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(Contact Music)   Nah, nothing to report in the music world today...apart from the fact that MARIANNE FAITHFULL'S BOYFRIEND KILLED JIM MORRISON   (contactmusic.com ) divider line
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2014-08-06 01:10:50 PM  
Mick Jagger?
 
2014-08-06 01:13:00 PM  
Marianne Faithfull -- "Anyway, now everybody connected to the death of this poor guy is dead now. Except me."

Inspector Clouseau of the Surete pauses and declares, "mom dieu, now we have finally narrowed down the suspects!"
 
2014-08-06 01:13:44 PM  
Suddenly in the mood for a Mars bar
 
2014-08-06 01:19:45 PM  
I thought Morrison choked to death on a ham sandwich after swallowing a gallon of Rod Stewart's cum...
 
2014-08-06 01:24:04 PM  
Let me guess, new album coming out?

Marianne Faithfull's new album Give My Love To London is due out on September 29.

And there it is.
 
2014-08-06 01:29:16 PM  
I heard it was a bizarre gardening accident.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2014-08-06 01:37:26 PM  

Sybarite: Let me guess, new album coming out?

Marianne Faithfull's new album Give My Love To London is due out on September 29.

And there it is.


Yep....attention whore is whoring for attention.
 
2014-08-06 02:06:16 PM  
No hero tag?
 
2014-08-06 02:17:14 PM  

JerseyTim: No hero tag?


And they say "pop will eat itself"
 
2014-08-06 02:20:15 PM  
El Duce?
 
2014-08-06 02:21:05 PM  
Sounds like she was being faithful to her bf until now, about six weeks prior to new music release.
 
2014-08-06 02:22:02 PM  

TSD: Sybarite: Let me guess, new album coming out?

Marianne Faithfull's new album Give My Love To London is due out on September 29.

And there it is.

Yep....attention whore is whoring for attention.


Marianne Faithful is WAY past caring about shiat like that

/and her duet with David Bowie of "I got you babe" on some BBC tv program counts as one the weirdest things in my .mp3 collection
 
2014-08-06 02:28:28 PM  
milkthefranchise.com

"Jim Morrison is still dead."
 
2014-08-06 02:28:35 PM  

LewDux: JerseyTim: No hero tag?

And they say "pop will eat itself"


These fellows said it also:

www.qpratools.com
 
2014-08-06 02:34:00 PM  
Yeah, it couldn't be the years of insane alcohol abuse that caused his liver & other assorted vital organs to jump ship.

Where was Courtney Love in 1970?  Where????
 
2014-08-06 02:37:24 PM  

Magorn: TSD: Sybarite: Let me guess, new album coming out?

Marianne Faithfull's new album Give My Love To London is due out on September 29.

And there it is.

Yep....attention whore is whoring for attention.

Marianne Faithful is WAY past caring about shiat like that

/and her duet with David Bowie of "I got you babe" on some BBC tv program counts as one the weirdest things in my .mp3 collection


Can't POSSIBLY be as weird as Bowie and Bing Crosby doing 'The Little Drummer Boy'.
 
2014-08-06 02:41:01 PM  

cleveoh: Yeah, it couldn't be the years of insane alcohol abuse that caused his liver & other assorted vital organs to jump ship.

Where was Courtney Love in 1970?  Where????


Probably at kintergarten.
 
2014-08-06 02:49:51 PM  

MFAWG: Can't POSSIBLY be as weird as Bowie and Bing Crosby doing 'The Little Drummer Boy'.


Bowie was in drag and Marianne was dressed in a nun's habit, so yes, it was far weirder than his duet with Bing Crosby.  Also, it aired on the Midnight Special in the States way back in the 70s but was edited because Marianne was naked under the habit and showed her backside to the crowd when the song ended.
 
2014-08-06 02:51:38 PM  
FTFA: her ex sold Morrison some heroin which Morrison OD'ed on...according to Marianne Faithful.
Hardly murder...unless the ex put a gun to Morrison's head and FORCED him to main line...
which from what we know about Jim I find that highly unlikely.

also... HOW THE fark CARES?
 
2014-08-06 02:51:42 PM  

devilEther: El Duce?



If she gets hit by a train I think we'll know she's telling the truth...
 
2014-08-06 02:54:08 PM  
This is why we need the Music tab.
 
2014-08-06 02:56:48 PM  
I hate people who go into threads to proclaim how little they care about anyone mentioned in TFA, but, here I am.
 
2014-08-06 02:57:59 PM  
Makes for a great song.
 
2014-08-06 03:03:19 PM  

Stray Slacker: This is why we need the Music tab.


So we can have a dumping ground for topics no one cares about?
 
2014-08-06 03:07:19 PM  
We haven't heard this til now cuz the CHIEF Inspector in France was on the case at the time:

www.mithmeoi.net
 
2014-08-06 03:07:29 PM  

MFAWG: Magorn: TSD: Sybarite: Let me guess, new album coming out?

Marianne Faithfull's new album Give My Love To London is due out on September 29.

And there it is.

Yep....attention whore is whoring for attention.

Marianne Faithful is WAY past caring about shiat like that

/and her duet with David Bowie of "I got you babe" on some BBC tv program counts as one the weirdest things in my .mp3 collection

Can't POSSIBLY be as weird as Bowie and Bing Crosby doing 'The Little Drummer Boy'.


