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(Democratic Underground)   The Tea Party's brain trust has boiled down the complex political landscape into a choice everyone can understand   (democraticunderground.com) divider line 132
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2014-08-05 11:41:31 AM  
In looking for a picture of a patriotic transexual, I found this pic:

pbs.twimg.com

Its the Tea Party's worst nightmare.
 
2014-08-05 11:43:02 AM  
They ran short of wood is all.
 
2014-08-05 11:46:22 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: They ran short of wood is all.


They could have just tucked the rest under the back, or something.
 
2014-08-05 01:03:16 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: In looking for a picture of a patriotic transexual, I found this pic:

[pbs.twimg.com image 451x560]

Its the Tea Party's worst nightmare.


The South will rise again... and again... and again...
 
2014-08-05 01:06:46 PM  
Ordinarily I'd tend towards voting Lib but in this case I'd really have to see where the transformer stood on the big issues of the day before I made up my mind.
 
2014-08-05 01:07:34 PM  

quatchi: Ordinarily I'd tend towards voting Lib but in this case I'd really have to see where the transformer stood on the big issues of the day before I made up my mind.


Seriously Farkfilter? Really really?
 
2014-08-05 01:13:58 PM  
Turns out Mitch McConnell is a beautiful, vibrant woman.
 
2014-08-05 01:15:51 PM  
What does Ann Coulter have to do with it?
 
2014-08-05 01:16:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They ran short of wood is all.


That's what you get when midget trannies are painting your signs for you.
 
2014-08-05 01:16:54 PM  
There's some cute German trans pop star, so libety can wait.
 
2014-08-05 01:18:59 PM  
Did they transcribe that sign phonetically?
 
2014-08-05 01:19:09 PM  
Love it!

scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-08-05 01:20:26 PM  
Life, libety, and the pursuit of a penis.
 
2014-08-05 01:21:22 PM  
imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-08-05 01:21:36 PM  

quatchi: quatchi: Ordinarily I'd tend towards voting Lib but in this case I'd really have to see where the transformer stood on the big issues of the day before I made up my mind.

Seriously Farkfilter? Really really?


Optimus Prime believes in deregulating weigh stations on the highways and getting us into a war with the Decepticons.
 
2014-08-05 01:22:00 PM  
Yes, America, it's this:

i1048.photobucket.com


Or THIS:

i1048.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-05 01:22:05 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: In looking for a picture of a patriotic transexual, I found this pic:



Its the Tea Party's worst nightmare.


Add a buggywhip, handcuffs and some dirty talk about taxing the poor and it may actually be their greatest fantasy.
 
2014-08-05 01:23:19 PM  
Well, at least there is only one misspelling. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to misspell "transformer".
 
2014-08-05 01:24:06 PM  
Aaaand the sad spiral toward I Am Legend starts to pick up speed.
 
2014-08-05 01:25:18 PM  

JerkyMeat: Yes, America, it's this:

[i1048.photobucket.com image 480x640]


Or THIS:

[i1048.photobucket.com image 634x502]


That's a tough call. I love my country, but then again, Tim Curry is one of my all time favorite actors. Can I opt for both?
 
2014-08-05 01:26:12 PM  
www.jonnyrash.com
 
2014-08-05 01:26:25 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [pbs.twimg.com image 451x560]


Wat.
 
2014-08-05 01:26:26 PM  

Mikey1969: JerkyMeat: Yes, America, it's this:

[i1048.photobucket.com image 480x640]


Or THIS:

[i1048.photobucket.com image 634x502]

That's a tough call. I love my country, but then again, Tim Curry is one of my all time favorite actors. Can I opt for both?


pre-opt or post-opt?
 
2014-08-05 01:28:04 PM  
scienceblogs.com
 
2014-08-05 01:28:38 PM  
Tea Party Brain Trust?

Is that something like a million-person patriot protest made up of a few dozen people?
 
2014-08-05 01:29:16 PM  
paulboylan.files.wordpress.com
The best thing about this one is that the sign owner described himself as a "proud Sicilian".  Apparently, he had not heard of the Moors.
 
2014-08-05 01:30:11 PM  
To quote a friend of mine on this:


"I'm not sure what Libety is, but the alternative doesn't interest me at all.

If you're saying I HAVE to make a choice, give me Libety.  Or death.  Either one.  Just not the other thing."
 
2014-08-05 01:30:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 01:30:53 PM  
that cannot be real.  i laughed my ass off, but i refuse to believe that is a real sign.
 
2014-08-05 01:33:21 PM  
So Li Betty sounds like an Asian lady, but transformer? Anne Coulter maybe?
 
