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2014-08-06 08:24:36 AM  
"I don't know, now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast," she explained.

No, that's me. I should always be on your breast.

/SUDEKIS!
 
2014-08-06 08:50:23 AM  
Move your head, kid!

/oh and attention whore
 
2014-08-06 08:55:46 AM  
The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.
 
2014-08-06 09:15:55 AM  
I'm not an Olivia Wilde fan, but I am a fan of breastfeeding from nice boobies.
 
2014-08-06 09:33:10 AM  
I like the name Otis too.
 
2014-08-06 09:41:09 AM  
I don't care one lick about her breastfeeding in the restaurant, her baby being naked while she does it however, is a no. I get it, it's a photoshoot and its for the art or whatever, but still.
 
2014-08-06 09:52:54 AM  
Golden shower thread?
 
2014-08-06 09:57:09 AM  

dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.


But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?
 
2014-08-06 10:45:41 AM  

spman: I don't care one lick about her breastfeeding in the restaurant, her baby being naked while she does it however, is a no. I get it, it's a photoshoot and its for the art or whatever, but still.


Seriously, put some clothes on that baby.
 
2014-08-06 11:02:58 AM  

RexTalionis: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?


Or:  you could cultivate a sample of mycorrhizae, subject it to the anti-fungal agent you wish to use, and
take the survivors (who obviously are resistant to said agent), cultivate those and then mix the spores of
the survivor samples with the agent at the time of application.
 
2014-08-06 11:08:57 AM  

dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.


RexTalionis: But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?


DjangoStonereaver: Or:  you could cultivate a sample of mycorrhizae, subject it to the anti-fungal agent you wish to use, and
take the survivors (who obviously are resistant to said agent), cultivate those and then mix the spores of
the survivor samples with the agent at the time of application.


tamedcynic.org
 
2014-08-06 11:09:31 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I like the name Otis too.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-06 11:10:31 AM  

RexTalionis: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?


It would also rob your helpful fungivores of their food supply, and imbalance your ecosystem.
 
2014-08-06 11:10:57 AM  

Riche: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

RexTalionis: But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?

DjangoStonereaver: Or:  you could cultivate a sample of mycorrhizae, subject it to the anti-fungal agent you wish to use, and
take the survivors (who obviously are resistant to said agent), cultivate those and then mix the spores of
the survivor samples with the agent at the time of application.

[tamedcynic.org image 477x316]


Dude, we can fap to Olivia Wilde whenever we want.  This is an interesting question.
 
2014-08-06 11:28:16 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I like the name Otis too.


I'm changing my name to Otis
 
2014-08-06 11:40:21 AM  
Hero?

The term "hero" should be reserved for those who either save human life or drive in the winning run in a baseball game.
 
2014-08-06 11:42:05 AM  
i285.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 11:43:49 AM  

RexTalionis: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?


Depends, there's a variety of antifungal agents with different spectra of action, so it would depend on the specific species.  May not have to try to breed resistant myorrhizae, which honestly is an experiemnt that would scare me.

Sites of action for antifungal agents are typically synthesis of membrane components or cell wall components, occasionally DNA synthesis (e.g. 5-fluorouracil), and occasionally they make pore (e.g. nystatin).
 
2014-08-06 11:43:58 AM  
Don't want to eat off a counter that's had naked baby ass on it.
 
2014-08-06 11:45:58 AM  
Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.
 
2014-08-06 11:47:03 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.


Do you have a CSB you'd like to share? Hmmm?
 
2014-08-06 11:49:14 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.

Do you have a CSB you'd like to share? Hmmm?


Nope. Just hate logical fallacies. Appealing to nature is a doozy.
 
2014-08-06 11:50:43 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.

Do you have a CSB you'd like to share? Hmmm?


He's just mad that he can't use the same excuse when whips his cock out and starts fapping away while staring at the woman breastfeeding at Starbucks.
 
2014-08-06 11:51:41 AM  
Otis, my man!!!

web-images.chacha.com
 
2014-08-06 11:52:09 AM  

BATMANATEE: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.

