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(Ars Technica)   Nearly half of US terror suspects are just pissed off folks who are not associated with any terror group   (arstechnica.com) divider line 171
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2014-08-05 08:42:56 PM
So voters?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-05 08:44:25 PM
Well, it's OK to be a terrorist as long as you are not affiliated with a KNOWN terrorist group isn't it?
 
2014-08-05 09:26:45 PM
Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.
 
2014-08-05 10:29:39 PM
What? The government abuses its powers?

WHO COULD HAVE EVER FORSEEN THIS!?
 
2014-08-06 12:01:17 AM

fusillade762: Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.


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2014-08-06 12:02:45 AM
"Folks" eh?
 
2014-08-06 12:03:38 AM
Gotta justify those hundreds of billions of dollars somehow.
 
2014-08-06 12:04:20 AM
Obvious tag taken to gitmo
 
2014-08-06 12:05:05 AM
NYC, Chicago, Houston, San Diego, and Dearborn, MI

Urban, urban, urban.

REAL Americans notably absent from the list.

Pow! Pow! to you, terrorists!

www.mizozo.com
 
2014-08-06 12:06:37 AM
1,000 people added per day, or 365,000 per year. 13 years since 9/11, that's 4.5 million people, or 1.5% of the population.

1.5% of the population is a pretty small number, relatively speaking. But if anywhere near that number of people were actually terrorists set on mischief, we would all be dead already.
 
2014-08-06 12:06:48 AM
Turns out when you blow up the friends and family of non-militants, they tend to become sympathetic to the cause.
 
2014-08-06 12:07:12 AM

edmo: So voters?


Yeah, no.  If they actually voted, they might change something for the better, and then what would they complain about?
 
2014-08-06 12:07:51 AM
Is the government overreaching or do dangerous terrorist work on their own sometimes?

Why not both?
 
2014-08-06 12:07:58 AM
Silly government, everyone knows only organized groups can terrorize.

www.911research.wtc7.net

Does posting on certain websites connect you to a terror group? I wonder what files the FBI has on Farkers....
 
2014-08-06 12:08:10 AM
Lone wolves are always the most dangerous and typically have very little to bargain for freedom with.
 
2014-08-06 12:08:37 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Turns out when you blow up the friends and family of non-militants, they tend to become sympathetic to the cause.


Hence why so many Americans supported invading Afghanistan and Iraq
 
2014-08-06 12:08:54 AM
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com
Terrorist...
 
2014-08-06 12:09:13 AM
Also, here's a pissed off guy who wasn't associated with any terror group:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-06 12:09:38 AM
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2014-08-06 12:10:49 AM
pissed off folks who are not associated with any terror group

That's a lot of people.  The definitions the government is using are too broad and generic.
 
2014-08-06 12:11:35 AM

cretinbob: [scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


whoever put up that sign has to be a troll.
 
2014-08-06 12:11:43 AM

IlGreven: Also, here's a pissed off guy who wasn't associated with any terror group:


img.fark.net

It's nice that we have photographic evidence he's in Hell.
 
2014-08-06 12:13:01 AM

fusillade762: Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.


TIDE.... liberal Tides Foundation... Tide laundry soap is used in the drug trade... study it out.
 
2014-08-06 12:16:17 AM
Most of the domestic terrorists I can name off the top of my head (McVeigh, Eric Rudolph, the unibomber and the Tsarnaev brothers) sort of liked terrorism groups but weren't members.

So is this surprising?  I don't really like government lists, but it wouldn't surprise me if most domestic terrorism was performed by angry dudes who hung out on message boards, but weren't people persons enough to join a group.
 
2014-08-06 12:16:48 AM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 12:17:40 AM

fusillade762: Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.


We have a winner!
 
2014-08-06 12:19:46 AM
I find it fascinating that the total watchlist population has 39,000 women and 611,000 men.
 
2014-08-06 12:20:27 AM

Gosling: I find it fascinating that the total watchlist population has 39,000 women and 611,000 men.


Check your Privilege, patriarch.
 
2014-08-06 12:21:03 AM

doglover: What? The government abuses its powers?

WHO COULD HAVE EVER FORSEEN THIS!?


I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to find government abusing its powers in here...
 
2014-08-06 12:21:22 AM

vpb: Well, it's OK to be a terrorist as long as you are not affiliated with a KNOWN terrorist group isn't it?


Exactly! So what if I want to blow up a daycare center?! It's not like I pal around with other people who want to blow up a daycare centers!
 
