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(Metro)   Meet the bare-chested Russian Master Of Ducks   (metro.co.uk ) divider line 30
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5411 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2014 at 8:56 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-05 07:40:55 PM  
Oh, that Vladimir Putin, is there nothing he can't do?
 
2014-08-05 08:19:14 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-05 09:01:06 PM  
I've seen a large number of poorly choreographed duck rafts in my time, and as an Internet user, I can tell by the bills that this is fake.
 
2014-08-05 09:11:41 PM  
I don't know what subby is talking about but it sounds illegal.
 
2014-08-05 09:12:26 PM  
Pavlov's duck.
 
2014-08-05 09:13:33 PM  
Big deal

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-05 09:14:37 PM  
Was there duck butter?
 
2014-08-05 09:22:19 PM  
He mastered his duck.  He was the master of his own duck domain.

/no tengo nada
 
2014-08-05 09:23:03 PM  
I heard "bare-chested Russians" and arrived looked for Femen photos, but left disappointed.
 
2014-08-05 09:23:32 PM  
Reminds of the May Day parades.
 
2014-08-05 09:30:04 PM  
Imagine what he could do once he masters Canadian Geese. There will be no stopping him.
 
2014-08-05 09:32:59 PM  
Ring a few necks, ... ducks ain't stupid.
 
2014-08-05 09:35:39 PM  
The best part of TFA is not the video.  It's this.

i0.wp.com
Harry Redhead Metro News Reporter
http://metro.co.uk/author/harry-readhead/
 
2014-08-05 09:38:24 PM  
I'd be far more interested in this bare-chested Russian master of farks (nsfw obviously)
 
2014-08-05 09:38:56 PM  
To get the ducks to listen, do you have to be nice or ruffle a few feathers?

/I'll be here all week
 
2014-08-05 09:38:59 PM  
And the link broke... Nevermind.
 
2014-08-05 09:39:52 PM  
Oh, yes the "Russian persuasion" method. The last, most tardy duck, ends up on dinner table. It's simple but strangely effective. The remaining ducks follow him absolutely voluntarily.
 
2014-08-05 09:45:44 PM  
I don't care what was going on there, that was awesome.
 
2014-08-05 09:48:58 PM  

RoyBatty: Ring a few necks, ... ducks ain't stupid.


Aythya what you did there.
 
2014-08-05 09:51:20 PM  
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 10:31:00 PM  

The Slush: A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

[i.imgur.com image 500x370]


...

BAHAHAHA.

My week, you just made it.
 
2014-08-05 10:33:20 PM  
So 7 hours is the lead time between reddit and when fark copies their links.
 
2014-08-05 10:40:46 PM  
ok what is this WTFARK thing? And has anyone watched it? It looks like FarkTV (which was awful and not funny...)
 
2014-08-05 10:58:34 PM  

steamingpile: So 7 hours is the lead time between reddit and when fark copies their links.


Dude, you're a fanboy of Reddit.

That's like lvl 10 of pathetic. You must have grinded a lot.
 
2014-08-05 11:05:55 PM  
ring a dinner bell and the cows will come home too.
 
2014-08-05 11:16:25 PM  

The Flexecutioner: ring a dinner bell and the cows will come home too.


Or simply play a trombone.
 
2014-08-05 11:23:41 PM  

jaytkay: The Flexecutioner: ring a dinner bell and the cows will come home too.

Or simply play a trombone.


yeah i saw that.  id never heard Royals on a trombone before.
 
2014-08-06 01:48:11 AM  
Master of Ducks... sounds like a Duck Dynasty/Metallica mashup cover band.
 
2014-08-06 05:04:40 AM  
Philomir Robertsonski?
 
2014-08-06 08:43:05 AM  
this must putins master plan train the ducks to take over the world
 
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