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(The Raw Story)   Michelle Bachmann finally slips her last sprocket and slides completely off the rails as she calls for confiscation of private land along the US border, and a tax rate of 100% on all money transfers or remittances to solve the immigration crisis   (rawstory.com) divider line 129
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2014-08-05 03:52:07 PM  
I'd be for a heavy tax on fund transfers by illegal immigrants if American ex-patriates would be exempt from filing taxes overseas.
 
2014-08-05 03:55:37 PM  
Submit the same headline again with just a few more tags, subby.

Eventually the mods will admire your consistency and green it.

Or ban you. I don't know.
 
2014-08-05 04:04:06 PM  
I'd lmao if the feds claimed eminent domain in a 100-mile buffer zone along the border, only to tell the angry derp ranchers, "but you wanted us to do something, right?"
 
2014-08-05 04:08:56 PM  
Someone please drop a house on that b*tch
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2014-08-05 04:11:17 PM  
Sounds socialist.
 
2014-08-05 04:24:04 PM  

Rev.K: Submit the same headline again with just a few more tags, subby.

Eventually the mods will admire your consistency and green it.

Or ban you. I don't know.


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2014-08-05 04:29:17 PM  

Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission


Well don't I look like a dick.
 
2014-08-05 04:30:36 PM  
What about corporations, excuse me, persons that are engaged in inversion? Will they be required to pay said tax?
 
2014-08-05 04:31:32 PM  
That was probably not her last sprocket.
 
2014-08-05 04:33:28 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'd lmao if the feds claimed eminent domain in a 100-mile buffer zone along the border, only to tell the angry derp ranchers, "but you wanted us to do something, right?"


They can already search without warrant within 100 miles of the border
 
2014-08-05 04:44:53 PM  

Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.


Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.
 
2014-08-05 04:50:42 PM  

Serious Black: Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.

Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.

For as long as he's had to put up with seeing Michele naked, I bet everything looks like a dick to that chubby queen.
 
2014-08-05 04:51:25 PM  

ArkAngel: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'd lmao if the feds claimed eminent domain in a 100-mile buffer zone along the border, only to tell the angry derp ranchers, "but you wanted us to do something, right?"

They can already search without warrant within 100 miles of the border


Yep.  What I'm saying is, a full-on property takeover.  Buy the ranchers out (at half market value, to save taxpayer funds, of course) and turn that 100-mi zone into a no-mans land.

It's an extreme and insane solution, but that's what those guys wanted, right?  ;)
 
2014-08-05 05:28:41 PM  
Once again, I must call for immediately locking Michelle Bachmann in an outhouse and setting it on fire.
 
2014-08-05 05:31:48 PM  

Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.


i257.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-05 05:45:50 PM  
But if we stop the flow of undocumented children where will we get all our subjects for medical experiments?

"So here you could have this institution getting millions of dollars from our government to do medical experimentation and a kid can't even say no. It's sick."
 
2014-08-05 05:48:23 PM  
FTFA: "What I believe we should do is have a 100 percent tax on remittances, the money that illegal aliens send back to these countries."

How would such a tax be implemented? Taxing everyone using an ITIN? And how would remittances be reported...as "outcome" instead of "income?"
 
2014-08-05 05:48:35 PM  
My shiatty neighbors never want to pitch in to build a fence. This Michelle Bachmann solution could work. Republicans are something else.
 
2014-08-05 06:09:27 PM  

exick: Serious Black: Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.

Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.
For as long as he's had to put up with seeing Michele naked, I bet everything looks like a dick to that chubby queen.


He's probably only seen her once, while peeking out between his fingers.
 
2014-08-05 06:10:38 PM  

shanrick: exick: Serious Black: Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.

Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.
For as long as he's had to put up with seeing Michele naked, I bet everything looks like a dick to that chubby queen.

He's probably only seen her once, while peeking out between his fingers.


She's usually behind him
 
2014-08-05 06:38:25 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: shanrick: exick: Serious Black: Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.

Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.
For as long as he's had to put up with seeing Michele naked, I bet everything looks like a dick to that chubby queen.

He's probably only seen her once, while peeking out between his fingers.

She's usually behind him


I chortled.

/+1
 
2014-08-05 06:39:15 PM  
My cubicle neighbor at my new job must be a huge Bachmann fan - I hear a lot about this stuff. You know, like how 45,000 illegal immigrant children are actually drug traffickers in disguise and so on.

I find this ignorant use of the term "immigrant" annoying, since I have such acquaintances. What she and the critics mean to say is "illegal immigrants" although I suspect it probably accurately reflects what's in their hearts.
 
2014-08-05 06:39:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: shanrick: exick: Serious Black: Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.

Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.
For as long as he's had to put up with seeing Michele naked, I bet everything looks like a dick to that chubby queen.

He's probably only seen her once, while peeking out between his fingers.

She's usually behind him


post of the year candidate right there!  LMAO
 
2014-08-05 06:55:25 PM  
I wonder how many of these right-wing nutcases believe that illegally immigration has increased under Obama.
 
2014-08-05 06:58:58 PM  

revrendjim: I wonder how many of these right-wing nutcases believe that illegally immigration has increased under Obama.


All of them

/Obama personally paid them to assault the border
//and register to vote as Democrats
 
2014-08-05 07:19:54 PM  
have a 100 percent tax on remittances, the money that illegal aliens send back to these countries.

What if I want to send money to my cousin in Norway?
 
