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(Yahoo)   What the right has been reduced to: Tucker Carlson's online rag is trying to gin up outrage that Malia Obama accidentally kicked someone in the crowd at Lollapalooza, and the Secret Service did NOTHING to restrain this dangerous thugette   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 104
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2014-08-05 09:42:25 AM  
Give it a rest. Obama is fair game, but he has tried very hard to keep his daughters out of the political nonsense...respect that.
 
2014-08-05 09:50:33 AM  
The bottom of the barrel, and about 6' of topsoil, was scraped to "write" that "article".
 
2014-08-05 09:58:53 AM  
I'm sure if I dug deeper, I would see what I'd feared, but the first few comments were actually reassuring.
 
2014-08-05 10:07:07 AM  
Going after his underage kids is really farking low. It's not like she's out there making a drunken spectacle of herself.
 
2014-08-05 10:10:36 AM  
Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza

I don't get it.
 
2014-08-05 10:14:05 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza

I don't get it.


That's code for "the author is a shiatstain."
 
2014-08-05 10:25:14 AM  
oh, and it's not like she's curb stomped the person.  most likely accidental when walking through a large crowd.  we've all done it.
 
2014-08-05 10:33:42 AM  
Tucker is a shiatstain.
 
2014-08-05 10:47:06 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza

I don't get it.


She should have kicked an illegal immigrant. That would have put this writer in a real quandary.
 
2014-08-05 11:16:35 AM  

mr_a: Give it a rest. Obama is fair game, but he has tried very hard to keep his daughters out of the political nonsense...respect that.


This is the same crowd that has repeated castigated Chelsea Clinton for not being a bubble headed
bleached blond bikini model.

Nothing is sacred to them.

/Wished he'd kicked Tucker Carlson in the ding-ding when he had the chance
 
2014-08-05 11:49:33 AM  
It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.
 
2014-08-05 11:53:08 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.


/herpderp

yeah!  on the tax payer's dime!  how much did we have to pay in secret service costs so princess 0blahma could listen to some music.  she should sit in her room, THAT WE PAY FOR and listen to it on a Victrola!

/herpderp
 
2014-08-05 11:54:02 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.


Yeah, this.  I'm surprised they let her go to something like that.  I imagine it took more than a few years off some Secret Service Agent's life trying to keep tabs on that crowd.
 
2014-08-05 11:55:30 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.

Yeah, this.  I'm surprised they let her go to something like that.  I imagine it took more than a few years off some Secret Service Agent's life trying to keep tabs on that crowd.


I can picture President Obama given Malia the speech Bartlet gave Zoey in the first season.
 
2014-08-05 11:58:29 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.


I was a few years older than Chelsea Clinton when her daddy was president, and it always made me happy to see her at the Local Ren Faire in full garb, having a grand old time (even if the Female secret service agent behind her  was NOT flattered by, or particularly happy wearing those heavy Renaissance velvets and brocades)

She was even offered a part in A Shakespeare play that was being performed one year but that was apparently a bit too much risk for the Secret Service to find acceptable
 
2014-08-05 12:00:37 PM  

ManateeGag: Doctor Funkenstein: Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.

Yeah, this.  I'm surprised they let her go to something like that.  I imagine it took more than a few years off some Secret Service Agent's life trying to keep tabs on that crowd.

I can picture President Obama given Malia the speech Bartlet gave Zoey in the first season.


Can you imagine what it would be like to be the poor SOB who didn't recognize her and offered her a hit of molly or a puff of his joint?
 
2014-08-05 12:34:17 PM  

Magorn: ManateeGag: Doctor Funkenstein: Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.

Yeah, this.  I'm surprised they let her go to something like that.  I imagine it took more than a few years off some Secret Service Agent's life trying to keep tabs on that crowd.

I can picture President Obama given Malia the speech Bartlet gave Zoey in the first season.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be the poor SOB who didn't recognize her and offered her a hit of molly or a puff of his joint?


I'd be surprised if the right wasn't sending people to bait her into doing something like that just to get the pictures.
 
2014-08-05 12:49:20 PM  
Yes, let's attack the President's kids. I'm sure that this cannot possibly backfire...
 
2014-08-05 12:49:59 PM  
Tucker Carlson is a weeping fissure on the perineum of journalism
 
2014-08-05 12:51:48 PM  
Malia should accidentally kick Tucker Carlton in the nuts for about 45 minutes.
 
2014-08-05 12:55:58 PM  
View Comments (12418)

Well then, I should probably not wade into that...
 
2014-08-05 12:56:31 PM  
Do they have a videotape of this incident?

/Why'd she do that?
 
2014-08-05 12:57:01 PM  

Headso: Malia should accidentally kick Tucker Carlton in the nuts for about 45 minutes.


How do we make this happen? Kickstarter or White House petition?
 
2014-08-05 12:57:26 PM  
The blood doesn't fall far from the crip.
 
2014-08-05 12:58:58 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza

I don't get it.


A white person.
 
2014-08-05 12:59:14 PM  

Headso: Malia should accidentally kick Tucker Carlton in the nuts for about 45 minutes.


It would take her at least that long to locate them.
 
