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(LA Times)   Wife blames Jon Stewart for her 87-year-old nudist husband running for sheriff in Washington state   ( latimes.com) divider line
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2014-08-06 12:06:14 AM  
Olinger was first going to try and get on the ticket as a member of the nudist party, but later decided the Democratic Party worked just fine

There's a joke in there somewhere.
 
2014-08-06 12:13:21 AM  

fusillade762: Olinger was first going to try and get on the ticket as a member of the nudist party, but later decided the Democratic Party worked just fine

There's a joke in there somewhere.


I thought you were in trouble. I sent you my credit card details to assist, as you asked.
 
2014-08-06 12:14:21 AM  

fusillade762: Olinger was first going to try and get on the ticket as a member of the nudist party, but later decided the Democratic Party worked just fine

There's a joke in there somewhere.


I'm thinking t"he Democrats have nothing to hide" or "The Democrats have nothing people want to see."
 
2014-08-06 12:22:21 AM  
This is the kind of craziness I expected from Whatcom County....sad to see I was wrong.
 
2014-08-06 12:23:05 AM  
"I will serve the county well and, if nothing else, I didn't have to vote for a Republican," he said.

I like him. Rather than let some Republican run unopposed he's at least going to challenge him.

Maybe he will win and deliver his acceptance speech in the nude for lols.

Then maybe a sing-a-long.

Just follow the bouncing ball...

/Sorry. Been sitting on these nudist jokes for a while now.
///Did you here the one about the midget who got kicked out of the nudist camp  for sticking his nose into everybody's business?
///How do you play strip poker at a nudist colony? With Tweezers! K, I'll stop now.
 
2014-08-06 04:34:26 AM  
Sounds like he needs to run on a platform of "Hope and a Change of Clothes".
 
2014-08-06 04:39:54 AM  
Thank God his pants stayed on.
 
2014-08-06 04:41:13 AM  
Yea I'm sure it's Jon Stewart and not a failing mushy brain of an 87 year old.

THIS IS MY RIFLE
THIS IS MY GUN
THIS IS FOR FIGHTING
THIS IS FOR FUN
 
2014-08-06 04:43:56 AM  
www.heraldnet.com

I'd vote for the old coot. He's my kind of 'shouting at clouds, crazy bastard'.

Has an 'interesting' background, including, erm, 'medical bed-wetting'.

http://www.whidbeynewstimes.com/news/269613191.html
 
2014-08-06 04:45:30 AM  
I bet he's got some great ideas on how to cut down on the department's uniform expenditures.
 
2014-08-06 04:47:27 AM  
He'll need Viagra on point.
 
2014-08-06 04:48:09 AM  
He'll need Viagra to stay on point.

My mushy brain might need some too.
 
2014-08-06 04:51:53 AM  
Probably more aware of reality than Reagan was at the same age
 
2014-08-06 04:54:19 AM  
"Well, it's not as if he walks around everywhere naked, but he does like to lay out in the sun naked," she said.

So he's not a nudist. Way to make a story out of nothing.
 
2014-08-06 04:57:07 AM  

NobleHam: "Well, it's not as if he walks around everywhere naked, but he does like to lay out in the sun naked," she said.

So he's not a nudist. Way to make a story out of nothing.


If you're naked outside of your house, you're a nudist. This is why normal people who aren't questionable wear clothing out of doors.
 
2014-08-06 04:58:36 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-08-06 04:59:45 AM  

robohobo: NobleHam: "Well, it's not as if he walks around everywhere naked, but he does like to lay out in the sun naked," she said.

So he's not a nudist. Way to make a story out of nothing.

If you're naked outside of your house, you're a nudist. This is why normal people who aren't questionable wear clothing out of doors.


If you're naked outside of your house, you're naked. If you're tanning in your backyard naked, you just like to tan naked. Nudism implies certain beliefs and at the very least a persistence of nudity, not just being naked a bit more than the average person.
 
2014-08-06 05:13:44 AM  
I was just in Oak Harbor this past evening so I'm getting a kick.

/didn't see any naked old guys
//just lots of sailors
 
2014-08-06 05:16:08 AM  

NobleHam: robohobo: NobleHam: "Well, it's not as if he walks around everywhere naked, but he does like to lay out in the sun naked," she said.

So he's not a nudist. Way to make a story out of nothing.

If you're naked outside of your house, you're a nudist. This is why normal people who aren't questionable wear clothing out of doors.

If you're naked outside of your house, you're naked. If you're tanning in your backyard naked, you just like to tan naked. Nudism implies certain beliefs and at the very least a persistence of nudity, not just being naked a bit more than the average person.


He's wearing blue jean shorts.  He's obviously a never-nude.

/dozens!
 
2014-08-06 05:21:52 AM  

Kredal: being naked a bit more than the average person


eHarmony rejected me for listing this "hobby".
 
2014-08-06 05:52:44 AM  

shintochick: I was just in Oak Harbor this past evening so I'm getting a kick.

/didn't see any naked old guys
//just lots of sailors


NTTAWWT.
 
2014-08-06 06:19:44 AM  
That's just silly...

A nudist can't be sheriff...

There's no place to pin the badge.
 
2014-08-06 06:28:13 AM  
 I assume he is for open carry laws then..
 
2014-08-06 07:45:16 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: That's just silly...

A nudist can't be sheriff...

There's no place to pin the badge.


Nipple piercings.
 
2014-08-06 07:46:04 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: That's just silly...

A nudist can't be sheriff...

There's no place to pin the badge.


Necklace.
 
2014-08-06 08:00:13 AM  

NobleHam: Nudism implies certain beliefs and at the very least a persistence of nudity, not just being naked a bit more than the average person.


Um... most nudists are "just naked a bit more than the average person".  It's not really a hardcore lifestyle, and it certainly doesn't preclude needing things like a job (where you'll either need clothing for practical reasons or be in an office environment where you're bothering everybody).

It's generally just people that think clothing's lame and they're not going to wear it in their spare time, e.g. in the house and around their property, and sometimes the neighborhood.  The vast majority will even toss on some pants to go to the corner store, just because it's less trouble (if nothing else... pockets) and 'being less trouble' is kinda the point, really.
 
2014-08-06 08:22:59 AM  
The Daily Show should send one of their "reporters" to interview this guy.
 
2014-08-06 08:23:42 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: That's just silly...

A nudist can't be sheriff...

There's no place to pin the badge.


Badges? He don't need no stinkin' badges!
 
2014-08-06 08:51:56 AM  
Yeah, I'll chip in a twenty.  shiat, if he wants to go out there  and serve the country that bad, I say fine.
 
2014-08-06 09:25:27 AM  

Nietzsche's Analrapist: Yeah, I'll chip in a twenty.  shiat, if he wants to go out there  and serve the country that bad, I say fine.


This is the crazy naked mayor candidate thread.  You want the crazy stowaway thread
 
2014-08-06 10:01:51 AM  

StrikitRich: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: That's just silly...

A nudist can't be sheriff...

There's no place to pin the badge.

Necklace.


Pierced nipple!
 
2014-08-06 12:32:09 PM  
Bet the kid don't go near his lawn.
 
2014-08-06 02:26:51 PM  
FLA has it's own tag, but WATFington doesn't.

There is no justice in this world.
 
2014-08-06 09:43:32 PM  
Is he running for office in a WWJSD? bracelet?

Prove it. What color is the bracelet?
 
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