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(Rocketnews 24)   These cool handcuffs come with a handy carrying case in case you suddenly find that you need to imprison a wizard   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 20
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2014-08-06 05:06:36 PM  
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2014-08-06 06:23:08 PM  
Unless he's prepared some spell with the still spell metamagic feat for just this contingency.

Then you're farked.
 
2014-08-06 06:32:15 PM  
It only actually works if they are made of thorns.
 
2014-08-06 06:40:47 PM  
But if you haven't taken his staff it's a wasted effort
 
2014-08-06 06:55:22 PM  

Felgraf: Unless he's prepared some spell with the still spell metamagic feat for just this contingency.

Then you're farked.


came here to say this.

You deserve a nerd high five:
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2014-08-06 07:32:00 PM  

Felgraf: Unless he's prepared some spell with the still spell metamagic feat for just this contingency.


My wizard always had a Contingency Teleport or Shapechange for just such an occurrence. Or Spell Trigger if we're playing 2nd edition.

Empty H: It only actually works if they are made of thorns.


Man, and a Dresden Files reference? This is the nerdiest thread on Fark.
 
2014-08-06 07:34:49 PM  
Can someone grab that kinky screen cap from blazing saddles?
 
2014-08-06 07:48:05 PM  
Frozen bondage play?

I'll pass.
 
2014-08-06 07:49:20 PM  

meat0918: Frozen bondage play?

I'll pass.


sign me up...
 
2014-08-06 07:51:18 PM  
As long as they don't find my Scroll of Knock during a cavity search, I'm good
 
2014-08-06 07:51:39 PM  
Doubt it would work against psionics.
 
2014-08-06 07:59:58 PM  

meat0918: Frozen bondage play?

I'll pass.


Yeah, don't want to GIS "frozen bondage"...

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2014-08-06 08:15:54 PM  
I just chain them up and immerse them in rivers.
 
2014-08-06 09:01:53 PM  
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I've never seen the movie. But wow.
 
2014-08-06 10:55:50 PM  
Pfft. Everyone knows you just leave your diary of unreadable scribbles laying around marked "Elminster's Private Spellbook Hands Off" and their curiosity does your job for you.
 
2014-08-07 01:27:42 AM  

Empty H: It only actually works if they are made of thorns.


Which allows you to sell your wizard on eBay... till he breaks free.
 
2014-08-07 02:07:13 AM  
So they are metal fleshlight holders?
 
2014-08-07 02:20:02 AM  
And when you get tired of imprisoning the Wizard, you can just Let it Go, let it go!
 
2014-08-07 12:21:44 PM  
Esrahaddon /facepalms... err /facestumps this.

*sighs* finally, a reference for reading thousands of pages of that drivel.
 
2014-08-07 12:49:30 PM  
Why would I want those? In the movie they didn't even work.
 
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