty watch this
 
2014-08-06 10:01:33 PM  
"Hey Humans... you can take your apology and your planet and shove 'em straight up your ass!"
 
2014-08-06 10:02:27 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I'm pretty sure the bear's front leg is broken.


On the third video,you can see when he is on all fours, he is favoring his right, front paw.  I feel so bad for him, but it is amazing how he is dealing with it. I would love to go and rescue him. I'll nurse him back to health and he can be freinds with my two dogs. That will work, right?
 
2014-08-06 10:15:45 PM  
Wow, Fark headlines are getting pretty hackneyed.

C)Not News: Old and Busted, Fark ready is no way to go through life, Florida
 
2014-08-06 10:17:34 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-08-06 10:29:46 PM  

zvoidx: FTV: This bear was seen at 5:50am on 8/4/14 in Jefferson Township, NJ

The implication is that they do this only when no one's looking...the giveaway is @ 00:15... the way it picks something off the ground is definitely human-like.
/verdict: FAAAAKKKE


Why is being on all fours a "giveaway"?  The bear alternates between all fours and bipedal throughout the second half of the video in the woods, and it's obviously injured on one of its front legs.  Bears walking on hind legs is nothing new, and bears wandering in neighborhoods is nothing new, so what's the angle?

Oh yeah, the angle is cynicism.  Forgot I was a Fark for a second there...
 
2014-08-06 10:30:24 PM  

karmachameleon: zvoidx: FTV: This bear was seen at 5:50am on 8/4/14 in Jefferson Township, NJ

The implication is that they do this only when no one's looking...the giveaway is @ 00:15... the way it picks something off the ground is definitely human-like.
/verdict: FAAAAKKKE

Why is being on all fours a "giveaway"?  The bear alternates between all fours and bipedal throughout the second half of the video in the woods, and it's obviously injured on one of its front legs.  Bears walking on hind legs is nothing new, and bears wandering in neighborhoods is nothing new, so what's the angle?

Oh yeah, the angle is cynicism.  Forgot I was a on Fark for a second there...


FTFM.
 
2014-08-06 10:36:00 PM  
Will be a great Sasquatch video with proper editing. The part where he's in the woods will do fine.  Repeat the jiggle over and over with just the running glimpse showing briefly and voilà! You're done.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2014-08-06 10:37:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 10:41:13 PM  

karmachameleon: zvoidx: FTV: This bear was seen at 5:50am on 8/4/14 in Jefferson Township, NJ

The implication is that they do this only when no one's looking...the giveaway is @ 00:15... the way it picks something off the ground is definitely human-like.
/verdict: FAAAAKKKE

Why is being on all fours a "giveaway"?  The bear alternates between all fours and bipedal throughout the second half of the video in the woods, and it's obviously injured on one of its front legs.  Bears walking on hind legs is nothing new, and bears wandering in neighborhoods is nothing new, so what's the angle?

Oh yeah, the angle is cynicism.  Forgot I was a Fark for a second there...


Not being intentionally cynical.

Calling it as I see it.
 
2014-08-06 11:05:34 PM  

skinink: Goony goo goo!


Aunt Bunny fell down the stairs.
 
2014-08-06 11:06:01 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: anwserman: BEAR THREAD

I'm ok with this.


cdn3.whatculture.com

Disagrees

/or maybe he agreed
//he was batshiat
///slashies in a bear thread: Play dead!
 
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