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(TC Palm)   You may be a god, but you still can't swipe the Raisinets   (offthebeat.blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 39
    More: Florida, Nancy Mullis, Cumberland Farms, notice to appear  
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2014-08-05 09:03:17 AM  
Any other (first world) country and she would be taken to a mental facility to see what meds she's not taking. The only place we have like that in America is jail.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-08-05 09:07:13 AM  
She is clearly disturbed. What kind of sick person eats chocolate covered raisins when literally anything else is available?
 
2014-08-05 09:08:17 AM  
What's strange is that she seems to be squarely in Almond Joy territory.
 
2014-08-05 09:13:02 AM  
A sacrifice to Bluberella, the God Of Snacks!

*sets Little Debbie on fire*
 
2014-08-05 09:14:31 AM  
lochgarry.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-05 12:30:20 PM  
when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
 
2014-08-05 12:36:20 PM  

medius: when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!


I'm pretty sure she wasn't asked but decided to volunteer the information.

/Cops crossing streams would be gross
 
2014-08-05 12:36:54 PM  
If you can't act up at Family Dollar, where can you act up?
 
2014-08-05 12:37:52 PM  
Diabetes was the Greek god of candy. She fought Krispiskremus for control of the chocolate fountains at Thrace.
 
2014-08-05 12:41:10 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-05 12:41:57 PM  
Discount Family Dollar?  How is that not unpossible?
 
2014-08-05 12:44:26 PM  
Could be worse, that's still a better excuse than the Sovereign Citizen bullshiat.
 
2014-08-05 12:46:34 PM  
s.yimg.com
I'm A god, not THE God
 
2014-08-05 12:46:42 PM  
t0.gstatic.com

/Are you a god?
 
2014-08-05 12:49:10 PM  
michaelstvtray.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-05 12:49:26 PM  
Sometimes you feel like a nut....
 
2014-08-05 12:52:05 PM  
Even Hedy Hedley Lamarr paid for his raisinets.
 
2014-08-05 12:54:48 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Any other (first world) country and she would be taken to a mental facility to see what meds she's not taking. The only place we have like that in America is jail.


Right. This is America. Where the standard for involuntarily hauling someone off to a mental facility and force-feeding her medication is fairly high. And bizzare, slightly irritating behavior doesn't make that cut. She has to pose a threat to herself or others.

The mentally ill have rights, too. If she doesn't want help or doesn't want to take her meds, and the result isn't going to harm anyone, who do you think should have the authority to force medical treatment on her?

On the flip side, what should be done with someone who shoplifts or engages in petty vandalism?
 
2014-08-05 01:06:44 PM  
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2014-08-05 01:06:45 PM  
pixel.nymag.com
Nods approvingly.
 
2014-08-05 01:07:40 PM  
FTA: A manager said Mullis swiped a bag of Raisinets, valued at $2.99, and that they wanted to prosecute.

Uh, shouldn't that be persecute?
 
2014-08-05 01:10:38 PM  
*glances at tag for confirmation*

*cracks knuckles*


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-05 01:13:02 PM  

Papa Rotsy: [michaelstvtray.files.wordpress.com image 500x373]


i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-05 01:17:38 PM  
Were they milk chocolate or dark chocolate Raisinets?
 
2014-08-05 01:19:08 PM  
Raisinets?
davidmschell.com
 
2014-08-05 01:24:00 PM  
You know what kind of god eats raisinets?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-05 01:40:05 PM  
From the court's perspective, being a god changes nothing.  Hand down your verdict.  It they're a god they'll simply walk through the walls and leave.  But the whole "you say YES!" thing doesn't work.  Trust me.  They want proof, and the "I've got your nose" thing doesn't work.
 
2014-08-05 01:42:37 PM  

MythDragon: You know what kind of god eats raisinets?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x213]


You're confusing Raisinets, which are a delicacy, with Dark Chocolate Raisinets, which are an abomination and an insult to both raisins and dark chocolate.
 
2014-08-05 01:48:50 PM  

Diogenes:


Damn you!
 
2014-08-05 01:50:10 PM  

DerAppie: medius: when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

I'm pretty sure she wasn't asked but decided to volunteer the information.

/Cops crossing streams would be gross


Woosh!

/Yes, have some.
 
2014-08-05 01:57:17 PM  
Raisinets are they only thing I've ever tasted in a dream (that I recall). I get them whenever I go to the movies
 
2014-08-05 02:08:33 PM  

Mega Steve: Raisinets are they only thing I've ever tasted in a dream (that I recall). I get them whenever I go to the movies


I was forcefed birdsh*t in a dream once.  It tasted realistic in the dream, but I've yet to test it in a movie theater.
 
2014-08-05 02:14:04 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: FTA: A manager said Mullis swiped a bag of Raisinets, valued at $2.99, and that they wanted to prosecute.

Uh, shouldn't that be persecute?


I was about to say. Prosecuting her (and that pic just screams "crazy") is going to cost taxpayers far more than the value of the product. How's about the store pitch in for it?
 
2014-08-05 02:15:37 PM  
A god that is brazen gets
all of the Raisinets.
 
2014-08-05 03:49:32 PM  
"Mullis was waving her arms wildly and cursing," an affidavit states. "Mullis was stating that she was a god and could do what she wanted."
The owner showed the deputy where Mullis is said to have thrown stuff from the shelves onto the ground and flipped over a newspaper stand and cigarette receptacle.


That's exactly the strategy I employed while playing Populous and Black & White.
 
2014-08-05 04:13:13 PM  

lizyrd: On the flip side, what should be done with someone who shoplifts or engages in petty vandalism?


Are they God?
 
2014-08-05 05:05:42 PM  
Reminds me of this godly woman

Definitely NSFW,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjhVNecoevA
 
2014-08-05 05:46:40 PM  

thamike: DerAppie: medius: when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

I'm pretty sure she wasn't asked but decided to volunteer the information.

/Cops crossing streams would be gross

Woosh!

/Yes, have some.


I got the reference, hence the slashie.
 
2014-08-06 07:21:27 AM  
--Came for the Ghostbusters and Blazing Saddles references, left completely satisfied
 
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