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Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.

It's a valid worry. Both the refugees entering our border from the south and the outbreak of Ebola originate in Brownistan.

That actually took longer than expected.

The sad thing is, he'll get no backlash at all, even though what he said is pure fantasy.

Considering most Americans have 0 sense of geography it will gain traction.

HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.

If you read them quickly enough, you can't even distinguish one from the other.

Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?

FFS.  Another liar without shame.

What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions?

Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?

HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.

I wonder how many Americans would think that North Dakota and North Carolina are basically the same thing, on the grounds that their directional statuses are identical.

/probably more than 0%
//and that's terrible.

Farking Canuck: What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions?

Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?

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Everyplace outside the United States is the Third World, and all of it is the same disease-infested hellhole no matter where you go.  Which is why it is best to never venture more than about 10 miles from your home.

This is the guy who served Ebola-tainted road kill monkey BBQ at a fund raiser. The poor lab monkeys escaped from the Ebola Research Center across the street, and he personally ran them over to save on the food bill.

Yes, this is true.

The Honduran kids are jumping on a plane, traveling halfway around the world, catching ebola, jetting back home, and then thumbing it the last few hundred miles north.

Brilliant.

he's making terrorist threats and inciting riot.
Lock him away.

Is he stupid?
Is he a liar?
or
Is he a stupid liar?

Since he's a congresstain from IN, I think the last is most likely.

It's completely impossible that of millions of illegal aliens, some of them are sick.

BitwiseShift: This is the guy who served Ebola-tainted road kill monkey BBQ at a fund raiser. The poor lab monkeys escaped from the Ebola Research Center across the street, and he personally ran them over to save on the food bill.

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Look at him.  That man molests collies.

He is apparently really bad at geography. And racist. And needs to stop talking. And not be a congressman

Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?

Man, you're gonna hate learning about Zero HUSSEIN 0soetoro

WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC

WHAT THEN

Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

His father was my childhood dentist, so I'm getting a kick (OUT OF GETTING THE FARK OUT OF INDIANA)

Goddamn it, America. How is it possible for you to be this galactically stupid? Of course this is going to work. Right now some Wal-Mart-Generic-Mountain-Dew swilling chucklehut is breaking out his breakfast of Ding Dongs and Marlboro Lights, having this same exact thought. And in a couple days he's going to see this Stepford Congressman on TV saying the exact same thing, and the Toddmeister will have a voter for life.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jul/18/phil-g i ngrey/rep-phil-gingrey-says-migrants-may-be-bringing-ebo/

I'm traveling through IN later this month. I'm going to enjoy taking a dump there.

Central America is where Kenyans run in the World Cup, right? Dude. This is Obama's PLAN!

Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?

Yeah, the meeting was in 2008.

untaken_name: It's completely impossible that of millions of illegal aliens, some of them are sick.

It's completely impossible for any of them to have Ebola.  There has never, NEVER been a case of Ebola that was contracted in the western hemisphere.

HMS_Blinkin: HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.

I wonder how many Americans would think that North Dakota and North Carolina are basically the same thing, on the grounds that their directional statuses are identical.

/probably more than 0%
//and that's terrible.

Whats the deal with New Mexico? Why are dem dirty Messicans getting a state in our United States.

/i can see myself having this discussion with some derpers on my mother in laws side of the family

Meh... That's how car salesmen politicians talk on AM radio. They are just asking questions.

We need to consider the possibility that those people have Muslim prayer rugs, that they are here with scabies, rabies and terror babies.

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

How has it been an environmental disaster?

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.

Not probably no.  100% guaranteed no.

"He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids,"

Ah, the cowardice of "I'm not saying, but I'm just saying..."

Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?

gilatrout: I'm traveling through IN later this month. I'm going to enjoy taking a dump there.

Dont take the turnpike unless you dont like the suspension on your car or crapping in some of the nations worst rest stops

Herp Derp. Central is exactly the same as Africa.

/Another clueless republican.
//how do these farking people get elected?

untaken_name: It's completely impossible that of millions of illegal aliens, some of them are sick.

Virtually guaranteed that some of them are sick. That's the real pisser. He could have said kids were coming in with TB and while sensationalist, it's technically accurate. However TB doesn't have the derp-line grabbing power of ebola.

BitwiseShift: This is the guy who served Ebola-tainted road kill monkey BBQ at a fund raiser. The poor lab monkeys escaped from the Ebola Research Center across the street, and he personally ran them over to save on the food bill.

You called Ebola victims "monkeys." That's racist. You must be a racist.

the 'heart surgeon' he mentions discussing this with, Larry Bucshon, is my congressional representative... tea bagging derper extraordinaire.

My home state has its share of GOP idiots (see: Mourdock, Richard) so this doesn't surprise me in the least.

dr_blasto: Is he stupid?
Is he a liar?
or
Is he a stupid liar?

Since he's a congresstain from IN, I think the last is most likely.

You left off he is a Republican

Is it time to panic yet? Is it? Now?

Farking Canuck: they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?

Bingo.

They have absolutely nothing, NOTHING to present in the form of a political platform, so they are now pandering to the stupid in hopes of keeping that voter.  They have no hope for a vote from anyone who can get their own shoes on the correct feet.

Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality.

Incurable ("Drug resistant") highly infectious tuberculosis is scary enough, thanks.

Jackson Herring: WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC

WHAT THEN

*fapfapfapfap*

Go on...

since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America?

What an ignorant fark-stick

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

Yeah we'd better be careful their brown skin doesn't my rub off on us, first signs are wanting to take a siesta and a thirst for tequila.

Only central Americans cross the southern border. Well as long as you ignore all the non central americans crossing the border. Hint, several people from African nations have also been caught crossing the border.

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

Smallpox no longer exists in humans.

I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America.

That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office.

Referencing a conversation he had with U.S. Rep. Larry Bucshon, R-Newburgh, who is a heart surgeon, Rokita said they agreed there is a public health risk associated with the federal refugee agency placing immigrant children in the homes of U.S. relatives or sponsors.
"He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said.

And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola:

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred.

So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately.

jayhawk88: Goddamn it, America. How is it possible for you to be this galactically stupid? Of course this is going to work. Right now some Wal-Mart-Generic-Mountain-Dew swilling chucklehut is breaking out his breakfast of Ding Dongs and Marlboro Lights, having this same exact thought. And in a couple days he's going to see this Stepford Congressman on TV saying the exact same thing, and the Toddmeister will have a voter for life.

I actually heard this on a quick trip to my grocery store friday night after work.  As I made my way through to the other side of the store (why do they keep the beer farthest from the door?), I quite literally heard "Obama letting all them mexicans in is what started this eboluuh stuff. We're all gonna get it now, it'll be in the schools before the end of the year".  It took nearly every fiber of my being to NOT stop and just have a meltdown on that person.

'Meriken Jesus doesn't need or want you to have smarts.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo

Look at him. That man molests collies.

That man is Lacey Underall's uncle??

For the record, here's what a Lacey Underall might look like:

The real threat to America are the religious missionaries!

There was an article on Drudge via Breitbart YESTERDAY (yes I know that libs will shiat all over posting those as sources) that referenced dozens of illegal immigrants crossing that were from African Ebola Countries. But that couldn't possibly have any validity because ZOMG Fark Lib Echo Chamber early morning.

Nobody ever comes through Mexico to the US illegally except wholesome young children in need of nurture.

Really? Nobody jumped on this?

The Munster native, whose district includes Newton and Jasper counties, made the unsubstantiated claim during an interview on Indianapolis' WIBC-FM "Garrison" radio program.

Sofa King Smart: the 'heart surgeon' he mentions discussing this with, Larry Bucshon, is my congressional representative... tea bagging derper extraordinaire.

Indiana heart surgeons are well known experts on rare African infectious diseases like Ebola.

"He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said.

It's funny because even when they have a sensible concern they have to phrase it in the most idiotic way possible. You could say "I am concerned that these kids being placed in crisis foster homes might not have had the robust medical screening needed to protect the generous families taking them in"..hey throw a bone to your constituents and say "generous christian families".

Purdue_Pete: our now apparently completely open borders to the world

lolwut

Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

How has it been an environmental disaster?

They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora.  This issue has been known for over a decade.

http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html

Two more years until the batshiat posse stops yelling from across the aisle and starts beating each other up. I, for one,cannot wait to see who they decide with be their savior this year.

Only central Americans cross the southern border. Well as long as you ignore all the non central americans crossing the border. Hint, several people from African nations have also been caught crossing the border.

And this might be relevant if he wasn't specifically referencing Central American kids.

eagles95: HMS_Blinkin: HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.

I wonder how many Americans would think that North Dakota and North Carolina are basically the same thing, on the grounds that their directional statuses are identical.

/probably more than 0%
//and that's terrible.

Whats the deal with New Mexico? Why are dem dirty Messicans getting a state in our United States.

/i can see myself having this discussion with some derpers on my mother in laws side of the family

*sigh*

I'm sorry.

Farking Canuck: What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions?

Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?

I'll go with the 2nd. The reason being, if they were really stupid, they would not be able to consistently make financial decisions that always benefits them. Besides a few Todd Akin type comments, so me examples of their stupidity that actually hurt themselves.

Jackson Herring: WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC

WHAT THEN

Then Republicans can finally openly use the term monkey in a hateful way?

International flights land at Newark and JFK and Atlanta every day from Africa.

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

You misspelled every single one of those disease names.

Destructor

Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality.

Incurable ("Drug resistant") highly infectious tuberculosis is scary enough, thanks.

This guy's political base will be scared by all those big words and won't get the message. "Ebola" is comparatively simple (like the base) and easier to recognize.

Wow. Throw out sensationalist fantasy to get the rubes in a frenzy, and top it off with some "OMG! Those kids will raise your taxes after giving you Ebola!" for some extra derp frosting on the cake.

Dickhead congressman doesn't know how his own state's education is funded.

A republican you say? I'm shocked.

vernonFL: International flights land at Newark and JFK and Atlanta every day from Africa.

Sure, but they probably don't have many Central American refugees on board.

Destructor: Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality.

Ebola is a "those people" disease. Americans get Tuberculosis, they don't get Ebola. Ebola is an African disease, so it's somehow scarier.

Kind of like how back in the 80s AIDS was a "queer disease". Never mind that it doesn't distinguish, and lots of straight drug abusers, unlucky blood donors and transfusion recipients got it, if you had AIDS you were one of "those people".

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

You sound Suddenly Concerned.

\it's 'cause they're brown, isn't it
\\with calves like cantaloupes
\\\that's my new cover band name: "Calves Like Cantaloupes"

Friction8r: There was an article on Drudge via Breitbart YESTERDAY (yes I know that libs will shiat all over posting those as sources) that referenced dozens of illegal immigrants crossing that were from African Ebola Countries. But that couldn't possibly have any validity because ZOMG Fark Lib Echo Chamber early morning.

Nobody ever comes through Mexico to the US illegally except wholesome young children in need of nurture.

Yeah, that sounds cost effective for poor people. Maybe if they hired 10-15 Carnival cruise ships they could get the volume discount.

Stoking the fires of stupidity and fear, that is all we can count on from conservatives these days.  Extra points for him being an elected representative.

Only central Americans cross the southern border. Well as long as you ignore all the non central americans crossing the border. Hint, several people from African nations have also been caught crossing the border.

The person in NYC didn't cross the border, and nobody has suggested he or she an illegal alien.  It is just someone who flew in from West Africa.  possibly a West African tourist, or an American who went to West Africa for whatever reason.

And the virus has a maximum incubation rate of 21 days.  The people who cross the US/Mexico border spend a lot longer than that getting ready to cross.  They would have been dead before even reaching the border.

Only central Americans cross the southern border. Well as long as you ignore all the non central americans crossing the border. Hint, several people from African nations have also been caught crossing the border.

No. No way because the FECKLESS crowd says so!

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border.

Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally.

You are as stupid as the Congressman.

Huggermugger: You misspelled every single one of those disease names.

really makes u think

#woah #wow

dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

How has it been an environmental disaster?

They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora.  This issue has been known for over a decade.

http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html

That sucks. But I'm not sure it classifies as a disaster. But ya...shiatty migration manners.

MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report - Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border.

Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally.

You are as stupid as the Congressman.

And this might be relevant if he wasn't specifically referencing Central American kids.

Huggermugger: dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

You misspelled every single one of those disease names.

Heh.  I just flashed on Impetigo's "Revenge Of the Scabby Man".

Great.
Now my Facebook  is going to blow up with this  ignorant crap.
Again.

Jackson Herring

WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC

WHAT THEN

A crack squad of scienceticians will be deployed with lipstick to determine the amount of monkeybutt contact and the related risk.

Well, now we know what it takes for conservatives to be concerned about 'environmental disasters'.

Farking Canuck: What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions?

Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?

I think it's become a Pavlov's Dogs thing. Everytime they say something outrageous they get donations small and big, it's the big money which really rings the bell. If the bank account is a little low just say something that sounds like you grabbed it out of your butt and watch the coffers rise.

HotWingConspiracy: MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report - Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border.

Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally.

You are as stupid as the Congressman.

And this might be relevant if he wasn't specifically referencing Central American kids.

Did you actually go to that link? :/

Republicans have ebola.

/well one can hope.

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

Nope.

http://mobile.rawstory.com/all/2014-07-11-migrant-kids-better-vaccina t ed-than-u-s-kids-but-fox-news-stokes-germ-fears-anyway#1

Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America.

That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office.

That's what I got as well.

A genuine case of "a bad choice of words".

That's actually rather despicable to sow fear like that in the citizenry over completely baseless speculation from a couple of assholes.  Sadly, this is a common technique: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2014/07/immi g rant_scaremongering_and_hate_conservatives_stoke_fears_of_diseased.htm l

Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America.

That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office.

