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(Denver Channel)   Spending time with your grandmother when you're a kid is priceless - especially those days when she takes you shoplifting   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 27
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2014-08-06 06:34:19 PM  
A 43-year-old with a 10-year-old grandson? Grandma at 33?? The math is making my head hurt.
 
2014-08-06 06:54:42 PM  
How the hell else am I going to get my birthday present?  What is she, made of money?
 
2014-08-06 07:13:06 PM  

fusillade762: A 43-year-old with a 10-year-old grandson? Grandma at 33?? The math is making my head hurt.


It's possible when you think about it.  She has a kid at 16.  Her kid has a kid at 16.

BTW, my paternal grandfather was born in 1882.
 
2014-08-06 07:13:56 PM  

fusillade762: A 43-year-old with a 10-year-old grandson? Grandma at 33?? The math is making my head hurt.


So say she had her kid when she was 16, and then her kid had a kid when they were 17... Poor life choices must run in the family.
 
2014-08-06 07:14:35 PM  
That's a rough 43...

Seriously.
 
2014-08-06 07:14:59 PM  

Obryn: That's a rough 43...

Seriously.


You're not kidding.
 
2014-08-06 07:29:37 PM  

Fissile: Obryn: That's a rough 43...

Seriously.

You're not kidding.


Not even a little bit.  Jesus.  I'm almost that age and don't look anywhere near as ravaged.  I wonder if a scientician could explain why criminals look so old.
 
2014-08-06 07:38:00 PM  
I was a Camping Manager at one of the locations that got liquidated a few years back so this got my attn.

It was almost a daily occurrence that someone would try and fail miserably (really good security/surveillance) on taking merchandise.

One day while waiting for the police, L.P. had a guy detained in the upstairs office with an open ledge.

Dude jumped off about 15 ft onto poured concrete and shattered his leg. Tried unsuccessfully to get up and run away. Very entertaining.

That was my C.S.B.
 
2014-08-06 07:39:16 PM  

ArtemisGoldfish: fusillade762: A 43-year-old with a 10-year-old grandson? Grandma at 33?? The math is making my head hurt.

So say she had her kid when she was 16, and then her kid had a kid when they were 17... Poor life choices must run in the family.


Her grand daughter is 7. So, at this rate, she could be a great grandmother at 52?
 
2014-08-06 07:39:26 PM  

jtown: Fissile: Obryn: That's a rough 43...

Seriously.

You're not kidding.

Not even a little bit.  Jesus.  I'm almost that age and don't look anywhere near as ravaged.  I wonder if a scientician could explain why criminals look so old.


that's what happens when you get put away wet all the time.
 
2014-08-06 07:50:15 PM  
Hana that sounds like mac'd dad from always sunny
 
2014-08-06 07:50:56 PM  

Point02GPA: ArtemisGoldfish: fusillade762: A 43-year-old with a 10-year-old grandson? Grandma at 33?? The math is making my head hurt.

So say she had her kid when she was 16, and then her kid had a kid when they were 17... Poor life choices must run in the family.

Her grand daughter is 7. So, at this rate, she could be a great grandmother at 52?


And, should it continue, we'll probably see the current viral websites linking, "check out 6 generations of living relatives!" Or something...
 
2014-08-06 07:52:23 PM  

Point02GPA: ArtemisGoldfish: fusillade762: A 43-year-old with a 10-year-old grandson? Grandma at 33?? The math is making my head hurt.

So say she had her kid when she was 16, and then her kid had a kid when they were 17... Poor life choices must run in the family.

Her grand daughter is 7. So, at this rate, she could be a great grandmother at 52?


As you were team...I forgot the grandson. He's 10, which means he could already be producing baby batter, and that means granny could already be a great grandmother at 43?
 
2014-08-06 08:00:10 PM  
CSB:

Lived in the Bronx for a couple of years, saw something like this right outside the Associated on my way home from the D train. Late twentyish mom had her wrist held in a lock by an irate manager, who was physically going through her bag and taking things out of it with his other hand, yelling at her all the while. She was holding the hand of a 7 year old girl in her other hand, her eyes darting this way and that, sheepishly calling out, "Let go me. Get off me."

The moment the guy let her go, she started walking in the other direction, then when she rounded the corner, she started running like fark, dragging daughter behnd her. I surmised that she'd managed to get away with a lot of stuff anyway...but I didn't bother telling the manager.

I often think about the fate of that little girl.

/CSB
 
2014-08-06 08:03:50 PM  
Headline "Spending time with your grandmother when you're a kid is priceless"

Time for an old mommy mommy joke:

kid: Mommy, mommy, can I please play with grandma?
mom: Shut up. You've dug her up twice this week already.
 
2014-08-06 08:06:00 PM  

some_beer_drinker: jtown: Fissile: Obryn: That's a rough 43...

Seriously.

You're not kidding.

Not even a little bit.  Jesus.  I'm almost that age and don't look anywhere near as ravaged.  I wonder if a scientician could explain why criminals look so old.

that's what happens when you get put away wet all the time.


I'd hate to see who's riding her hard!!!

/just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
2014-08-06 08:10:13 PM  
My grandmother looked younger then her when she was 70. I'm about to be a grandma and I'm 5. she makes me look like a 30 year old!
 
2014-08-06 08:15:06 PM  
You're about to be a grandma and you are 5?

What am I missing here?
 
2014-08-06 08:18:57 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: You're about to be a grandma and you are 5?

What am I missing here?


A ought?
 
2014-08-06 08:34:28 PM  

Obryn: That's a rough 43...

Seriously.


I'm going to be 56 next week. And I don't look as old as she does.
 
2014-08-06 08:38:09 PM  

ArtemisGoldfish: fusillade762: A 43-year-old with a 10-year-old grandson? Grandma at 33?? The math is making my head hurt.

So say she had her kid when she was 16, and then her kid had a kid when they were 17... Poor life choices must run in the family.


Could Be 18 and 14 for all we know but they both were pretty damn young to be mothers, that's for sure.
 
2014-08-06 09:01:47 PM  
All my grandma ever did was quilt and bake cookies.
 
2014-08-06 09:06:39 PM  
CSB:
While working LP, I caught two women who were both daycare teachers. They brought the entire daycare with them and used them to shoplift almost $1000 worth of merchandise (10 children, all under the age of 5). Their getaway vehicle was the daycare van. Too bad they didn't make it that far.
 
2014-08-06 09:29:26 PM  
My grandma never took me shoplifting :-(
 
2014-08-06 09:36:46 PM  
Jesus, my grandmother (her God rest her soul) was the most loving person ever. What happened to people? When did even the people who used to be rocks on which we knew right and wrong become debased to the point of this?
 
2014-08-06 10:06:45 PM  
Worked electronics dept at a catalog showroom store in Ford City, Il. We had a handicapped guy in a wheelchair who was a regular shoplifter. We'd have to toss his chair retrieving merchandise. Every time he'd come in, someone had to follow him.

//Good Times
 
2014-08-07 08:06:21 AM  
I went shoplifting with Grandma and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
 
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