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(KCTV5 Kansas City)   Restaurant offers discounts to customers who pray in public, clearly violating the concept of separation of church and steak   (kctv5.com) divider line 70
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2014-08-06 04:22:10 PM
Dear Lord, please save me from your followers.
 
2014-08-06 04:28:33 PM
For a 15% discount, I can fake almost anything.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-06 04:31:16 PM
Want a 15% discount? Don't tip.
 
2014-08-06 04:33:43 PM

Marcus Aurelius: For a 15% discount, I can fake almost anything.


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2014-08-06 04:35:19 PM
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2014-08-06 04:36:40 PM
Can I take my own black candles and sacrificial lamb, or are those a la carte items? Will they have a bucket that I can drain the blood into, or do you think they'll build a drain into the floor? I mean, this isn't the Iron Age, fercrhissakes.
 
2014-08-06 04:41:28 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Can I take my own black candles and sacrificial lamb, or are those a la carte items? Will they have a bucket that I can drain the blood into, or do you think they'll build a drain into the floor? I mean, this isn't the Iron Age, fercrhissakes.


Most restaurants frown on you bringing your own food, even if it is for your deity.

Just order the lamb chops extra rare.
 
2014-08-06 04:43:21 PM

ZAZ: Want a 15% discount? Don't tip.


Leaving a tip would blow my cover.
 
2014-08-06 05:09:30 PM
I can learn some Arabic prayers pretty quickly.
 
2014-08-06 08:00:38 PM
So.. which way's Mecca?
 
2014-08-06 08:04:40 PM
"And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their 15% discount."

Matt 6:5-6
 
2014-08-06 08:24:20 PM
GOD SHARED HIS STEAK WITH MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
 
2014-08-06 08:25:40 PM

Marcus Aurelius: For a 15% discount, I can fake almost anything.


www.hwdyk.com

"And you say you can guarantee me the Oscar?"

"I can guarantee anything you want."
 
2014-08-06 08:25:44 PM
So they won't mind if I do margin salat there and just bust out my praying rug and do azhan and everything? Right? Right
 
2014-08-06 08:26:06 PM
Do they serve Darwin fish?
 
2014-08-06 08:26:20 PM
*maghrib
 
2014-08-06 08:26:21 PM
Rub a dub dub.
Thanks for the grub.
Yea God.
 
2014-08-06 08:26:24 PM

farkingismybusiness: "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their 15% discount."

Matt 6:5-6


Came here to say this... well, most of it.

I like yours better than the original.
 
2014-08-06 08:27:16 PM
...Hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.

I bet THAT wouldn't get me a discount.
 
2014-08-06 08:28:11 PM
Y'all Qaeda
 
2014-08-06 08:28:44 PM

lake_huron: ...Hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.

I bet THAT wouldn't get me a discount.


Probably not, but it would get your food spit on.
 
2014-08-06 08:30:02 PM
Can I bring my own prayer mat?
 
2014-08-06 08:30:27 PM

Marcus Aurelius: ZAZ: Want a 15% discount? Don't tip.

Leaving a tip would blow my cover.


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2014-08-06 08:31:42 PM
Do you calculate the tip before or after the discount?  WWJD
 
2014-08-06 08:32:25 PM

farkingismybusiness: "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their 15% discount."

Matt 6:5-6


as a Christian i'm okay with folks of any religion praying quieting for their food but i have a huge issue with getting a discount for it.
 
2014-08-06 08:32:40 PM
I wonder what sort of discount would be offered to a group of obvious Muslim devotees praying loudly on their prayer rugs in the non-smoking section?

Or some long-haired goth-y Satanists, doing their Hail Satans in front of Alice and Flo.  Think they'd get 6.66% off?
 
2014-08-06 08:32:59 PM

charlesmartel11235: So they won't mind if I do margin salat there and just bust out my praying rug and do azhan and everything? Right? Right


Charles Martel, I am very surprised by this.
 
2014-08-06 08:33:20 PM
There's a sign in the bathroom that says 'Employees must wash hands in the blood of the lamb'.
 
2014-08-06 08:33:41 PM

farkingismybusiness: "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their 15% discount."

Matt 6:5-6


Pretty much what I came to say,  you're to keep your praying to yourself so says the Jeebus.
 
2014-08-06 08:35:23 PM
So I give a fist bump to jesus and that cancels the tip?  Excellent.
 
2014-08-06 08:35:30 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Rub a dub dub.
Thanks for the grub.
Yea God.


Valid point;  What is to the definition of public prayer to meet their rules?

Dark god
dear Thanatos
the sweetness you entreat
the forgetfulness you offer
open to all yet sold by those above
let me just lie and gaze
and wonder
 
2014-08-06 08:35:34 PM
Let's all bow our heads and say Grace.

*Grace*
 
2014-08-06 08:36:12 PM

farkingismybusiness: So.. which way's Mecca?


