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(KSAT San Antonio)   Texas woman looks a little drained after setting a Guiness World Record by donate over 400 gallons of breast milk   (ksat.com) divider line 79
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2014-08-05 09:04:13 AM  
She was producing just over a full gallon of breast milk every day.  That's enough for five babies at their peak.  Good for her, I mean, great for her and that donation will really benefit a lot of kids!

That's just so much pumping, bagging, labeling, storing, et cetera.
 
2014-08-05 09:04:30 AM  
I don't think babbies should be drinking stout beer.
 
2014-08-05 09:11:24 AM  

zamboni: I don't think babbies should be drinking stout beer.


Oh relax.  They do get a bar towel, too.
 
2014-08-05 09:25:56 AM  
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
 
2014-08-05 11:04:01 AM  
Conjugating verbs is for homos anyway...
 
2014-08-05 11:05:07 AM  

Loaf's Tray: Conjugating verbs is for homos anyway...


+1
 
2014-08-05 11:07:15 AM  
She says she averaged about 130 ounces a day.

She must hook up an IV to stay hydrated.
 
2014-08-05 11:07:29 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:08:23 AM  
In a row?
 
2014-08-05 11:08:33 AM  
I always like to drink from the tap.
 
2014-08-05 11:08:46 AM  
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/just sayin'
 
2014-08-05 11:09:07 AM  
I keep telling people, Alicia Silverstone won't buy your breastmilk unless it's from a vegan donor, that's the whole point of the business she advocates.
 
2014-08-05 11:10:40 AM  
Pshht... These ladies could do that w/o breaking a sweat....

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I will however, "sweat" watching them.....
 
2014-08-05 11:10:47 AM  
What is the big deal? There are a lot of cows in Texas...
*shrug*
 
2014-08-05 11:11:59 AM  
Try not to donate any breast milk on your way to the parking lot!!

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2014-08-05 11:12:59 AM  
Pic of record-setting donor:
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2014-08-05 11:13:05 AM  
Ah, life-giving orbs!  We shall be forever drawn nigh.
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2014-08-05 11:13:57 AM  
Was she treated with rBGH?
 
2014-08-05 11:14:34 AM  
So...how many jugs is that?
 
2014-08-05 11:14:39 AM  
I probably could do that.
 
2014-08-05 11:14:43 AM  
With that grasp of the English language, Subby must also be from Texas.

Seriously...  What is it with this place, lately?  Just about every headline is some barely comprehensible mess of broken English.  Put some effort into it, people. Clean it up!  If we don't, people are going to start calling us FarkChan.
 
2014-08-05 11:15:07 AM  

give me doughnuts: Pic of record-setting donor:


Careful, you might turn this into a big breasted bovine furry thread.

/not that it's a bad thing
 
2014-08-05 11:15:19 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:15:53 AM  

factoryconnection: She was producing just over a full gallon of breast milk every day.  That's enough for five babies at their peak.  Good for her, I mean, great for her and that donation will really benefit a lot of kids!

That's just so much pumping, bagging, labeling, storing, et cetera.


Nah, I think they used an automated system.

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2014-08-05 11:17:32 AM  
myfAuLT:


Let's try that again.

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2014-08-05 11:17:44 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:18:23 AM  
I read that as she produced 300 gallons of Guinness. Imagine how popular she would be on St Patty's Day?
 
2014-08-05 11:18:30 AM  

Literally Addicted: So...how many jugs is that?


Two.  But they are real prizewinners.
 
2014-08-05 11:18:50 AM  
RIP Patsy Byrne
 
2014-08-05 11:21:03 AM  

Percise1: What is the big deal? There are a lot of cows in Texas...
*shrug*


Not cows. Steers and queers, and I don't hear you mooing.

/then again you're probably not from Texas
//too lazy to glance at profile
 
2014-08-05 11:21:57 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:22:19 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:22:55 AM  
FTFA: "KXAS-TV reports that Ogletree donated more than 53,000 ounces in March"

A wonderful example of an extremely poorly written sentence.
Unless she was pouring at a rate of 1,710 oz per day (13.4 gallons), I think they meant it was reported in March that she donated 53,000 ounces over the past four years.

I think there are probably some Japanese manga cartoons that show 13.4 gallons shooting out a breast, but I somewhat doubt real life is quite like that.
 
2014-08-05 11:25:17 AM  

GoldDude: FTFA: "KXAS-TV reports that Ogletree donated more than 53,000 ounces in March"

A wonderful example of an extremely poorly written sentence.
Unless she was pouring at a rate of 1,710 oz per day (13.4 gallons), I think they meant it was reported in March that she donated 53,000 ounces over the past four years.


Just looking that up, because yes, FOUR GALLONS A DAY does seem a little impossible given that she's normal size and all. This article is better -http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Denton-Woman-Makes-Record-Breaking -Do nation-of-Breast-Milk-252785721.html  - and it still has her at a gallon a day, pretty remarkable.

I think there are probably some Japanese manga cartoons that show 13.4 gallons shooting out a breast...

Yes. Yes there are.
 
2014-08-05 11:26:35 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:28:07 AM  
So, is this a boob thread or a Guinness thread?!?
 
2014-08-05 11:28:25 AM  
It takes a hell of a woman to embarass a Jersey milk cow.
 
2014-08-05 11:30:12 AM  
I'm calling bullshiat and think that the Guiness folks have been had.
 
2014-08-05 11:31:19 AM  
A little more realistic depiction.


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2014-08-05 11:31:49 AM  
A friend of my daughter's, her name's Katie,  just set the record for most Girl Scout cookies sold. Katie and this lady need to team us, cause there's nothing like cookies and milk.
 
2014-08-05 11:33:09 AM  

NightOwl2255: A friend of my daughter's, her name's Katie,  just set the record for most Girl Scout cookies sold. Katie and this lady need to team us, cause there's nothing like cookies and milk.


Damn, I engrish about as well as subby.
 
2014-08-05 11:38:40 AM  
Udderly amazing!

I wonder how much of this she goes through:

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2014-08-05 11:40:40 AM  

Diogenes: zamboni: I don't think babbies should be drinking stout beer.

Oh relax.  They do get a bar towel, too.


But will the towel arrive before the kid graduates high school?
 
2014-08-05 11:42:13 AM  
And she has a demo picture. NSFWish, if breast pumping is frowned upon.
 
2014-08-05 11:42:15 AM  

Vodka Zombie: So, is this a boob thread or a Guinness thread?!?


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/ it's almost a boobie holding a guinness.
 
2014-08-05 11:43:00 AM  
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2014-08-05 11:46:05 AM  
Vodka Zombie:

So, is this a boob thread or a Guinness thread?!?

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why not both?
 
2014-08-05 11:46:47 AM  
You don't see men bragging about their sperm bank donations

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2014-08-05 11:55:20 AM  
Jesus christ, this is from my hometown. I don't know whether to be proud or turned on.
 
2014-08-05 11:58:32 AM  

brap: Blessed are the cheesemakers.


But enough about lesser gods. Old cheesey doesn't hold a candle to an A list.
 
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