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(WTSP)   News: Clearwater Police find pot plants in a car at the scene of a burglary. Fark: Because said pot plants were actually sticking out of the window. With classic, collectable photo   ( divider line
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2014-08-06 11:24:00 AM  
Next time put them in the trunk.
2014-08-06 12:15:44 PM  
Bubbles, Ricky and Julian are real!?
2014-08-06 01:16:50 PM  
"Marijuana?  Why no, Officer I'm just taking my friends, the Triffids, out for a ride."
2014-08-06 01:32:19 PM  
2014-08-06 01:33:21 PM ite-house-und,36597/
2014-08-06 01:37:15 PM  
Were there squirrels eating it?
2014-08-06 01:39:30 PM
2014-08-06 01:39:49 PM  
both charged with manufacturing of marijuana Let this be a lesson to you boys: Don't front drugs.

Manufacturing flowers
2014-08-06 01:39:55 PM

Good, if you're a penguin...

Bad, if you're a pot plant...
2014-08-06 01:41:41 PM  
Oh Florida the joy you bring us here on fark.
2014-08-06 01:42:54 PM  
My parents always told me to keep my head, arms and pot plants inside the window.
2014-08-06 01:45:40 PM  
"..stolen the potted pot acquaintance who owed him a $100 drug debt."

So everything should be OK.
2014-08-06 01:52:44 PM  
Police estimate that the back seat contained $1.7 million worth of the marijuana.
2014-08-06 01:56:23 PM  
Oh no! People are growing plants! Arrest them!
2014-08-06 02:04:48 PM  
Damn pigs CLEARLY violated this motorist's rights.  They're all corrupt.  Probably smokin' that Mary Jay themselves RIGHT NOW.

Roustin' hookers for free hand jobs behind the K-Mart, right now....
2014-08-06 02:05:36 PM  
Is that even a female plant?

I don't see any buds on it.
2014-08-06 02:13:24 PM  

groppet: Oh Florida pot smokers the joy you bring us here on fark.

2014-08-06 02:14:02 PM  
So what? Not the brightest bunch, sure, but they were arrested for having pot plants - an utterly ludicrous crime. It's completely farking stupid that marijuana is still illegal.
2014-08-06 02:29:40 PM  

AeAe: Oh no! People are growing plants! Arrest them!

Hmm. What if I was driving around with a bunch of castor bean plants? Poppies? Cocoa? Deadly mushrooms? Anywho, they weren't growing them, they were STEALING them, so even in an ideal world where you can grow whatever you want they should still be arrested for theft.
2014-08-06 02:53:14 PM  
/cars have windows in FL?
2014-08-06 02:57:28 PM
2014-08-06 02:57:47 PM  
The new picture in the official police dictionary next to "probable cause".
2014-08-06 03:04:26 PM  

groppet: Oh Florida the joy you bring us here on fark.

I'm just another Santa Claus...
2014-08-06 03:05:36 PM  
I like the charge "manufacturing marijuana".

This is a pot plant:

This is not a pot plant:

Any questions?
2014-08-06 03:10:39 PM  
The car's passenger reportedly told police they had stolen the potted pot from a house on South Lake Avenue, from an acquaintance who owed him a $100 drug debt.

OK so why would anybody sell drugs on credit?  If you are doing business with sketchy people it's completely stupid to accept anything other than cash up front.
2014-08-06 03:46:25 PM  

dryknife: "..stolen the potted pot acquaintance who owed him a $100 drug debt."

So everything should be OK.

Are we square?
2014-08-06 04:33:11 PM  
2014-08-06 04:37:51 PM  

Yorkazuna: *collectible

either way (albeit I - and other editors - prefer the "i" b/c it takes up less room in the newspaper column and therefore saves space and paper).
2014-08-06 05:08:06 PM  
'Round here we'd call that just a normal Wednesday. You can always tell who's a local grower, as its more often than not some transplanted "Humboldt farmer/horticulturist/green rusher" that does stupid shiat like this and gets themselves arrested.
2014-08-06 05:32:23 PM  
I had no idea Scientologists got high on pot.

/Or anything else, for that matter
2014-08-06 10:48:59 PM  
I actually got a warning ticket for a loud muffler while I had a 3 ft pot plant sitting on the rear seat.
//true story....   Abbotsford WI   ....around 1984.
2014-08-07 10:06:31 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Next time put them in the trunk.

If you're constantly posting pot pix on FB, then wonder why the cops show might be a 53 yr. old stoner
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