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(Yahoo)   Hulk Hogan claims he was the one who sabotaged his daughter Brook's engagement: "I put a bullet in that really quick"   (celebrity.yahoo.com) divider line 60
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2014-08-05 09:54:11 AM  
I am a real American, my dick is an orange Pringles can
 
2014-08-05 10:11:02 AM  
Guess he doesn't want to share
 
2014-08-05 10:33:38 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Guess he doesn't want to share


The boyfriend or the daughter?
 
2014-08-05 10:44:47 AM  

grokca: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Guess he doesn't want to share

The boyfriend or the daughter?


max.wilsonsd.org:8080
 
2014-08-05 11:20:12 AM  
Is it just me, or does Hogan sound like a world class douche?
 
2014-08-05 11:21:50 AM  
oD Part 2?
 
2014-08-05 11:22:19 AM  

Trance750: Is it just me, or does Hogan sound like a world class douche?

d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2014-08-05 11:25:08 AM  
Watch old WCW Nitro and TNA Impact footage, and you have incontrovertible proof of Hulk Hogan's unique gift of sabotage.
 
2014-08-05 11:26:45 AM  

Flappyhead: oD Part 2?


???  OK so F & P got sniped for some reason.
 
2014-08-05 11:26:55 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Guess he doesn't want to share


Done in two....

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-05 11:32:57 AM  
Has Hulk figured out the difference between the Superdome and the Silverdome yet?


/brother
//jack
///dude
 
2014-08-05 11:35:36 AM  

eagles95: Has Hulk figured out the difference between the Superdome and the Silverdome yet?


No, but he was stupid enough to blame it on Stephanie McMahon.

/too damned full of himself.
 
2014-08-05 11:38:02 AM  
autoplaying video, don't click
 
2014-08-05 11:40:46 AM  
And by bullet he means 'orange pringles can' and by it he means 'her'.

I don't care if they've both been covered already this thread, saying it anyway.
 
2014-08-05 11:43:12 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:44:14 AM  
i.imgur.com

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2014-08-05 11:46:06 AM  
i.imgur.com

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2014-08-05 11:47:34 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 11:50:32 AM  
Hulk Hogan is one of those people who can use a lot of words but still not say a damn thing.

An unfortunate side effect from 12 years of head injuries, I'm sure.
 
2014-08-05 11:50:56 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 11:53:22 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Hulk Hogan is one of those people who can use a lot of words but still not say a damn thing.

An unfortunate side effect from 12 years of head injuries, I'm sure.


Only 12 large, brother?
 
2014-08-05 11:58:20 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 12:39:15 PM  
Sounds like my ex MIL about 3 years into my former marriage to her precious baby boy.

/she once called me a heathen biatch
// not to my face, of course; that simply isn't the Southern Christian way
 
2014-08-05 12:45:37 PM  

Gunny Highway: [i.imgur.com image 330x237]


That one really needs a LOLTNA caption.
 
2014-08-05 01:08:31 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: And by bullet he means 'orange pringles can' and by it he means 'her'.

I don't care if they've both been covered already this thread, saying it anyway.


I was going to make this joke but i was really late to the thread.
 
2014-08-05 01:13:54 PM  
That is a creepy, farked-up family, I don't care if you all used to worship him when he was Wrestlemania, or whatever he was in.

The Hulkster's ex-wife's 19-year-old ex-boyfriend (he was 19 when she was dating him) is now suing her for wages, since she used him like a slave. That's what he's claiming.
 
2014-08-05 01:15:13 PM  

cryinoutloud: That is a creepy, farked-up family, I don't care if you all used to worship him when he was Wrestlemania, or whatever he was in.

The Hulkster's ex-wife's 19-year-old ex-boyfriend (he was 19 when she was dating him) is now suing her for wages, since she used him like a slave. That's what he's claiming.


I will bow to your expertise of Hulk's shoot life.  Clearly you are paying attention.

And dude, it is Hulkamania.  Come on.
 
2014-08-05 02:52:32 PM  
When she was pimping her album years ago no radio station would let her in the door or play it until he went out on her promotional tour with her.
 
2014-08-05 02:58:32 PM  
Did Hogan really boast that he would've body slammed an NFL lineman?

Dude........
 
2014-08-05 03:20:40 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Guess he doesn't want to share

Done in two....

[i291.photobucket.com image 400x302]


Hulk rubs the lotion on her skin, then he gives Brook the hose, again.
 
2014-08-05 03:21:15 PM  

beerrun: Did Hogan really boast that he would've body slammed an NFL lineman?

Dude........


Brother!
 
2014-08-05 03:47:49 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: An unfortunate side effect from 12 years of head injuries, I'm sure.


What now?

Hogan was a terrible worker.  He once went 12 years without ever taking a bump.

/I said BUMP
 
2014-08-05 03:51:36 PM  

poot_rootbeer: The My Little Pony Killer: An unfortunate side effect from 12 years of head injuries, I'm sure.

What now?

Hogan was a terrible worker.  He once went 12 years without ever taking a bump.

/I said BUMP


Was a a bad worker or was he protected?  Or was it a bit of both?
 