2014-08-05 01:33:25 PM  

Rapmaster2000:


Why is Obama in quotations? Is he suggesting that it's not his real last name? I mean, that kinda kills the whole Kenya link if Obama Sr isn't his actual father.
 
2014-08-05 01:33:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-05 01:36:58 PM  

I'M PEACHY, OBAMA!

 
2014-08-05 01:37:00 PM  

enderthexenocide: that cannot be real.  i laughed my ass off, but i refuse to believe that is a real sign.


You haven't been paying attention to the Teatards, have you?

aattp.org

illinois.edu
assets.nydailynews.com
brucegarrett.com

www.blogcdn.com

www.cityprofile.com

yep it's real

moar
 
2014-08-05 01:37:06 PM  
I can't believe this sign wasn't in my life before, but now I'm convinced!

Of what, I don't know.
 
2014-08-05 01:38:12 PM  
New keyboard, subby. Now!
 
2014-08-05 01:38:46 PM  
 
2014-08-05 01:39:54 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Rapmaster2000:

Why is Obama in quotations? Is he suggesting that it's not his real last name? I mean, that kinda kills the whole Kenya link if Obama Sr isn't his actual father.


He was trying to make a rhetorical "point."
 
2014-08-05 01:40:54 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Rapmaster2000:

Why is Obama in quotations? Is he suggesting that it's not his real last name? I mean, that kinda kills the whole Kenya link if Obama Sr isn't his actual father.


Some people seem to think that quotation marks signify emphasis.

thevisualcommunicationguy.com
 
2014-08-05 01:41:52 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Rapmaster2000:

Why is Obama in quotations? Is he suggesting that it's not his real last name? I mean, that kinda kills the whole Kenya link if Obama Sr isn't his actual father.


I'm hoping that guy is just trolling, because Jesus, that sign makes no sense at all.
 
2014-08-05 01:42:36 PM  

cretinbob: enderthexenocide: that cannot be real.  i laughed my ass off, but i refuse to believe that is a real sign.

You haven't been paying attention to the Teatards, have you?

[aattp.org image 500x333]

[illinois.edu image 288x230]
[assets.nydailynews.com image 347x475]
[brucegarrett.com image 494x327]

[www.blogcdn.com image 309x475]

[www.cityprofile.com image 463x302]

yep it's real

moar


That's a lot of infromed morans.
 
2014-08-05 01:43:45 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-05 01:46:21 PM  
It's an easy choice for most libs.

They hate liberty and are openly pro-transformer.
 
2014-08-05 01:46:35 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Rapmaster2000:

Why is Obama in quotations? Is he suggesting that it's not his real last name? I mean, that kinda kills the whole Kenya link if Obama Sr isn't his actual father.

Some people seem to think that quotation marks signify emphasis.

[thevisualcommunicationguy.com image 640x284]



I never realized that was a thing before I heard word crimes.
 
2014-08-05 01:46:38 PM  

Weatherkiss: quatchi: quatchi: Ordinarily I'd tend towards voting Lib but in this case I'd really have to see where the transformer stood on the big issues of the day before I made up my mind.

Seriously Farkfilter? Really really?

Optimus Prime believes in deregulating weigh stations on the highways and getting us into a war with the Decepticons.


NO BLOOD FOR ENERGON!
 
2014-08-05 01:50:07 PM  
The way that photo is taken, it looks like the owner is soliciting opinions as to what he should build on that site.

// a 100-foot transformer would be a sight to behold
// not knowing what a libety is, I'd imagine that a 100-foot one of them would be impressive as well
// maybe a website for left-leaning crafts/crafters - lib etsy?
 
2014-08-05 01:50:14 PM  
But don't forget, kids... even though college education is at a historically high percentage (meaning that less people, people from granny's generation, went to college - in 1947, just 5 percent of Americans 25 and older held degrees from four-year colleges. Now it's at around 30%), and Tea Party people are older than the median age of people in the country (they're Baby Boomers, and the median age is 37), somehow 37% of them claimed to be college grads when asked.

Poorly educated and full of bulls**t is no way to go through life, but that's what they've done. For a long, long time.
 
2014-08-05 01:50:47 PM  
Does libety have something to do with libations? Because if I choose that one I may end up with the other.
 
2014-08-05 01:51:29 PM  
An oldie but a goodie.

i595.photobucket.com

I know it's not misspelled but it's just as befuddling.
 
2014-08-05 01:51:49 PM  

cchris_39: It's an easy choice for most libs.

They hate liberty and are openly pro-transformer.


More than meets the eye.
 
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