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(ABC7 New York)   If I had a dollar for every time I crashed my car into a firehouse while driving with a snake wrapped around my neck...   (7online.com) divider line 13
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433 [TotalFark]
2014-08-05 12:10:13 PM
Then you would have one dollar.

Now, if you had a dollar for each time you crashed your car into a firehouse while driving with a snake wrapped around your neck, my hope is that you would only have one dollar!
 
2014-08-05 03:05:33 PM
A stolen snake, no less.
 
2014-08-05 03:06:10 PM
Ophidian-erotic asphyxiation.
 
2014-08-05 03:12:52 PM
Didn't you see the bright orange pythons?
 
2014-08-05 03:15:52 PM
That's why I keep the snake in my pants until after I get to the destination. First time I forgot to feed him first and give him some toys, so a few miles down the highway I felt him starting to...constrict. Luckily I have animal-health insurance. Do you have any idea how expensive physical therapy is for a 4 foot snake with torn muscles in his back?
 
2014-08-05 03:18:34 PM
Was hoping for this...

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Got this instead.

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2014-08-05 03:26:22 PM
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Snake is crawlin' up my ass!
 
2014-08-05 03:26:47 PM
neck?
 
2014-08-05 03:27:43 PM

Wellon Dowd: Ophidian-erotic asphyxiation.


But WHAT an ORGASM!
 
2014-08-05 03:57:32 PM
Karma is a biatch snake.
 
2014-08-05 04:01:26 PM
Snake?
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On his way to a gig?
 
2014-08-05 04:06:42 PM

433: Then you would have one dollar.

Now, if you had a dollar for each time you crashed your car into a firehouse while driving with a snake wrapped around your neck, my hope is that you would only have one dollar!


Eh, I think I'd rather be dead broke.
 
2014-08-06 08:00:56 PM
Wearing a python stole?

Quite fashion-forward of her.

An interesting alternative to the classic feather boa.
 
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