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(Canada.com)   It appears that Chad Johnson's grasp of a CFL playbook rivals that of the Patriots playbook   (canada.com) divider line 21
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2014-08-06 01:27:30 AM  
The Als playing crappy football? Ocho Cinco (Quatre-vingt cinq?) being a d--k on field? Calvillo and Tresterman gone?  Ask me if I care.
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2014-08-06 07:54:03 AM  
Hahaha, I love the term, "slap-dick vacation league"
 
2014-08-06 08:04:22 AM  
That's ridiculous - I bet the Patriots playbook has never even heard of a CFL playbook.
 
2014-08-06 08:40:13 AM  
A real life Nuke La Louche. Million dollar talent, ten cent head.

My favorite memory of him with the Bengals was the day you could tell he wouldn't keep his mouth shut in the huddle, despite having done nothing all day. Finally Andrew Whitworth takes him by the collar and throws him out of the huddle. You could tell by his body language he was telling 85 to shut up, line up, and run the f@*king play.
 
2014-08-06 08:52:42 AM  
Reading that article, the problem isn't with Johnson.  The problem is with the coach.

As any Esks fan could have predicted.
 
2014-08-06 09:27:04 AM  
He don't do what Ocho Cinco do.
 
2014-08-06 09:34:56 AM  

theborg1of4: That's ridiculous - I bet the Patriots playbook has never even heard of a CFL playbook.


Sigh. I'm glad you got here first. Without coffee, my grammar joke was not going to perform at a high level.
 
2014-08-06 09:35:25 AM  
He's just stoop-it
 
2014-08-06 09:54:36 AM  
"One position (receiver) has free reign to do whatever they want and aren't accountable to anything."

Rein. Free rein. This is the Montreal Gazette, not some slap-dick vacation newsletter.
 
2014-08-06 10:29:16 AM  

puckrock2000: "One position (receiver) has free reign to do whatever they want and aren't accountable to anything."

Rein. Free rein. This is the Montreal Gazette, not some slap-dick vacation newsletter.


The fact that we all read the article for free is not helping their plight.
 
2014-08-06 10:46:49 AM  

theborg1of4: That's ridiculous - I bet the Patriots playbook has never even heard of a CFL playbook.


The didn't have to read the book, they watched the movie
 
2014-08-06 11:20:57 AM  

Kurohone: Reading that article, the problem isn't with Johnson.  The problem is with the coach.

As any Esks fan could have predicted.


He has 1/3 of the team's receiving TDs. Unfortunately, that fraction isn't reduced. They only have three.

Johnson sounds like he's playing nice and being a good guy. It's impossible to tell if his shiatty stats are due to his playing or the play calling. Is there a lack of effort to get open, or is he being targeted and dropping passes?
 
2014-08-06 11:21:07 AM  
Ocho Stinko. Amidoinitright?
 
2014-08-06 11:31:08 AM  

skrame: Kurohone: Reading that article, the problem isn't with Johnson.  The problem is with the coach.

As any Esks fan could have predicted.

He has 1/3 of the team's receiving TDs. Unfortunately, that fraction isn't reduced. They only have three.

Johnson sounds like he's playing nice and being a good guy. It's impossible to tell if his shiatty stats are due to his playing or the play calling. Is there a lack of effort to get open, or is he being targeted and dropping passes?


Well Troy Smith is the one throwing him the ball and he's been a big pail of fail so far.

Here's how desperate they are in the last 2 weeks they have added Don Matthews (HOF CFL coach) and Turk Schonert (former nfl QB and coach) to the staff s consultants. And just a couple of days ago added Jeff Garcia as a QB coach.

Even though I submitted the headline I can't really blame it on Chad. They just suck lots!
 
2014-08-06 11:54:10 AM  
skrame:

Johnson sounds like he's playing nice and being a good guy. It's impossible to tell if his shiatty stats are due to his playing or the play calling. Is there a lack of effort to get open, or is he being targeted and dropping passes?

Hell, if you actually watched the Pats games he played in it was mostly Brady overthrowing by 15 yards or trying to force it into coverage.  Of course he had a bad time when he was old and the only healthy threat on the team.
 
2014-08-06 11:55:37 AM  

Piizzadude: theborg1of4: That's ridiculous - I bet the Patriots playbook has never even heard of a CFL playbook.

The didn't have to read the book, they watched the movie


ZING!
 
2014-08-06 02:31:23 PM  

Kurohone: Reading that article, the problem isn't with Johnson.  The problem is with the coach.

As any Esks fan could have predicted.


The main problem is the quarterback. Another NFL cast-off who doesn't have the arm to handle the big Canadian field.
 
2014-08-06 04:02:55 PM  

bingethinker: Kurohone: Reading that article, the problem isn't with Johnson.  The problem is with the coach.

As any Esks fan could have predicted.

The main problem is the quarterback. Another NFL cast-off who doesn't have the arm to handle the big Canadian field.


Because the guys that can handle the big Canadian field are playing real football south of the Canadian border.
 
2014-08-06 04:28:09 PM  
Maybe I'm reading the article wrong, but it doesn't appear that Ocho Cinco's the problem with that team.
 
2014-08-07 01:56:31 AM  
I can't wait for the riders to smoke the larks./GO RIDERS GO!//still bitter from 2009 and 2010///real test is tomorrow vs Winnipeg////let's show Willy why he was a backup for us
 
2014-08-07 07:14:05 AM  
www.chicagonow.com

Miss me yet?
 
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