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(Daily Mail)   If there's anything that will scare a bear off you when it's mauling you it's a Justin Bieber ringtone. Definitely frightening   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2014-08-05 06:44:05 PM  
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The most frightening thing about this story is that this dude has a Justin Bieber ringtone on his phone.
 
2014-08-05 06:56:50 PM  

Beerguy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x698]

The most frightening thing about this story is that this dude has a Justin Bieber ringtone on his phone.


Wait... that's not the bear?
 
2014-08-05 07:03:21 PM  

Beerguy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x698]

The most frightening thing about this story is that this dude has a Justin Bieber ringtone on his phone.


'I know that sort of ringtone isn't to everyone's taste but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke,' he added.
 
2014-08-05 07:58:57 PM  
Now if we can just get the bear to maul Justin Bieber.
 
2014-08-05 07:59:16 PM  

fusillade762: Beerguy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x698]

The most frightening thing about this story is that this dude has a Justin Bieber ringtone on his phone.

'I know that sort of ringtone isn't to everyone's taste but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke,' he added.


Yeah, and she washed his clothes in honey water.

/she's a pistol.
 
2014-08-05 08:00:26 PM  
Isn't that ring tone a violation of the Geneva Convention?
 
2014-08-05 08:03:25 PM  
If there's anything that will scare a bear off you when it's mauling you it's a Justin Bieber ringtone. Definitely frightening

He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
 
2014-08-05 08:03:55 PM  
Having that ringtone is something he should have taken to the grave.
 
2014-08-05 08:16:48 PM  
Is that the northern Minnesota of Russia?
 
2014-08-05 08:17:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Beerguy: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x698]

The most frightening thing about this story is that this dude has a Justin Bieber ringtone on his phone.

Wait... that's not the bear?


You nearly owed me a keyboard for that one.
 
2014-08-05 08:55:01 PM  
But is it OK to have a club exclusively for bears or not?


/Do the mods have a bear fetish this evening?
 
2014-08-05 09:00:22 PM  
 Russian men buy lots of Justin Bieber ringtones. Putin has one. As a matter of fact, when he's alone at night, Putin puts on a Justin Bieber wig and prances around the room singing "Boyfriend". Pravda.
 
2014-08-05 09:08:46 PM  
Hmm, be mauled to death by a bear, or be known as the guy with the Justin Bieber ring tone?

I'll choose mauling.

/My ringtone is Dethklok, so at least it would be the most brutal, most metal death ever.
 
2014-08-05 09:25:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 09:40:25 PM  
Hah, the bear was embearrased for him.
 
2014-08-05 09:56:18 PM  
Perhaps the bear didn't want... bad taste in his mouth.


/YEEEEEAAAH
 
2014-08-05 10:17:24 PM  
The bear just correctly assumed that any grown man with a Bieber ringtone is CLEARLY not safe to eat.
I find it hysterical that after being mauled by a bear, the man still wants it understood that the ringtone was not of his choosing.
 
2014-08-05 10:41:14 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Wait... that's not the bear?


It's A bear... It's also a "before" pic; the "after" pic was NSFW.
 
2014-08-05 10:49:03 PM  

schubie: Is that the northern Minnesota of Russia?


Yakutsk Republic is like the Yukon of Russia.

It must suck to live there, get mauled by a bear, and realize you weren't killed at all, and in fact have twenty more years of living there to look forward to before the tuberculosis and alcohol finally gift you with the sweet release of death.

No wait, the Yukon is better than that. Much better TV for one thing.
 
2014-08-05 10:54:26 PM  
My buddy at work has four girls and for the past several years we've had to de-beiberize (wall paper, screen saver, etc.) the computers after "bring your daughter to work" day. I can commiserate with this guy.
 
2014-08-05 11:20:19 PM  
Was it Boyfriend? I love that song
 
2014-08-06 12:52:40 AM  
Baby, baby, baby, AAAAARGH!!
 
2014-08-06 01:39:54 AM  

Sum Dum Gai: Hmm, be mauled to death by a bear, or be known as the guy with the Justin Bieber ring tone?

I'll choose mauling.

/My ringtone is Dethklok, so at least it would be the most brutal, most metal death ever.


My ringtone is this. I doubt it would scare a bear.

Thankfully there just aren't that many bears around here.
 
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