Referencing a conversation he had with U.S. Rep. Larry Bucshon, R-Newburgh, who is a heart surgeon, Rokita said they agreed there is a public health risk associated with the federal refugee agency placing immigrant children in the homes of U.S. relatives or sponsors.
"He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said.

And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola:

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred.

So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately.

Sorry, but Breitbart isn't s source, as much as a cesspool. I put more faith in things scratched in the paint of truckstop bathroom stalls.

Only central Americans cross the southern border. Well as long as you ignore all the non central americans crossing the border. Hint, several people from African nations have also been caught crossing the border.

French Gyuana to Sierra Leone is as close to coastal and a horizontal line. That's 2,885 miles of OCEAN.

vernonFL: Well, now we know what it takes for conservatives to be concerned about 'environmental disasters'.

Ha, no shiat. I was thinking the same thing.

Their stealing our  jorbs  flesh-eating viruses!

MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report - Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border.

Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally.

You are as stupid as the Congressman.

really, breitbart?  how about a 'credible' source.

Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?

Yeah, I missed it too.  Was busy being productive.

MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border.

Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally.

You are as stupid as the Congressman.

Any reputable news agency link for that? I googled and saw it mentioned on a fox blog too.

also from what I can tell the reports from CBP aren't "leaked" at all...unless, using semantics like that fuels conspiracy theorists and those afraid of "the other"

CheapEngineer: Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America.

That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office.

Referencing a conversation he had with U.S. Rep. Larry Bucshon, R-Newburgh, who is a heart surgeon, Rokita said they agreed there is a public health risk associated with the federal refugee agency placing immigrant children in the homes of U.S. relatives or sponsors.
"He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said.

And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola:

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred.

So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately.

Sorry, but Breitbart isn't s source, as much as a cesspool. I put more faith in things scratched in the paint of truckstop bathroom stalls.

Thanks for making my point. ZOMG Breitbart is teh devil cuz libs.

DGS: HotWingConspiracy: MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report - Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border.

Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally.

You are as stupid as the Congressman.

And this might be relevant if he wasn't specifically referencing Central American kids.

Did you actually go to that link? :/

Nope! Has nothing to do with Derpstick's (R-IN) comments.

dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

How has it been an environmental disaster?

They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora.  This issue has been known for over a decade.

http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html

Yep, they look illegal to me.

So the browniest people are sneaking up across the border with the brown people bringing a brown disease that could force all the white men to die and the white wimmin to be found?

If he were really concerned about health and not just about creating a political climate of fear, wouldn't he be advocating for funds to provide medical screening for immigrant children rather than have them slip surreptitiously into the underbelly of the nation? More and better housing for them so they don't live in overcrowded and unsanitary conditions that precipitate disease?

But no, fear justifies power.

CheapEngineer: Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America.

That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office.

Referencing a conversation he had with U.S. Rep. Larry Bucshon, R-Newburgh, who is a heart surgeon, Rokita said they agreed there is a public health risk associated with the federal refugee agency placing immigrant children in the homes of U.S. relatives or sponsors.
"He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said.

And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola:

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred.

So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately.

Sorry, but Breitbart isn't s source, as much as a cesspool. I put more faith in things scratched in the paint of truckstop bathroom stalls.

Yup. Liars gonna lie.

Mrs.Sharpier: MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border

Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border.

Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally.

You are as stupid as the Congressman.

Any reputable news agency link for that? I googled and saw it mentioned on a fox blog too.

also from what I can tell the reports from CBP aren't "leaked" at all...unless, using semantics like that fuels conspiracy theorists and those afraid of "the other"

If you only find it on conservative sites, all of which are claiming the librul mainstream MSM drive-by media are afraid to report the truth, did the derper make a sound?

HMS_Blinkin: The sad thing is, he'll get no backlash at all, even though what he said is pure fantasy.

that's because the democrats are the real racists, you see...

However, TB kills about 1.2M world-wide per year and that has in FACT been identified as present with a number of border crossers. The Ebola charge is remarkably unfounded, but might happen. My crystal ball fell off the table and broke so I'm at a lose for predicting the future right now.

dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

How has it been an environmental disaster?

They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora.  This issue has been known for over a decade.

http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html

Not to mention the terrible toll on these park facilities of rotting (or desiccating) corpses left behind.Couldn't these bastards just die of heatstroke at home?

