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(Major League Baseball)   The best highlight of the Yankees/Tigers game? Justin Verlander tossing a souvenir baseball to Kate Upton   (wapc.mlb.com) divider line 61
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2084 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Aug 2014 at 3:23 AM (37 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-06 12:09:25 AM  
D'aaaaaawwww.
 
2014-08-06 03:15:24 AM  
Dafuq is that female cop trying to do? The woman taking a picture of the cop with Verlander?

Not only would I toss a baseball to Kate, I'd give her The Spiderman.
 
2014-08-06 03:51:49 AM  
If she looked at me like that I think I'd end up on the DL.
 
2014-08-06 04:24:03 AM  
I'd give her all the balls she wanted. And the bat.
 
2014-08-06 06:29:02 AM  
Justin, she's still not going to sleep with y....

Scratch that, she probably would.
 
2014-08-06 06:37:02 AM  

cheezalot: Justin, she's still not going to sleep with y....

Scratch that, she probably would.


It's pretty well believed that they are farking already. So there's that.
 
2014-08-06 06:37:04 AM  
I thought he was already tossing her balls...if you know what I mean and I am pretty sure you do.

/Tiger fan
//tired of the coverage of a boy and his beard
 
2014-08-06 06:42:16 AM  
I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).
 
2014-08-06 06:52:43 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


The whole Lehigh Valley IronPigs? Man, you're into some weird shiat.
 
2014-08-06 06:58:51 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole

Frisco Roughrider.

/giggity
 
2014-08-06 07:05:12 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Bossier City Mud Bug?
 
2014-08-06 07:06:41 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


The Northwest Arkansas Naturals? The Omaha Stormchasers?
 
2014-08-06 07:08:40 AM  
or until John Connor destroys the Internet in the Great Robot War of the future.

So even MLB is using 30 year-old movie references now?

/time to let it go, man.
 
2014-08-06 07:11:49 AM  
I'd give her a foul ball.
 
2014-08-06 07:18:18 AM  

abhorrent1: or until John Connor destroys the Internet in the Great Robot War of the future.

So even MLB is using 30 year-old movie references now?

/time to let it go, man.


Surely you can't be serious
 
2014-08-06 07:35:48 AM  

abhorrent1: or until John Connor destroys the Internet in the Great Robot War of the future.

So even MLB is using 30 year-old movie references now?

/time to let it go, man.


LET IT GO
 
2014-08-06 07:48:52 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Richmond Flying Squirrels? Montgomery Biscuits? Albuquerque Isotopes? Wilmington Blue Rocks? You sick, sick bastard
 
2014-08-06 07:49:35 AM  
In case anyone cares, she's saying "I've been here the whole game".

More amusingly, though, the women in red behind her is teaching the man with her basic fielding strategy. Watch closely, she's saying, "when the first baseman fields the ball, it's the pitcher's responsibility to cover the bag."
 
2014-08-06 07:52:49 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Wisconsin Timber Rattler?
Dayton Dragon?
Bowling Green Hot Rod?
Beloit Snapper?
Lansing Lugnut?
West Michigan Whitecap?
Clinton Lumberking?

/Midwest League FTW
 
2014-08-06 07:53:27 AM  

PreMortem: Dafuq is that female cop trying to do? The woman taking a picture of the cop with Verlander?

Not only would I toss a baseball to Kate, I'd give her The Spiderman.


The cop is making sure a scuffle didn't break out over the ball.
 
2014-08-06 08:01:59 AM  

LucklessWonder: InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).

Richmond Flying Squirrels? Montgomery Biscuits? Albuquerque Isotopes? Wilmington Blue Rocks? You sick, sick bastard


Lansing Lugnuts?
Vermont Lake Monsters?
 
2014-08-06 08:07:42 AM  
BTW, if Kate Upton actually had decent hips and a better butt, she would look like Alexandria Morgan. Don't understand why Morgan is not as well known as Kate though she looks better.


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2014-08-06 08:09:25 AM  

LucklessWonder: InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).

Richmond Flying Squirrels? Montgomery Biscuits? Albuquerque Isotopes? Wilmington Blue Rocks? You sick, sick bastard


Toledo Mud Hen.

