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(Huffington Post UK)   And here we have for our fashion tip of the day, Miley Cyrus showing us how NOT to wear loom bands   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 43
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2014-08-06 07:44:29 PM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2014-08-06 08:18:10 PM  
Oh she's such a rebel, what willllll she do next?!
 
2014-08-06 08:19:07 PM  
Isn't the correct way to wear loom bands - not at all.
 
2014-08-06 08:35:55 PM  
I'm fully expecting HD shots of Miley's vagina to be put on billboards next.
 
2014-08-06 08:36:25 PM  
Stupid fashion fad.  Clashes with the onion on my belt.
 
2014-08-06 08:38:43 PM  

scotchcrotch: Oh she's such a rebel, what willllll she do next?!


I can't even mock her anymore. She's just too sad.
 
2014-08-06 08:43:19 PM  
theaccidentaloptimist.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-06 08:47:17 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 09:03:49 PM  
No, this fella linked on the sidebar is showing us how not to wear loom bands (Not safe for work.)
 
2014-08-06 09:06:18 PM  
I'd fark her.
 
2014-08-06 09:25:40 PM  
I almost didn't recognize her in TFA. What with all the sensible clothing and lack of giant tongue hanging out.
 
2014-08-06 09:33:51 PM  

jmr61: I'd fark her.


You'd die of syphilis.
 
2014-08-06 09:50:16 PM  

Thor is a little more high strung.


cdn.timesofisrael.com


I'm a little more Loki


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2014-08-06 09:52:01 PM  

WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.


LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.
 
2014-08-06 09:58:43 PM  
OMG she is a horrible person
 
2014-08-06 10:09:05 PM  
She would be pretty if it weren't for that tragic hair.

worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.


She was engaged to Liam Hemsworth. They lived together for a while. I highly doubt she's a virgin. Plus there are tons of blinds about her banging guys. Evidently she's a screamer.
 
2014-08-06 10:32:20 PM  

Savage Belief: I almost didn't recognize her in TFA. What with all the sensible clothing and lack of giant tongue hanging out.


I was thinking the same thing... Then I saw the picture farther down and really DID recognize her.
 
2014-08-06 10:33:40 PM  
Who in the what now?

I'm 47, this is important to me.
 
2014-08-06 10:39:15 PM  

nimawai: She would be pretty if it weren't for that tragic hair.

worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.

She was engaged to Liam Hemsworth. They lived together for a while. I highly doubt she's a virgin. Plus there are tons of blinds about her banging guys. Evidently she's a screamer.


Blinds?  Don't follow...
 
2014-08-06 10:56:23 PM  

jmr61: I'd fark her.

 
2014-08-06 11:04:18 PM  
What's a loom band?
Does it go with Dockers and a fleece pullover?
 
2014-08-06 11:24:06 PM  
are loom bands the things pot holders at summer camp are made out of?
 
2014-08-06 11:45:24 PM  
Should I click? Should I not click?
I know what a MC is
I don't know what a loom band is
Is it worth it?
...
nope

/gnite
 
2014-08-07 12:02:30 AM  

WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.


Among other things.
 
2014-08-07 12:10:35 AM  

worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.


The thing is, when you party hard over a significant period of time, you end up having a lot of opportunities to indulge. Unless you have remarkable self control, you'll do it eventually. So I'd say that's pretty unlikely.
 
2014-08-07 01:33:30 AM  

worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.



I have a suspicion her virginity was given to someone related to her. She acts like she has been bad-touched for so long that she has lost all perspective about what is and is not appropriate. Also:

nealmedlynsbravenewgirl.files.wordpress.com

Just farking creepy. It's no wonder her ideals about sexuality are a hot mess.
 
2014-08-07 01:34:23 AM  

Piizzadude: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

Among other things.


You're right.

I forgot to mention   shame.
 
2014-08-07 01:34:42 AM  
She was just here in Charlotte. Loaded her show out (stagehand). Saw her right after the show. She looked.......sad. And trashy. Bless her heart.
 
2014-08-07 04:27:41 AM  
Am I the only one who expected to see her wearing a thong made out of them bands ?
 
2014-08-07 07:57:14 AM  
Nice of windows to offer to translate the Huffpo for me.
 
2014-08-07 09:06:54 AM  

olddancingmonkey: She was just here in Charlotte. Loaded her show out (stagehand). Saw her right after the show. She looked.......sad. And trashy. Bless her heart.


Meanwhile I got to speak to Imelda May after her show Saturday night. She was lively, warm, engaging and generous with her time for everyone who wanted to meet her. She's like the anti Miley: beautiful, classy and talented.
 
2014-08-07 11:24:49 AM  

KelvinTheClown: No, this fella linked on the sidebar is showing us how not to wear loom bands (Not safe for work.)


jmr61: I'd fark

him.
 
2014-08-07 11:55:13 AM  

olddancingmonkey: She was just here in Charlotte. Loaded her show out (stagehand). Saw her right after the show. She looked.......sad. And trashy. Bless her heart.


Tends to happen when you invent a new schtick to replace your old one of which the public is losing interest in fast.

For someone preaching "be yourself", she sure is failing.
 
