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(Yahoo)   Signs the global warming is real now include the reindeer in Norway going into road tunnels to escape the heat   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 69
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2014-08-06 10:03:23 AM
Whatever.  It's over.  You're not getting the money.


/Besides, aren't you the same hosebags that are always whining that weather has no relation to climate when it's cold?
 
2014-08-06 10:53:27 AM
I must have missed the part where the article mentioned global warming.
 
2014-08-06 10:53:52 AM
Reindeer jerky to come.....
 
2014-08-06 10:54:36 AM

GDubDub: I must have missed the part where the article mentioned global warming.


"Temperatures in the area exceeded 22 degrees Celsius (72 Fahrenheit) on Monday and are not expected to fall until Friday, capping one of Norway's warmest summers on record."

I guess that's the stretch
 
2014-08-06 10:55:00 AM
Global warming causes animals to seek shade!!!! Animals have never done this before!!!!
 
2014-08-06 10:55:23 AM
..and where do they congregate when it rains, dear?
 
2014-08-06 10:56:03 AM
Pictured: Norway

c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-06 10:56:53 AM
Bears seek out caves in winter. Global warming. Study it out people.
 
2014-08-06 10:57:10 AM

GDubDub: I must have missed the part where the article mentioned global warming.


That's because oh nevermind the idiots have their religion until it starts to kill them
 
2014-08-06 11:03:01 AM
We must curtail global warming or THIS might happen:  http://vimeo.com/83565831

You've been warned...

/SFW
 
2014-08-06 11:03:17 AM
That hot! Then the Norwegian sheep are screwed.

storage.torontosun.com
 
2014-08-06 11:03:39 AM
I went hiking during the summer. My dog would stop to take a break in the shade ocassionally. GLOBAL WARMING!
 
2014-08-06 11:04:39 AM
Yup, throw this small bit of evidence on the massive pile that's already been gathered to sit on top of the fundamental physics that predict AGW is virtually inevitible.  Best to keep it all in one place so that the morons who choose to turn their backs to it know which way to face.
 
2014-08-06 11:05:27 AM
Those reindeer should migrate to Dallas to beat the heat. We had a low of 69 degrees on the 1st of August. Yes, that's Dallas Texas. But, hey, that's just weather, not climate change like it is other places.
 
2014-08-06 11:05:28 AM
I eat global warming for breakfast.
 
2014-08-06 11:05:45 AM

Smeggy Smurf: GDubDub: I must have missed the part where the article mentioned global warming.

That's because oh nevermind the idiots have their religion until it starts to kill them


Subby is the only one to mention GW.

But don't let facts get in the way of you declaring that you know more than the scientists.
 
2014-08-06 11:07:54 AM

Lokkii: Those reindeer should migrate to Dallas to beat the heat. We had a low of 69 degrees on the 1st of August. Yes, that's Dallas Texas. But, hey, that's just weather, not climate change like it is other places.


Again ... subby does not speak for the scientific community.

If you want to argue against the science then present your evidence. Ranting on and on about one random farker choosing to use the words "Global Warming" does not prove anything other than you have a knee-jerk reaction to those words.
 
2014-08-06 11:08:18 AM
The Sun is shining.....it causes global warming......thanks Obama, Study it out....therefore aliens.
 
2014-08-06 11:08:29 AM
Reindeer are fictional, subby. Santa Claus doesn't exist, either.

/And NORWAY? ::snerk:: Why not just link to stories from Freedonia?
 
2014-08-06 11:09:29 AM
Reindeer in Norway have always sought shade in the summer.

There are many pictures or stories of deer in the tunnels, especially by tourists.

Not new, not GW.
 
2014-08-06 11:09:31 AM
There's a simple solution to this.
wytchscauldron.files.wordpress.com
/won't work with roadrunners though
 
2014-08-06 11:09:38 AM

Wangiss: I eat global warmingpieces of shiat like you for breakfast.

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2014-08-06 11:12:29 AM
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the reindeer may seek cooler shade in summer, yet these are not strange to our land?
 
2014-08-06 11:13:01 AM
The Jurassic period. O2 in atmosphere was 130% modern levels. CO2 was at 1950ppm, 5-7 times modern levels. The temperature was a whole 3 DEGREES C over modern times! Oh noes! The Jurassic DGW, Dinsaurogenic Global Warming, shows that those Dinosaurs with their Airplanes, SUV, Coal Fire Plants and Cars and stuff, you know, those Dinosaurs and their DGW destroyed THE WHOLE PLANET!! With their DGW! Look, who wants 26% atmospheric oxygen? More air to breathe? Who wants that! And who wants more CO2 @1950 ppm, you know, to make all those plants and trees convert that CO2 into a higher O2! Who wants that! And we DON'T want the massive biodiversity of the Jurassic, no, we don't want more plants and animals and trees, no.
 