2014-08-05 07:23:30 PM  

vernonFL: have a 100 percent tax on remittances, the money that illegal aliens send back to these countries.

What if I want to send money to my cousin in Norway?


You'd have to prove your citizenship when you made the transfer.
 
2014-08-05 07:27:10 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You'd have to prove your citizenship when you made the transfer.


So, if Obama wanted to send money to his family in Kenya, he would have to produce a BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove his citizenship?

Checkmate, Libs.
 
2014-08-05 07:28:59 PM  
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This immigrant has sent $36 billion in remittances to its relatives in the Bahamas.
 
2014-08-05 07:29:05 PM  
That sounds like some extra big-ass government there, crazy-eyes.  Is it cool in this case because, you know, brown people?  How do you guys set the bar on this stuff?

Are there criteria besides skin tone, income level, sexual orientation, and women's health, or does that pretty much cover it?
 
2014-08-05 07:30:33 PM  

vernonFL: have a 100 percent tax on remittances, the money that illegal aliens send back to these countries.

What if I want to send money to my cousin in Norway?


I hear bitcoin is so hot right now
 
2014-08-05 07:31:30 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: revrendjim: I wonder how many of these right-wing nutcases believe that illegally immigration has increased under Obama.

All of them

/Obama personally paid them to assault the border
//and register to vote as Democrats


Not far off, over in freeper-ville they say they just take one illegal dude and shuffle him back and forth across the border, ticking up the count each time.
 
2014-08-05 07:35:03 PM  
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2014-08-05 07:37:44 PM  
Sure, we can start taxing those moving money out of the US economy.

Let's start with the businesses.
 
2014-08-05 07:38:39 PM  

Somacandra: FTFA: "What I believe we should do is have a 100 percent tax on remittances, the money that illegal aliens send back to these countries."

How would such a tax be implemented? Taxing everyone using an ITIN? And how would remittances be reported...as "outcome" instead of "income?"


More like "sales tax" not income tax. Consider a "fee".

It's a dumb idea though.
 
2014-08-05 07:39:37 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd be for a heavy tax on fund transfers by illegal immigrants if American ex-patriates would be exempt from filing taxes overseas.


So, can we have this same 100% tax apply to companies and rich assholes putting their money in overseas accounts?
 
2014-08-05 07:39:57 PM  
How do we know it won't work if we don't try it?
 
2014-08-05 07:42:01 PM  
Just annex everything all the way to the Panama Canal.

They all want to be Americans so bad let's just take it over.

Take their oil and put them on reservations. Build them some casinos, buy them some liquor, they'll be happy. We've done it before, it works. Promise.
 
2014-08-05 07:42:14 PM  
i1279.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-05 07:44:08 PM  

Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.


Don't feel bad.

i1279.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-05 07:46:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: shanrick: exick: Serious Black: Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.

Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.
For as long as he's had to put up with seeing Michele naked, I bet everything looks like a dick to that chubby queen.

He's probably only seen her once, while peeking out between his fingers.

She's usually behind him


I LOL'd.

Then I made the mistake of speculating whether you meant she was pegging him or whether the two of them were working a 2 headed dildo simultaneously.

Then I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2014-08-05 07:51:21 PM  
Now is time on Sprockets ven ve dance

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2014-08-05 07:54:07 PM  
Good Christ, which one of you people gave her the red pills?  I've left clear orders to give her the blue pills twice a day to keep her pacified.  The red pills make her go cray-cray.
 
2014-08-05 07:54:58 PM  
You people pretend to listen to the dumbest of you. What is really happening is your attention is controlled by these idiots while you choose to do nothing until your slice of prosperity is brought as low as the french peasants during Louis the 16th. You're the worst of humanity that always ends up forced to do something.
 
2014-08-05 07:56:45 PM  
Honestly, it's amazing that her head hasn't yet exploded from all the stored derp.....
 
2014-08-05 07:58:34 PM  
The lovely, beautiful wife of a friend of mine died of cancer over the weekend, and this miserable excuse for a human being continues to breathe.

No farking justice in this world.
 
2014-08-05 07:59:02 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: MaudlinMutantMollusk: shanrick: exick: Serious Black: Rev.K: Magorn: attached the wrong link last time so this is a repaired submission

Well don't I look like a dick.

Just to be sure, we should ask Marcus Bachmann if you look like a dick.
For as long as he's had to put up with seeing Michele naked, I bet everything looks like a dick to that chubby queen.

He's probably only seen her once, while peeking out between his fingers.

She's usually behind him

post of the year candidate right there!  LMAO


That Farker definitely pegged it.
 
2014-08-05 07:59:05 PM  
I think there should be a 100% tax a corndogs...
www.womeneatingsausages.com
 
2014-08-05 07:59:53 PM  

cchris_39: Just annex everything all the way to the Panama Canal.

They all want to be Americans so bad let's just take it over.

Take their oil and put them on reservations. Build them some casinos, buy them some liquor, they'll be happy. We've done it before, it works. Promise.


They have oil??
 
2014-08-05 08:00:02 PM  
I haven't read the thread yet, but in listening to that soundbite there is absolutely no question she suffering from a dissociative disorder or she under the influence of a mind altering substance. I am at the point of actually feeling sorry for her...she is unwell.

Why on earth she has ever been an elected official at any level or why on earth anyone thinks it is important to disseminate anything she has to say to the general public is absolutely beyond me.

Someone needs to pull her aside...for everyone's sake.
 
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