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(Huffington Post)   "Mr. Ambassador, did your country spy on Secretary Kerry and then send those tapes to Russia?" "What? I can't hear you?" "Mr. Ambassador, you were *just* speaking to us," "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 48
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2014-08-05 09:44:13 AM
Worst allies ever.
 
2014-08-05 09:51:30 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-05 10:02:48 AM
Diplomatic immunity!
 
2014-08-05 10:11:04 AM
Saying "we have only 10 seconds" was mistake.
/Apparently
 
2014-08-05 10:17:23 AM
Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.
 
2014-08-05 10:23:35 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.


MJ?

Michael Jordan?
Mary Jane?
 
2014-08-05 10:30:32 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.


3/10. Needs to focus more on a single target.
 
2014-08-05 10:35:26 AM
"...I'm sorry."

Not sorry enough yet.
 
2014-08-05 10:44:39 AM
Reagan did it also.
 
2014-08-05 10:51:32 AM

dr_blasto: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.

MJ?

Michael Jordan?
Mary Jane?


If you RTFA you'd see this was referencing a Morning Joe interview.
 
2014-08-05 10:54:38 AM

BalugaJoe: Reagan did it also.



He spied on the US? That lousy so-and-so.
 
2014-08-05 10:57:00 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: dr_blasto: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.

MJ?

Michael Jordan?
Mary Jane?

If you RTFA you'd see this was referencing a Morning Joe interview.


RTFA is overrated. Especially if we're talking about the confluence of fail of Joe Scarborough and Huffpo.
 
2014-08-05 10:57:16 AM
The next time an Israeli shill shows up on a news network and makes noises about freeing Jonathan Pollard the person they are talking to should try this on-air.

Sorry, what's that? You're breaking up. Guess we have to end here then. *throw to commercial*
 
2014-08-05 11:00:07 AM

dr_blasto: IamKaiserSoze!!!: dr_blasto: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.

MJ?

Michael Jordan?
Mary Jane?

If you RTFA you'd see this was referencing a Morning Joe interview.

RTFA is overrated. Especially if we're talking about the confluence of fail of Joe Scarborough and Huffpo.


I would agree with you regarding the fail synergy.
 
2014-08-05 11:20:08 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Worst allies ever.


What bothers me is that people act like WE should be sucking up to THEM.  They mostly take from us and give us nothing in return, but they still treat our leaders like dirt.  The amount of disrespect that Israel shows America and American Presidents is astonishing.

I'd love to see a President just cut them off and wait for them to start begging, or at least acting a bit more polite.  They need to be reminded who owes whom their very existence as a state.
 
2014-08-05 11:20:30 AM
Someone had to get to the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2014-08-05 11:20:30 AM
girltomom.com

USA: Where did you get that?
Israel: From you, Dad, I learned it from watching you!
 
2014-08-05 11:22:10 AM
Oh please, like we don't spy on them too and share that with countries like Saudi Arabia (the Snowden documents showed how much we were spying on Israel and their leadership, so this is just returing the favor). Big deal, It's not like Obama and Kerry are their friend anyway, congress is, but not the executive branch. I mean they advocate the worst plans for Israel that also don't solve anything. Besides Israel gives the US military a listening post near the red sea so we can know what it going on in that region.

Big deal, besides Oren is no longer the ambassador, he's not even considered an insider with the government, he only got the job to accomodate the moderates, but he was not part of Bibi's brain trust like the current ambassador. So now you want the ex-ambassador, who is considered a outsider in the government to explain what the heck is going on. Yeah, great thinking there
 
2014-08-05 11:22:13 AM
Not even an original move.

Spikes Like Us - Press Conference
 
2014-08-05 11:23:53 AM

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 400x236]

I think you can deactivate the "Amplifier" function on this one.
 
2014-08-05 11:25:24 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.


Kind of funny that yesterday Israel firsters were commending the action and saying Putin would be a better ally.

Collaborate with your peers a bit, let us know which way you want to go on that.
 
2014-08-05 11:26:20 AM

vernonFL: Diplomatic immunity!


i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-05 11:28:58 AM

Snarfangel: BalugaJoe: Reagan did it also.


He spied on the US? That lousy so-and-so.


Cold have been a possibility when he started hiding his own Easter eggs.
 
2014-08-05 11:30:07 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 11:32:45 AM
With the amount of spying our government is doing on our OWN people, let alone other governments, I don't see how we can really be offended when it comes back on us.
 
2014-08-05 11:36:16 AM

You Are All Sheep: With the amount of spying our government is doing on our OWN people, let alone other governments, I don't see how we can really be offended when it comes back on us.


Because ... Jaysus. Oh and In God We Trust. Oh and 'Murica.

Got it?
 
2014-08-05 11:43:03 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: dr_blasto: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.

MJ?

Michael Jordan?
Mary Jane?

If you RTFA you'd see this was referencing a Morning Joe Squint and the Meat Puppets interview.


FTFY.
 
2014-08-05 11:55:20 AM
bighugelabs.com
 
2014-08-05 11:57:26 AM

BalugaJoe: Reagan did it also.


And it was cheap, sh*tty stunt THEN, too.
 
2014-08-05 11:58:13 AM
blogs.baruch.cuny.edu

Nevar forget!

/Just seemed like a good time to fuel the flames
 
2014-08-05 12:15:46 PM

GameSprocket: [blogs.baruch.cuny.edu image 800x206]

Nevar forget!

/Just seemed like a good time to fuel the flames


In fairness they thought the Liberty was an Egyptian ship and they did apologize for the mistake.

/mulligan
 
2014-08-05 12:34:30 PM

squidloe: GameSprocket: [blogs.baruch.cuny.edu image 800x206]

Nevar forget!