Do you have a CSB you'd like to share? Hmmm?

He's just mad that he can't use the same excuse when whips his cock out and starts fapping away while staring at the woman breastfeeding at Starbucks.


You masturbate to babies eating?
 
2014-08-06 11:52:15 AM  

lake_huron: RexTalionis: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?

Depends, there's a variety of antifungal agents with different spectra of action, so it would depend on the specific species.  May not have to try to breed resistant myorrhizae, which honestly is an experiemnt that would scare me.

Sites of action for antifungal agents are typically synthesis of membrane components or cell wall components, occasionally DNA synthesis (e.g. 5-fluorouracil), and occasionally they make pore (e.g. nystatin).


So basically, you're saying that I intuited the correct answer, or at the very least, a "not immediately wrong" answer.

I
 
2014-08-06 11:54:29 AM  

Badmoodman: Otis, my man!!!

[web-images.chacha.com image 600x323]


Boobies make me wanna shout ooooo shout ooooo shout .....
 
2014-08-06 11:54:35 AM  

JerseyTim: spman: I don't care one lick about her breastfeeding in the restaurant, her baby being naked while she does it however, is a no. I get it, it's a photoshoot and its for the art or whatever, but still.

Seriously, put some clothes on that baby.


Or take some clothes off the mother. Either way.
 
2014-08-06 11:55:17 AM  

Wellon Dowd: The term "hero" should be reserved for those who either save human life or drive in score the winning run in a baseball game.

 
2014-08-06 11:55:18 AM  

dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.


It's interesting to see the other side of the coin, because in my profession I do everything I can to kill 100% of all bacteria. To the extent of installing U.V. filtration on every pool I manage. It would be ironic to find out that there could be some beneficial bacteria in the water.
 
2014-08-06 11:56:19 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BATMANATEE: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.

Do you have a CSB you'd like to share? Hmmm?

He's just mad that he can't use the same excuse when whips his cock out and starts fapping away while staring at the woman breastfeeding at Starbucks.

You masturbate to babies eating?


Nope. I don't get mad about it either.
 
2014-08-06 11:57:02 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: RexTalionis: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?

Or:  you could cultivate a sample of mycorrhizae, subject it to the anti-fungal agent you wish to use, and
take the survivors (who obviously are resistant to said agent), cultivate those and then mix the spores of
the survivor samples with the agent at the time of application.


I'm curious about beneficial bacterial pathogens -- subby, if you're in here, could you give an example or two? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the idea ...
 
2014-08-06 11:57:08 AM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BATMANATEE: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.

Do you have a CSB you'd like to share? Hmmm?

He's just mad that he can't use the same excuse when whips his cock out and starts fapping away while staring at the woman breastfeeding at Starbucks.

You masturbate to babies eating?


Don't judge.

I'm sure you have your own freaky fetishes.
 
2014-08-06 11:58:18 AM  
Them ripe melons were never subject to no plant pathogens.
 
2014-08-06 12:00:00 PM  
I hear she had him circumcised and got a tattoo on the same day.
 
2014-08-06 12:01:46 PM  

Beerguy: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

It's interesting to see the other side of the coin, because in my profession I do everything I can to kill 100% of all bacteria. To the extent of installing U.V. filtration on every pool I manage. It would be ironic to find out that there could be some beneficial bacteria in the water.


Well, a pool is a very constrained and artificial environment.  What is appropriate for something like that, or, say, a clean room in a computer chip factory or a hospital operating room may not necessarily be appropriate or even desirable in the context of an agricultural setting, or even just the normal, day-to-day cultivation of decorative expanses of  Poaceae.
 
2014-08-06 12:01:56 PM  

BATMANATEE: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BATMANATEE: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Breat feed in public or don't. Whatever. But don't use the stupid argument that it's OK because "it's natural". Pooping is natural, but that doesn't mean it's OK to drop trou and lay a deuce in an empty cup in the middle of Starbucks. Come up with a better defense, or even just take the "I'm doing it because I can and fark you" angle.