Read the fine print, it says "muslin' prayers will result in a grazer".

Watubi: Do you calculate the tip before or after the discount?  WWJD


10% is good enough for god.
 
2014-08-06 08:37:02 PM
For all you monotheists out there:

He is the one god
He is the sun go
Ra!  Ra!
 
2014-08-06 08:38:08 PM

LoneCraneFullMoon: charlesmartel11235: So they won't mind if I do margin salat there and just bust out my praying rug and do azhan and everything? Right? Right

Charles Martel, I am very surprised by this.


I was a self hating muslim as kid
 
2014-08-06 08:38:15 PM
Good bread
Good meat
Good lord
Let's eat.
 
2014-08-06 08:38:22 PM
Lords of Kobol hear my prayer.
 
2014-08-06 08:38:40 PM
I didn't realize it was law that you couldn't offer a discount for any reason as a business owner.  Military, police, firefighters, and other emergency responders are an example.  See friends, employees, family, or anyone doing something awesome that you appreciate come in and you're the OWNER, then why not offer a discount?  Riiiight, people only care because it has to do with prayer and it's totally cool to shiat on religious people (except not really Muslims or Jews, just Christians).
 
2014-08-06 08:39:00 PM
Hey, can I get 20% if I wear my holy colander?  Calling all Pastafarians!
 
2014-08-06 08:39:02 PM
So if Mr. Muslim came in and was observed praying would he get the discount,  or the cops called on him?
 
2014-08-06 08:39:40 PM

TwilightZone: For all you monotheists out there:

He is the one god
He is the sun go
Ra!  Ra!


Ra is the fun good!
Ra is the sun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
 
2014-08-06 08:39:56 PM
I had an aunt named Grace.  Does that count?
 
2014-08-06 08:41:07 PM

Mr.Tangent: farkingismybusiness: So.. which way's Mecca?

Read the fine print, it says "muslin' prayers will result in a grazer".

Watubi: Do you calculate the tip before or after the discount?  WWJD

10% is good enough for god.


a priest, a rabbi and a Baptist minister are out playing golf one day and they're debating on how much to give when tithing.

Priest says "I make this big circle and throw all the donations up in the air and whatever money falls inside the circle gets donated to charity."

Minister goes "No no, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to throw the money up and whatever money falls outside the circle is what goes to God!"

Rabbi goes "you're both wrong.  You throw the money up in the air and whatever money God wants, he keeps!"


www.sonymoviechannel.com
 
2014-08-06 08:41:15 PM

silverblues: TwilightZone: For all you monotheists out there:

He is the one god
He is the sun go
Ra!  Ra!

Ra is the fun good!
Ra is the sun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!


Oooh, I like it.
 
2014-08-06 08:43:09 PM

ramblinwreck: I didn't realize it was law that you couldn't offer a discount for any reason as a business owner.  Military, police, firefighters, and other emergency responders are an example.  See friends, employees, family, or anyone doing something awesome that you appreciate come in and you're the OWNER, then why not offer a discount?  Riiiight, people only care because it has to do with prayer and it's totally cool to shiat on religious people (except not really Muslims or Jews, just Christians).


I think you're in a different thread than the one here.
 
2014-08-06 08:44:28 PM
funnyasduck.net
 
2014-08-06 08:44:54 PM

ramblinwreck: I didn't realize it was law that you couldn't offer a discount for any reason as a business owner.  Military, police, firefighters, and other emergency responders are an example.  See friends, employees, family, or anyone doing something awesome that you appreciate come in and you're the OWNER, then why not offer a discount?  Riiiight, people only care because it has to do with prayer and it's totally cool to shiat on religious people (except not really Muslims or Jews, just Christians).


You can hop off that cross any time you like.  I see nothing here but a good old ribbing, or poking fun as they say.
 
2014-08-06 08:45:40 PM

ramblinwreck: I didn't realize it was law that you couldn't offer a discount for any reason as a business owner.  Military, police, firefighters, and other emergency responders are an example.  See friends, employees, family, or anyone doing something awesome that you appreciate come in and you're the OWNER, then why not offer a discount?  Riiiight, people only care because it has to do with prayer and it's totally cool to shiat on religious people (except not really Muslims or Jews, just Christians).


I don't think anyone is saying they can't offer discounts to customers who pray.
 
2014-08-06 08:46:20 PM

farkingismybusiness: "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others other dudes. Truly, I say to you, they have received their 15% discount."

Matt 6:5-6


Sounds like it's from the frat Bible, where every prayer ends in a solemn "Dude."
 
2014-08-06 08:47:40 PM

Watubi: Do you calculate the tip before or after the discount?  WWJD


If you do like most church goers. You don't worry about tipping. Unless you drop off one of those fake dollars with a where's jesus in life message.
 
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