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(PrankVideos.tv)   Excuse me, this bag of ice I bought here yesterday is defective   (prankvideos.tv) divider line 26
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4076 clicks; posted to Video » on 05 Aug 2014 at 4:31 PM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-05 03:41:29 PM  
He got a free bag of ice out of it.
 
2014-08-05 04:06:41 PM  
He brought the Sparkling Bag of Mineral Water to the company picnic.
 
2014-08-05 04:10:23 PM  
filled with head-y goodness!
 
2014-08-05 04:48:20 PM  
Clever idea, but not well executed.
 
2014-08-05 06:04:55 PM  
What would improve this video is if were set it to Seinfeld music and a Seinfeld laugh track.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-05 07:56:51 PM  
The sad truth of Poe's Law.
 
2014-08-05 08:07:34 PM  

EvilEgg: He got a free bag of ice out of it.


Seriously? Someone gave him free ice??!!!  I had to stop watching as soon as he reached the counter.  I worked a service / repair center counter for a while and some of the shiat people came up with...  one that stuck in mind was a woman bought a clearance VHS play-only, does not record, tape player.... then brings it in next day, not to front of store, but around back for repair so it will record. Then screams, threatens, and raised all kinds of hell because she, "can't record her stories!!!"
Didn't leave until manager told one of us to call police.
 
2014-08-05 08:44:28 PM  

TheMega: EvilEgg: He got a free bag of ice out of it.

Seriously? Someone gave him free ice??!!!  I had to stop watching as soon as he reached the counter.  I worked a service / repair center counter for a while and some of the shiat people came up with...  one that stuck in mind was a woman bought a clearance VHS play-only, does not record, tape player.... then brings it in next day, not to front of store, but around back for repair so it will record. Then screams, threatens, and raised all kinds of hell because she, "can't record her stories!!!"
Didn't leave until manager told one of us to call police.


I worked at a rental car joint in my younger days.  Same type of shifty crap goes on.

/A Dr. M. Cook, crazy biatch, still makes me drink
 
2014-08-05 08:54:23 PM  
In truth, it would be hard to decide which was stupider.  That the guy thought he was being clever and funny, or that Fark green-lit it.

Tough one, isn't it?
 
2014-08-05 10:07:47 PM  
Not a prank. Just someone being a douche
 
2014-08-05 11:56:27 PM  
None of you guys have ever heard of Tom Mabe? Really???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I

In any case, to those who are surprised that he got a free bag of ice... you've obviously never worked in retail. Sometimes it's much, much, MUCH better to simply let an idiot get his way and give him a free pass than confront him and fight it out for 15 minutes... especially considering that while you're dealing with the moron, other customers are not getting served, and some walk out, costing you MUCH more than one puny bag of ice.

/Been working retail 15 years.
 
2014-08-06 01:43:00 AM  

abhorrent1: Not a prank. Just someone being a douche


Hey, I have an idea! Let's find someone who gets shiat on all day at their job, and shiat on them!
 
2014-08-06 02:50:38 AM  
reads headline "this better not be..."

clicks link

*sigh*
 
2014-08-06 05:06:56 AM  
A bag of ice is way cheaper to write off than wasting time and other customers' time.
 
2014-08-06 05:10:53 AM  

Killroy69: None of you guys have ever heard of Tom Mabe? Really???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I



I find it difficult to believe that anyone other than Tom himself, or possibly his mother, would ask that question in that way.
 
2014-08-06 07:13:01 AM  
I wish tom mabe were still doing prank call albums, I like this comedy.
 
2014-08-06 08:29:09 AM  
I can guarantee that "prankster" has never had to work a crappy convenience store job.  And it's not a prank.  It's just a douche with a bag of water, which is kinda like a douche..
 
2014-08-06 09:22:56 AM  

Killroy69: None of you guys have ever heard of Tom Mabe? Really???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I

In any case, to those who are surprised that he got a free bag of ice... you've obviously never worked in retail. Sometimes it's much, much, MUCH better to simply let an idiot get his way and give him a free pass than confront him and fight it out for 15 minutes... especially considering that while you're dealing with the moron, other customers are not getting served, and some walk out, costing you MUCH more than one puny bag of ice.

