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(YouTube)   Helen Mirren twerks again. This headline cannot possibly be repeated enough. Skip to 2:00 if you don't want to see her being her charming self as usual   (youtube.com) divider line 63
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2014-08-06 10:49:07 AM
GILF.

/Maria Menounos is a fine filly as well.
 
2014-08-06 10:59:16 AM
Oh, that woman makes my little heart go pitter-pat every time.
 
2014-08-06 12:44:10 PM
She is beyond awesome.
 
2014-08-06 12:51:08 PM
It's good to see an actress, and woman, of her caliber that doesn't take herself too seriously.
 
2014-08-06 12:52:19 PM
Kelly got ugly
 
2014-08-06 12:56:56 PM
Not bad. Not bad at all.
 
2014-08-06 01:00:14 PM
I would go Kay Parker on that ass.
 
2014-08-06 01:06:24 PM
She makes my pants fit funny
 
2014-08-06 01:07:46 PM
Those hot Russian babes. Reminds me I must watch The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover again.
 
2014-08-06 01:08:25 PM
BRB, need to go watch Caligula again.
 
2014-08-06 01:20:41 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Oh, that woman makes my little heart go pitter-pat every time.


A conversation alone with her would induce near-orgasm in me.  I know this kind of woman, no matter the age.  Or my age.  A beautiful woman who makes me crave, and eventually forget about sex - then sneaks up on my sub-consciousness again, like an irresistible siren - then makes me laugh at myself, and her, and want to make breakfast and have more sex.  That's something.

('Cause sex is the small thing.  Sharing a mutual, confident vulnerability is where it's at.)

Dunno why I give her kudos, tho', because this is how we're supposed to act, isn't it?  Confident and self-effacing?  None of that false, smarmy modesty with Lady Helen.

Thanks to God for her leadership by, (somewhat), fearless example.
 
2014-08-06 01:23:30 PM

Mad_Radhu: BRB, need to go watch Caligula again.


And Excalibur.. The Charm of Making my pants fit way too small!!
 
2014-08-06 01:23:42 PM
the things I would do to that woman... Do WITH that woman... FOR that woman!
 
2014-08-06 01:33:29 PM
She's a doll.
 
2014-08-06 01:35:30 PM
Well, now we know which Farkers are either old or have Granny fetishes. I'm not saying she's hideous because she looks good for her age, and she was certainly smoking hot in her prime, but she's something like 70 years old now? So she's twice my age and she's older than my mother. I just can't fap to that.
 
2014-08-06 01:45:41 PM
Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.
 
2014-08-06 01:51:47 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.


About your mom
blog.chron.com
 
2014-08-06 01:55:04 PM
I'm spent from the public nursing thread earlier.

/public
/get your mind out of the gutter
 
2014-08-06 01:56:22 PM
Maria Menounos looks good but she has a honest to goodness Fran Drescher laugh.
 
2014-08-06 02:00:19 PM
damn.  it's all over but the Helen.
 
2014-08-06 02:05:09 PM
I never understood the love for Helen Mirren. I mean, she's not a bad actress, but for some inexplicable reason she seems to have achieved demi-god status.

/See also George Takei
//See also Betty White
 
2014-08-06 02:05:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-06 02:05:15 PM
Let's twerk again like we did last summer
Let's twerk again like we did last year
Let's twerk again like we did last summer
Let's twerk again, twerkin' time is here.
 
2014-08-06 02:21:12 PM
There is no part of that woman's body I would not put my tongue.

Class and style are always sexy.
 
2014-08-06 02:24:33 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.


You gotta love these threads where everybody tries to show how open-minded they are by talking about how they'd just love to put their dix in a wrinkly old hag.

But this is Fark, where you have to want to boink any nasty fat ugly twat or the boys get their panties all in a bunch
 
2014-08-06 02:28:44 PM

AteMyBrain: Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.

You gotta love these threads where everybody tries to show how open-minded they are by talking about how they'd just love to put their dix in a wrinkly old hag.

But this is Fark, where you have to want to boink any nasty fat ugly twat or the boys get their panties all in a bunch



You seem to be under the impression that everyone on Fark is some 20-something dickbag who can't handle adult women. Some of us aren't far off from Helen's age ourselves. I'm willing to bet a few Farkers are older. To someone who is in his 40s, 50s, or 60s, Helen does indeed look pretty damned good.

But of course, young people always assume that their audience on the Internet consists of people who are all exactly the same age as they are, for some reason.
 
2014-08-06 02:29:57 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.


All that means is that your mother is in my dating range, kiddo.
 
2014-08-06 02:32:49 PM

WilderKWight: Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.

All that means is that your mother is in my dating range, kiddo.


Assuming you've talked it over with my dad, go for it.
 
2014-08-06 02:43:40 PM

Yanks_RSJ: WilderKWight: Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.

All that means is that your mother is in my dating range, kiddo.

Assuming you've talked it over with my dad, go for it.


Talked it over with him?

Who the hell do you think was holding the camera?
 
2014-08-06 03:23:05 PM

gilgigamesh: Yanks_RSJ: WilderKWight: Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.

All that means is that your mother is in my dating range, kiddo.

Assuming you've talked it over with my dad, go for it.

Talked it over with him?

Who the hell do you think was holding the camera?


Great, good for you all.
 
2014-08-06 03:30:05 PM

therecksays: Maria Menounos looks good but she has a honest to goodness Fran Drescher laugh.


Maria's hand motion at 2:00 needs to be captured and looped.

/ Would gladly submit to a Helen Mirren shagging.
 
2014-08-06 03:31:42 PM

Yanks_RSJ: gilgigamesh: Yanks_RSJ: WilderKWight: Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.

