Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Omaha World Herald)   Man charged with vehicular homicide. Difficulty: golf cart   ( omaha.com) divider line
    More: Strange  
•       •       •

2838 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2014 at 11:27 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



26 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-08-05 08:24:48 PM  
www.imcdb.org

That's right, Farkers, "Navy Seals." Come at me.
 
2014-08-05 08:32:30 PM  
What part of "FORE" do you not understand?
 
2014-08-05 08:42:08 PM  
media.gtanet.com
Was his name Tony?
 
2014-08-05 09:36:05 PM  
motor vehicle homicide

Both charges are misdemeanors.


Weird. When I see the word "homicide" I don't usually think misdemeanor.
 
2014-08-05 10:12:43 PM  
Only one man can solve the case
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 11:10:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-05 11:39:14 PM  
You know the old saying, e-z come
e-z go.
 
2014-08-05 11:44:27 PM  

fusillade762: motor vehicle homicide

Both charges are misdemeanors.

Weird. When I see the word "homicide" I don't usually think misdemeanor.


Homicide just means someone died as the result of a persons actions.

Homicide can be everything from totally legal (justifiable), to getting you the death penalty for murder 1.
 
2014-08-05 11:45:29 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.fark.net image 225x169]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-08-05 11:58:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 12:47:00 AM  

fusillade762: motor vehicle homicide

Both charges are misdemeanors.

Weird. When I see the word "homicide" I don't usually think misdemeanor.


That's howcome drunk drivers can rack up so many points without being locked up for murder. Being drunk behind the wheel of a car isn't as bad as being drunk behind the trigger of a gun. (Or, alternatively, being drunk behind the trigger of a gun is much much worse than being drunk behind the wheel of a car)
 
2014-08-06 12:59:34 AM  
You don't say...

 img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 01:04:00 AM  

replygif.net

 
2014-08-06 01:07:56 AM  

Clint_Torres: You don't say...

 [img.fark.net image 720x780]


If you have AdBlocker Plus with Firefox and want to read the story, you have to disable it for that page. I had that same problem with another link to Omaha.com yesterday.
 
2014-08-06 01:12:34 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Clint_Torres: You don't say...

 [img.fark.net image 720x780]

If you have AdBlocker Plus with Firefox and want to read the story, you have to disable it for that page. I had that same problem with another link to Omaha.com yesterday.


Yeah, I was just being a smartass.
 
2014-08-06 01:31:36 AM  

sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net

 
2014-08-06 01:33:23 AM  
Chuck Yeager once almost ran me over with a golf cart, so I'm getting a kick...

/truth
//CSB
 
2014-08-06 01:42:12 AM  

JonnyBGoode: Chuck Yeager once almost ran me over with a golf cart, so I'm getting a kick...

/truth
//CSB


How fast was he going?
 
2014-08-06 02:07:57 AM  
Pretty damn fast for being inside a hangar at the time. Didn't break the sound barrier though, although he did knock over a few stacked barrels.
 
2014-08-06 04:36:27 AM  
www.imcdb.org
 
2014-08-06 04:37:39 AM  
CSB:

When I was like 7 or 8, my mother's friend's father lost his leg in a tragic.........golfing accident.


Long story short, he was run over by a golf cart and it severed his femoral artery.
 
2014-08-06 08:43:46 AM  
I ran over someone with a golf cart once, it was hilarious!
 
2014-08-06 10:17:36 AM  

doyner: [sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net image 465x362]


Fark needs a [SICK] button next to the Smart & Funny ones....  still clicked on the Funny one for that.
 
2014-08-06 10:43:07 AM  

Gyrfalcon: That's howcome drunk drivers can rack up so many points without being locked up for murder. Being drunk behind the wheel of a car isn't as bad as being drunk behind the trigger of a gun. (Or, alternatively, being drunk behind the trigger of a gun is much much worse than being drunk behind the wheel of a car)


...what the fark are you rambling on about?
 
2014-08-06 11:21:27 AM  
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-08-06 12:10:19 PM  
Nobody posted the golf cart scene from Undercover Brother?

/on mobile or I would
 
Displayed 26 of 26 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report