\< Got $5 that says redneck @ssholes do more damage to state and national parks with ATV's and Snowmobiles respectively \\I'm sure you're just as concerned about all the depleted uranium bullets left behind in Iraq and Afghanistan, making all our Oil radioactive Huggermugger: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. You misspelled every single one of those disease names. How is scabbie formed? Englebert Slaptyback: This guy's political base will be scared by all those big words and won't get the message. "Ebola" is comparatively simple (like the base) and easier to recognize. skozlaw: Ebola is a "those people" disease. Americans get Tuberculosis, they don't get Ebola. Ebola is an African disease, so it's somehow scarier. Kind of like how back in the 80s AIDS was a "queer disease". Never mind that it doesn't distinguish, and lots of straight drug abusers, unlucky blood donors and transfusion recipients got it, if you had AIDS you were one of "those people". I really, really don't want you guys to be right about this... ...But you might be. And I really can't believe I'm conceding this point. Well, that's pretty terrible... And now I'm depressed. (I guess that's something idiot Republicans cause.) MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report - Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border. Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally. You are as stupid as the Congressman. don't worry, scrote, there are plenty of tards out there living kick-ass lives. MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report - Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border. Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally. You are as stupid as the Congressman. I'm curious how you think the poors are crossing a minimum of 2,800 miles of ocean... Occasional people is one thing(Which this is), but to be an invasion, they need a real way to cross the farking ocean, there is not a pedestrian tunnel from Africa to South America, nor is there one to Central America. You should ask the brain trust at Brietbart, they probably have a line on this. We all know that they are the most accurate, honest news agency out there, and fully vet their sources. They're so upright and honest, they probably have somebody waiting just to answer YOUR question. Nadie_AZ So the browniest people are sneaking up across the border with the brown people bringing a brown disease that could force all the white men to die and the white wimmin to be found? Heckuva job, brownies. Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America. That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office. Referencing a conversation he had with U.S. Rep. Larry Bucshon, R-Newburgh, who is a heart surgeon, Rokita said they agreed there is a public health risk associated with the federal refugee agency placing immigrant children in the homes of U.S. relatives or sponsors. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred. So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately. Let's assume that Breitbart article is telling the truth: kids from West African countries that are currently experiencing a massive Ebola outbreak are getting run through smuggling rings to eventually get to the southern border of America. The incubation period of Ebola is, on the very high end, a few weeks. If those kids are going from the western part of Africa up to the northern part of Africa, then into the European Union, then to a Central American country, and then finally up to the border with Mexico, how quickly could they possibly make that trip? A month maybe? If any of those kids had Ebola, they'd be dead long before they even got to this hemisphere. And on the completely ridiculous chance that they did make it to America, Ebola is transferred through contact with body fluids like blood, urine, vomit, feces, and sweat. Ebola in Africa is really contagious because they generally lack public sanitation. When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets anywhere in this country other than Detroit? Like you, I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with saying we need to do a health screening of the refugees streaming across the border. I even said so when I posted this story on Facebook. But the pathological need to say the most batshiat insane things...I don't get it. I would never be able to vote for this guy if he were running in my district because he apparently thinks saying the stupidest possible things will make him more attractive as a Congressman. They make him completely unqualified IMO. Farking Canuck: What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions? Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents? Some from column A, some from column B. Among the hucksters and snake-oil salesmen, there are some true believers. Has anyone noticed that both the refugees and 0bama are brown? Brownness causes Ebola. Study it out. He wasn't the first. The first was a woman in my office last week. So long as he opposes a future Ebola vaccine and it's development, I'm sure be all be safe from whatever side effect he exhibits in his impaired mental and ethical capabilities. intentionally lying or just farking stupid? you make the call. skozlaw: Destructor: Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality. Ebola is a "those people" disease. Americans get Tuberculosis, they don't get Ebola. Ebola is an African disease, so it's somehow scarier. Kind of like how back in the 80s AIDS was a "queer disease". Never mind that it doesn't distinguish, and lots of straight drug abusers, unlucky blood donors and transfusion recipients got it, if you had AIDS you were one of "those people". Convincing your wife that you're Haitian? FlashHarry: intentionally lying or just farking stupid? you make the call. Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to ignorance. /though a few in the GOP make me want to recant that as a trope Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Jackson Herring: WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC WHAT THEN You people laugh like it could never happen. Happens all the time in New York. People get monkeys then the monkeys rub their butts on people and spread disease. That's why it's illegal to bring monkeys into New York state. The ignorance of the masses is just too great to overcome sometimes. In fact, did you know that in New Jersey, the government allows monkeys, and Ebola is wide spread? You don't hear about it on the news that often because Chris Christie is keeping it suppressed to avoid another scandal before his presidential run. Obama, for his part, is in utter denial and hoping to keep the entire situation quiet. The kids coming over the border were a great distraction, until some brave reps in the GOP blew the lid off the scam. It's not that Obama wants Ebola to come across the border, but he's a savvy political opportunist. He knows that a mass panic plays right into his hands. Such a cynic. Obama has also been highly successful at painting the GOP as a bunch of unorganized crazies, even when they're telling the absolute truth about things like this. The all-too-willing and gullible public gobbles it up, believing the demonstrably false narrative that the GOP doesn't have the country's best interests at heart. It's been all of three weeks since Freep lost it's mind over a piece of cloth they thought was a Muslim prayer rug on the border. Warning, autoplay videos. Turned out to be a poncho, not even a Mexican poncho, more of a Sears poncho. vernonFL: International flights land at Newark and JFK and Atlanta every day from Africa. Every couple years I herd a bunch of old, probably immune-weakened white Americans on adventure travel trips through Asia. Places where every order of animals live in the household in a perfect harmony of sharing viruses. Ideal incubators for a plague. And then we all come home and drive / fly to every point in the country with many stops along the way. Believe me. When the plague comes, it'll be old wealthy white people spreading it. Serious Black: If those kids are going from the western part of Africa up to the northern part of Africa, then into the European Union, then to a Central American country, and then finally up to the border with Mexico, how quickly could they possibly make that trip? A month maybe? If any of those kids had Ebola, they'd be dead long before they even got to this hemisphere. Come on! Let's be honest here! Air Force 1 is personally flying them to the border cities so they can sneak across! Ah, Indiana. Trying to join the Confederacy about 150 years too late. Right. Like an African needs to use South Americans to import an African disease. For what it's worth, our local radio program last week had the Union President of the Border Patrol agents on. Everyone who is "detained" is regularly screened and vaccinated / treated as necessary before they are transferred to ICE. So while there are folks who are eluding capture of course, the ones that they do detain are treated so avoid exposure to the Gen Pop. Friction8r: Thanks for making my point. ZOMG Breitbart is teh devil cuz libs. I thought it was the endless lies. The proven dishonesty. Thanks for clearing that up. Notabunny: Has anyone noticed that both the refugees and 0bama are brown? Brownness causes Ebola. Study it out. Thanks, Obola. Alassra: For what it's worth, our local radio program last week had the Union President of the Border Patrol agents on. Everyone who is "detained" is regularly screened and vaccinated / treated as necessary before they are transferred to ICE. So while there are folks who are eluding capture of course, the ones that they do detain are treated so avoid exposure to the Gen Pop. WASTING REAL AMURIKANS TAX DOLERS! Tricky Chicken Farker: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. "Promoting liberal positions" is NOT the same as 'laughing at conservative positions because they are absolutely retarded', sport. Fixed your Fark handle for you, too, BTW. Oh shiat...he might think we're still Pangaea. Someone get him an updated map. This guy's a dangerous idiot. There's a legitimate health concern with people coming out of Central America carrying communicable diseases into the United States. Of course, all of the kids coming in should be tested and held for a period of observation to make sure nothing particularly nasty comes into the country. Absolutely legitimate concern. Totally fine with that. Then you have this guy going off about Ebola, and turning the minor - but legitimate - health concern of refugees crossing the border into a political football to scare people and blame the Executive Branch. That's irresponsible from every conceivable angle. maxheck: It's been all of three weeks since Freep lost it's mind over a piece of cloth they thought was a Muslim prayer rug on the border. Warning, autoplay videos. Turned out to be a poncho, not even a Mexican poncho, more of a Sears poncho. Do you have a link to that followup? I'd forgotten about that one. Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. If by "promoted liberal positions" you mean "accurately reflected reality." Farking Canuck: What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions? Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents? It's mostly the first one: stupid people being elected to congress by stupid voters, resulting in stupid positions. However, the few who are in the second category are the ones actually running the party. The sociopathic billionaires the party actually serves are happy to cater to moronic rubes with idiotic positions on "social issues" so that they (the billionaries) can enact their actual goals of setting up government to cater to them and their business interests. In this case, the voters are just useful idiots. I'd also lump Ted Cruz into the latter group, since he almost certainly doesn't believe anything he says to get the rubes going, but is using them as a vehicle for his own personal advancement. Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Headlines are supposed to be humorous. Take some personality responsibility and try earning a greenlight. Alphax: FFS. Another liar without shame. It is not a lie. It is just not supposed to be taken factually. Haven't you listened to anything in the past where they explained that before? Mrs.Sharpier: Oh shiat...he might think we're still Pangaea. Someone get him an updated map. That works, except that they are still going all of the way across before entering the US. At least they don't have to magically navigate almost 3,000 miles of farking ocean. Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Okay, smarty-pants, tell me exactly how a poor kid from Liberia is supposed to get infected with Ebola, smuggle him or herself to Honduras, link up with a coyote there, get taken to the American border, and get released by the authorities into the public before the incubation period ends and he starts bleeding out. Serious Black: Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Okay, smarty-pants, tell me exactly how a poor kid from Liberia is supposed to get infected with Ebola, smuggle him or herself to Honduras, link up with a coyote there, get taken to the American border, and get released by the authorities into the public before the incubation period ends and he starts bleeding out. The CIA is flying them over in a black flag operation targeted at Conservatives who live in Border States. All the Border states voted Romney in the last election, so this is revenge for their politics. Fark.com is hands down of the most feverish liberal circle jerks in existence... yet somehow I can't look away! Serious Black: Okay, smarty-pants, tell me exactly how a poor kid from Liberia is supposed to get infected with Ebola, smuggle him or herself to Honduras, link up with a coyote there, get taken to the American border, and get released by the authorities into the public before the incubation period ends and he starts bleeding out. Moxie. Alassra: For what it's worth, our local radio program last week had the Union President of the Border Patrol agents on. Everyone who is "detained" is regularly screened and vaccinated / treated as necessary before they are transferred to ICE. So while there are folks who are eluding capture of course, the ones that they do detain are treated so avoid exposure to the Gen Pop. True. The problem is we aren't talking full physicals with bloodwork. I have no doubt a lot of stuff gets through, especially good stuff like tuberculosis. But that same stuff comes in and out every day with visitor and work visas too. /meh So that would make Obama a black Mexican or something? Because maps and stuff. with all the talk of monkey butt rubbing in this thread this seems appropriate. BlindRaise: Fark.com is hands down of the most feverish liberal circle jerks in existence... yet somehow I can't look away! The difference being, that Liberals don't have to constantly lie to make a point. If you want to be lied to, bo back to Freeperstan. BlindRaise: Fark.com is hands down of the most feverish liberal circle jerks in existence... yet somehow I can't look away! By the sound of things you are masturbating to the fantasy of a liberal circle jerk. But please, enlighten us all with your true conservative views! Breitbart, Drudge and aun-TV.com? I mean, doesn't get more respectable than that, really. Khellendros: This guy's a dangerous idiot. There's a legitimate health concern with people coming out of Central America carrying communicable diseases into the United States. Of course, all of the kids coming in should be tested and held for a period of observation to make sure nothing particularly nasty comes into the country. Absolutely legitimate concern. Totally fine with that. Then you have this guy going off about Ebola, and turning the minor - but legitimate - health concern of refugees crossing the border into a political football to scare people and blame the Executive Branch. That's irresponsible from every conceivable angle. during one of the GOP primary debates, Michelle Bachman actually said that the HPV vaccine gave mental retardation to a girl. Even the idiots that believe in the autism/vaccine link blame the immunizations received during infancy, which is when a parent or doctor may determine that a child has missed out on developmental stages and probably has a cognitive disability. But Bachman brought it to a whole new level by suggesting that a vaccine administered to girls ages 11-12 could cause spontaneous mental retardation. Her response when the media called her out on the dangers of making such uninformed statements that could cause a health panic... "well, i'm not a doctor". This is the republican party... a bunch of idiots giving their uninformed opinions on subjects they do not understand without any regard for the consequences It is so scary to see how the mentality that lead to the Japanese Internment camps of WW II still exists today. FEAR the BROWN PEOPLE! Not only are they taking your jobs, they may take your LIFE! Donate to the GOP to save your very life! Mikey1969: Tricky Chicken Farker: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. "Promoting liberal positions" is NOT the same as 'laughing at conservative positions because they are absolutely retarded', sport. Fixed your Fark handle for you, too, BTW. Fark, like reality, has a liberal bias. BlindRaise: Fark.com is hands down of the most feverish liberal circle jerks in existence... yet somehow I can't look away! Good. Maybe you'll learn something. We'll find out if you're a real American or a RINO. It's pretty easy because fact are like kryptonite to conservatives. 1) Where was Barack Obama born? 2) The economy is in ________ shape now than when George W Bush left office. 3) True or False - Ambassador Chris Stevens knew a secret about Hillary and that's why he's no longer alive. Deathfrogg: dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. How has it been an environmental disaster? They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora. This issue has been known for over a decade. http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com image 620x350] Yep, they look illegal to me. No, there is a very legitimate issue here. Having lived in AZ(And having spent a lot of time in a town 10 miles from the border), this is a real thing. The farmers and ranchers complaining about this around 2000-2004 or or so is where this started. They actually have a legitimate beef. This gives no credence to the "Ebola monkeys are dressing up like Mexicans" shiat they're spouting here, but the environmental damage is far worse than a couple of rednecks on ATVs. Farking Canuck:... Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents? Yes. Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Oh for fark's sake. Fark is a silly-news aggregator that also mixes in a few important issues that get lots of comments because both kinds of links get clicks and generate ad revenue. The fact that so many conservative positions fall in the silly-news category is hardly Fark's fault. Destructor: Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality. Incurable ("Drug resistant") highly infectious tuberculosis is scary enough, thanks. And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern) and used ebola as kind of a "worst possible thing" example. I realize he's a republican and everything, but this is some pretty tepid stuff for this much outrage. This is a guy filling in silences in a local radio show. The problem with stupidity: Having it is easy. Fighting it is tiring. 1. A Madrassa in Indonesia 2. Better- but only because of the Republican Congress ! 3. False. It was *Bill* Clinton's secret that got him killed! dr_blasto: Is he stupid? Is he a liar? or Is he a stupid liar? Since he's a congresstain from IN, I think the last is most likely. Having gone to college and attended political science classes with Todd "the Tool" Rokita, Luke Messer (R-IN 6) and former IN Secretary of State and current inmate Charlie White, the answer is an emphatic "yes". // Side note, there's a special place in hell for anti-gay politicians who are... // Not saying he was gay in college, but those guys he slept with sure were Nadie_AZ: Serious Black: Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Okay, smarty-pants, tell me exactly how a poor kid from Liberia is supposed to get infected with Ebola, smuggle him or herself to Honduras, link up with a coyote there, get taken to the American border, and get released by the authorities into the public before the incubation period ends and he starts bleeding out. The CIA is flying them over in a black flag operation targeted at Conservatives who live in Border States. All the Border states voted Romney in the last election, so this is revenge for their politics. Of course the Liberians kids are first being processed in Benghazi. Mikey1969: maxheck: It's been all of three weeks since Freep lost it's mind over a piece of cloth they thought was a Muslim prayer rug on the border. Warning, autoplay videos. Turned out to be a poncho, not even a Mexican poncho, more of a Sears poncho. Do you have a link to that followup? I'd forgotten about that one. Google "camarillo brillo," a Zappa song. He'd have something to say about this clown. Chameleon: And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, Thanks for the data. I would have thought TB would have been worse in Central America. I'm pleasantly surprised. fireclown: He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern) and used ebola as kind of a "worst possible thing" example. I realize he's a republican and everything, but this is some pretty tepid stuff for this much outrage. This is a guy filling in silences in a local radio show. So instead of saying something that I'd hope almost everyone agrees with is an issue that needs resolution, he took off his pants, put them on his head, coated them with gasoline, and lit them on fire. Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Didn't I hear something about Representative Todd Rokita(R-IN) being caught up and arrested in a gay prostitution scandal? Because I am pretty sure that is a fact. Mikey1969: Deathfrogg: dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. How has it been an environmental disaster? They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora. This issue has been known for over a decade. http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com image 620x350] Yep, they look illegal to me. No, there is a very legitimate issue here. Having lived in AZ(And having spent a lot of time in a town 10 miles from the border), this is a real thing. The farmers and ranchers complaining about this around 2000-2004 or or so is where this started. They actually have a legitimate beef. [i.ytimg.com image 480x360] This gives no credence to the "Ebola monkeys are dressing up like Mexicans" shiat they're spouting here, but the environmental damage is far worse than a couple of rednecks on ATVs. Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. On another note, don't people that own land/live on the border deserve equal protection of their property like everyone else (not all border land is public lands)... if I lived on the border, I would have the trespassers will be shot signs everywhere, in English and Spanish.. since the Government seems to be doing very little about it. A bigoted moron from The Region? I am shocked. Munster is a shiat-hole. I read BlindRaise's comment as a sort of sarcastic representation of what people like tricky chicken are doing in this thread (and others). Not as something he/she really meant. Serious Black: fireclown: He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern) and used ebola as kind of a "worst possible thing" example. I realize he's a republican and everything, but this is some pretty tepid stuff for this much outrage. This is a guy filling in silences in a local radio show. So instead of saying something that I'd hope almost everyone agrees with is an issue that needs resolution, he took off his pants, put them on his head, coated them with gasoline, and lit them on fire. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. " Yeah. That's some fire-breathing lunacy right there. Chameleon: Destructor: Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality. Incurable ("Drug resistant") highly infectious tuberculosis is scary enough, thanks. And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, [img.static.reliefweb.int image 680x481] This is not reducing the scare factor. It is, in fact, increasing it. /Shut... Down... Everything..... fireclown: Serious Black: fireclown: He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern) and used ebola as kind of a "worst possible thing" example. I realize he's a republican and everything, but this is some pretty tepid stuff for this much outrage. This is a guy filling in silences in a local radio show. So instead of saying something that I'd hope almost everyone agrees with is an issue that needs resolution, he took off his pants, put them on his head, coated them with gasoline, and lit them on fire. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. " Yeah. That's some fire-breathing lunacy right there. Just wait until he bemoans all the spending wasted on dealing with these individuals and how Obama just wants a blank check. All those dark skinned continents look alike. eagles95: Considering most Americans have 0 sense of geography it will gain traction. Is this really true? I know my daughter has a bit of a failing with geopraphy. But she's 13. Still... It drives me up the wall when she asks things like, "is Virginia in Maryland?" Or, is Mexico a state?" So needless to say, my wife and I give her geography lessons pretty much every day. Should they be teaching this stuff in school? Obviously, yeah. But evidently, it's not getting through. Anyone else notice the right-wing rants of paranoia arguing to not let these true Christians back into the country because of their cooties?I swear, I wonder how they overcome their fear just to get out of bed in the morning. Destructor: Chameleon: Destructor: Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality. Incurable ("Drug resistant") highly infectious tuberculosis is scary enough, thanks. And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, [img.static.reliefweb.int image 680x481] This is not reducing the scare factor. It is, in fact, increasing it. /Shut... Down... Everything..... Heh. You want scary? TB is treated with a 6-month long drug regimen including at least two front-line drugs. MDR TB is treatable with a 2-year long drug regimen including at least three second-line drugs with nasty side effects. XDR TB is resistant to all currently known drug regimens. /Note the relative colors of the US and Honduras/Guatemala... fireclown: Chameleon: And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, Thanks for the data. I would have thought TB would have been worse in Central America. I'm pleasantly surprised. It is significantly worse than in the U.S. or Canada. Important to consider: the people fleeing crime and poverty are more likely than the average populations of those countries to carry untreated disease. They live is below average conditions with lower access to health care.. It would not matter if Mexico had the same rate as America, disease is still an issue. I am sure someone will call me racist for that. Farking Canuck: What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions? Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents? yes My crazy tea party FB friend is way ahead of this guy! "So, just to clarify....... we are supposed to *trust* the CDC and their competence regarding their actions of deliberately bringing Ebola onto U.S. soil for the first time ever. The same CDC that has toed the Obama line and been *completely silent* on warning the general public that those pouring over our Southern border illegally, are carrying smallpox, scabies, Bubonic Plague, drug resistant strains of Tuberculosis and various other biological threats to our population's health, safety and welfare? Right. Got it. Thanks." If only there was some way to combat these diseases in the form of immunization! JAYoung: Anyone else notice the right-wing rants of paranoia arguing to not let these true Christians back into the country because of their cooties?I swear, I wonder how they overcome their fear just to get out of bed in the morning. Their desire for money exceeds any sense of self-preservation they might have. fireclown: Serious Black: fireclown: He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern) and used ebola as kind of a "worst possible thing" example. I realize he's a republican and everything, but this is some pretty tepid stuff for this much outrage. This is a guy filling in silences in a local radio show. So instead of saying something that I'd hope almost everyone agrees with is an issue that needs resolution, he took off his pants, put them on his head, coated them with gasoline, and lit them on fire. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. " Yeah. That's some fire-breathing lunacy right there. He could have said TB was a concern. He could have said measles was a concern. He could have said virtually any communicable disease was a concern. I agree that the kids coming to our border need to be screened. But why the flying fark did he have to throw in Ebola? When he's talking about a disease that has never once been contracted anywhere in the Western Hemisphere being a huge public health concern, yes, that is lunacy. Free Radical: My crazy tea party FB friend is way ahead of this guy! "So, just to clarify....... we are supposed to *trust* the CDC and their competence regarding their actions of deliberately bringing Ebola onto U.S. soil for the first time ever. The same CDC that has toed the Obama line and been *completely silent* on warning the general public that those pouring over our Southern border illegally, are carrying smallpox, scabies, Bubonic Plague, drug resistant strains of Tuberculosis and various other biological threats to our population's health, safety and welfare? Right. Got it. Thanks." If only there was some way to combat these diseases in the form of immunization! I know I trust someone saying things like this. That's the kind of rational person we need leading this great country! Where there's smoke there's fire. Methinks she doth protest too much. Indiana must be ground zero for this Ebola outbreak, in which they managed to export a sample to Africa to throw everyone off and planted a story in Breitbart. They have a bill to change the state symbol to this: Why refugees from Indiana are met at the border with quarantine tents and decontamination gear is the real coverup. Any Indiana produce or meat products should be disposed of by calling the local Hazmat authority. So scary they paid Germans to run the decon. dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. On another note, don't people that own land/live on the border deserve equal protection of their property like everyone else (not all border land is public lands)... if I lived on the border, I would have the trespassers will be shot signs everywhere, in English and Spanish.. since the Government seems to be doing very little about it. Yeah, they don't get to shoot trespassers though. It doesn't actually work that way. Even with Castle Doctrine, you still have to show that you were threatened and feared for your life or the lives of those around you. If the people are inside your house, that's pretty easy. Outside? not so much. durbnpoisn: eagles95: Considering most Americans have 0 sense of geography it will gain traction. Is this really true? I know my daughter has a bit of a failing with geopraphy. But she's 13. Still... It drives me up the wall when she asks things like, "is Virginia in Maryland?" Or, is Mexico a state?" So needless to say, my wife and I give her geography lessons pretty much every day. Should they be teaching this stuff in school? Obviously, yeah. But evidently, it's not getting through. Eh, why bother memorizing that which you can easily look up? Instead teach her to be curious enough that if she reads an article about country X and doesn't have relevant info she will look deeper. I don't begrudge people their geographical ignorance. I do get annoyed when they have opinions that hinge on such knowledge and then lack the knowledge. That just screams willful ignorance and stupidity. dwrash: Mikey1969: Deathfrogg: dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. How has it been an environmental disaster? They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora. This issue has been known for over a decade. http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com image 620x350] Yep, they look illegal to me. No, there is a very legitimate issue here. Having lived in AZ(And having spent a lot of time in a town 10 miles from the border), this is a real thing. The farmers and ranchers complaining about this around 2000-2004 or or so is where this started. They actually have a legitimate beef. [i.ytimg.com image 480x360] This gives no credence to the "Ebola monkeys are dressing up like Mexicans" shiat they're spouting here, but the environmental damage is far worse than a couple of rednecks on ATVs. Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. On another note, don't people that own land/live on the border deserve equal protection of their property like everyone else (not all border land is public lands)... if I lived on the border, I would have the trespassers will be shot signs everywhere, in English and Spanish.. since the Government seems to be doing very little about it. So do you feel that people who harm the environment illegally should be killed without a trial? dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Free Radical: My crazy tea party FB friend is way ahead of this guy! "So, just to clarify....... we are supposed to *trust* the CDC and their competence regarding their actions of deliberately bringing Ebola onto U.S. soil for the first time ever. The same CDC that has toed the Obama line and been *completely silent* on warning the general public that those pouring over our Southern border illegally, are carrying smallpox, scabies, Bubonic Plague, drug resistant strains of Tuberculosis and various other biological threats to our population's health, safety and welfare? Right. Got it. Thanks." If only there was some way to combat these diseases in the form of immunization! these are the first shots in the liberal war on not having autism As a side note. I once had a rather old great-aunt in all seriouslness ask me if AIDS originated by someone farking a monkey. Weirdest conversation ever. Said great-aunt had grown up in Appalachia during the Depression, so all I had to ask was "Have you ever eaten squirrel or possum? They don't have squirrels in Africa, they have monkeys." Serious Black: When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets anywhere in this country other than Detroit? When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets of Detroit? I grew up in Indiana, and people like this are why I'll never move back. This is the rule, not the exception. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. So is he going to put forward a bill to pay for more doctors and nurses for the increased level of medical screening that he wants to see? anniesmom: Great. Now my Facebook is going to blow up with this ignorant crap. Again. Sorry, but there never was such a thing as "my Facebook" WI241TH: Serious Black: When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets anywhere in this country other than Detroit? When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets of Detroit? i dunno, when was the last time the lions played Smackledorfer Eh, why bother memorizing that which you can easily look up? So you don't waste your time - and other people's time - digging for answers that can easily be remembered? Instead teach her to be curious enough that if she reads an article about country X and doesn't have relevant info she will look deeper. I don't begrudge people their geographical ignorance. I do get annoyed when they have opinions that hinge on such knowledge and then lack the knowledge. That just screams willful ignorance and stupidity. I begrudge people their geographical ignorance when it includes their home countries. IMO that indicates willful ignorance. Boy howdy, this thread went straight to hell. Serious Black: fireclown: Serious Black: fireclown: He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern) and used ebola as kind of a "worst possible thing" example. I realize he's a republican and everything, but this is some pretty tepid stuff for this much outrage. This is a guy filling in silences in a local radio show. So instead of saying something that I'd hope almost everyone agrees with is an issue that needs resolution, he took off his pants, put them on his head, coated them with gasoline, and lit them on fire. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. " Yeah. That's some fire-breathing lunacy right there. He could have said TB was a concern. He could have said measles was a concern. He could have said virtually any communicable disease was a concern. I agree that the kids coming to our border need to be screened. But why the flying fark did he have to throw in Ebola? When he's talking about a disease that has never once been contracted anywhere in the Western Hemisphere being a huge public health concern, yes, that is lunacy. It's like when Republicans talk about women's reproduction...they just don't know where on the 'crazy and ignorant' spectrum to stop talking... Grandemadaca: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x578][www.bethisad.com image 540x832] All those dark skinned continents look alike. Where did you find that map of South America? I'm wondering what the hell it's supposed to represent and all I'm finding on the web are situations where people used it in all seriousness thinking it was an actual map. Jackson Herring: Huggermugger: You misspelled every single one of those disease names. really makes u think #woah #wow What if they open a business called Bappsuelas Smal Pock's Sallon? WI241TH: Serious Black: When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets anywhere in this country other than Detroit? When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets of Detroit? It got pretty close in that 80's documentary they had... "Robo" something, it's on the tip of my tongue. Carn: I grew up in Indiana, and people like this are why I'll never move back. This is the rule, not the exception. I can relate. At least 71 individuals from the three nations affected by the current Ebola outbreak have either turned themselves in or been caught attempting to illegally enter the U.S. by U.S. authorities between January 2014 and July 2014. Wyalt Derp: "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. So is he going to put forward a bill to pay for more doctors and nurses for the increased level of medical screening that he wants to see? No, here's what he's going to do: He's going to demand that everyone gets turned back at the border. So they don't come through again, he is going to demand that they are all processed so we know their names. He is also going to demand that all of the children already here in the US get sent back immediately. Then, he is going to go home at night, dislocate his rotator cuff patting himself on the back, and sleep the sleep of the just(plain stupid) because he also called for less government waste at the border, since nobody needs medical screening if they're just going home. He won't spend a single second thinking about the contact the people at the border will have with these people before sending them on their way. Smackledorfer: fireclown: Chameleon: And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, Thanks for the data. I would have thought TB would have been worse in Central America. I'm pleasantly surprised. It is significantly worse than in the U.S. or Canada. The incidence rates (new cases per 100,000 people) of regular TB are worse in Central America (about 50 in Honduras and Guatemala, compared to around 4 in the US). However, that's still relatively low (compare to, for example, 970 in South Africa, or 231 in Pakistan). The prevalence (number of people infected) is higher in the US for both regular and drug-resistant TB. Weird how a phrase starts on the internet and it thrown around the world so fast. These are comments from a documentary the local news station did about children crossing the border. http://www.wral.com/the-journey-alone/13857882/ "says a lot about how secure our boarders really are. Little boys and girls can just walk right across. Al Qaeda, Taliban, Hamas, ect I'm sure are paying attention. Ebola carriers??? No reason to secure our boarders." "These "children" didn't just wander 1200 miles from Central America they had help. Help that came from several places. The Dream act, an open invitation to just come on over and set a spell at the US expense. Some of these "children" are actually gang members from Mexico..Some are from Qatar, Syria, Yemen. Are some now from Liberia and Sierra Leona? We don't know who or what is coming across the border. Read more at " "It's not a "journey alone." They're being sent with "coyotes" - human smugglers. The children are only a small fraction of those crossing. Customs & Border Protection has reported apprehending people from over 75 countries recently, including areas from the Ebola outbreak and known terrorist nations. The focus is on the children to generate sympathy, but there's a MUCH larger problem that's being ignored." blasterz: Grandemadaca: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 550x578][www.bethisad.com image 540x832] All those dark skinned continents look alike. Where did you find that map of South America? I'm wondering what the hell it's supposed to represent and all I'm finding on the web are situations where people used it in all seriousness thinking it was an actual map. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ill_Bethisad /thanks reverse gis I love this game. You take two totally unrelated current event stories and put them together to further your own agenda. We clearly need to join Israel in squashing Hamas. There are no depths to which Hamas won't stoop. In fact, you can't rule out their involvement in leaving US children in cars with the windows up on sweltering hot summer days. Won't somebody think of the children!?! SlothB77: At least 71 individuals from the three nations affected by the current Ebola outbreak have either turned themselves in or been caught attempting to illegally enter the U.S. by U.S. authorities between January 2014 and July 2014. Where is that from? Well dammit, NOW where are we going to get our slaves? Smackledorfer: fireclown: Chameleon: And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, Thanks for the data. I would have thought TB would have been worse in Central America. I'm pleasantly surprised. It is significantly worse than in the U.S. or Canada. Important to consider: the people fleeing crime and poverty are more likely than the average populations of those countries to carry untreated disease. They live is below average conditions with lower access to health care.. It would not matter if Mexico had the same rate as America, disease is still an issue. I am sure someone will call me racist for that. The vaccination rate in Central America is comparable to that of the United States. But bacterial infections spread by crowded conditions and exacerbated by poor nutrition and poor shelter are likely to be higher in these would-be immigrants/migrants/refugees/etc. BitwiseShift: upload.wikimedia.org So scary they paid Germans to run the decon. So we have Ebola, secret serums, and Ze Germans? Got a pretty good movie shaping up right here. RadiomanATL: Yes, this is true. The Honduran kids are jumping on a plane, traveling halfway around the world, catching ebola, jetting back home, and then thumbing it the last few hundred miles north. Brilliant. Same thing Obama's mom did while giving birth. Since there are cases of Ebola being reported in South America; you can almost bet its going to show up in united states eventually; our current administration wanting to "babysit" illegals; its bound to be an epidemic eventually; question is whether it can be contained; I seriously doubt it will. Besides as Dr, Ben Neuman put it; there isn't enough panic for anyone to actually give a shiat about it yet; sounds logical - wait until a massive epidemic happens then decide to do something rather then focus on it now and eradicate it. JusticeandIndependence: SlothB77: At least 71 individuals from the three nations affected by the current Ebola outbreak have either turned themselves in or been caught attempting to illegally enter the U.S. by U.S. authorities between January 2014 and July 2014. Where is that from? The same place 63% of all statistics are pulled from. Englebert Slaptyback: Smackledorfer Eh, why bother memorizing that which you can easily look up? So you don't waste your time - and other people's time - digging for answers that can easily be remembered? Instead teach her to be curious enough that if she reads an article about country X and doesn't have relevant info she will look deeper. I don't begrudge people their geographical ignorance. I do get annoyed when they have opinions that hinge on such knowledge and then lack the knowledge. That just screams willful ignorance and stupidity. I begrudge people their geographical ignorance when it includes their home countries. IMO that indicates willful ignorance. How much detail? I can label all fifty states. I cannot give capitals for many of them. My knowledge of state borders has little effect on my life. The same goes for my lack of capital memorization. As for wasting time: it would be almost impossible to spend more time looking up the capital of georgia (yes I know it) than it would take to memorize it in the first place. That is the folly of excessive rote memorization. SlothB77: At least 71 individuals from the three nations affected by the current Ebola outbreak have either turned themselves in or been caught attempting to illegally enter the U.S. by U.S. authorities between January 2014 and July 2014. Google phrase... Breitbart news. Oh, never mind. Serious Black: Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Okay, smarty-pants, tell me exactly how a poor kid from Liberia is supposed to get infected with Ebola, smuggle him or herself to Honduras, link up with a coyote there, get taken to the American border, and get released by the authorities into the public before the incubation period ends and he starts bleeding out. Not at all related to the observation. The fact is, if you read the headlines in the politics thread, over 90% read as if posted by a liberal. Now I understand that this particular demographic is overwhelmingly liberal, but there are some of us middle of the road people that notice the huge slant. Many of the stories that mock liberal talking points never get green light probably because they aren't right bashing. Sort of like how the story about Nate Silver proving that it really IS the democrats talking about impeachment got submitted by somebody and buried. Or that almost any article submitted to TPM gets a green light. We are not democrat talking points, we are Fark.com We already have been infected by a virus frum Africuuu. It came over from Kenyu and infected tha WHITE HOUSE YALL!!! /it hurt typing that Grandemadaca: All those dark skinned continents look alike. Does it bother you at all that the map of South America is hilariously wrong, and apparently sourced from an alternative history collaboration project? If nothing else, the fact that Brazil isn't the largest country on the map should have been a tip-off... =Smidge= Misconduc: Since there are cases of Ebola being reported in South America; You're gonna need a very reputable citation for this. Misconduc: Since there are cases of Ebola being reported in South America; you can almost bet its going to show up in united states eventually; our current administration wanting to "babysit" illegals; its bound to be an epidemic eventually; question is whether it can be contained; I seriously doubt it will. Besides as Dr, Ben Neuman put it; there isn't enough panic for anyone to actually give a shiat about it yet; sounds logical - wait until a massive epidemic happens then decide to do something rather then focus on it now and eradicate it. What is this... I don't even.... A tin foil hat enthusiast on the radio this morning thinks the government wants the ebola scare so they can come in their white suits and take anybody they want. We all know they can't do that NOW. Tricky Chicken: Serious Black: Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Okay, smarty-pants, tell me exactly how a poor kid from Liberia is supposed to get infected with Ebola, smuggle him or herself to Honduras, link up with a coyote there, get taken to the American border, and get released by the authorities into the public before the incubation period ends and he starts bleeding out. Not at all related to the observation. The fact is, if you read the headlines in the politics thread, over 90% read as if posted by a liberal. Now I understand that this particular demographic is overwhelmingly liberal, but there are some of us middle of the road people that notice the huge slant. Many of the stories that mock liberal talking points never get green light probably because they aren't right bashing. Sort of like how the story about Nate Silver proving that it really IS the democrats talking about impeachment got submitted by somebody and buried. Or that almost any article submitted to TPM gets a green light. We are not democrat talking points, we are Fark.com Your assumption that it should be equal is where you failed. Boy, is subby a moron SlothB77: At least 71 individuals from the three nations affected by the current Ebola outbreak have either turned themselves in or been caught attempting to illegally enter the U.S. by U.S. authorities between January 2014 and July 2014 You might think that'd be big news. The fact that there is no corroboration at all just shows how deep the conspiracy goes. Englebert Slaptyback: Smackledorfer Eh, why bother memorizing that which you can easily look up? So you don't waste your time - and other people's time - digging for answers that can easily be remembered? Instead teach her to be curious enough that if she reads an article about country X and doesn't have relevant info she will look deeper. I don't begrudge people their geographical ignorance. I do get annoyed when they have opinions that hinge on such knowledge and then lack the knowledge. That just screams willful ignorance and stupidity. I begrudge people their geographical ignorance when it includes their home countries. IMO that indicates willful ignorance. I read a great article on this awhile back. People in Europe don't really know jack about the US(Yeah, they know that Texas is full of "cowboys", and stuff like that), but they know all about Europe. The US is bigger than Europe. The point was that people in the US have comparable geographical knowledge to Europeans who can cross 3 countries in a day. It was rather interesting. Friction8r: CheapEngineer: Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America. That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office. Referencing a conversation he had with U.S. Rep. Larry Bucshon, R-Newburgh, who is a heart surgeon, Rokita said they agreed there is a public health risk associated with the federal refugee agency placing immigrant children in the homes of U.S. relatives or sponsors. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred. So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately. Sorry, but Breitbart isn't s source, as much as a cesspool. I put more faith in things scratched in the paint of truckstop bathroom stalls. Thanks for making my point. ZOMG Breitbart is teh devil cuz libs. no brietbart was the devil because he had no problem being dishonest, disingenuous, flat out lying and sponsored frameup artists like james okeefe, but now he's a decomposing corpse whose digital legacy still stumbles around the internet trying to bash people over the head and feast on the brainy goodness inside. and nary a fact has ever been found on brietbart.com that hasn't been twisted and tortured into whatever pretzelized shape necessary to plug into that day's two minutes of hate. Misconduc: Since there are cases of Ebola being reported in South America; you can almost bet its going to show up in united states eventually; our current administration wanting to "babysit" illegals; its bound to be an epidemic eventually; question is whether it can be contained; I seriously doubt it will. Besides as Dr, Ben Neuman put it; there isn't enough panic for anyone to actually give a shiat about it yet; sounds logical - wait until a massive epidemic happens then decide to do something rather then focus on it now and eradicate it. This is factually wrong in nearly every possible way. Congratulations, I guess? WhiskeyBender: We already have been infected by a virus frum Africuuu. It came over from Kenyu and infected tha WHITE HOUSE YALL!!! /it hurt typing that KAWAII NO AFRICUUU!! monoski: It is so scary to see how the mentality that lead to the Japanese Internment camps of WW II still exists today. I don't even want to think about what percentage of our population would support the internment of immigrants. Purdue_Pete: And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred. So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately. Linking to Breitbart?? Seriously?? Chameleon: Smackledorfer: fireclown: Chameleon: And is no more common in Central America than it is in the US,,, Thanks for the data. I would have thought TB would have been worse in Central America. I'm pleasantly surprised. It is significantly worse than in the U.S. or Canada. The incidence rates (new cases per 100,000 people) of regular TB are worse in Central America (about 50 in Honduras and Guatemala, compared to around 4 in the US). However, that's still relatively low (compare to, for example, 970 in South Africa, or 231 in Pakistan). The prevalence (number of people infected) is higher in the US for both regular and drug-resistant TB. Yea you wouldn't want to use the incidence rate that reflects the chances of contracting a disease that has latent and active stages right? Also convenient how you chopped off the rest of my post explaining how people fleeing their countries are unlikely to be a representative sampling. Welcome to fark I suppose. JusticeandIndependence: Your assumption that it should be equal is where you failed. I don't know if you were around during the Fark political leaning meter times. Fark made a feeble effort to show that they really weren't extremely left leaning. So, the assumption is from Fark that they are somehow neutral. What I amazed is this guy has the smarts to not call the Midwest "Central America", because everything else he says is flaming pants on head retarded. Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? Smidge204: Grandemadaca: All those dark skinned continents look alike. Does it bother you at all that the map of South America is hilariously wrong, and apparently sourced from an alternative history collaboration project? If nothing else, the fact that Brazil isn't the largest country on the map should have been a tip-off... =Smidge= Meh. Does it matter? They all have teh ebola. /didn't look closely when picking maps for my lame joke. THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICAN VOTERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE nytmare: RadiomanATL: Yes, this is true. The Honduran kids are jumping on a plane, traveling halfway around the world, catching ebola, jetting back home, and then thumbing it the last few hundred miles north. Brilliant. Same thing Obama's mom did while giving birth. It all makes sense now. SlothB77: At least 71 individuals from the three nations affected by the current Ebola outbreak have either turned themselves in or been caught attempting to illegally enter the U.S. by U.S. authorities between January 2014 and July 2014. So this person who leaked this report, who spoke only to Breibart (the most reputable of sources) on the condition of anonymity ... did he give the report to the site, and if so, why can't we see the report? I don't understand how you can be so completely skeptical on the one hand but eat whatever shiat they shovel into your mouth with the other. And then knowing the facts of how Ebola virus works and kills its host without major interventions (and even then, you'd likely die) how these individuals made it to the US alive? Thank you brave sir. Thank you for studying it out and exposing the dangerous and maniacal plan of Barockthecasbah Oblackman Tricky Chicken: JusticeandIndependence: Your assumption that it should be equal is where you failed. I don't know if you were around during the Fark political leaning meter times. Fark made a feeble effort to show that they really weren't extremely left leaning. So, the assumption is from Fark that they are somehow neutral. Yes I was and that was silly. Clemkadidlefark: Boy, is subby a moron Don't talk down to yourself. You have value! BlindRaise: Fark.com is hands down of the most feverish liberal circle jerks in existence... yet somehow I can't look away! Bless your heart. Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? Guys, I cannot even tell what's real anymore. This post is startlingly close to shiat I hear irl. sweetmelissa31: What if they open a business called Bappsuelas Smal Pock's Sallon? Ybowl'a Smackledorfer: Yea you wouldn't want to use the incidence rate that reflects the chances of contracting a disease that has latent and active stages right? Also convenient how you chopped off the rest of my post explaining how people fleeing their countries are unlikely to be a representative sampling. Welcome to fark I suppose. Using the incidence vs prevalence depends on what you are trying to talk about. If you are saying that a person from these countries are more likely to have TB than a person from the US, then yes, you are right and you should be talking about the incidence. If, however, you are trying to say that a wave of dirty immigrants is going to be coming up from the south and spreading their dirty diseases everywhere, then it is perfectly valid to note that the number of people coming into the country with TB is vastly smaller than the number of people already in the country with TB and it's stupid to panic over something that will not significantly bump the prevalence rates, and thereby will not significantly increase the chances of the average person coming into contact with the disease. The incidence rate does NOT reflect the chances of your contracting the disease in this case, unless you happen to be coming into close contact with a recent migrant, in which case your chance increases a tiny bit. I don't really get your point about TB having active and latent states, especially since latent TB is not usually spread? And I cut off the rest of your comment because I didn't disagree with it and therefore had no comment, and I hate when walls o'text get posted over and over, so welcome to Fark, I guess? Ah, main page crosspost. Of course. Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing? Did I miss a meeting? It's a way for the libs to make Republicans look like they are disrespecting the office. The Know-Nothings just called from 1856, and want their anti-Irish slur back. So.. Why is it that the "Pants-shiattingly-scared vs Not freaking out" divide is tracking pretty much exactly along "Republicans vs Everyone Else" lines? nytmare: RadiomanATL: Yes, this is true. The Honduran kids are jumping on a plane, traveling halfway around the world, catching ebola, jetting back home, and then thumbing it the last few hundred miles north. Brilliant. Same thing Obama's mom did while giving birth. Or Ted Cruz's mom. I want to get the notion that he's an anchor babby out there ASAP. Go ahead. Google it. You're gonna want to know before 2016 that probably isn't eligible to be President. I wish the media had the balls to just call out this sort of nonsense. Yes, they said "completely unsubstantiated claims" and "not one single case of Ebola has ever been contracted in the Western Hemisphere," but for those who skim the article or are geographically-challenged, why can't the headline just be: "Congressman Rokita's Fear-Mongering Lies Have No Basis in Fact"? When people stop trying desperately to get into this country it probably won't be worth coming to. Keep rubbing the luster off that Shining City on a Hill, eventually you'll get exactly what you want. Tricky Chicken: Farked Chicken Hey look, someone's butthurt about being shoved into a pile of truth that counters his copypasta points yesterday and is trying to change the subject of this thread. You're still wrong, sunshine. Now back on subject, which is Stupid Republican Said Something Stupid To Rile Up His Voting Base. sprawl15: WI241TH: Serious Black: When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets anywhere in this country other than Detroit? When was the last time you saw sewage flowing down the streets of Detroit? i dunno, when was the last time the lions played laf Friction8r: There was an article on Drudge via Breitbart YESTERDAY (yes I know that libs will shiat all over posting those as sources) that referenced dozens of illegal immigrants crossing that were from African Ebola Countries. Africa has Ebola Countries? Really? Are those like Leper Colonies or Mississippi? maxheck: Meh... That's how car salesmen politicians talk on AM radio. They are just asking questions. We need to consider the possibility that those people have Muslim prayer rugs, that they are here with scabies, rabies and terror babies. Dr. Jack Badofsky: A- A- A lot of doctors are telling you how dangerous the summer sun's rays can be. So here's my summer tip: watch out for creatures that are foaming at the mouth. That's right. Summer is a prime time for abdivorus, commonly known as rabies. [holds up a stack of cards, which he reveals one at a time] "Rabies." But I doubt that you are aware of the many strains of rabies that you can fall victim to. For example, should you be bitten by an ownerless dog, that's "Straybies." And a foaming French poodle can give you "Qu'est-ce Que-C'estbies." A- A mad Mexican hairless can give you "Alejandro-Reybies," a crazed reindeer can inflict "Sleighbies," a spider bite can lead to "Curds- and-Wheybies," and a demented gorilla's a potential killer with "Fay- Wraybies." A grandmother frothing at the mouth can inflict "Crochetbies," and being bitten by a stuttering bigot can lead to "K-K-K-bies." Getting bitten by Elmer Fudd can give you a real painful case of "Waybies," and if you're making love to a woman and you finish before she does, she's liable to get mad and bite you. That's "Mislaybies." [applause] I was once bitten by my former wife and got "Ex-Raybies." She was a radiologist. [some groans] A bite by a wry humorist can give you "Carawaybies." [more groans] That's a wry humorist...OK. Being bitten by a rabid rabbi can get you "Oy-Veybies," [applause] and if you leg gets chomped on by a crazy poet, that's "Edna-St.-Vincent- Milaybies." And "Paraguaybies" is what you get if you're bitten by two mad Latin American homosexuals. Linda Lovelace could get you "Fellabies"- Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Thank you brave sir. Thank you for studying it out and exposing the dangerous and maniacal plan of Barockthecasbah Oblackman Aaaaand now that song is stuck in my head. wtf Carn: I grew up in Indiana, and people like this are why I'll never move back. This is the rule, not the exception. I grew up in Northwest Indiana, the rampant racism is why I'll never move back. I went to one of the casinos on the lake on a recent trip back and was flirting outrageously with one of the pit bosses. She was humoring me and it was a good time. She went on break and I asked the dealer 'Where'd the pretty pit boss go?" She replied "You mean the BLACK girl?" in a disgusted voice. I was a bit floored. Mostly because I wasn't expecting the racism, but also because if I were asked to try to categorize the woman's race I would have had to guess some sort of mix. Perhaps arabic/european, maybe south american/russian? Slightly tan beautiful complexion. Smackledorfer: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? Guys, I cannot even tell what's real anymore. This post is startlingly close to shiat I hear irl. So you are in no way concerned about illegal immigrants carrying untreated diseases? Just a non-issue, right? Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: Farked Chicken Hey look, someone's butthurt about being shoved into a pile of truth that counters???his copypasta points yesterday and is trying to change the subject of this thread. You're still wrong, sunshine. Now back on subject, which is Stupid Republican Said Something Stupid To Rile Up His Voting Base. Yes, your research methodology is so much better than that of fivethirtyeight that you don't even have to back anything up. Nice try pumpkin. Just because it doesn't fit into your preconceived world view doesn't mean you can make it go away by denial. MyRandomName: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Report - Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border Leaked border patrol document show in list of countries crossing southern border. Yes liberals. Only central americans cross illegally. You are as stupid as the Congressman. Leaked report.....but no copy of said report could be posted...copied...pictured....just take their word for it. Ebola's are crossing via Mexico into the USA. Tricky Chicken: Carn: I grew up in Indiana, and people like this are why I'll never move back. This is the rule, not the exception. I grew up in Northwest Indiana, the rampant racism is why I'll never move back. I went to one of the casinos on the lake on a recent trip back and was flirting outrageously with one of the pit bosses. She was humoring me and it was a good time. She went on break and I asked the dealer 'Where'd the pretty pit boss go?" She replied "You mean the BLACK girl?" in a disgusted voice. I was a bit floored. Mostly because I wasn't expecting the racism, but also because if I were asked to try to categorize the woman's race I would have had to guess some sort of mix. Perhaps arabic/european, maybe south american/russian? Slightly tan beautiful complexion. You should try Wisconsin sometime. Their racism is way more pernicious and institutionalized. Tricky Chicken: I grew up in Northwest Indiana Smackledorfer How much detail? I can label all fifty states. I cannot give capitals for many of them. My knowledge of state borders has little effect on my life. The same goes for my lack of capital memorization. As for wasting time: it would be almost impossible to spend more time looking up the capital of georgia (yes I know it) than it would take to memorize it in the first place. That is the folly of excessive rote memorization. Having some awareness of one's surroundings isn't always 100% about practicality or need. We'll have to agree to disagree on what constitutes "excessive rote memorization". Confusean: Smackledorfer: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? Guys, I cannot even tell what's real anymore. This post is startlingly close to shiat I hear irl. So you are in no way concerned about illegal immigrants carrying untreated diseases? Just a non-issue, right? Pretty much. You're vaccinated, right? Tricky Chicken: you don't even have to back anything up. Oh, are you making a point? Well I'm all ears buttercup, let's see what you can come up with. Keep in mind, multiple people put you in your place yesterday on the Republican obsession with impeachment and this thread is about something else. Smackledorfer: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? Guys, I cannot even tell what's real anymore. This post is startlingly close to shiat I hear irl. What tipped my off was that he acknowledged that Hawaii was Obama's birth state. That shiat still doesn't fly in Derpland. Listening to Dexy's Midnight Runners can give you Poor Old Johnny Ray-bies. Watching Fat Albert can give you Hey Hey Hey-bies. Being a Christian can give you I Hate People Who Are Gay-bies. Being Cliven Bundy can give you Fees Are Something I Refuse to Pay-bies. Being a Republican can give you Don't Believe a Word I Say-bies. Chris Christie can give you All You Can Eat Buffet-bies. Tricky Chicken: Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: Farked Chicken Hey look, someone's butthurt about being shoved into a pile of truth that counters???his copypasta points yesterday and is trying to change the subject of this thread. You're still wrong, sunshine. Now back on subject, which is Stupid Republican Said Something Stupid To Rile Up His Voting Base. Yes, your research methodology is so much better than that of fivethirtyeight that you don't even have to back anything up. Nice try pumpkin. Just because it doesn't fit into your preconceived world view doesn't mean you can make it go away by denial. Just because you say it doesn't make it true. Pants full of macaroni!!: Everyplace outside the United States is the Third World, and all of it is the same disease-infested hellhole no matter where you go. Which is why it is best to never venture more than about 10 miles from your home. Except Israel. Vodka Zombie: You should try Wisconsin sometime. Their racism is way more pernicious and institutionalized. What gets me is the automatic assumption that I agree. Do they act like that in WI as well? I remember Chicago was extremely segregated not only by race, but also by country of origin. They had Irish, Polish and several other background specific neighborhoods. I get the impression the whole area is xenophobic. Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. Then Republicans have good reason to be worried, if they are a bunch of child-f*cking doorknob lickers who never wash their hands. anniesmom: Great. Now my Facebook is going to blow up with this ignorant crap. Again. Dude, package and market some kind of snake oil remedy/preventative and start selling it to all these people. "There is no documentation of a single consumer of Anniesmom Kryll Oil has EVER contracted Ebola!" He's after Gomer's title - stupidest congressman. It's gonna be close. cameroncrazy1984: Tricky Chicken: Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: Farked Chicken Just because you say it doesn't make it true. Exactly. BlindRaise: Fark.com is hands down of the most feverish liberal circle jerks in existence... yet somehow I can't look away! Me either. I think we're all waiting to see who gets the soggy biscuit. Mikey1969 I read a great article on this awhile back. People in Europe don't really know jack about the US(Yeah, they know that Texas is full of "cowboys", and stuff like that), but they know all about Europe. The US is bigger than Europe. The point was that people in the US have comparable geographical knowledge to Europeans who can cross 3 countries in a day. It was rather interesting. It helps to think of it in terms of units: RI is small and TX isn't, but each is one unit. I believe there are currently 28 members in the European Union. Someone living in the EU and having good knowledge of all the members would be comparable to someone having good knowledge of 56% of the US. That sounds pretty reasonable. snowshovel: Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing? Did I miss a meeting? It's a way for the libs to make Republicans look like they are disrespecting the office. You can tell, because it's only the Democrats that are doing it. dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Your ability to distinguish who is playing the race card is noted. Tricky Chicken: cameroncrazy1984: Tricky Chicken: Derp talking points, repeated Just because you say it doesn't make it true. Exactly. Saved for posterity. I laugh at your pathetic attempts to converse with other humans and you try to avoid me... too funny. Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: you don't even have to back anything up. Oh, are you making a point? Well I'm all ears buttercup, let's see what you can come up with. Keep in mind, multiple people put you in your place yesterday on the Republican democrat obsession with impeachment and this thread is about something else. Sorry, pet peeve. dwrash: The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster How so? Are they building dams or coal stations on their way in? Chameleon: Misconduc: Since there are cases of Ebola being reported in South America; you can almost bet its going to show up in united states eventually; our current administration wanting to "babysit" illegals; its bound to be an epidemic eventually; question is whether it can be contained; I seriously doubt it will. Besides as Dr, Ben Neuman put it; there isn't enough panic for anyone to actually give a shiat about it yet; sounds logical - wait until a massive epidemic happens then decide to do something rather then focus on it now and eradicate it. This is factually wrong in nearly every possible way. Congratulations, I guess? It was "allegedly" reported in South America; I just went to find the article and realized the farking article was from infowars. Go figure JusticeandIndependence: dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Your ability to distinguish who is playing the race card is noted. I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats... they make a living off of it because a few fringe groups on the right are asses and they what to characterize the opposition as racist (even though the vast majority are not). You also seem to hide the fact that your party and the last KKK member in congress, formed the KKK itself and has done everything to kill reconstruction since the civil war. You thrive on race bating... and you embrace racists like Sharpton and Jackson and give them a pass. Lord_Baull: Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: you don't even have to back anything up. Oh, are you making a point? Well I'm all ears buttercup, let's see what you can come up with. Keep in mind, multiple people put you in your place yesterday on the Republican democrat obsession with impeachment and this thread is about something else. Sorry, pet peeve. But seriously, how is this not exhausting for these politicians? To lie and twist every day, all day, to fuel a rabid fan base of idiots? Misconduc: there are cases of Ebola being reported in South America Farking liar. dwrash: Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. What area are you from? Because the area of IN that I grew up on was very big on racism. Mixed families were a thing of shame. It was quite prevalent from the limited area I saw. It seems from others here that it is common in other areas of the midwest. I don't know which parts of IN this guy represents, but I wouldn't say it is a stretch to think he covers some of the racist areas. Heck, I think the Klan started in IN. I don't think it is out of line to think there is an undercurrent of racism in this guy's stance. If there were a calamity in Canada, his position may well be much different. harrym: dwrash: The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster How so? Are they building dams or coal stations on their way in? Idiot... plain and simple. Did you even bother reading other comments and looking at the pictures of the trash heaps left behind. dwrash: You also seem to hide the fact that your party and the last KKK member in congress, formed the KKK itself and has done everything to kill reconstruction since the civil war. You thrive on race bating... and you embrace racists like Sharpton and Jackson and give them a pass. You know nothing about me. Don't pretend like we know each other and had discussions about these topics. Rixel: maxheck: Meh... That's how car salesmen politicians talk on AM radio. They are just asking questions. We need to consider the possibility that those people have Muslim prayer rugs, that they are here with scabies, rabies and terror babies. [snltranscripts.jt.org image 160x120] Dr. Jack Badofsky: A- A- A lot of doctors are telling you how dangerous the summer sun's rays can be. So here's my summer tip: watch out for creatures that are foaming at the mouth. That's right. Summer is a prime time for abdivorus, commonly known as rabies. [holds up a stack of cards, which he reveals one at a time] "Rabies." But I doubt that you are aware of the many strains of rabies that you can fall victim to. For example, should you be bitten by an ownerless dog, that's "Straybies." And a foaming French poodle can give you "Qu'est-ce Que-C'estbies." A- A mad Mexican hairless can give you "Alejandro-Reybies," a crazed reindeer can inflict "Sleighbies," a spider bite can lead to "Curds- and-Wheybies," and a demented gorilla's a potential killer with "Fay- Wraybies." A grandmother frothing at the mouth can inflict "Crochetbies," and being bitten by a stuttering bigot can lead to "K-K-K-bies." Getting bitten by Elmer Fudd can give you a real painful case of "Waybies," and if you're making love to a woman and you finish before she does, she's liable to get mad and bite you. That's "Mislaybies." [applause] I was once bitten by my former wife and got "Ex-Raybies." She was a radiologist. [some groans] A bite by a wry humorist can give you "Carawaybies." [more groans] That's a wry humorist...OK. Being bitten by a rabid rabbi can get you "Oy-Veybies," [applause] and if you leg gets chomped on by a crazy poet, that's "Edna-St.-Vincent- Milaybies." And "Paraguaybies" is what you get if you're bitten by two mad Latin American homosexuals. Linda Lovelace could get you "Fellabies"- Well done. dwrash: I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats... So when we see people at Tea Party rallies with shirts that say "Put the White Back in the White House" or a bumper sticker that says "Don't Re-Nig in 2012" that's Democrats? Misconduc: Chameleon: Misconduc: Since there are cases of Ebola being reported in South America; you can almost bet its going to show up in united states eventually; our current administration wanting to "babysit" illegals; its bound to be an epidemic eventually; question is whether it can be contained; I seriously doubt it will. Besides as Dr, Ben Neuman put it; there isn't enough panic for anyone to actually give a shiat about it yet; sounds logical - wait until a massive epidemic happens then decide to do something rather then focus on it now and eradicate it. This is factually wrong in nearly every possible way. Congratulations, I guess? It was "allegedly" reported in South America; I just went to find the article and realized the farking article was from infowars. Go figure Infowars makes Breitbart look like a Pulitzer Prize-winning outfit. JusticeandIndependence: dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Your ability to distinguish who is playing the race card is noted. He loves all his children, especially the little brown ones. Lord_Baull: Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: you don't even have to back anything up. Oh, are you making a point? Well I'm all ears buttercup, let's see what you can come up with. Keep in mind, multiple people put you in your place yesterday on the Republican democrat obsession with impeachment and this thread is about something else. Sorry, pet peeve. They can't accept facts when they don't like them. Even when shown mathematically. The Why Not Guy: dwrash: I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats... So when we see people at Tea Party rallies with shirts that say "Put the White Back in the White House" or a bumper sticker that says "Don't Re-Nig in 2012" that's Democrats? Irrelevant... besides we know that most of that crap has been photo-shopped anyhow. Do you believe everything you see on the internet? And yes, I know there are racists out there.. there are on both sides... its just the Democrats seem to make a living out of it. FTFA: "If we believe that a majority of them should be reunited with their parents in their countries, letting them diffuse into the community is just going to be harder to get them to the hearing, harder to find out where they are, who they are," Rokita said. Perhaps in order to keep track of their whereabouts they should be concentrated into camp-like facilities. "Concentration camps", if you will. The Why Not Guy: dwrash: I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats... So when we see people at Tea Party rallies with shirts that say "Put the White Back in the White House" or a bumper sticker that says "Don't Re-Nig in 2012" that's Democrats? Because you somehow think republicans are much much more racist? Or do you think republicans have a monopoly on the racists? Triple Oak: But seriously, how is this not exhausting for these politicians? To lie and twist every day, all day, to fuel a rabid fan base of idiots? I personally find it amusing how they rile up the base for 3 years with this shiat, then spend the election year explaining how they are moderate and bi-partisan and how it's really Oblahma that's not compromising. Then spend the next year wondering why their message didn't resonate. This is the sort of person that ends up in the Congressional Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. dwrash: the usual load of horse manure So when a Democrat is racist - See? They're playing the race card! And when a Republican is racist - Irrelevent. Besides, it's probably PhotoShopped. Tricky Chicken: Lord_Baull: Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: you don't even have to back anything up. Oh, are you making a point? Well I'm all ears buttercup, let's see what you can come up with. Keep in mind, multiple people put you in your place yesterday on the Republican democrat obsession with impeachment and this thread is about something else. Sorry, pet peeve. They can't accept facts when they don't like them. Even when shown mathematically. Maths like "romney in a landslide" maths. Chameleon: Smackledorfer: Yea you wouldn't want to use the incidence rate that reflects the chances of contracting a disease that has latent and active stages right? Also convenient how you chopped off the rest of my post explaining how people fleeing their countries are unlikely to be a representative sampling. Welcome to fark I suppose. Using the incidence vs prevalence depends on what you are trying to talk about. If you are saying that a person from these countries are more likely to have TB than a person from the US, then yes, you are right and you should be talking about the incidence. If, however, you are trying to say that a wave of dirty immigrants is going to be coming up from the south and spreading their dirty diseases everywhere, then it is perfectly valid to note that the number of people coming into the country with TB is vastly smaller than the number of people already in the country with TB and it's stupid to panic over something that will not significantly bump the prevalence rates, and thereby will not significantly increase the chances of the average person coming into contact with the disease. The incidence rate does NOT reflect the chances of your contracting the disease in this case, unless you happen to be coming into close contact with a recent migrant, in which case your chance increases a tiny bit. I don't really get your point about TB having active and latent states, especially since latent TB is not usually spread? And I cut off the rest of your comment because I didn't disagree with it and therefore had no comment, and I hate when walls o'text get posted over and over, so welcome to Fark, I guess? When incidence is higher it means you have people carrying a disease and spreading it without knowing they have it and/or the way(s) to reduce spreading it. Couple this with a bacteria that remains latent for up to a decade iirc and prevalence numbers are going to be far less informative than one might otherwise think. But I see we mostly agree on this issue on the whole, so no need to nitpick. dwrash: (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american). They're called your "grandkids" ... unless you are too embarrassed to admit it. dwrash: harrym: dwrash: The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster How so? Are they building dams or coal stations on their way in? Idiot... plain and simple. Did you even bother reading other comments and looking at the pictures of the trash heaps left behind. This, however, is perfectly okay, amiright? dwrash: harrym: dwrash: The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster How so? Are they building dams or coal stations on their way in? Idiot... plain and simple. Did you even bother reading other comments and looking at the pictures of the trash heaps left behind. Now you are suddenly worried about Environmental Disasters? Tricky Chicken: Carn: I grew up in Indiana, and people like this are why I'll never move back. This is the rule, not the exception. I grew up in Northwest Indiana, the rampant racism is why I'll never move back. I went to one of the casinos on the lake on a recent trip back and was flirting outrageously with one of the pit bosses. She was humoring me and it was a good time. She went on break and I asked the dealer 'Where'd the pretty pit boss go?" She replied "You mean the BLACK girl?" in a disgusted voice. I was a bit floored. Mostly because I wasn't expecting the racism, but also because if I were asked to try to categorize the woman's race I would have had to guess some sort of mix. Perhaps arabic/european, maybe south american/russian? Slightly tan beautiful complexion. My sister lives in Whitestown, IN... I'm always a bit creeped out by the town's name but not as much as I've been while driving through Martinsville on my way to Bloomington. I actually knew a hispanic family living in that town and their pre-schooler son was told by other little boys that they didn't want to play with him because he is brown. Gotta start them on their racism early. Tricky Chicken: Or do you think republicans have a monopoly on the racists? If you can quote me saying any such thing I'll donate$50 to the charity of your choice, in your name. Good luck.