Any time period the warmunists want to "prove" thre is AGW the warmunists just cherry pick ranges. And now I give the warmunists what the need on a silver platter - now they have the perfect example - the Dinosaurs and their horrible DGW ( Disnosauric Global Warming ) that destroyed the Jurassic... Wait, no, it didn't, it was the best time for life on earth with 1950 ppm atmospheric CO2!
Another Cult of the Church of Climatology propaganda piece with High Priest Al Goreleone's nod of approval.
 
2014-08-06 11:14:13 AM
It's been shockingly pleasant here in south Texas this year, I don't think it'shiat 100 once yet this summer.  Two years ago we had 69 straight days over 100, and 14 straight over 110 I believe.

/not relevant really, just pleased
 
2014-08-06 11:15:35 AM
From August 4, 2014

Death Valley was cooler than Missoula, Montana on Sunday

August 4 at 5:02 pm
High temperatures on Sunday. (The Weather Channel)

Death Valley, Calif., which is known for being the world's hottest location, maxed out at a relatively chilly 89 degrees on Sunday. This temperature - nearly 30 degrees below average - was its coolest high temperature on record for the date by a whopping 15 degrees. The previous record of 104 was set in 1945.

This was only the eighth time that a high in the 80s has occurred in Death Valley in July or August, and there hasn't been a high less than 90 since 1984. Weather records in Death Valley go back to 1911.
Locations that were hotter than Death Valley yesterday include Spokane Wash. (93), Missoula, Mont. (91),  Casper, Wy. (92), and Boise, Idaho (99).

The average June high in Death Valley is 110 degrees, July is 117 degrees, and August is 115. This makes Sunday's high temperature a ridiculous 26 degrees below normal.

Death Valley set the world's record hottest temperature of 134 degrees on July 10, 1913.
The relatively cool air resulted from extensive cloud cover that blocked out the usual blistering sunshine.

These clouds were a product of the Southwest Monsoon which transported unusual amounts of moisture into Southern California, where record rainfall occurred in some areas complemented by floods/mudslides in the mountains.

8:51 p.m. correction: The original version of this post incorrectly stated the average June, July and August highs were 120, 124, and 122, respectively. These numbers have been updated to 110, 117 and 115.

(Warmunists caught again lying about temps.)
 
2014-08-06 11:16:36 AM
one christmas, a swedish chef (my uncle) prepared our christmas dinner, a smorgasbord of awesome.

one of the special offerings was reindeer carpacio.  take that santa claus, i eat that shiat raw.

/ i still don't remember if it was any good.  it was thinly sliced red meat.  looks really cool, but nothing to club seals for.
// bone marrow, on the other hand, i'd club a seal for (if that was the only way on the planet to get bone marrow).
 
2014-08-06 11:22:26 AM

BitwiseShift: That hot! Then the Norwegian sheep are screwed.

[storage.torontosun.com image 600x391]


The Norwegian sheep have always been screwed.
 
2014-08-06 11:25:07 AM

Farking Canuck: Smeggy Smurf: GDubDub: I must have missed the part where the article mentioned global warming.

That's because oh nevermind the idiots have their religion until it starts to kill them

Subby is the only one to mention GW.

But don't let facts get in the way of you declaring that you know more than the scientists.


You mean like you?
No thanks.
 
2014-08-06 11:30:18 AM

cdn.ebaumsworld.com

 
2014-08-06 11:31:03 AM
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-06 11:34:42 AM
Good thing reindeer can fly north for the summer.
 
2014-08-06 11:47:56 AM

ChipNASA: The Sun is shining.....it causes global warming......thanks Obama, Study it out....therefore aliens.


You sound smart
 
2014-08-06 11:49:53 AM

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: I went hiking during the summer. My dog would stop to take a break in the shade ocassionally. GLOBAL WARMING!


Haha, you're not smart!

(btw, it's 'pseudo' not 'sudo')
 
2014-08-06 11:53:37 AM
Awesome troll by submitter. A++
 
2014-08-06 12:09:10 PM
No pics? Fail.
 
2014-08-06 12:24:21 PM
Oh look. It's this thread again.

The one where a bunch of retards start posting graphs on Climate Change (FKA) Global Warming.

Y'all wet-pantied liberal hand-wringers need to settle down with your chicken-little, "the sky is falling" crapola as if there was anything you could do about even it were happening.  Which it's not.  And even if it is, it's just nature taking it's course.  This planet has warmed and cooled countless thousands of times during it's existence.  And it will continue to do so.  To think humans could have any significant influence on world climate is not only pompous, it's preposterous.

Regardless.   Let's say you're right and humans are influencing climate change.  What are you gonna do?  Form a coalition of 300 tree-huggers to force China, Russia, India,and the rest to conform to what you believe are reasonable levels of pollution and CO2 levels?