/Just seemed like a good time to fuel the flames

In fairness they thought the Liberty was an Egyptian ship and they did apologize for the mistake.

/mulligan


Which part of "fuel the flames" are you not familiar with? Now I have to start over.

Picard would kick Kirk's ass!
 
2014-08-05 12:44:41 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Yeah,there's only one explanation for that. I was watching MJ this morning and every overseas feed they had sucked resulting in aborted interviews, but I'm sure that in this instance it was proof positive to all of our Israel haters that he was admitting that Israel's thrown in with Putin against the USA.


Interesting how not being particularly supportive of Israel is always the same as being an Israel hater or a closet Nazi.  I wonder why that is?
Perhaps if the US didn't give 95% of it's foreign aid to Israel, some people would have a different feeling about how that country spies on us.

If it makes you feel better to think that maybe people would want a better deal for our money is the same as hating, well then you go ahead feeling better about yourself.
 
2014-08-05 12:49:42 PM
Israel is nobody's friend. If Israel were an ice cream flavor, they'd be pralines and dick.

/but their female soldiers make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
//lets see if they can hear after cutting their ~3 billion in aid and freezing all their 'charity' bank accounts and maybe do an audit of it all
 
2014-08-05 01:00:35 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Israel haters


No, no, no. You're supposed to call us anti-Semites. Because if we don't support every single thing Israel does, we must hate the Jews. They just killed 1500+ people, mostly civilians, with our weapons and tax dollars. We have a right to be a little concerned.
 
2014-08-05 02:25:29 PM
Before I clicked on the article, I thought, "C'mon! Of course the Russian Ambassador is doing this. That's part of the job. How can anyone really be in a swivet about this?"

Then I saw it was Israel's ambassador. It's a big deal. And it should be an expensive deal for them, too. But, on the bright side, we just made up the budget gap for food stamps and the border crisis!
 
2014-08-05 02:56:28 PM

GameSprocket: Picard would kick Kirk's ass!


It's because Kirk was cut so was less of man than intact Picard.
 
2014-08-05 03:09:29 PM

shower_in_my_socks: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Israel haters

No, no, no. You're supposed to call us anti-Semites. Because if we don't support every single thing Israel does, we must hate the Jews. They just killed 1500+ people, mostly civilians, with our weapons and tax dollars. We have a right to be a little concerned.


The secret to Zionism's success has been conflating any and all criticism of Israel with anti-Semitism (even though the Palestinians are also Semitic people), thereby making their critics too apprehensive to speak out.

Zionists have used the Holocaust the same way neocons have used September 11th: As a be-all/end-all justification for their actions.

thedailyblog.co.nz
 
2014-08-05 03:35:03 PM

jedihirsch: Oh please, like we don't spy on them too and share that with countries like Saudi Arabia (the Snowden documents showed how much we were spying on Israel and their leadership, so this is just returing the favor). Big deal, It's not like Obama and Kerry are their friend anyway, congress is, but not the executive branch. I mean they advocate the worst plans for Israel that also don't solve anything. Besides Israel gives the US military a listening post near the red sea so we can know what it going on in that region.

Big deal, besides Oren is no longer the ambassador, he's not even considered an insider with the government, he only got the job to accomodate the moderates, but he was not part of Bibi's brain trust like the current ambassador. So now you want the ex-ambassador, who is considered a outsider in the government to explain what the heck is going on. Yeah, great thinking there


When Israel pays all its own bills like a big boy, then they can act as though we are equals. We can spy on it all we want to protect our investment and they should just farking take it. It's not a two way street.
 
2014-08-05 05:01:08 PM
Kick them off the American teat now!!!
 
2014-08-05 05:12:00 PM
Israel has been selling US military secrets to the Russians since the 60's.  They've been selling military technology to the Chinese as well for a few decades now.  This isn't exactly a big surprise.

shiat, look at all the people we have in jail for spying on US for Israel.
 
2014-08-05 05:15:53 PM

hillbillypharmacist: Worst allies ever.


"Allies," my ass.
 
2014-08-05 06:52:14 PM
Explain to me again why we prop up this farkstain of a government with billions of US taxpayer money...?

/All anti-semites hate the Israeli government, but not all haters of the Israeli government are anti-semites... unless you are biased or dumb enough to think so.
 
2014-08-05 08:48:06 PM
Don't worry, AIPAC will ensue that Congress continues to fellate Israel no matter what they do to fark us over.
 
2014-08-05 08:48:45 PM

bronyaur1: Explain to me again why we prop up this farkstain of a government with billions of US taxpayer money...?

/All anti-semites hate the Israeli government, but not all haters of the Israeli government are anti-semites... unless you are biased or dumb enough to think so.


See my last post.
 
2014-08-05 09:20:15 PM
CNN: "Can you hear us?"
Israeli: "No. I can not hear you."
 
2014-08-05 10:10:11 PM

bronyaur1: Explain to me again why we prop up this farkstain of a government with billions of US taxpayer money...?



Because the US didn't get involved in WWII until a non-white nation attacked it, despite knowing what was going on in Europe.

Personally, I think that Germany should have land taken from them to create a new homeland.  Bavaria had a hell of a lot more to do with the Holocaust than Palestine did, and the Old Testament isn't a real-estate deed.
 
2014-08-06 01:23:33 AM

Stopheles: bronyaur1: Explain to me again why we prop up this farkstain of a government with billions of US taxpayer money...?


Because the US didn't get involved in WWII until a non-white nation attacked it, despite knowing what was going on in Europe.

Personally, I think that Germany should have land taken from them to create a new homeland.  Bavaria had a hell of a lot more to do with the Holocaust than Palestine did, and the Old Testament isn't a real-estate deed.


Nah, move them to the middle of Nevada. For laughs.
 
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