threedingers: FTFA: "If we believe that a majority of them should be reunited with their parents in their countries, letting them diffuse into the community is just going to be harder to get them to the hearing, harder to find out where they are, who they are," Rokita said.

Perhaps in order to keep track of their whereabouts they should be concentrated into camp-like facilities. "Concentration camps", if you will.

Sort of like Ellis Island.

Would this still be an issue if we had a workable guest worker program?  How hard would it  be to issue ID cards at the border for people that want to do some seasonal work?  Maybe let people pick up an ID at the DMV too?

Tricky Chicken: Triple Oak: Tricky Chicken: Farked Chicken

Hey look, someone's butthurt about being shoved into a pile of truth that counters???his copypasta points yesterday and is trying to change the subject of this thread.

You're still wrong, sunshine. Now back on subject, which is Stupid Republican Said Something Stupid To Rile Up His Voting Base.

Yes, your research methodology is so much better than that of fivethirtyeight that you don't even have to back anything up.  Nice try pumpkin.  Just because it doesn't fit into your preconceived world view doesn't mean you can make it go away by denial.

And on the off chance you are a serious individual.

The 538 model didn't use natural language processing it simply counted uses of the term 'impeachment' from a Lexis Nexis search. As such the following results would all return positive.

We should impeach the president
We shouldnt' impeach the president
Why is that side talking about impeaching the president
Why isn't that side taking about impeaching the president
Why is TrickyChicken being dishonest about impeaching the president

and so on

HG

Tricky Chicken: Vodka Zombie: You should try Wisconsin sometime.  Their racism is way more pernicious and institutionalized.

What gets me is the automatic assumption that I agree.  Do they act like that in WI as well?  I remember Chicago was extremely segregated not only by race, but also by country of origin.  They had Irish, Polish and several other background specific neighborhoods.  I get the impression the whole area is xenophobic.

Most places in the parts of Wisconsin I visit (near Minnesota) don't have any racial differences to remark upon, unless we're going to count Norwegians and Germans as different races.

Farking Canuck: dwrash: (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american).

They're called your "grandkids" ... unless you are too embarrassed to admit it.

Not embarrassed... its just how it came out when I separated them into which kids belong to who.

FYI, the biggest challenges my kids face are their cultural differences while the kids are pretty oblivious to things at this point.

JusticeandIndependence: dwrash: harrym: dwrash: The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster

How so? Are they building dams or coal stations on their way in?

Idiot... plain and simple.  Did you even bother reading other comments and looking at the pictures of the trash heaps left behind.

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Now you are suddenly worried about Environmental Disasters?

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Who said I am only worried about the one and not the other?

Nice try at deflection though.

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

Well, thank you, Dr. Dwrash. Considering that a) smallpox exists only in laboratories b) scabies is a parasitic infection cured by simple hygiene and c) measles is a threat only to the unvaccinated, I think your concerns can be noted and dismissed. A better plan would be to ensure that ALL kids of school age are healthy and vaccinated by properly funding school nurse programs.

Also, environmental disaster? Are you referring to the litter problem on immigrant routes? Yeah, on a scale of 1 to BP Oil Spill, that's about a 2.

Lord_Baull: Triple Oak: But seriously, how is this not exhausting for these politicians? To lie and twist every day, all day, to fuel a rabid fan base of idiots?

I personally find it amusing how they rile up the base for 3 years with this shiat, then spend the election year explaining how they are moderate and bi-partisan and how it's really Oblahma that's not compromising. Then spend the next year wondering why their message didn't resonate.

Unfortunately, the message resonates to the important people, and by important people I mean those unimportant peons who vote for them. Nationally, they're an embarrassment, but in their little world of lobbyist-style back pocket funding, aides to always assure and stay positive, and potential reelection, they feel GREAT!

And then they lose to Obama and all hell breaks loose, impeachment talks from day one (even though, according to some non-sources, one side is "obsessed" with talking about it, because it's a terribly stupid idea that should be talked about), "folksy racism" exhibited by Farkers and Congresscritters alike... it goes on and on, my friends...

The Why Not Guy: dwrash: I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats...

So when we see people at Tea Party rallies with shirts that say "Put the White Back in the White House" or a bumper sticker that says "Don't Re-Nig in 2012" that's Democrats?

Their democrats pretending to be republicans

Farking Canuck: dwrash: (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american).

They're called your "grandkids" ... unless you are too embarrassed to admit it.

They would be.  If they were, you know, real.

LazyMedia: dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.

Well, thank you, Dr. Dwrash. Considering that a) smallpox exists only in laboratories b) scabies is a parasitic infection cured by simple hygiene and c) measles is a threat only to the unvaccinated, I think your concerns can be noted and dismissed. A better plan would be to ensure that ALL kids of school age are healthy and vaccinated by properly funding school nurse programs.

Also, environmental disaster? Are you referring to the litter problem on immigrant routes? Yeah, on a scale of 1 to BP Oil Spill, that's about a 2.

You forgot TB...

The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: Or do you think republicans have a monopoly on the racists?

