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(Guardian)   If you killed a koala, stuffed a $50 bill in its mouth, and dumped it in the driveway of a police station, the Victoria Police would like to know WHAT IN THE EVER-LIVING F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Or at least an explanation of the message   (theguardian.com) divider line 62
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2014-08-06 08:05:19 AM
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2014-08-06 09:07:13 AM
My guess is someone hit with a car, decided they couldn't leave it rotting in the middle of the road.

So they brought it to the police station for them to deal with and gave them some cash for the trouble.

/Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
 
2014-08-06 09:44:29 AM
Snitches get stitches. That Koala won't ever narc on me again...
 
2014-08-06 10:13:23 AM
Its a Brumby message that means "Crocodile Dundee sleeps with the dingos".

And here's a picture of Delvene Delaney, just 'cause:

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2014-08-06 10:17:13 AM
i didnt have coffee that morning and the kids are getting on my nerves and that farking bear just kept looking at me chewing those farking leaves.
 
2014-08-06 10:18:08 AM
I felt like a dick when I killed a squirrel with my car a few years ago. Can't imagine my reaction if I killed a koala.

/softy
 
2014-08-06 10:18:44 AM
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2014-08-06 10:19:16 AM
I guess he didn't have the proper koalafications.
 
2014-08-06 10:20:47 AM
"I put my torch on it, and I saw it was a koala,"

It's probably not what you think.
 
2014-08-06 10:20:59 AM
The koala watched Ted and became impossible to live with. He had to go.
 
2014-08-06 10:21:39 AM
Bear on bear violence.

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2014-08-06 10:21:45 AM
Must be a Qantas employee.
 
2014-08-06 10:21:55 AM
Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?
 
2014-08-06 10:21:58 AM
someone is going to the mattresses with the dropbears
 
2014-08-06 10:24:15 AM
www.quickmeme.com

That's how the cartels deal with somebear who gets too much into the product.
 
2014-08-06 10:25:47 AM

EvilEgg: My guess is someone hit with a car, decided they couldn't leave it rotting in the middle of the road.

So they brought it to the police station for them to deal with and gave them some cash for the trouble.


Came to say this. *Sigh* late as usual.
 
2014-08-06 10:26:11 AM

FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?


gonorrhea
 
2014-08-06 10:27:01 AM
One of the police force's job is to collect road kill. The driver was just helping them out and fining himself.
 
2014-08-06 10:27:46 AM

HailRobonia: FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?

gonorrhea


So how did they find out?  Did someone rape a Koala?
 
2014-08-06 10:32:35 AM
So why would they stick 50 dollars in the koala when they are in England? Because it's cheaper than a 50 pound note? Why not use a 20 pound note? Maybe it had to be 50? Then use 50 pesos if you want to be cheap.

"I put my torch on it, and I saw it was a koala," Von Tunk told Fairfax radio on Tuesday.
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You bastard!

/Yes I know torch=flashlight.
 
2014-08-06 10:33:13 AM
I'm going to guess the message is that old cliche`  "You guys couldn't solve a case if someone left a dead koala with $50 in it's mouth on your driveway."
 
2014-08-06 10:36:19 AM
Some damn tourist lost their Koala wallet.
 
2014-08-06 10:37:46 AM
Koala shouldn't have borrowed the money unless he was able to pay it back...
 
2014-08-06 10:38:09 AM

gadian: Bear on bear violence.

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Thanks, buddy. I'm laughing like a farking idiot in my office, hoping my boss can't hear me next door.
 
2014-08-06 10:38:31 AM

FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?


No rabies in Australia.
 
2014-08-06 10:38:58 AM

FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?


Chlamydia and Koala AIDS.

BitwiseShift: "I put my torch on it, and I saw it was a koala,"

It's probably not what you think.


Torched koalas are usually treated better in Victoria:
images.smh.com.au

/RIP Sam
 
2014-08-06 10:43:10 AM
The police joined my hot koala sampler and $50 bill-a-month club.
 
2014-08-06 10:44:23 AM

EvilEgg: My guess is someone hit with a car, decided they couldn't leave it rotting in the middle of the road.

So they brought it to the police station for them to deal with and gave them some cash for the trouble.

/Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.


That was exactly my thought after reading the article. The $50 is the disposal fee.
 
2014-08-06 10:44:35 AM

Paris1127: FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?


Chlamydia and Koala AIDS.


When I first heard that koalas had chlamydia I got this image of a koala wearing fishnet stockings and high heels.
 
2014-08-06 10:45:37 AM

EvilEgg: My guess is someone hit with a car, decided they couldn't leave it rotting in the middle of the road.

So they brought it to the police station for them to deal with and gave them some cash for the trouble.

/Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.


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2014-08-06 10:47:18 AM

GonzoNihilist: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 800x450]


I love that Robert Englund is in the background shredding something other than people.
 
2014-08-06 10:47:25 AM
FTA:  I thought what's this about, and I thought I was getting set up - the old put a dead koala out in the middle of the driveway situation

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Oh yes. The old dead koala in the driveway trick
 
2014-08-06 10:49:13 AM
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2014-08-06 10:49:44 AM
"Sergeant Jason Von Tunk thought he was being set up for a possible ambush when he made the grisly discovery in the driveway of Heywood police station on Saturday night.

He heard a thud and went outside the station to investigate.

"I put my torch on it, and I saw it was a koala," Von Tunk told Fairfax radio on Tuesday. "It made me shiver, I thought what's this about, and I thought I was getting set up - the old put a dead koala out in the middle of the driveway situation, and then get ambushed. All sorts of things go through your head."

Apparently this is not as isolated as it first seemed...
 
2014-08-06 10:50:23 AM
I was curious about the "dead koala in the driveway means ambush" theory. Guessing that's a thing that happens?

/it's a trap?
//wot mate?
 
2014-08-06 10:54:48 AM

Paris1127: FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?

Chlamydia and Koala AIDS.

BitwiseShift: "I put my torch on it, and I saw it was a koala,"

It's probably not what you think.

Torched koalas are usually treated better in Victoria:


/RIP Sam


Dammit, that pic always gets me.
 
2014-08-06 10:55:22 AM

Slypork: Paris1127: FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?


Chlamydia and Koala AIDS.

When I first heard that koalas had chlamydia I got this image of a koala wearing fishnet stockings and high heels.


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2014-08-06 10:55:24 AM

INeedAName: Thanks, buddy. I'm laughing like a farking idiot in my office, hoping my boss can't hear me next door.


Yeaaaah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to keep it down a little.

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2014-08-06 10:57:02 AM

BitwiseShift: "I put my torch on it, and I saw it was a koala,"

It's probably not what you think.


That's some Koala "T" police work there Lou.
 
2014-08-06 10:58:08 AM
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2014-08-06 11:00:08 AM
Explanation of the message?

That's one Koala who won't be selling information to the cops again.
 
2014-08-06 11:00:54 AM

Slypork: Paris1127: FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?


Chlamydia and Koala AIDS.

When I first heard that koalas had chlamydia I got this image of a koala wearing fishnet stockings and high heels.


Lots of species get some form of chlamydia. For koalas, it's Chlamydophila pecorum; for birds, it's Chlamydophila psitacci. The STD that humans get is a different genus of bacteria, the specific bacterium being Chlamydia trachomatis.

Slypork: FTA:  I thought what's this about, and I thought I was getting set up - the old put a dead koala out in the middle of the driveway situation

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Oh yes. The old dead koala in the driveway trick


That's the second time he's fallen for it this month!
 
2014-08-06 11:03:32 AM

bearcats1983: Paris1127: FullMetalPanda: Don't they carry the plague? Or some horrible disease?  OH wait, rabies right?

Chlamydia and Koala AIDS.

BitwiseShift: "I put my torch on it, and I saw it was a koala,"

It's probably not what you think.

Torched koalas are usually treated better in Victoria:


/RIP Sam

Dammit, that pic always gets me.


It's a great pic. If you're ever in Melbourne, you can visit Sam at the Melbourne Museum.
 
2014-08-06 11:32:27 AM
As a Private Eye with years of crime solving experience under my belt I'm going to have to say that all fingers are pointing towards Eucalyptus.
 
2014-08-06 11:39:10 AM
After reading stupid comments and arguments daily from a bunch of jackholes who take themselves too seriously, a thread like this comes along and reminds me why I come here.

Good job, guys! keep 'em coming
 
2014-08-06 11:39:48 AM

brap: As a Private Eye with years of crime solving experience under my belt I'm going to have to say that all fingers are pointing towards Eucalyptus.


Are you some kind of Gumshoe?
 
2014-08-06 11:52:49 AM

EvilEgg: My guess is someone hit with a car, decided they couldn't leave it rotting in the middle of the road.

So they brought it to the police station for them to deal with and gave them some cash for the trouble.

/Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.


Yeah, why would anyone think it was malicious? It's someone trying to be responsible. What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2014-08-06 11:57:40 AM
I'd just like to point out that the fingerprints of koalas are almost indistinguishable from those of a human being. This could be a false flag.
 
2014-08-06 12:04:52 PM
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2014-08-06 12:06:15 PM
 the old put a dead koala out in the middle of the driveway situation, and then get ambushed.

I fall for this stupid trick every time!  I need new friends.
 
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