/Been working retail 15 years.


I delight in beating the hell out of Lowe's and Home Depot.  Just buttonhole a manager, not a CSR, and walk him to he slightly defective merchandise, and ask for a floor discount - or show him what you're returning, and bag him with a story about how far out of your way you had to come, and how inconvenienced you were when the product didn't work.

Do not smile until you float your closing line.

Once got two very large, glazed plant pots, MSRP - $60 apiece.  My walk out price? - $5 for both.  One of them had a crack in the glaze.
 
2014-08-06 09:41:15 AM  
This was mildly funny. Nice concept, but the punchline was slow as fark, and with no mic for the employees, you couldn't tell what was being said half the time.

"I have the defective bag of ice."
'Mumble, mumble, mumble, ice?"
"Yeah, I bought it yesterday, and now it's water."
"Mumble, mumble,mumble,mumble"

And so on...
 
2014-08-06 10:10:17 AM  
"Hello Police.  We have a guy here acting real weird and crazy.  You might want to take him in for an evaluation."


Best prank reply.
 
2014-08-06 10:31:09 AM  
Can't watch it. I hate these "prank" videos where people eff with ordinary working people.

TMFT
 
2014-08-06 12:27:14 PM  

Braggi: "Hello Police.  We have a guy here acting real weird and crazy.  You might want to take him in for an evaluation."


Best prank reply.


Was thinking along the same lines.

"Dude, go the fark away, I'm busy working.  If you keep bothering me with your dumbass stunt Im calling the police."
 
2014-08-06 12:51:31 PM  
I used to work in a convenience store, and not only that, third shift.  The problem wasn't the dumb customers.  Oh, there were dumb customers, make no mistake about that.  The problem was the drunk customers.  As in, so drunk that they weren't really aware of where they were, or why, except they had a vague idea that they wanted Cheez-Whiz, but they had no money, or forgot what money was, so they would just sway in front of the counter for a while, half-heartedly reach into a pocket, take the hand back out empty, look at you, turn, and weave to their car.

I called the cops on the one guy, who did exactly this, not so much because of his "theft" as because I really didn't think he should be driving.  And about all the cops did was take him home (he was a well-known "local character").

Not even a week later, the power went out one night while I was working.  I saw a bright flash down the road where a transforner blew.  Yep, it was my Cheez-Whiz guy, he's crossed the line and slammed into a power pole, destroyed his truck, broke his jaw, which was wired shut.  And he would still come in every morning after that for his coffee.  And glare at me.
 
2014-08-06 01:41:42 PM  
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2014-08-06 08:06:57 PM  

Frozboz: I can guarantee that "prankster" has never had to work a crappy convenience store job.  And it's not a prank.  It's just a douche with a bag of water, which is kinda like a douche..


this video has eroded my intelligence. well, to be fair, fark does a good job of that in general, so i can't say i'm surprised.
 
2014-08-06 09:28:49 PM  

Kibbler: I used to work in a convenience store, and not only that, third shift.  The problem wasn't the dumb customers.  Oh, there were dumb customers, make no mistake about that.  The problem was the drunk customers.  As in, so drunk that they weren't really aware of where they were, or why, except they had a vague idea that they wanted Cheez-Whiz, but they had no money, or forgot what money was, so they would just sway in front of the counter for a while, half-heartedly reach into a pocket, take the hand back out empty, look at you, turn, and weave to their car.

I called the cops on the one guy, who did exactly this, not so much because of his "theft" as because I really didn't think he should be driving.  And about all the cops did was take him home (he was a well-known "local character").

Not even a week later, the power went out one night while I was working.  I saw a bright flash down the road where a transforner blew.  Yep, it was my Cheez-Whiz guy, he's crossed the line and slammed into a power pole, destroyed his truck, broke his jaw, which was wired shut.  And he would still come in every morning after that for his coffee.  And glare at me.


... and you weren't even supposed to work that day.
 
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