Just shut up and keep driving your overpriced pretentious hybrids and pretend to yourself that you're helping the environment.  That's what the liberals want you to believe, and the car makers jumped all over it by producing crap passing for efficiency.

One question though.  When the $3000.00 battery pack in your 'green' car reaches it's EOS and needs to be replaced ...  How does one dispose of the spent unit in an 'environmentally safe' manner?
 
2014-08-06 12:43:20 PM
AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: ... When the $3000.00 battery pack ...

Look at all the 00000000's! so many.
 
2014-08-06 01:03:18 PM

WinoRhino: Satan's Superfluous Nipple: I went hiking during the summer. My dog would stop to take a break in the shade ocassionally. GLOBAL WARMING!

Haha, you're not smart!

(btw, it's 'pseudo' not 'sudo')


Why would you try to hurt my feelings?

/I didn't use the word psuedo or sudo in my post.
//sudo, get me a beer
 
2014-08-06 01:06:19 PM
It's currently below freezing in the southern United States. Granted, it's localized entirely in freezers, but that subset accurately represents the average temperature of the earth because reasons.

Checkmate, atheists.
 
2014-08-06 01:08:08 PM

WinoRhino: Satan's Superfluous Nipple: I went hiking during the summer. My dog would stop to take a break in the shade ocassionally. GLOBAL WARMING!

Haha, you're not smart!

(btw, it's 'pseudo' not 'sudo')


Unless he's asking somebody to make him a sandwich.
 
2014-08-06 01:08:17 PM

WinoRhino: Satan's Superfluous Nipple: I went hiking during the summer. My dog would stop to take a break in the shade ocassionally. GLOBAL WARMING!

Haha, you're not smart!

(btw, it's 'pseudo' not 'sudo')


Oh yeah?  Just try to delegate root authority without it.

/unix nerd
 
2014-08-06 01:10:46 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves:

Unless he's asking somebody to make him a sandwich.

sudo su - root `shakes tiny fist`
 
2014-08-06 01:21:36 PM
Its evidence of warming, not evidence its man made.

To be clear, there is good evidence its man made.
 
2014-08-06 01:24:03 PM

At the risk of feeding a troll...: Its evidence of warming, not evidence its man made.

To be clear, there is good evidence its man made.


To be cleared, there is good evidence man is contributing to it, not responsible for all of it.

Ftfy
 
2014-08-06 01:28:05 PM

snocone: You mean like you?
No thanks.


I get my science from scientists who present evidence. I know you prefer political blogs with their conspiracy theories.

To each their own.
 
2014-08-06 01:45:48 PM

MyRandomName: At the risk of feeding a troll...: Its evidence of warming, not evidence its man made.

To be clear, there is good evidence its man made.

To be cleared, there is good evidence man is contributing to it, not responsible for all of it.

Ftfy


True. But it looks like man has the lions share even if you discount positive feedbacks.
 
2014-08-06 01:51:58 PM

whatsupchuck: Yup, throw this small bit of evidence on the massive pile that's already been gathered to sit on top of the fundamental physics that predict AGW is virtually inevitible.  Best to keep it all in one place so that the morons who choose to turn their backs to it know which way to face.


Yep, and if all those computer models aren't massive piles of something, then clearly the whole thing's a hoax.

This is currently on the front page of the Washington Times web site:

Paging Al Gore: NASA says that global warming could be 'on hiatus'

Of course, whatsupchuck will immediately scream, "But that 15 years is just an anomaly!".  Then, the next time we have an extra-hot June, it'll be "Global warming is running amok!".

As for his delightfully-put "fundamental physics" line, well, of course the earth is in a warming pattern.  One glance at a graph of the geologic temperatures of the past 5,000 years clearly indicates we're back on the upswing, just past the median line.  No big mystery there.
 
2014-08-06 01:57:49 PM

Joe Bolt: NASA says that global warming could be 'on hiatus'


You mean the AW farker who posts everything in bold text? You're gonna trust what he says?
 
2014-08-06 02:12:37 PM

Joe Bolt: This is currently on the front page of the Washington Times web site:

Paging Al Gore: NASA says that global warming could be 'on hiatus'


FTFA: Over the last 15-years, the global mean surface temperature of Earth has increased at a rate that is roughly one-third of that over the past 60 years, NASA notes.

Nobody debates that the current rate of increase is as high as it was ... in fact, all the data that shows the rates comes from the scientists which you all call criminal frauds.

But, if you notice the bold part, even that hatchet-job of an article admits that average global temperatures are still rising. The climate is a complex system. It is difficult to account for all the short term trends but the long term trends are very clear. Well, clear to a anyone who isn't a political puppet.
 
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