Do you have a CSB you'd like to share? Hmmm?

He's just mad that he can't use the same excuse when whips his cock out and starts fapping away while staring at the woman breastfeeding at Starbucks.

You masturbate to babies eating?

Nope. I don't get mad about it either.


Good for you! Neither do I. Read, godammit.
 
2014-08-06 12:02:49 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Otis?
 
2014-08-06 12:03:15 PM  

phaseolus: DjangoStonereaver: RexTalionis: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?

Or:  you could cultivate a sample of mycorrhizae, subject it to the anti-fungal agent you wish to use, and
take the survivors (who obviously are resistant to said agent), cultivate those and then mix the spores of
the survivor samples with the agent at the time of application.

I'm curious about beneficial bacterial pathogens -- subby, if you're in here, could you give an example or two? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the idea ...


BBPs are extremely important to the working of the world. Some males of our species have a big problem with circulatory function. The use of BBPs helps immensely in solving those problems. Yes, without the use of Big Breasted Prostitutes, many men would find no solution to their circulation problems.
 
2014-08-06 12:03:30 PM  
Can't be a whole lot to eat in there.
 
2014-08-06 12:03:33 PM  
How is babby fed?
 
2014-08-06 12:06:24 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The term "hero" should be reserved for those who either save human life or drive in the winning run in a baseball game.


I think working to develop scientific advances in reducing plant wastage and increasing agricultural yield to help meet the food demands of an ever-growing global population is worthy of a little adulation too.
 
2014-08-06 12:07:42 PM  

phaseolus: DjangoStonereaver: RexTalionis: dittybopper: The problem I see is that it's easier to control that with an anti-fungal than it is to try and use a disinfectant to get rid of the bacteria, which may also kill beneficial microorganisms.

But wouldn't the anti-fungal agent also kill mycorrhizae in the soil, which is similarly damaging to the plant?

Or:  you could cultivate a sample of mycorrhizae, subject it to the anti-fungal agent you wish to use, and
take the survivors (who obviously are resistant to said agent), cultivate those and then mix the spores of
the survivor samples with the agent at the time of application.

I'm curious about beneficial bacterial pathogens -- subby, if you're in here, could you give an example or two? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the idea ...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_fixation#Root_nodule_symbioses

/not subby
//deal  with bacteria and fungi in people, not plants
 
2014-08-06 12:08:34 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Wellon Dowd: The term "hero" should be reserved for those who either save human life or drive in the winning run in a baseball game.

I think working to develop scientific advances in reducing plant wastage and increasing agricultural yield to help meet the food demands of an ever-growing global population is worthy of a little adulation too.


Sure, maybe an "Atta boy!" But we shouldn't devalue the word "hero".
 
2014-08-06 12:09:07 PM  

Wyalt Derp: I think working to develop scientific advances in reducing plant wastage and increasing agricultural yield to help meet the food demands of an ever-growing global population is worthy of a little adulation too.


www.achievement.org
RIP, hero.
 
2014-08-06 12:10:38 PM  
Shiatty photoshop claims another victim

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-08-06 12:18:13 PM  
If that's NSFW, you probably have a lawsuit on your hands.
 
2014-08-06 12:18:20 PM  

Flappyhead: Shiatty photoshop claims another victim

[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x1155]


Damn. I feel like I could bop the top of her head and watch it jiggle around.

Also, my wife is all about the breastfeeding thing, to the point where I said "Uh, hon, he's one, and he moves to you to pull down your shirt to feed. He's getting a bit old for this, don't you think?"

Next time, I'll douse myself in honey and practice touchdown passes with a wasp hive. It will be less painful with fewer lasting repercussions.
 
2014-08-06 12:22:17 PM  

munko: Golden shower thread?


Let's just say that if she nurses that naked baby long enough, there's going to be a significant health code violation in that restaurant.
 
2014-08-06 12:23:43 PM  
Rarely do I see the 'you're not reading this' part of the headline taken this seriously.

Of course it has to be material that's way over my head.
 
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