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(Huffington Post UK)   In latest proof that English no longer speak it: "Balls in court for pranging fellow driver"   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 33
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2014-08-05 10:29:24 AM  
Sounds like that dozy twonk Balls was telling Porkie Pies and needs a new pair of gigs.

But as long as there was no damage to the boot or the bonnet and no leaking petrol, everything should be lovely jubbly.
 
2014-08-05 12:02:08 PM  
Sounds painful.
 
2014-08-05 12:02:20 PM  
They speak English. We speak American.
 
2014-08-05 12:05:25 PM  
Is something wrong with my banter?
 
2014-08-05 12:09:23 PM  

whither_apophis: Is something wrong with my banter?


Top hole!


mind your can around the Bertie!
 
2014-08-05 12:11:37 PM  
Cabbage crates coming over the briny?
 
2014-08-05 12:13:55 PM  

whither_apophis: Is something wrong with my banter?


Cabbage crates coming over the briny?
 
2014-08-05 12:14:36 PM  
Wanker
 
2014-08-05 12:23:34 PM  
Is this the thread where people make fun of jargon they don't use and don't understand? Capital.
 
2014-08-05 12:28:49 PM  
Nope, I didn't catch any of that.
 
2014-08-05 12:33:22 PM  
Does he mangle the pronunciation of his surname like John Boehner, or does he wear it proudly like a real man?
 
2014-08-05 12:34:17 PM  
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
 
2014-08-05 12:35:31 PM  
That's a dick move.
 
2014-08-05 12:39:34 PM  

Strongbeerrules: whither_apophis: Is something wrong with my banter?

Cabbage crates coming over the briny?


hmm maybe try saying it slower...
 
2014-08-05 12:43:38 PM  
Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father.
 
2014-08-05 12:45:19 PM  
cdn.hark.com
 
2014-08-05 12:45:40 PM  
Balls - he didn't even testify in court. Balls.
 
2014-08-05 12:53:59 PM  
When I was in the Boy Scouts, we had the Ball brothers... euphemistically known as Left Ball and Right Ball.
 
2014-08-05 12:56:46 PM  
 
2014-08-05 12:57:28 PM  
Oblig

weknowmemes.com
 
2014-08-05 01:17:12 PM  
Careful 'guv, that lemon sucking gob of yours might stay like that!
//\\//Laughing at this thread whilst on holiday in the UK
 
2014-08-05 01:57:32 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Oblig

[weknowmemes.com image 811x480]


They missed rooty tooty point and shooty
 
2014-08-05 02:08:26 PM  

whither_apophis: Strongbeerrules: whither_apophis: Is something wrong with my banter?

Cabbage crates coming over the briny?

hmm maybe try saying it slower...


Um ... sausage squad up the blue end?
 
2014-08-05 02:10:32 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Smoky Dragon Dish: Oblig

[weknowmemes.com image 811x480]

They missed rooty tooty point and shooty


fifth from the bottom
 
2014-08-05 02:15:21 PM  
<a target=_blank href=http://publicdomainreview.org/collections/english-as-she-is-spok e-1884 />
English As She Is Spoke (1884)</a>(Poppy)  the ever excellent Public Domain Review
 
2014-08-05 02:27:46 PM  

busy chillin': Smeggy Smurf: Smoky Dragon Dish: Oblig

[weknowmemes.com image 811x480]

They missed rooty tooty point and shooty

fifth from the bottom


You RTFA?  WTF are you doing on Fark?
 
2014-08-05 02:33:46 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: busy chillin': Smeggy Smurf: Smoky Dragon Dish: Oblig

[weknowmemes.com image 811x480]

They missed rooty tooty point and shooty

fifth from the bottom

You RTFA?  WTF are you doing on Fark?


what? I read a jpg posted in a thread. I

I started to read the read the article and then it hit me. I don't care.
 
2014-08-05 02:34:02 PM  
Ed Balls
 
2014-08-05 04:24:44 PM  
www.fishchan.com
 
2014-08-05 04:45:43 PM  

Bondith: Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father.


Glad somebody posted this.
 
2014-08-05 06:43:59 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: Bondith: Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father.

Glad somebody posted this.


Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
 
2014-08-05 11:13:42 PM  
Was it a wizard prang?
 
2014-08-06 02:16:10 PM  
£900 fine for something that was an accident?
 
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