2014-08-05 03:51:44 PM  
When Hulk Hogan claims to have done something, you can take that to the bank brother.
 
2014-08-05 04:06:05 PM  

Gunny Highway: poot_rootbeer: The My Little Pony Killer: An unfortunate side effect from 12 years of head injuries, I'm sure.

What now?

Hogan was a terrible worker.  He once went 12 years without ever taking a bump.

/I said BUMP

Was a a bad worker or was he protected?  Or was it a bit of both?


I've always said that "Rocky III" was equivalent to the next 20 years of his total workrate.
 
2014-08-05 04:09:19 PM  

Gunny Highway: [i.imgur.com image 600x341]

[i.imgur.com image 500x337]


It's kind of wierd how Brook Hogan sometimes looked like a drag-queen version of herself.
 
2014-08-05 04:12:13 PM  

buckeyebrain: Gunny Highway: poot_rootbeer: The My Little Pony Killer: An unfortunate side effect from 12 years of head injuries, I'm sure.

What now?

Hogan was a terrible worker.  He once went 12 years without ever taking a bump.

/I said BUMP

Was a a bad worker or was he protected?  Or was it a bit of both?

I've always said that "Rocky III" was equivalent to the next 20 years of his total workrate.


Whatever he did it sold, brother.

/He worked matches with Inoki in the early 80s in Japan
//probably a lot of punch and kicking and holds but the guy wasnt Beefcake
 
2014-08-05 04:20:54 PM  
Hogan was a much better worker in Japan. He's not freaking Kurt Angle, but he would work (and sell) a lot more there than he did here, and why not? Why do more than you need to?
 
2014-08-05 04:23:08 PM  
Nightmare Fuel...

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Chinception
 
2014-08-05 05:44:56 PM  
Hulk Hogan was the best at faking hurt so he would never have to lose his title legitimately. Heck at Starcade 97 he payed the ref to mess up a count so he could make Sting look.worse than him.
 
2014-08-05 06:03:53 PM  

Dahnkster: Nightmare Fuel...

  

Chinception


Gah!
 
2014-08-05 06:04:45 PM  
Hogan has never confessed to his homosexual love affair with Brutus Beefcake, has he?
 
2014-08-05 07:31:17 PM  
The worst thing about Hulk Hogan is the way he (metaphorically) pops out a huge turd in any pool he gets invited to swim in, with the full consent and support of the pool owners.

Oh you had a decent push going and were putting asses in seats?  Sorry, Hogan's here now and he says what's best for business is for you to get squashed by Brian Knobbs followed by a 20-minute stream-of-consciousness promo.
 
2014-08-05 09:18:21 PM  

poot_rootbeer: The worst thing about Hulk Hogan is the way he (metaphorically) pops out a huge turd in any pool he gets invited to swim in, with the full consent and support of the pool owners.

Oh you had a decent push going and were putting asses in seats?  Sorry, Hogan's here now and he says what's best for business is for you to get squashed by Brian Knobbs followed by a 20-minute stream-of-consciousness promo.


Those promos are great! You can take a dump, shower, have your wench make you sammich, and still not miss a damn think.
 
2014-08-05 10:47:01 PM  
Quote can't be real as it didn't include the word "brother."

Also would have accepted "dude."

/brother
 
2014-08-05 11:29:17 PM  
Just pissed someone beat me to the 9/11 image.

/Must. Be. Quicker. Next. Time.
 
2014-08-06 07:06:59 AM  

poot_rootbeer: The worst thing about Hulk Hogan is the way he (metaphorically) pops out a huge turd in any pool he gets invited to swim in, with the full consent and support of the pool owners.

Oh you had a decent push going and were putting asses in seats?  Sorry, Hogan's here now and he says what's best for business is for you to get squashed by Brian Knobbs followed by a 20-minute stream-of-consciousness promo.


Isn't that what Steve Austin said when he left WCW?
 
2014-08-06 07:34:57 AM  
I don't get it... maybe somebody can enlighten me onm this, but how did Hogan get SO over with the fans? It's not as if he was the most gifted athlete, and his skills on the mic were even worse

Yet people treated him as if he was some kind of deity
 
2014-08-06 08:22:50 AM  

Trance750: I don't get it... maybe somebody can enlighten me onm this, but how did Hogan get SO over with the fans? It's not as if he was the most gifted athlete, and his skills on the mic were even worse

Yet people treated him as if he was some kind of deity


Hulkamania, brother.  If you werent around for it, it is hard to explain.  If you were around for it and dont get it, it is hard to explain.
 
2014-08-06 08:50:38 AM  

Trance750: I don't get it... maybe somebody can enlighten me onm this, but how did Hogan get SO over with the fans? It's not as if he was the most gifted athlete, and his skills on the mic were even worse

Yet people treated him as if he was some kind of deity


He had the right character (patriotic golden boy) for the right time.  Cable was becoming a driving force.  Also, apparently Cyndi Lauper and WWE has a big tie in and that brought in the MTV crowd.  All of these things together were the perfect storm for Hulk Hogan.
 
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