zamboni: I don't think babbies should be drinking stout beer.
give me doughnuts: Pic of record-setting donor:
factoryconnection: She was producing just over a full gallon of breast milk every day. That's enough for five babies at their peak. Good for her, I mean, great for her and that donation will really benefit a lot of kids!That's just so much pumping, bagging, labeling, storing, et cetera.
Literally Addicted: So...how many jugs is that?
Percise1: What is the big deal? There are a lot of cows in Texas...*shrug*
GoldDude: FTFA: "KXAS-TV reports that Ogletree donated more than 53,000 ounces in March"A wonderful example of an extremely poorly written sentence.Unless she was pouring at a rate of 1,710 oz per day (13.4 gallons), I think they meant it was reported in March that she donated 53,000 ounces over the past four years.
NightOwl2255: A friend of my daughter's, her name's Katie, just set the record for most Girl Scout cookies sold. Katie and this lady need to team us, cause there's nothing like cookies and milk.
Diogenes: zamboni: I don't think babbies should be drinking stout beer.Oh relax. They do get a bar towel, too.
Vodka Zombie: So, is this a boob thread or a Guinness thread?!?
brap: Blessed are the cheesemakers.
txchad: Jesus christ, this is from my hometown. I don't know whether to be proud or turned on.
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