All that means is that your mother is in my dating range, kiddo.

Assuming you've talked it over with my dad, go for it.

Talked it over with him?

Who the hell do you think was holding the camera?

Great, good for you all.


Oh come on, that was funny.
 
2014-08-06 03:33:27 PM
I'll skip the whole thing, thanks
 
2014-08-06 03:46:53 PM

baconbeard: but for some inexplicable reason she seems to have achieved demi-god status.


I'm going to go with "dolly parton syndrome". You take someone fairly but not overwhelmingly talented and capable of playing the PR game, and you add a decent body and/or a great rack. It's a sad path to fame, but it seems to work...

//It's sad how much basic biology seems to influence fame subconsciously...
 
2014-08-06 04:00:06 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.


One day, you will be the same age as your mother.  And when that day comes, you're going to pray to Christ that you are still able to get a boner even when the wind blows.

/Worshipped at Helen Mirren's altar for years
 
2014-08-06 04:04:41 PM
Not to pick the nit, but as I understand it, "twerking" is a side-to-side motion, like Miley Cyrus did at the MTV awards, not an in-and-out motion like these two characters did.

/but hey, what do I know about twerking
//never even heard the term until Miley Cyrus did it
///spell-checker doesn't recognize it either
 
2014-08-06 05:19:36 PM
This was pretty funny also:
Mirren Mirren

assets-s3.usmagazine.com
 
2014-08-06 05:26:24 PM
Somaticasual:
You take someone fairly but not overwhelmingly talented

Um... this is Helen Mirren.

She actually is overwhelmingly talented.

Her performance of Rosalind in "As You Like It" is one of the examples acting teachers use on "how to play this role."
 
2014-08-06 05:41:13 PM

cirby: Somaticasual:
You take someone fairly but not overwhelmingly talented

Um... this is Helen Mirren.

She actually is overwhelmingly talented.

Her performance of Rosalind in "As You Like It" is one of the examples acting teachers use on "how to play this role."


As a classical dramatic actress? Sure - I'll happily give you that. She's done plays in london for years.
But can you say that's even in a factor in the american entertainment industry with a straight face? And, have you ruled out the biological bias likewise?
 
2014-08-06 06:25:43 PM
She's a treasure, that rarest of all rare birds, someone who can say, "F*ck you and your social conventions, I do exactly as I please" and say it with a smile, and she charms the daylights out of you.
 
2014-08-06 06:30:05 PM

Somaticasual: cirby: Somaticasual:

But can you think of say that's even in a factor in the american entertainment industry with a straight face?

 
2014-08-06 07:03:33 PM
7 pm and Helen Mirren twerking is the only link on the Fark Video tab? #ThisIsWhyIDrink
 
KIA
2014-08-06 07:41:16 PM
As God is my witness I thought I was going to be Rick-rolled.
 
2014-08-06 07:54:35 PM
Oh man, something about a woman with a British accent -- yummy!
 
2014-08-06 07:55:32 PM

AteMyBrain: You gotta love these threads where everybody tries to show how open-minded they are by talking about how they'd just love to put their dix in a wrinkly old hag.

You shut your whore-bashing mouth. I deserve a little hope after all the flak women get around here.

Somaticasual: 'm going to go with "dolly parton syndrome".

You shut your whore mouth too. Dolly Parton is enormously talented, and sings like a bird.

BeerLion: [i.imgur.com image 468x815]

I see that, and raise you

img.fark.net

/You know where I hotlinked that from? Here. How come everybody posts the other one?
 
2014-08-06 08:00:58 PM

gilgigamesh: Yanks_RSJ: WilderKWight: Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.

All that means is that your mother is in my dating range, kiddo.

Assuming you've talked it over with my dad, go for it.

Talked it over with him?

Who the hell do you think was holding the camera?

zinggggg!!!

 
2014-08-06 10:19:21 PM
Somaticasual:
As a classical dramatic actress? Sure - I'll happily give you that. She's done plays in london for years.
But can you say that's even in a factor in the american entertainment industry with a straight face?


Absolutely.

Mostly through BBC programs that have come over here and done well, but also for a whole lot of films and TV shows made in the US, along with four Academy Award nominations (one win), 10 Golden Globe nominations (two wins), 10 Emmy nominations (four wins), and a long, LONG list of other productions, both film and TV.

This is pretty funny, though - you went from "You take someone fairly but not overwhelmingly talented" (which was just flat dumb) to "a factor in the American entertainment industry" (which is pretty desperate, and also wrong).
 
2014-08-06 10:29:32 PM

cryinoutloud: AteMyBrain: You gotta love these threads where everybody tries to show how open-minded they are by talking about how they'd just love to put their dix in a wrinkly old hag.
You shut your whore-bashing mouth. I deserve a little hope after all the flak women get around here.

Somaticasual: 'm going to go with "dolly parton syndrome".
You shut your whore mouth too. Dolly Parton is enormously talented, and sings like a bird.

BeerLion: [i.imgur.com image 468x815]
I see that, and raise you

[img.fark.net image 493x478]

/You know where I hotlinked that from? Here. How come everybody posts the other one?


Gawddammit. Don't you ever show me the truth. I can't handle it... 

/Still doesn't matter. I chitter like a school girl on date with that gem of a woman.
 
2014-08-06 10:47:18 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Can't wait to be called a Studman because I don't get a boner thinking about a woman who is 15 years older than my mother.


This. She's 69 you deviant freaks!!!
 
2014-08-06 10:57:02 PM
What, nobody has posted her on the red carpet wearing clear plastic platform stripper heels yet?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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