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(NJ.com)   Maybe it's time to give up your life of crime if you've only netted $2 in your last four robberies   (nj.com) divider line 27
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2014-08-06 09:51:48 AM  
Time to give up that life of crime, take myr $2 bill in crime earnings, head to the nearest Taco Bell and BLOW SOME MINDS with some slightly obscure low-circulation currency.

Ohhhh yeah!

Life is good!
 
2014-08-06 12:11:10 PM  
He's at least twice as good as a two-bit criminal.
 
2014-08-06 12:14:03 PM  
Crime doesn't pay... more than minimum wage.
 
2014-08-06 12:16:19 PM  
Not much of a waste, you can still go to Taco Bell.
 
2014-08-06 12:19:56 PM  
So the lesson here is, don't use a weapon in a robbery?
 
2014-08-06 12:20:36 PM  
Joshua James Pawlak, 27, is accused of three counts of attempted robbery, police said.

media.nj.com

Is this his mug shot?
 
2014-08-06 12:21:29 PM  
Congratulations!

You have the only career in the world that pays worse than being the drummer in a Ramones cover band.
 
2014-08-06 12:28:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-06 12:34:34 PM  
We got a dollar ninety-eight, and you're laughing!
ghosthat.net
 
2014-08-06 12:40:53 PM  
Take up banking man!
 
2014-08-06 12:47:08 PM  

blatz514: Joshua James Pawlak, 27, is accused of three counts of attempted robbery, police said.

[media.nj.com image 380x281]

Is this his mug shot?


Yes, with identifying traits blurred.  Innocent until proven guilty and all that.  I just happen to know the photographer.

img.fark.net

I'm not sure why but I felt it was important that he have very muscular legs.  It just seems like something a pair of sentient handcuffs would look silly without.
 
2014-08-06 12:48:15 PM  

brap: Time to give up that life of crime, take myr $2 bill in crime earnings, head to the nearest Taco Bell and BLOW SOME MINDS with some slightly obscure low-circulation currency.

Ohhhh yeah!

Life is good!


Now that is a meme I have not heard in a long time
 
2014-08-06 12:48:27 PM  
It's just a dry spell, ol' Gill will hit a big one soon, keep at it big guy.

/can i sleep on your couch tonight?
 
2014-08-06 12:53:02 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm not sure why but I felt it was important that he have very muscular legs.


How about one very muscular arm?

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-08-06 12:53:28 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: He's at least twice as good as a two-bit criminal.


two points, first, 2 bits is actually 25 cents, so he was worth 8 two-bit criminals

second, subby said net of $2. what was the gross take?  I mean, if he's taking out $90,000,002.00 and paying himself a salary of 90 million, he's making a bit of cash.

/old
//dnrtfa
 
2014-08-06 12:57:25 PM  
And that $2 was for paying off the paperboy.
 
2014-08-06 12:57:30 PM  
At least we know he didn't rob any Taco Bells
 
2014-08-06 12:58:35 PM  

MBooda: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I'm not sure why but I felt it was important that he have very muscular legs.

How about one very muscular arm?

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x206]


:)  Aaahhhh, the gold old days.
 
2014-08-06 01:15:27 PM  
He's going to be a little short of the 50 grand needed for bail.
 
2014-08-06 01:20:45 PM  
If that is the best he can do, maybe it is time for some life changes:

www.propstore.com
 
2014-08-06 01:31:42 PM  
Well, everybody knows you do your first few jobs "on spec".....
 
2014-08-06 01:55:00 PM  
Yeah, but what did he gross? Did he have really high operating costs and a low margin?
Maybe he's counting on volume?
More info needed before I can judge his business plan.
 
2014-08-06 02:33:28 PM  

cgraves67: Crime doesn't pay... more than minimum wage.


Yeah but the hours are great.
 
2014-08-06 03:23:42 PM  

Por que tan serioso: cgraves67: Crime doesn't pay... more than minimum wage.

Yeah but the hours are great.


It's OK as long as you're your own boss.

/if you're not it can really suck
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-06 03:33:14 PM  
Always wonderful when my hometown is on Fark.

And this time a relative of someone I went to school with!

And also this time not a police officer I know!
 
2014-08-06 08:06:59 PM  
www.okmoviequotes.com
 
2014-08-06 08:28:07 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

Andy Dufresne: Maybe it's time for you to switch careers.
Tommy Williams: Huh?
Andy Dufresne: What I mean is, you don't seem to be a very good thief, maybe you should try something else.
Tommy Williams: Yeah, well, what the hell do you know about it Capone? What are you in for?
Andy Dufresne: Me? My lawyer farked me. Everybody's innocent in here. Didn't you know that?
 
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