2014-08-07 12:09:46 PM  

deffuse: nimawai: She would be pretty if it weren't for that tragic hair.

worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.

She was engaged to Liam Hemsworth. They lived together for a while. I highly doubt she's a virgin. Plus there are tons of blinds about her banging guys. Evidently she's a screamer.

Blinds?  Don't follow...


short version is gossip items that don't name specific names. it's usually just "this starlet did X" of "this actor who is famous for Y did Z"
 
2014-08-07 12:12:38 PM  

WilderKWight: worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.


I have a suspicion her virginity was given to someone related to her. She acts like she has been bad-touched for so long that she has lost all perspective about what is and is not appropriate. Also:

[nealmedlynsbravenewgirl.files.wordpress.com image 600x410]

Just farking creepy. It's no wonder her ideals about sexuality are a hot mess.


I am in line with your thinking on this matter. I have known far too many women that were as you say bad touched and she acts so much like them that it is hard to not draw a comparison. There are the ones that become frigid from being bad touched, but surprisingly that is rare and the afore mentioned behavior is a more common result.
 
2014-08-07 12:42:47 PM  

Profedius: WilderKWight: worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.


I have a suspicion her virginity was given to someone related to her. She acts like she has been bad-touched for so long that she has lost all perspective about what is and is not appropriate. Also:

[nealmedlynsbravenewgirl.files.wordpress.com image 600x410]

Just farking creepy. It's no wonder her ideals about sexuality are a hot mess.

I am in line with your thinking on this matter. I have known far too many women that were as you say bad touched and she acts so much like them that it is hard to not draw a comparison. There are the ones that become frigid from being bad touched, but surprisingly that is rare and the afore mentioned behavior is a more common result.


she went through the disney machine, right?

all their graduates are farked in the head.  i think there is something rotten in the care/lack of care involved in raising these child stars.  i assume molestation/sexualization/medication.
 
2014-08-07 01:41:39 PM  
Is she the female version of Bieber?
 
2014-08-07 02:19:58 PM  

johnny queso: Who in the what now?

I'm 47, this is important to me.


She is this generations' Samantha Fox .

Sorry,

SHE IS THIS GENERATIONS' SAMANTHA FOX!

// I'm only 2 years younger than you.
 
2014-08-07 02:24:03 PM  

jmr61: I'd fark her.


me too.

also,

galactus5000: Isn't the correct way to wear loom bands - not at all.


and

i'd like to see:

spamdog: I'm fully expecting HD shots of Miley's vagina to be put on billboards next.



i happen to think she's a cute girl, but she looks a little oily in tfa...although rubbing oil all over her IS part of my plan
 
2014-08-07 02:24:52 PM  

deffuse: nimawai: She would be pretty if it weren't for that tragic hair.

worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.

She was engaged to Liam Hemsworth. They lived together for a while. I highly doubt she's a virgin. Plus there are tons of blinds about her banging guys. Evidently she's a screamer.

Blinds?  Don't follow...


Blinds are where they tell you a story about something that happened but don't tell you who it's about so it's like a guessing game. Then after a bit they reveal the blind items and you can see if you guessed right.
 
2014-08-07 02:30:38 PM  

JudgeSmails: are loom bands the things pot holders at summer camp are made out of?


similar...those were a cloth material (my daughter and my niece have had the kits in recent years at home), these shown in tfa are a rubber/plastic material
 
2014-08-07 02:51:44 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Profedius: WilderKWight: worlddan: WilderKWight: jmr61: I'd fark her.

You'd die of syphilis.

LOL. Miley? 10 to 1 she's a virgin. They are always the one's that try to overcompensate with the "party hard" attitude to cover it up.


I have a suspicion her virginity was given to someone related to her. She acts like she has been bad-touched for so long that she has lost all perspective about what is and is not appropriate. Also:

[nealmedlynsbravenewgirl.files.wordpress.com image 600x410]

Just farking creepy. It's no wonder her ideals about sexuality are a hot mess.

I am in line with your thinking on this matter. I have known far too many women that were as you say bad touched and she acts so much like them that it is hard to not draw a comparison. There are the ones that become frigid from being bad touched, but surprisingly that is rare and the afore mentioned behavior is a more common result.

she went through the disney machine, right?

all their graduates are farked in the head.  i think there is something rotten in the care/lack of care involved in raising these child stars.  i assume molestation/sexualization/medication.


From what I know of Hollywood I would say all three since I have seen all three take place. Also add alcohol and narcotics to that list. Some of the stars people are still wishing to see nude I have seen nude when they were younger as well as some of those that have been nude in movies. The ones that came up in the 90s anyway. In some cases molestation would be only considered since they were underage since they were pretty much throwing themselves on people as well as walking around nude in a sexual manner.
 
2014-08-07 03:06:30 PM  

Holfax: johnny queso: Who in the what now?

I'm 47, this is important to me.

She is this generations' Samantha Fox .

Sorry,

SHE IS THIS GENERATIONS' SAMANTHA FOX!

// I'm only 2 years younger than you.


Whoah whoah whoah there pilgrim, Samantha Fox was actually sexy, and from recent pics I've seen of her she still is for her age. Miley seems to be attempting to be sexy, but failing hard at it.
 
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