/you knowwwww......
 
2014-08-06 08:11:09 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: abhorrent1: or until John Connor destroys the Internet in the Great Robot War of the future.

So even MLB is using 30 year-old movie references now?

/time to let it go, man.

Surely you can't be serious


It's a very serious comment, altogether.
 
2014-08-06 08:17:05 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Southern Ohio Copperheads?

/That kind of works.
 
2014-08-06 08:28:58 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


The Idaho Falls Chuckars. ?
 
2014-08-06 08:36:57 AM  

Wheyfaring Stranger: InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).

Wisconsin Timber Rattler?
Dayton Dragon?
Bowling Green Hot Rod?
Beloit Snapper?
Lansing Lugnut?
West Michigan Whitecap?
Clinton Lumberking?

/Midwest League FTW


Clinton Lumberking kind of sounds like a porn name.
 
2014-08-06 08:39:11 AM  

PreMortem: Not only would I toss a baseball to Kate, I'd give her The Spiderman.


You'd sling your web at her?
 
2014-08-06 08:52:48 AM  

skinink: BTW, if Kate Upton actually had decent hips and a better butt, she would look like Alexandria Morgan. Don't understand why Morgan is not as well known as Kate though she looks better.


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Kate has been on two SI swimsuit covers. This young lady, however lovely, has not.
 
2014-08-06 09:09:34 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Montgomery Biscuits?

Trying to harden the ole arteries?
 
2014-08-06 09:12:12 AM  

skinink: BTW, if Kate Upton actually had decent hips and a better butt, she would look like Alexandria Morgan. Don't understand why Morgan is not as well known as Kate though she looks better.


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2014-08-06 09:26:34 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Akron Rubberduck?

Where will get a full body latex biscuit at this hour?
 
2014-08-06 09:35:30 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Modesto Nut?

Yeah, that's what I thought, you sick bastid!
 
2014-08-06 09:37:10 AM  
I think Kate prefers the game-used balls.
 
2014-08-06 09:40:09 AM  

skinink: BTW, if Kate Upton actually had decent hips and a better butt, she would look like Alexandria Morgan. Don't understand why Morgan is not as well known as Kate though she looks better.


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I see you and raise you Charlotte McKinneyimg.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 09:44:42 AM  

skinink: BTW, if Kate Upton actually had decent hips and a better butt, she would look like Alexandria Morgan. Don't understand why Morgan is not as well known as Kate though she looks better.


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Thank you.  In my efforts to more fairly assess Alexandria Morgan's merits, I stumbled across Alex Manfredini Kendall's body of work (NSFW, in the best possible ways).  This would not have been possible without you.
 
2014-08-06 09:48:06 AM  
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aaaaand i'm spent.
 
2014-08-06 09:50:18 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Lowell Spinner?
 
2014-08-06 09:55:40 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


The Lexington Legend. Which is what we call the minor-league team. And my penis.
 
2014-08-06 09:58:54 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


The ol' Louisville Bat, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-08-06 10:04:53 AM  
I would toss my balls at her.
 
2014-08-06 10:26:36 AM  

skinink: BTW, if Kate Upton actually had decent hips and a better butt, she would look like Alexandria Morgan. Don't understand why Morgan is not as well known as Kate though she looks better.


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/She is beautiful, though.
 
2014-08-06 10:33:26 AM  
Well, that will make it 3 balls she caught that night.
 
2014-08-06 10:50:02 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


Bakersfield Blaze
 
2014-08-06 10:54:05 AM  

InmanRoshi: I'd give her the ole (insert minor league franchise).


zephyr, if you know what i mean, and i don't.
 
2014-08-06 10:57:48 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Well, that will make it 3 balls she caught that night.


4, if John Kruk's involved.
 
2014-08-06 11:11:22 AM  
He should have tossed her a bat, that way she could hit off him like the rest of the majors have been doing this year.
 
2014-08-06 11:23:15 AM  
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/Kate Upton
//Irene Nell
///Everybody wins
 
2014-08-06 11:40:27 AM  
In all fairness, who hasn't tossed to Kate Upton?
 
2014-08-06 11:42:57 AM  
Did she catch it with her boobs?

*clicks*

Dammit.
 
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