2014-08-05 12:59:38 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Headso: Malia should accidentally kick Tucker Carlton in the nuts for about 45 minutes.

How do we make this happen? Kickstarter or White House petition?


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-08-05 12:59:45 PM  
I got kicked in the head by a crowd-surfer at the 94 Lollapalooza in the pit during the Beastie Boys set.  Thanks Malia!
 
2014-08-05 01:01:15 PM  
kicked an American in the head? did she break her foot?
 
2014-08-05 01:01:17 PM  
LOLLAPALOOGHAZI!
 
2014-08-05 01:01:32 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Headso: Malia should accidentally kick Tucker Carlton in the nuts for about 45 minutes.

How do we make this happen? Kickstarter or White House petition?


Why stop there? We charge people $20 to kick Tucker Carlson, and the proceeds go to helping the border refugee kids. We might raise that $3.7 billion in one go.
 
2014-08-05 01:01:36 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza

I don't get it.


BECAUSE WE CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMORE THANKS TO POROUSBORDER MCLAWLESS IN THE WHITEHOUSE HAW HAW.
 
2014-08-05 01:01:41 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.

Yeah, this.  I'm surprised they let her go to something like that.  I imagine it took more than a few years off some Secret Service Agent's life trying to keep tabs on that crowd.


Maybe. How many people would recognize her if they weren't told who she was or that she was going to be there?
 
2014-08-05 01:01:45 PM  
So do we call this Malialollabenghazigate?
 
2014-08-05 01:02:20 PM  
Wild assumption this was an accidental stepping on the back of a shoe or similar where Malia apologized because otherwise how would anyone know?
 
2014-08-05 01:02:34 PM  

Headso: Malia should accidentally kick Tucker Carlton in the nuts for about 45 minutes.


I highly doubt that he has any nuts to kick.
 
2014-08-05 01:02:48 PM  
Republican President (Dubya) - DONT MAKE FUN OF JENNA AND BARBERA BUSH. HAVE SOME RESPECT AND DECENCY IN MEDIA. LEAVE THEIR KIDS OUT OF IT.

Democratic President (Obama, Clinton) - LOOK AT WHAT IDIOTS THEIR KIDS ARE! STUPID SLUTS!

Sounds legit.
 
2014-08-05 01:02:52 PM  
LEAVE. THE. farkING. KIDS. ALONE.

Jeebus. It's not like they were walking down Pennsylvania Avenue open-carrying shotguns.
 
2014-08-05 01:03:27 PM  

Magorn: a hit of molly


Damn it, kids, what's wrong with calling it Ecstacy?
 
2014-08-05 01:03:34 PM  

Fart_Machine: So do we call this Malialollabenghazigate?


Malialollabinderghaziclipspicymustardarugulagate.
 
2014-08-05 01:03:58 PM  

vernonFL: Tucker Carlson is a weeping fissure on the perineum of journalism


I take great pleasure in the fact that he is where he is because of Jon Stewart schooling the ever-loving shiat out of him on his own show.

Yep, that face you see in the mirror is yours, Tucker, and your shiatty life wasn't a bad dream.
 
2014-08-05 01:04:24 PM  

Musikslayer: Headso: Malia should accidentally kick Tucker Carlton in the nuts for about 45 minutes.

I highly doubt that he has any nuts to kick.


On the contrary, I believe he has nuts to kick and there are some college students who are earning their way through college from the money he pays them to kick him in the nuts on Saturday nights.
 
2014-08-05 01:04:30 PM  

ManateeGag: Dusk-You-n-Me: It makes me happy that she's able to attend events that normal teenage girls are able to attend.

/herpderp

yeah!  on the tax payer's dime!  how much did we have to pay in secret service costs so princess 0blahma could listen to some music.  she should sit in her room, THAT WE PAY FOR and listen to it on a Victrola!

/herpderp


A victrola?  Those usually need restored (on hardworking American dimes).  She can listen to whatever Amy Carter left in the basement on 8-track and she can like it!  Anything more than that and she is a princess and/or enraptured by thug culture.
 
2014-08-05 01:04:42 PM  
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Plz headswap Mahlia Obama. Thx.
 
2014-08-05 01:05:05 PM  
Wow. I thought the headline was an exaggeration. Boy was I wrong.

Congratulations, republicans.
 
2014-08-05 01:05:19 PM  
Sounds like a hit piece against black people from the 1920s. All you need to make it complete are the words "hulking negress" and "pickaninies"
 
2014-08-05 01:06:58 PM  
Something tells me that Bridget Truskey is going to have the Twitchy Team and Breitbart shiatbags tearing her life apart for the next couple of days.  Not to mention the death threats.
 
2014-08-05 01:07:21 PM  
So she's a malevolent biatch who looks down on the "normal people" from her snobby perch up on Obama Hill.  Just like her daddy, amirite?
 
2014-08-05 01:07:46 PM  

wxboy: View Comments (12418)

Well then, I should probably not wade into that...


surprisingly, at least the first few I saw, were pretty calm and attacked the non-story aspect of the piece.
 
2014-08-05 01:07:53 PM  
I am glad Tucker is there to report the big news that someone bumped into someone at a festival of 300,000 people.
 
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