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(WTVR)   Watch that tongue dude. Man charged with violating 'French Kiss' law   (wtvr.com) divider line 27
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2014-08-05 08:48:25 AM  
I always thought of Kissexy as a french kiss.

www.panorama.it

I could be wrong though.
 
2014-08-05 09:58:48 AM  
Del. Riley Ingram (R - Chesterfield, Henrico, Prince George and Hopewell) sponsored the 2008 bill. He said he believed this was the first time anyone had been arrested for breaking the law he helped pass.
"The one about French kissing?" Del. Ingram replied when asked about it over the phone. "Holy shiat, someone got arrested for that? I wasn't serious when I wrote it. It was on a dare. Geez."
 
2014-08-05 11:45:53 AM  
That's "FREEDOM KISS", Benedict Arnold-mitter!

//'MURICA!!
 
2014-08-05 11:46:13 AM  
I've got to say, the law seems a lot less strange than an adult frenching a 12-year-old. That's atrocious.
 
2014-08-05 11:46:14 AM  
Honestly, he was really arrested for being a pedophile. He was tounging an underaged girl.
 
2014-08-05 11:46:22 AM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-05 11:46:29 AM  
"But daddy says I'm the best."

/wonder if that line gets edited for TV
 
2014-08-05 11:48:01 AM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2014-08-05 11:48:36 AM  

Loaf's Tray: That's "FREEDOM KISS", Benedict Arnold-mitter!

//'MURICA!!


2 minutes, i b slo


Her come the Tongue, Here come the Tongue, All rise, Here come the Tongue
 
2014-08-05 11:50:19 AM  
A 21 year old french kissed a 12 year old-I just threw up in my mouth a little
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-05 11:53:51 AM  
Dude is bad at math.

/  21/2+7=17.5
 
2014-08-05 11:56:37 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: "But daddy says I'm the best."

/wonder if that line gets edited for TV


33.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-05 01:05:31 PM  
I always associate "French Kiss" with this song by Lil Louis.  Despite a lack of lyrics and no video, probably still NSFW.
 
2014-08-05 01:17:46 PM  
www.rocknationradio.com
 
2014-08-05 01:19:10 PM  
They make kissing sound so.... Icky.
 
2014-08-05 01:43:29 PM  

skinink: Honestly, he was really arrested for being a pedophile. He was tounging an underaged girl.


He's gonna be tounging some black dude's asshole with jelly.
/Or syrup. I prefer syrup.
 
2014-08-05 02:22:58 PM  
If previous pedophile laws only touched on private parts then I can see the use for this one. French kissing may be a low rung on the sexual ladder, but it's still on there.
 
2014-08-05 03:28:37 PM  
Shoulda used "church tongue."
 
2014-08-05 04:07:36 PM  
thefunniestpictures.com
 
2014-08-05 04:16:41 PM  
"Any person 18 years of age or older who, with lascivious intent, kisses a child under the age of 13 on the mouth while knowingly and intentionally penetrating the mouth of such child with his tongue is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor."

Sounds like they never plan on prosecuting  a woman for it.
 
2014-08-05 04:54:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
Disapproves.
 
2014-08-05 06:00:10 PM  
I would like more information on the situation surrounding the French kiss. I consider that to be pretty sexual in nature and for the most part that is a lead up to sexual activity. I kiss normally for the most part.
 
2014-08-05 07:09:14 PM  

Profedius: I would like more information on the situation surrounding the French kiss. I consider that to be pretty sexual in nature and for the most part that is a lead up to sexual activity. I kiss normally for the most part.


For the most part?

WTF?!?!
 
2014-08-05 09:18:58 PM  
"Any person 18 years of age or older who, with lascivious intent, kisses a child under the age of 13 on the mouth while knowingly and intentionally penetrating the mouth of such child with his tongue is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor. "

Two questions

1. How can they prove this french kiss was lascivious? It seems like a little loophole. I don't think people over 18 should be french kissing 12 year olds with or without lascivious intent.

2. Why is the cut off range only under 13. 50 year old guy could be french kissing a 13 year old and wouldn't be breaking this law.I think a 17 year old should be able to french an 18 year old, so we don't want to just say under 18, but 50 and 13 should be illegal still.
 
2014-08-06 09:30:15 AM  
Started reading the article thinking "here we go again with archaic Virginia morality laws" then got to the 21/12 split and went all Imokwiththis.jpg
 
2014-08-06 09:41:12 AM  

BigChad: Profedius: I would like more information on the situation surrounding the French kiss. I consider that to be pretty sexual in nature and for the most part that is a lead up to sexual activity. I kiss normally for the most part.

For the most part?

WTF?!?!


What is the question? I am saying that I only French kiss a woman when it is leading up to sex or during sex, otherwise it is just a normal no tongue kiss. There have been times where I have French kissed and it wasn't a sexual encounter, but not with an under age girl.
 
2014-08-06 11:54:50 AM  

MythDragon: skinink: Honestly, he was really arrested for being a pedophile. He was tounging an underaged girl.

He's gonna be tounging some black dude's asshole with jelly.
/Or syrup. I prefer syrup.


Don't.  stop.
 
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