plushpuppy: I need this book. Can you imagine the look on the other parent's faces when my kid brings this book for open story time?
jake_lex: This sounds like a challenge is being thrown out to all the Farkers out there to come up with something way worse.
JonZoidberg: Oblig in any kids book thread:[weknowawesome.com image 605x720]
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Englebert Slaptyback: halfpastnvrOk, just curious, where is the dad's hand? He looks waaayyyy too happy. A little pocket pool perhaps?Yes, we saw that episode of 'John Oliver', too.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 300x413]
brap: plushpuppy: I need this book. Can you imagine the look on the other parent's faces when my kid brings this book for open story time?Yes I can.The knowingly sly exchanged look that says "Poor kid, I hope micropenis skips a generation."
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Private_Citizen: "My parents open marriage" had more shots for my money.
Thunderpipes: I think we should ban any mention of the Constitution of the US. It is dangerous for children to know anything about silly things like rights.
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