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(CrushPlate)   Fun facts about Swiss cheese: The holes are called "eyes." Swiss cheese without the holes is called "blind." And our favorite, trying to steal four huge pieces of Swiss cheese by stuffing them down your pant legs, well, that's called illegal   (crushplate.com ) divider line
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2014-08-06 05:25:35 PM  
Well, Subby, if you've got a better process for ripening cheese I'd sure like to know!
 
2014-08-06 06:41:46 PM  
Wanted for questioning...
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2014-08-06 06:53:28 PM  
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Damnit Subby, I gotta give it up for you.  You WORKED for this Headline!
 
2014-08-06 07:39:52 PM  
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2014-08-06 07:52:05 PM  
Elijah Muhammad

Interesting religious mashup name.
 
2014-08-06 07:55:26 PM  
And if muenster cheese has a slight purple cast, it's called Lilly
 
2014-08-06 07:56:53 PM  
Without the cheese, it's just a Royale.
 
2014-08-06 07:57:40 PM  

fusillade762: Elijah Muhammad

Interesting religious mashup name.


Old Testament is pretty much a free-for-all.
 
2014-08-06 07:58:50 PM  
What if I find someone irksome, and I wish to rip out their spine? What is that called?
 
2014-08-06 08:01:06 PM  
and if you learn the girl you were set up on a blind date with is called squeeze cheese don't go. or definitely go. you make the call.
 
2014-08-06 08:05:00 PM  

Dimensio: What if I find someone irksome, and I wish to rip out their spine? What is that called?


Nonattendance of your anger management courses.
 
2014-08-06 08:07:21 PM  
Hey buddy, that's nacho cheese!
 
2014-08-06 08:09:40 PM  
He's not very sharp. I guess he didn't have the cheddar. Security should have guessed he was up to no gouda. He blue it.
 
2014-08-06 08:10:37 PM  
Why do Nuns like swiss cheese? Because it's holy.
 
2014-08-06 08:20:17 PM  

fusillade762: Elijah Muhammad

Interesting religious mashup name.


Elijah is a revered prophet in Islam.
 
2014-08-06 08:23:36 PM  
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2014-08-06 08:41:55 PM  

BATMANATEE: fusillade762: Elijah Muhammad

Interesting religious mashup name.

Elijah is a revered prophet in Islam.


That was the name of the leader of the Nation of Islam in Malcolm X's day.
 
2014-08-06 09:11:19 PM  
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We all know this is how Swiss cheese is made.
 
2014-08-06 09:13:50 PM  
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Say cheese again, motherfarker!
 
2014-08-06 09:29:45 PM  

WilderKWight: We all know this is how Swiss cheese is made.


Please, please tell me that is somehow real and there's a full cartoon of that. Cause I need to see Mickey Mouse having sex with cheese.
 
2014-08-07 12:13:23 AM  
one at a timethat's how you steal cheese
 
2014-08-07 01:52:36 AM  
It's also not called Swiss cheese, but rather, Emmental cheese.
 
2014-08-07 02:27:58 AM  
You're supposed to put the huge Swiss cheese log in  front,dummy.
 
2014-08-07 08:30:34 AM  
Were they hung on there like ringers?
 
2014-08-07 09:28:18 AM  
Huh. I learned 3 things today. 4 really.
"Eyes", "blind", Swiss cheese comes in logs (*really??*), and thou shalt not steal cheese.
/end of lesson
 
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