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(Mirror.co.uk)   "A human-like shape with a matching shadow and appearing to stare into the distance of the lunar landscape has been sighted on the moon" (pics)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 44
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2014-08-05 08:57:35 AM
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2014-08-05 08:59:48 AM
Also:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-08-05 09:14:10 AM
Alice
 
2014-08-05 09:44:57 AM
If you look closely you can see his harpoon.
 
2014-08-05 09:50:22 AM

UberDave: If you look closely you can see his harpoon.


You mean... WHALERS ON THE MOON?
imglogo.podbean.com
 
2014-08-05 10:01:07 AM
Seems legit
 
2014-08-05 10:31:59 AM
I hate lunar Nazis.
 
2014-08-05 10:33:09 AM
Chupacabra?
 
2014-08-05 10:37:14 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-05 10:37:34 AM

flaminio: Chupacabra?


Space Bigfoot. Just as blurry as Earth Bigfoot.
 
2014-08-05 10:39:11 AM
And one whacking great kick up the backside for the Silence. You just raised an army against yourself. And now, for a thousand generations, you're going to be ordering them to destroy you every day. How fast can you run? 'Cause today's the day the human race throw you off their planet. They won't even know they're doing it. I think quite possibly the word you're looking for right now is, "Oops! Run." Guys, I mean us. Run!
 
2014-08-05 10:40:52 AM
What's the scale on that image?  I mean, that thing can't be man-sized.  It has to be a giant.

img2.wikia.nocookie.net

/hamboooone  *slap* *slap* slappity* *slap*
 
2014-08-05 10:45:56 AM
Boon mic operator
 
2014-08-05 10:46:43 AM
It's the shadow of a streetlight. Nothing to see here.

=Smidge=
/Probably the shadow of the camera+mast that took the photo, assuming it's legit at all
 
2014-08-05 10:49:13 AM
Space Nazi.
 
2014-08-05 10:51:43 AM
He's just trying to snipe the tank driver to steal his tank:
www.hookedgamers.com

Battlezone (PC)
 
2014-08-05 10:53:18 AM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-05 10:54:25 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: WHALERS ON THE MOON?


that's a sting song.
 
2014-08-05 10:56:04 AM
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-05 10:58:02 AM
Maybe he forgot where he parked his B-52 and is wandering around trying to find it.
 
2014-08-05 10:58:39 AM
This is so ridiculous... For some reason, it's not there anymore, but Google Earth had some super high-res images of Vegas a few years back. You could see individual people on the sidewalks and determine their gender and if they were kids or adults. But ONLY because you could see their shadows clearly. From overhead, they were just random blotches, and the shadows only helped with gender if they happened to have hair or clothing that fit gender roles. It was interesting how much you could figure out, but NONE of that was from the shot of the person, it was ALL from how sharp and clear the shadow was.

No matter how many movies these morons watch, overhead satellite imagery will never allow you to identify someone unless they look straight up, and you won't see their body shape unless they lay on the ground.
 
2014-08-05 11:01:29 AM
What else is there to stare at on the Moon? Not news.
 
2014-08-05 11:04:01 AM
Its a leftover standie from the faked moon landing.
 
2014-08-05 11:09:37 AM
Would you believe? They put a man on the moon...............
 
2014-08-05 11:11:42 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Would you believe? They put a man on the moon...............


Man on the moon....
 
2014-08-05 11:12:38 AM

INeedAName: flaminio: Chupacabra?

Space Bigfoot. Just as blurry as Earth Bigfoot.


Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon.
 
2014-08-05 11:18:48 AM
www.stevestreza.com
 
2014-08-05 11:20:42 AM
 
2014-08-05 11:21:28 AM

Mikey1969: This is so ridiculous... For some reason, it's not there anymore, but Google Earth had some super high-res images of Vegas a few years back. You could see individual people on the sidewalks and determine their gender and if they were kids or adults. But ONLY because you could see their shadows clearly. From overhead, they were just random blotches, and the shadows only helped with gender if they happened to have hair or clothing that fit gender roles. It was interesting how much you could figure out, but NONE of that was from the shot of the person, it was ALL from how sharp and clear the shadow was.

No matter how many movies these morons watch, overhead satellite imagery will never allow you to identify someone unless they look straight up, and you won't see their body shape unless they lay on the ground.

This just in: planets and large satellites thereof are spheroid, not flat, and the camera satellites and probes (respectively) orbit them. They are quite capable of taking photos at an angle other than perpendicular to the ground (see Bing Maps and its "Bird's Eye" view that allows you to view satellite imagery taken at a roughly 45° angle from each of the four cardinal directions ߟ very handy for recognizing buildings and other landmarks while looking at more than just their roofs).
 
2014-08-05 11:42:37 AM

UKCoolCat: He's just trying to snipe the tank driver to steal his tank:
[www.hookedgamers.com image 550x412]

Battlezone (PC)


I played the hell out of that game.
 
2014-08-05 11:54:27 AM
Today's word, childrens, is pareidolia.
 
2014-08-05 11:59:01 AM

theorellior: pareidolia.


This!
 
2014-08-05 12:15:14 PM
Did someone just win the Lunar X-Prize?
 
2014-08-05 12:19:54 PM
Is it this dude?
 
2014-08-05 12:20:42 PM
dammit

static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-08-05 01:49:50 PM
A janitor sweeping up the soundstage?
 
2014-08-05 02:01:45 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-05 03:00:07 PM

airsupport: I hate lunar Nazis.


cdn.gamingprecision.com
 
2014-08-05 05:12:30 PM

flaminio: Chupacabra?


Wasn't me, I swear.
 
2014-08-05 07:07:40 PM
It looks like he is taking farking poop!
 
2014-08-05 07:10:01 PM
Well, I wasn't believing this until I heard the music in that video.
 
2014-08-05 10:32:33 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-05 10:41:46 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-06 12:18:14 AM

JESUS CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET Y'ALL BE SLIPPIN

video.dailymail.co.uk

HELL YEAH

 
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