If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New York Daily News)   Martha Stewart's look-alike younger sister dies of a brain aneurysm. This is not a good thing   (nydailynews.com) divider line 23
    More: Sad  
•       •       •

3027 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Aug 2014 at 9:57 AM (6 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



23 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-08-06 08:27:17 AM
That's too bad because you can prevent a brain aneurysm with a pinch of lemon and a dash of coconut extract injected with a common household twistie straw.
 
2014-08-06 09:09:15 AM
"She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.
 
2014-08-06 10:01:58 AM
This is about as interesting as Drew Barrymore's sister dying.
 
2014-08-06 10:03:39 AM
I had no idea "Look alike" meant middlingly strong family resemblance.
 
2014-08-06 10:27:24 AM
The scary thing about aneurysms are that you can go at any time. One minute you are trying to think of something sarcastic or insensitive to say about rich folks like Martha Stewart's family and
 
2014-08-06 10:27:25 AM

RexTalionis: "She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.


Considering the 14 year age difference, that is really not surprising.
 
2014-08-06 10:30:08 AM
Got to give her props. It says she is an organ donor. Maybe she wasn't as much as a cold hearted biatch as her sister is.And yes, Martha saying "employee" first to describe how wonderful her sister was is quite telling...
 
2014-08-06 10:34:33 AM

Tom_Slick: RexTalionis: "She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.

Considering the 14 year age difference, that is really not surprising.


Additionally, it's an ordered list.

She became an employee last, she became a mother after she became a wife but she was first a sister. All of her life.
 
2014-08-06 10:44:38 AM

RexTalionis: "She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.


First thing I noticed too...wow.
 
2014-08-06 10:46:59 AM

H31N0US: The scary thing about aneurysms are that you can go at any time. One minute you are trying to think of something sarcastic or insensitive to say about rich folks like Martha Stewart's family and


MORIARTY!

i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-06 10:49:49 AM

H31N0US: The scary thing about aneurysms are that you can go at any time. One minute you are trying to think of something sarcastic or insensitive to say about rich folks like Martha Stewart's family and


So you're saying that Tony Soprano died of an aneurysm?
 
2014-08-06 10:54:28 AM
Wow. 59? Too young!

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Tom_Slick: RexTalionis: "She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.

Considering the 14 year age difference, that is really not surprising.

Additionally, it's an ordered list.

She became an employee last, she became a mother after she became a wife but she was first a sister. All of her life.


Yeah, pretty standard rhetoric. It must be hard to lose someone you were that close to for so long. Especially when so many hate you for no good reason.
 
2014-08-06 10:59:19 AM

Wellon Dowd: This is about as interesting as Drew Barrymore's sister dying.


OMG THEY COME IN THREES!  WHO'S NEXT, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS!?!?
 
2014-08-06 11:11:47 AM

RexTalionis: "She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.


"First in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his country men."

Sometimes you put the big one last.
 
2014-08-06 11:24:26 AM

Buttknuckle: Wellon Dowd: This is about as interesting as Drew Barrymore's sister dying.

OMG THEY COME IN THREES!  WHO'S NEXT, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS!?!?


Emily Deschanel?
 
2014-08-06 11:29:48 AM

DjangoStonereaver: I had no idea "Look alike" meant middlingly strong family resemblance.


Okay good...glad I'm not the only one to not see it.
 
2014-08-06 11:31:05 AM

peterthx: Buttknuckle: Wellon Dowd: This is about as interesting as Drew Barrymore's sister dying.

OMG THEY COME IN THREES!  WHO'S NEXT, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS!?!?

Emily Deschanel?


Frank Stallone?
 
2014-08-06 11:55:52 AM
My condolences to the family. Same thing killed my sister--at 37. It's scary how you can literally drop dead so unexpectedly (sleep well tonight, Farkers!) but at least it's a quick, painless death.
 
2014-08-06 12:05:16 PM

I should be in the kitchen: My condolences to the family. Same thing killed my sister--at 37. It's scary how you can literally drop dead so unexpectedly (sleep well tonight, Farkers!) but at least it's a quick, painless death.


This. My father coughed out bloody tissue for weeks before he died of lung cancer.

/btw, if the doctor gives you a huge bottle of opiate liquid, you might take the hint and tell your loved one about its uses.
/i had no idea and i should have
 
2014-08-06 12:49:48 PM

RexTalionis: "She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.


In an e-mail to her staff.
 
2014-08-06 02:01:10 PM

peterthx: Buttknuckle: Wellon Dowd: This is about as interesting as Drew Barrymore's sister dying.

OMG THEY COME IN THREES!  WHO'S NEXT, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS!?!?

Emily Deschanel?


Yeah but Caleb Deschanel would start dancing and singing novelty songs from grief. And then he kills Zoe because she reminds him of Emily.

/obscure
//so obscure I should explain
///Caleb and Mary Jo met on set when he was directing and she was acting
 
2014-08-06 08:32:36 PM

RexTalionis: H31N0US: The scary thing about aneurysms are that you can go at any time. One minute you are trying to think of something sarcastic or insensitive to say about rich folks like Martha Stewart's family and

MORIARTY!

[i.ytimg.com image 850x478]


Came here to say this.
 
2014-08-07 07:11:53 AM

RexTalionis: "She was an extraordinary employee, mother, wife and sister," Stewart wrote.

I think the most notable thing about this article is that Martha Stewart chose to describe characterize her as an employee first rather than as a sister.


I caught that, too. "Colleague" would have been more appropriate. But even though she's dead, let's not forget who paid her wages.
 
Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report