2014-08-06 12:21:26 AM
I'd tell you what terror group I belong to but you've probably never heard of them.

/hipster terrorist
 
2014-08-06 12:23:06 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Gosling: I find it fascinating that the total watchlist population has 39,000 women and 611,000 men.

Check your Privilege, patriarch.


Women are just as able, if not more, to conduct suicide strikes against targets than their male counterparts.

That the numbers aren't equal are due to cultural barricades about who can blow themselves up.
 
2014-08-06 12:23:17 AM
Norman X: Insists on riding bicycle on sidewalk.
Miriam W: Repeatedly ignores "12 Items or Fewer" guideline at supermarket.
Bobby R: Talks, sings, shouts all at same volume, and in high-pitched monotone.  (Poss sonic warfare?)
Ginger D.  Barks 10:00 - 10:20 pm every night, without fail.
Ross L:   Called for mandatory unpaid overtime this weekend.
Scott P.:  Suspiciously high labor charge for minor tune-up on Toyota.

SEE SOMETHING?  SAY SOMETHING.
 
2014-08-06 12:23:37 AM
Sooo...basically everyone in the Fark politics tab is there.....
 
2014-08-06 12:24:45 AM

Gosling: I find it fascinating that the total watchlist population has 39,000 women


Are they hot?
 
2014-08-06 12:25:29 AM

fusillade762: Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.


images.sodahead.com
 
2014-08-06 12:25:51 AM

jaytkay: Gosling: I find it fascinating that the total watchlist population has 39,000 women

Are they hot?


Smokin'.  Some might say "Dangerously hot".
 
2014-08-06 12:27:02 AM

fusillade762: Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.


www.reactiongifs.us
 
2014-08-06 12:29:09 AM

cretinbob: [scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


I honestly don't know which misspelling is funnier. It's like ouroboros.
 
2014-08-06 12:29:24 AM

fusillade762: Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 12:30:55 AM

fusillade762: TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.


Thread locked, everyone go home.  The winner has been announced.
 
2014-08-06 12:31:28 AM
"...and that nearly 1,000 new names are added daily."
 
2014-08-06 12:36:54 AM

Mike_LowELL: fusillade762: TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.

Thread locked, everyone go home.  The winner has been announced.


i1103.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-06 12:36:57 AM
Bear in mind that the TIDE database is supposed to be our repository for International terrorism suspects.

This list is aside from the FBI's domestic Nationwide Suspicious Activity Reporting Initiative, now being sued by the ACLU, which sends its information to the NSA to punish people for taking photographs, buying computers online, and waiting for your mother to go to the bathroom.

Sleep well, citizen.
 
2014-08-06 12:37:16 AM

IlGreven: Also, here's a pissed off guy who wasn't associated with any terror group:


Rocky Marciano: Great white boxer hopers
Timothy McVeigh: Non muslim terrorist hopers
 
2014-08-06 12:37:18 AM
MyRandomName:

fusillade762: Terrorist Identities Datamart Environment (TIDE)

TIDE, for when you want to keep your country its whitest.

TIDE.... liberal Tides Foundation... Tide laundry soap is used in the drug trade... study it out.


'You know, my wife does all her laundry in tide.'

'Oh? Why is that?'

'Too damn cold outtide.'

/ R.I.P. Benny Hill and Henry McGee.
 
2014-08-06 12:37:55 AM
They're so scary that they wouldn't be a member of any terrorist group that would have them.
 
2014-08-06 12:40:03 AM

fusillade762: IIt's nice that we have photographic evidence he's in Hell.

it's right off of Satan's Facebook page. Are you kidding me, you haven't seen that? We've had about four threads about it.
 
2014-08-06 12:44:09 AM
New docs: NYC, Chicago, Houston, San Diego, and Dearborn, MI provide the most suspects.

Always suspected them for something like this all the death traps they have us in.

media4.s-nbcnews.com
 
2014-08-06 12:44:49 AM
I assume all American Muslims are in the lists.

I once lived in a house converted to apartments where below me were a  Black Muslim family. They were obnoxiously superior and the guy would occasionally loudly sing out calls to prayer (though not 5 times a day every day). Then I found in the trash a partially burned sheaf listing it looked like Muslim student organizations (maybe 15 pages). I thought of giving it to the FBI but I didn't dislike them enough enough to make their life hell.

Of the Muslim Americans I've socially interacted with (i.e. neighbors or coworkers not store clerks or cabbies) it seems like 50% are jerks, which is about the same percentage as dual citizenship Israeli Americans.

Do Israeli Americans automatically go on the watch lists?
 
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