Or Bowie's pants region in "Labyrinth."
 
2014-08-06 03:12:46 PM  
I wouldn't trust her memories. If you checked, you might find that she and her boyfriend weren't even in Paris when Morrison died, or that he never bought any drugs from them. And the fact that the coroner blamed alcohol makes me think there weren't any needles lying around the apartment.
 
2014-08-06 03:17:25 PM  

bingethinker: I wouldn't trust her memories. If you checked, you might find that she and her boyfriend weren't even in Paris when Morrison died, or that he never bought any drugs from them. And the fact that the coroner blamed alcohol makes me think there weren't any needles lying around the apartment.


Considering that Pamela Courson was a heroin addict, you would think there would be needles lying around the apartment, unless she dumped them before she reported the death.
 
2014-08-06 03:17:57 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Stray Slacker: This is why we need the Music tab.

So we can have a dumping ground for topics no one cares about?


True, better to just lump it into the Entertainment tab for a more diverse lack of caring.
 
2014-08-06 03:22:00 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-06 03:28:06 PM  

Beelzebubbles: MFAWG: Can't POSSIBLY be as weird as Bowie and Bing Crosby doing 'The Little Drummer Boy'.

Bowie was in drag and Marianne was dressed in a nun's habit, so yes, it was far weirder than his duet with Bing Crosby.  Also, it aired on the Midnight Special in the States way back in the 70s but was edited because Marianne was naked under the habit and showed her backside to the crowd when the song ended.


Yeah I was like no way....then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C5AE_7WNe4
 
2014-08-06 03:28:11 PM  
Marianne Faithfull: 'Everyone, my boyfriend killed Jim Morrison!'

World: www.sleafordstandard.co.uk


Marianne Faithfull: 'Guys, I've found a cure for cancer!'

World: encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com


Marianne Faithfull: 'Guys, I've managed to implement peace in the middle east!'


World: codiemck.files.wordpress.com

Marianne Faithfull: 'Oh c'mon, I'm 67 years old!'

World:  www.be-designed.in
 
2014-08-06 03:34:25 PM  

cleveoh: Where was Courtney Love in 1970? Where????


Freebasing pixie sticks and showing the cool kid her girl parts so she could sit with him at lunch.
 
2014-08-06 03:39:14 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: I thought Morrison choked to death on a ham sandwich after swallowing a gallon of Rod Stewart's cum...


So Morrison wanted his body and thought Stewart was sexy? I guess he let him know.
 
2014-08-06 03:46:26 PM  

Badmoodman: We haven't heard this til now cuz the CHIEF Inspector in France was on the case at the time:

[www.mithmeoi.net image 325x427]


www.iproceed.com

Fixed it for you.
 
2014-08-06 03:47:11 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: I thought Morrison choked to death on a ham sandwich after swallowing a gallon of Rod Stewart's cum...


No, that was Janis Joplin or Jimi Hendrix, but those were different deaths altogether.
 
2014-08-06 03:52:01 PM  
She was hot back in the day before she got used,abused and strung out.
 
2014-08-06 03:52:35 PM  
I thought he faked his death and did not reappear until Cypher from The Matrix found the masters for his last album
 
2014-08-06 03:52:42 PM  
I knew it! Bith set him up.
 
2014-08-06 03:57:57 PM  

cleveoh: Yeah, it couldn't be the years of insane alcohol abuse that caused his liver & other assorted vital organs to jump ship.

Where was Courtney Love in 1970?  Where????


Sucking her thumb.  Wetting her pants.  Doing the hula hula dance.
 
2014-08-06 03:58:23 PM  
imagecache2.allposters.com
 
2014-08-06 04:02:27 PM  
Having had to sit through a Marianne Faithful performance, I'd say Morrison got off lucky.
 
2014-08-06 04:03:35 PM  
Morrison did not die of natural causes....... the truth is Morrison was murdered by his wife, Patricia Kennealy-Morrison, a Witch Coven High Priestess,  through the use of witchcraft.  Probably an accident.
 
2014-08-06 04:05:36 PM  
And she overfed Val Kilmer as well back in the 2000's.
 
2014-08-06 04:06:46 PM  

Stratohead: FTFA: her ex sold Morrison some heroin which Morrison OD'ed on...according to Marianne Faithful.
Hardly murder...unless the ex put a gun to Morrison's head and FORCED him to main line...
which from what we know about Jim I find that highly unlikely.

also... HOW THE fark CARES?


How indeed.
 
2014-08-06 04:08:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 04:16:40 PM  
So you want to know what really happened on September 11? Just wait 20-30 years til Bush has a come back album.
 
2014-08-06 04:22:14 PM  
Marianne Faithfull's boyfriend is a drug-induced heart attack?  (I've heard people described as
being "a pill", but this is crazy.)
 
2014-08-06 04:25:06 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: She was hot back in the day before she got used,abused and strung out.


If she was indeed used and abused, maybe she offed Jim Morrison by spiking the water
in his bathtub - should she even have been given access to dangerous chemicals?
 
2014-08-06 04:28:56 PM  
Dammit!  I just figured out how to dust for vomit!
waitaminnit ...
 
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