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(WNYY Radio)   To celebrate the fact that you are more likely to be killed by a shark than by Ebola, here are 25 things more likely to kill you than a shark   ( ) divider line
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2014-08-05 10:46:29 AM  
Falling coconuts cause about 150 deaths annually.

That's most likely because of the proliferation of European swallows.
2014-08-05 11:02:12 AM  
What if the shark has Ebola?
2014-08-05 02:04:20 PM  
26.  Being married to my ex-wife.
2014-08-05 04:22:36 PM  
Bee stings - I have been stung over dozen times in my life including 3 or times in the last 10 years .I never had any problems. It hurts a little and is then slightly annoying for a few days. Last summer I was stung and 15 minutes later my vision started to go black around the edges, I felt feverish and my heart started beating rapidly. I didn't pass all the way out , but came real close. Now I carry an Epi-pen when I walk my dogs so I can make sure I can get them somewhere safe if I am stung again. If I don't have my dogs with me then I don't give a fark because of reason 26 stated above.
2014-08-05 09:00:02 PM  
Yeah, but how would you rather check out?
This way?
Or this way?
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