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(International Business Times)   In the US, Monster Crocodile Vs Shark sounds like another B-movie. In Australia, it's just a regular occurrence   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-08-06 04:05:10 PM
The circle of life.
donkeyshines.com
 
2014-08-06 05:01:15 PM
Well, so is human on kangaroo sex but you don't anyone making a big deal about *that*!
 
2014-08-06 05:13:33 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-06 05:15:24 PM
Not much of a contest really, that shark is just a minnow compared to that croc.

Although it's interesting that it goes after sharks after possibly losing a leg to one, haha. Steal balls, that one.
 
2014-08-06 05:17:52 PM
just watch mad max last night. Do Australians speak English?
 
2014-08-06 05:19:00 PM

vodka: Not much of a contest really, that shark is just a minnow compared to that croc.

Although it's interesting that it goes after sharks after possibly losing a leg to one, haha. Steal balls, that one.


REVENGE!
 
2014-08-06 05:19:42 PM

charlesmartel11235: just watch mad max last night. Do Australians speak English?


No, they speak American with a funny accent
 
2014-08-06 05:20:12 PM
Crocshartnado?
 
2014-08-06 05:21:09 PM

vodka: Not much of a contest really, that shark is just a minnow compared to that croc.

Although it's interesting that it goes after sharks after possibly losing a leg to one, haha. Steal balls, that one.


Do sharks have balls? Hard to steal them otherwise...
 
2014-08-06 05:21:43 PM
Looks 'shopped
 
2014-08-06 05:22:13 PM
If it kills you and eats you, you're in Australia
 
2014-08-06 05:26:46 PM
iamyourtargetdemographic.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-06 05:29:21 PM
As best I can tell...

Every day in Australia is like a B-Movie.
 
2014-08-06 05:29:52 PM

ArcadianRefugee: [iamyourtargetdemographic.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]


i1.ytimg.com
Look at that, it's the same shiatty stock photo for this craptastic flick.
 
2014-08-06 05:33:13 PM
That shark looks terrified.
 
2014-08-06 05:36:19 PM
yea, ole' brutus picks on a baby shark.   i'd like to see how well he fares against a 6000 lb Great White.
 
2014-08-06 05:36:48 PM

ReverendJynxed: That shark looks terrified.


"I've made a terrible mistake."
 
2014-08-06 05:37:14 PM

Clemkadidlefark: If it kills you and eats you, you're in Australia



If it steals the roof over your head and feeds off your labor so it doesn't have to work for a living, you must be in 'murica.
 
2014-08-06 05:38:50 PM
He needs a croc pot.
 
2014-08-06 05:40:01 PM
Better yet, i'd like to see how well brutus fares against a 12,000 lb African Bull Elephant who happens to be vegan.


that would be fun to watch.
 
2014-08-06 05:40:22 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: As best I can tell...

Every day in Australia is like a B-Movie.



Outside maybe. But most of us just stay indoors and drunkenly shiatpost 4chan all day.
 
2014-08-06 05:41:32 PM
I love that utter look of shock in the sharks face.
/What.....what......Not like this, Brutus! NOT LIKE THIS!!!"
 
2014-08-06 05:42:09 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: As best I can tell...

Every day in Australia is like a B-Movie.


Yes, yes it really is. I have family there, and visits are always amusing. Often times worrisome, bordering on terrifying, but always amusing.
/Aussies do know how to seriously party though. Unhinged, truly world class partying. Its worth it.
 
2014-08-06 05:47:12 PM

blatz514: Looks 'shopped


They've got no video and only one picture which just happens to be perfect.  The story may be real, but I don't think that pic is.
 
2014-08-06 05:50:30 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-06 05:52:04 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: The circle of life.
[donkeyshines.com image 450x450]


Ahh, the Australian Ouroboros.
 
2014-08-06 05:52:12 PM

charlesmartel11235: just watch mad max last night. Do Australians speak English?


Lol. I watched "The Boys", an Aussie film with David Wenham and Toni Collette last night. About five minutes in I finally had to turn on the subtitles because I couldn't understand what they were saying.
 
2014-08-06 05:52:29 PM
The article said the croc was 2 tonnes,

Can that be right?
an 18ft croc weighing in at 4000 lbs...

must eat a lot of bacon
 
2014-08-06 06:01:33 PM

verdigris1: The article said the croc was 2 tonnes,

Can that be right?
an 18ft croc weighing in at 4000 lbs...

must eat a lot of bacon


The real reason crocs in Australia get so big:

funnymemes.com.au
 
2014-08-06 06:26:25 PM

hasty ambush: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x559]


Ever notice how a croc's throat looks like an ear of corn?
 
2014-08-06 07:42:45 PM

What Plants Crave: ReverendJynxed: That shark looks terrified.

"I've made a terrible mistake."


"This... is not what how I thought my day would go."
 
2014-08-06 08:16:18 PM

What Plants Crave: ReverendJynxed: That shark looks terrified.

"I've made a terrible mistake."


I guess he should not have been peeking into residences without knowing who runs the self appointed HOA enforcement team.
 
2014-08-06 08:17:04 PM

charlesmartel11235: just watch mad max last night. Do Australians speak English?


How are things back in the 70's?
 
2014-08-06 08:20:56 PM
As long as it gets these two in a catfight again.....

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 08:31:38 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-08-06 09:58:21 PM

hasty ambush: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x559]


Umm, his right arm is gone...
 
2014-08-06 11:27:46 PM
I think he mistook it for a morsel and ate it...
 
2014-08-07 01:04:07 AM

FullMetalPanda: hasty ambush: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x559]

Umm, his right arm is gone...


Yes, he lost it in a Shark attack a number of few years ago.

/Not as rare as you might think; These guys travel down rivers to the ocean to move from estuary to estuary. Its how they get up new rivers to find mates and to nest.
//Sometimes they traverse miles of open ocean to do it. They may generally live up muddy rivers, but that doesn't mean during certain seasons they won't attack you on a sunny beach. If the hunting jellies don't kill you.
 
2014-08-07 02:14:57 AM
Hard to know who would win.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-07 07:55:09 AM
''I'm a sharrrk, I'm a shaaaark, suck my diiiiick, I'm a shOHshiat''
 
2014-08-07 03:21:40 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-07 06:05:29 PM
d.ibtimes.co.uk

Is it just me or does the shark in the picture have a "this is not going according to plan" expression on its face.
 
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