If you can quote me saying any such thing I'll donate $50 to the charity of your choice, in your name. Good luck. Ok, I think you may have been saying that republicans and democrats have their representative samples of racists. Which is true. Some people seem to think republicans are predominantly racist. That has been shown to be wrong. Now there are pockets of population where racism is much more prevalent. kbronsito: My sister lives in Whitestown, IN... I'm always a bit creeped out by the town's name but not as much as I've been while driving through Martinsville on my way to Bloomington. I actually knew a hispanic family living in that town and their pre-schooler son was told by other little boys that they didn't want to play with him because he is brown. Gotta start them on their racism early. It is sad, but that kind of thinking is drilled into the kids very early. The stereotypes I heard as a kid led me to think that because I like watermelon, fried chicken, don't like to work hard, am lazy, and like free stuff, that I was really a black person. Since I did not know what made a person black, I figured that eventually my skin was going to start darkening and I was going to have to go away and live with another family. ITT: So many equating "Libby Lib OUTRAGE" with reality's "Point, point and laugh at the complete fool". Once again proving cons have absolutely no basis in reality at all. Serious Black: Phil Gingrey already said it. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jul/18/phil-g i ngrey/rep-phil-gingrey-says-migrants-may-be-bringing-ebo/ Thanks gods that idiot and Paul Broun ran for Senate. I'm sure their replacements in Congress will be just as stupid, but at least they won't be Phil Gingrey and Paul Broun. Satan's Bunny Slippers: ITT: So many equating "Libby Lib OUTRAGE" with reality's "Point, point and laugh at the complete fool". Once again proving cons have absolutely no basis in reality at all. But hey, a thread about yet. Another. Stupid conservative opening his mouth has been successfully derailed. Good thing derailing FARK threads changes abject reality, otherwise the Republican party would be full of moronic assclowns! Tricky Chicken: threedingers: FTFA: "If we believe that a majority of them should be reunited with their parents in their countries, letting them diffuse into the community is just going to be harder to get them to the hearing, harder to find out where they are, who they are," Rokita said. Perhaps in order to keep track of their whereabouts they should be concentrated into camp-like facilities. "Concentration camps", if you will. Sort of like Ellis Island. Would this still be an issue if we had a workable guest worker program? How hard would it be to issue ID cards at the border for people that want to do some seasonal work? Maybe let people pick up an ID at the DMV too? I never realized Ellis Island was used to house immigrants. I've learned something new today. Tricky Chicken: Ok, I think you may have been saying that republicans and democrats have their representative samples of racists. You've now attributed two claims to me which are in direct contradiction to each other. Mikey1969: Deathfrogg: dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. How has it been an environmental disaster? They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora. This issue has been known for over a decade. http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com image 620x350] Yep, they look illegal to me. No, there is a very legitimate issue here. Having lived in AZ(And having spent a lot of time in a town 10 miles from the border), this is a real thing. The farmers and ranchers complaining about this around 2000-2004 or or so is where this started. They actually have a legitimate beef. [i.ytimg.com image 480x360] This gives no credence to the "Ebola monkeys are dressing up like Mexicans" shiat they're spouting here, but the environmental damage is far worse than a couple of rednecks on ATVs. Still not as bad as the entire existence of Phoenix. dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Well that's nice. You still want to shoot kids crossing the border so that makes you a worthless piece of shait who should die in a grease fire. Tricky Chicken: What gets me is the automatic assumption that I agree. Do they act like that in WI as well? I remember Chicago was extremely segregated not only by race, but also by country of origin. They had Irish, Polish and several other background specific neighborhoods. I get the impression the whole area is xenophobic. I'm from the southeast and I've actually found that everyone is Xenophobic in different ways. The northeast is good old racist. You can tell where they're going and what for. Not anti-religious (exception for antisemitism in new england ). Southeastern people are anti-islamic and anti-athiest, but actually LESS racist than everywhere else I've been. We also have less antisemitism in many states. I would like to note that "antisemitism" and "preconceived notions about jewish people" are two different things. There are preconceived notions, just not "damn jews control everything" or "cheap bastard" notions. South Westerners seem to just plain hate "Mexicans". It probably stems from frustration of having a significant portion of the population cross the border and not being able to effectively communicate. But I haven't seen anyone who cares about religion in the slightest. I don't know the mid-westerners or north westerners well enough to judge them as a group and lump them all together in a way that makes me feel superior. I know the north-west had a nazi problem in the 90s. Holy Crap! It's true! Some lunatic in a loincloth and Denver Broncos Super XLVIII Champions tshirt just burst through my door and took a big bloody dump on rug. He ran out and jumped into a van that said 'Change We Can Believe In.' Share this with every real patriot you know so that they can prepare. Fart_Machine: dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Well that's nice. You still want to shoot kids crossing the border so that makes you a worthless piece of shait who should die in a grease fire. There are more than kids coming across the border... only about 25% of those crossing the borders are. Then there are the gangs and traffickers that are also crossing. dwrash: Who said I am only worried about the one and not the other? dwrash: You also seem to hide the fact that your party and the last KKK member in congress, formed the KKK itself and has done everything to kill reconstruction since the civil war. You thrive on race bating... and you embrace racists like Sharpton and Jackson and give them a pass. And you don't see the irony? You knew so much about me...... dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Well that's nice. You still want to shoot kids crossing the border so that makes you a worthless piece of shait who should die in a grease fire. There are more than kids coming across the border... only about 25% of those crossing the borders are. Then there are the gangs and traffickers that are also crossing. Kill em all and let Gawd sort em out! Yeeeee Haw! abhorrent1: Herp Derp. Central is exactly the same as Africa. /Another clueless republican. //how do these farking people get elected? Whatever your particular problem is, I promise you, the GOP is not the least bit interested in solving it. They are interested in two things and two things only: making you afraid of it and telling you who's to blame for it. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you win elections. You gather a group of middle-aged, middle-class, middle-income voters who remember with longing an easier time, and you talk to them about family and American values and character. And wave an old photo of the President's middle name and you scream about patriotism and you tell them he's to blame for their lot in life, and you go on television and you call him a muslim. thisisyourbrainonFark: Still not as bad as the entire existence of Phoenix. You'll get no argument from me on that. God, I hated living there. I DID have fun when I lived and worked in the heart of downtown, but the rest was just brutal. beakgeek: This is the sort of person that ends up in the Congressional Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. Yea, we need him for that now that Bachmann is gone. dr_blasto: Is he stupid? Is he a liar? or Is he a stupid liar? Since he's a congresstain from IN, I think the last is most likely. Having recently moved out of Gravyoplis Fathumpiana Indiana after living there for almost a year...yes. Mikey1969: Deathfrogg: dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. How has it been an environmental disaster? They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora. This issue has been known for over a decade. http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com image 620x350] Yep, they look illegal to me. No, there is a very legitimate issue here. Having lived in AZ(And having spent a lot of time in a town 10 miles from the border), this is a real thing. The farmers and ranchers complaining about this around 2000-2004 or or so is where this started. They actually have a legitimate beef. [i.ytimg.com image 480x360] This gives no credence to the "Ebola monkeys are dressing up like Mexicans" shiat they're spouting here, but the environmental damage is far worse than a couple of rednecks on ATVs. So, localized litter and erosion. Yep, that's an environmental disaster, all right. Oddly, most Superfund sites can't be cleaned up by a Scout troop. LazyMedia: So, localized litter and erosion. Yep, that's an environmental disaster, all right. Oddly, most Superfund sites can't be cleaned up by a Scout troop. Isn't it odd to hear the folks who brought us "Coal Rolling" whine about litter? BTW, dumb people, Ebola is hard to catch. It requires close contact with bodily fluids. The reason it spreads in Africa is because people there hand-wash their dead before burial, and get exposed to the virus. In antiseptic America or Europe, it wouldn't spread at all. Mikey1969: Deathfrogg: dwrash: Mrs.Sharpier: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. How has it been an environmental disaster? They are crossing in environmentally sensitive national and state parks and leaving their trash all over the place.. and trampling endangered flora. This issue has been known for over a decade. http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html [cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com image 620x350] Yep, they look illegal to me. No, there is a very legitimate issue here. Having lived in AZ(And having spent a lot of time in a town 10 miles from the border), this is a real thing. The farmers and ranchers complaining about this around 2000-2004 or or so is where this started. They actually have a legitimate beef. [i.ytimg.com image 480x360] This gives no credence to the "Ebola monkeys are dressing up like Mexicans" shiat they're spouting here, but the environmental damage is far worse than a couple of rednecks on ATVs. I eagerly await the Breitbart link that details this assertion. mike_d85: anniesmom: Great. Now my Facebook is going to blow up with this ignorant crap. Again. Dude, package and market some kind of snake oil remedy/preventative and start selling it to all these people. "There is no documentation of a single consumer of Anniesmom Kryll Oil has EVER contracted Ebola!" Lol.... I like the way your mind works! LazyMedia: So, localized litter and erosion. Yep, that's an environmental disaster, all right. Oddly, most Superfund sites can't be cleaned up by a Scout troop. Localized across hundreds of miles of the US/Mexico border. Far, FAR more than the guys in ATVs in the picture I responded to were doing. But I get it, those were WHITE men, so they automatically increase their own environmental damage by a factor of 10,000. Besides, you don't really want Boy Scouts digging through feces and spoiled food mixed in with a pile of discarded backpacks. Or maybe you are that much of an A-hole, I don't know. The Why Not Guy: LazyMedia: So, localized litter and erosion. Yep, that's an environmental disaster, all right. Oddly, most Superfund sites can't be cleaned up by a Scout troop. Isn't it odd not unusual to hear the folks who brought us "Coal Rolling" whine about litter? Okay when they do it. The Why Not Guy: LazyMedia: So, localized litter and erosion. Yep, that's an environmental disaster, all right. Oddly, most Superfund sites can't be cleaned up by a Scout troop. Isn't it odd to hear the folks who brought us "Coal Rolling" whine about litter? Rolling coal is a constitutional right under the First Amendment. Picking up litter or requiring corporations to clean up the messes they make is big-government socialism. Preventing people from dumping their old furniture and shiat in the desert is another form of government interference. If you make illegal aliens pick up their litter, that means you have to let them into the country to do so. A side note, one can go out into the deserts of SE California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas (and pretty much any rural area in the country) and find giant piles of old televisions and household appliances and broken bottles surrounded by thousands of empty shell casings. But that isn't illegal aliens doing that, so it's ok. Lord_Baull: The Why Not Guy: LazyMedia: So, localized litter and erosion. Yep, that's an environmental disaster, all right. Oddly, most Superfund sites can't be cleaned up by a Scout troop. Isn't it odd not unusual to hear the folks who brought us "Coal Rolling" whine about litter? Okay when they do it. To expand, conservatives hate paying property taxes, then complain how our education system is failing. They hate voter fraud, then go out of their way to demonstrate it. They love freedom, but hate having to give freedom to gay people. They love Jesus, but what he preaches is communist socialism. Sorry I'm late to the thread, but the first to link Ebola to Central America? I don't think so, it is fact Hope and Change that beat him to it, AND Linked it to terrorism on account of how weak Obama is this week. Next week is Empty Suit week. HMS_Blinkin: HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out. I wonder how many Americans would think that North Dakota and North Carolina are basically the same thing, on the grounds that their directional statuses are identical. /probably more than 0% //and that's terrible. I've had call center operators want to switch me to an international department when finding out I'm calling from New Mexico. dwrash: The Why Not Guy: dwrash: I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats... So when we see people at Tea Party rallies with shirts that say "Put the White Back in the White House" or a bumper sticker that says "Don't Re-Nig in 2012" that's Democrats? Irrelevant... besides we know that most of that crap has been photo-shopped anyhow. Do you believe everything you see on the internet? And yes, I know there are racists out there.. there are on both sides... its just the Democrats seem to make a living out of it. We have to swallow as farking truth every last random blog post and Breitbart link *you* post, but we're not allowed to believe anything *we* see on the Internet? Go Home, Your Drunk \and an @ss dwrash: LazyMedia: dwrash: Ebola... probably no. But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc. We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public... The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster. Well, thank you, Dr. Dwrash. Considering that a) smallpox exists only in laboratories b) scabies is a parasitic infection cured by simple hygiene and c) measles is a threat only to the unvaccinated, I think your concerns can be noted and dismissed. A better plan would be to ensure that ALL kids of school age are healthy and vaccinated by properly funding school nurse programs. Also, environmental disaster? Are you referring to the litter problem on immigrant routes? Yeah, on a scale of 1 to BP Oil Spill, that's about a 2. You forgot TB... Deathfrogg: A side note, one can go out into the deserts of SE California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas (and pretty much any rural area in the country) and find giant piles of old televisions and household appliances and broken bottles surrounded by thousands of empty shell casings. But that isn't illegal aliens doing that, so it's ok. Apparently, this is also perfectly acceptable: yanoosh: Yeah we'd better be careful their brown skin doesn't my rub off on us, first signs are wanting to take a siesta and a thirst for tequila. Mi dio! It's got me.... Salud! Dear US friends, isn't it time you started testing your politicians for a measurable IQ and at least a basic knowledge of the world outside your borders as well as current events ? /Yes, so should we. Sorry, I don't have the patience to go through 400 posts on this, but I will say... This is a perfect example of how our political system is ruined. The ignorant fool who made this comment is a farking Congressman, someone who helps shape the nation, yet I'm not sure if he should be driving the short bus or simply be a passenger... " [He] suggested the better course would be to keep all the children together in one place. " hmm, this sounds vaguely familiar...where else have I heard of somebody forcing similar people to one place... Nadie_AZ: Serious Black: Tricky Chicken: Welcome to totally not liberal Fark, where over 90% if the politics articles over the last day have promoted liberal positions. Okay, smarty-pants, tell me exactly how a poor kid from Liberia is supposed to get infected with Ebola, smuggle him or herself to Honduras, link up with a coyote there, get taken to the American border, and get released by the authorities into the public before the incubation period ends and he starts bleeding out. The CIA is flying them over in a black flag operation targeted at Conservatives who live in Border States. All the Border states voted Romney in the last election, so this is revenge for their politics. Why need the CIA when Fartbama can just simply fly American ebola patients over here first class care of the CDC, NIH, and NIAID to spread the virus and put all that FEMA funding, the FEMA guns and ammo, and the FEMA camps to work? Conservatives were slow to pick up on the "illegal immigrants spread ebola" talking point because they've been focused on that one for over a week thanks to Rushbo and Alex Jones. Yay. Another thread ruined by trolls, even though there are no trolls on Fark. CheapEngineer: Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob, but that is 100% not what he said at all. He basically was saying "with everything we have going on globally (including an Ebola outbreak) placing 1000's unchecked children into out local communities is a health risk. ALSO refugees are coming to the USA from Africa, Asia, etc through (not from) Central America. That is in fact a valid worry - he should have never used the word Ebola though.... and he's still a dillweed that shouldn't be in office. Referencing a conversation he had with U.S. Rep. Larry Bucshon, R-Newburgh, who is a heart surgeon, Rokita said they agreed there is a public health risk associated with the federal refugee agency placing immigrant children in the homes of U.S. relatives or sponsors. "He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids," Rokita said. And I think the leaked report from the CBP was the source of his concern regarding Ebola: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/03/Leaked-CBP-Repor t- Shows-Entire-World-Exploiting-Open-US-Border The report reveals the apprehension numbers ranging from 2010 through July 2014. It shows that most of the human smuggling from Syria and Albania into the U.S. comes through Central America. The report also indicates the routes individuals from North Africa and the Middle East take into the European Union, either to illegally migrate there or as a possible stop in their journey to the United States. The data are broken down further into the specific U.S. border sectors where the apprehensions and contact occurred. So yeah - there won't be backlash - he has a valid point on our now apparently completely open borders to the world. I am an extremely compassionate person, but we're farking up a lot of stuff lately. Sorry, but Breitbart isn't s source, as much as a cesspool. I put more faith in things scratched in the paint of truckstop bathroom stalls. But you'll eat up anything you read on raw story or mother jones, right? Lord_Baull: Deathfrogg: A side note, one can go out into the deserts of SE California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas (and pretty much any rural area in the country) and find giant piles of old televisions and household appliances and broken bottles surrounded by thousands of empty shell casings. But that isn't illegal aliens doing that, so it's ok. Apparently, this is also perfectly acceptable: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x263] [media1.break.com image 610x406] Just FYI, that second pic is most likely an Israeli boneyard. Unless the US has started storing Merkavas for them. Englebert Slaptyback: Smackledorfer How much detail? I can label all fifty states. I cannot give capitals for many of them. My knowledge of state borders has little effect on my life. The same goes for my lack of capital memorization. As for wasting time: it would be almost impossible to spend more time looking up the capital of georgia (yes I know it) than it would take to memorize it in the first place. That is the folly of excessive rote memorization. Having some awareness of one's surroundings isn't always 100% about practicality or need. We'll have to agree to disagree on what constitutes "excessive rote memorization". So how much detail then? Let me guess, about the exact amount you happen to know, with those knowing more having wasted time and knowing less deserving your ridicule? :p Jackson Herring: WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC WHAT THEN OMG WHAT IF THEY'RE ALREADY HERE?! A GROUP OF BABOONS IS CALLED A "CONGRESS"!!!!!1111 Devil's Playground: CheapEngineer: Purdue_Pete: I hate defending a Tea Part nutjob... ...Sorry, but Breitbart isn't s source, as much as a cesspool. I put more faith in things scratched in the paint of truckstop bathroom stalls. But you'll eat up anything you read on raw story or mother jones, right? Has CheapEngineer been citing Mother Jones? I must have missed that. dwrash: JusticeandIndependence: dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Your ability to distinguish who is playing the race card is noted. I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats... they make a living off of it because a few fringe groups on the right are asses and they what to characterize the opposition as racist (even though the vast majority are not). You also seem to hide the fact that your party and the last KKK member in congress, formed the KKK itself and has done everything to kill reconstruction since the civil war. You thrive on race bating... and you embrace racists like Sharpton and Jackson and give them a pass. Democrats like Strom Thurmond and David Duke. Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? I think the most satisfying thing about threads like this is that most of these lib circle jerkers log into Fark politics threads throughout their "workday" while earning slave wages from their 1 percenter conservative overlords! No wonder they seethe with impotent rage! Lord_Baull: Deathfrogg: A side note, one can go out into the deserts of SE California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas (and pretty much any rural area in the country) and find giant piles of old televisions and household appliances and broken bottles surrounded by thousands of empty shell casings. But that isn't illegal aliens doing that, so it's ok. Apparently, this is also perfectly acceptable: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x263] [media1.break.com image 610x406] Yeah, those have been drained of caustic fluids and are actually maintained. Your point? Tricky Chicken: JusticeandIndependence: Your assumption that it should be equal is where you failed. I don't know if you were around during the Fark political leaning meter times. Fark made a feeble effort to show that they really weren't extremely left leaning. So, the assumption is from Fark that they are somehow neutral. Fark is not left leaning, it leans to funny. The vast majority of stupid to make fun of is on the right, face it you are on the side of the stupid, deal with it. Friction8r: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? I think the most satisfying thing about threads like this is that most of these lib circle jerkers log into Fark politics threads throughout their "workday" while earning slave wages from their 1 percenter conservative overlords! No wonder they seethe with impotent rage! So you earn a slave wage too? I assume thats why you're here. fireclown: He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern). Hmm. I think you meant Central american kids. I'm sure most, if not all of the undocumented kids people are talking about come from Central American nations. For south american kids come all the way up to the southern U.S. border to cross it illegally would be a very difficult, daunting and almost impossible ordeal. Not only the trip would be very, very long, but there is an almost impassable and mostly inhabited jungle/swampland area between Panama and Colombia called Darien Gap where if you don't die from some tropical disease, you as a kid probably would get recruited by guerrillas. So I guess we are pretty much safe from ebola carried by south american kids crossing the southern US border.. CheapEngineer: We have to swallow as farking truth every last random blog post and Breitbart link *you* post, but we're not allowed to believe anything *we* see on the Internet? Liberals do nothing but lie. That's why they're called LIE-burals. Conservatives tell The Truth™, the whole The Truth™, and nothing but The Truth™. Friction8r: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? I think the most satisfying thing about threads like this is that most of these lib circle jerkers log into Fark politics threads throughout their "workday" while earning slave wages from their 1 percenter conservative overlords! No wonder they seethe with impotent rage! Wrong. You know as well as I do that There Is No Such Thing As A Liberal With A Job™. dwrash: But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc lol Let's see- in TFA we have: Race-baiting? Check. Fear-mongering? Check. Absence of factual information in any way whatsoever? Check. Well, that seems pretty clear. *ahem* How the buttered FARK do these demonstrably stupid creatures get elected? If we're going to discuss public health hazards, let's start with whatever is in the water in these voting districts. There's obviously something having a deleterious effect on cognition and higher brain functions. Sofa King Smart: with all the talk of monkey butt rubbing in this thread this seems appropriate. [cf.juggle-images.com image 280x280] That was almost 10 years ago and I didn't know any better, dammit! I may have had a few drinks as well! Som Tervo: Tricky Chicken: JusticeandIndependence: Your assumption that it should be equal is where you failed. I don't know if you were around during the Fark political leaning meter times. Fark made a feeble effort to show that they really weren't extremely left leaning. So, the assumption is from Fark that they are somehow neutral. Fark is not left leaning, it leans to funny. The vast majority of stupid to make fun of is on the right, face it you are on the side of the stupid, deal with it. What makes you think I'm on the side of the right? I am just right of the majority of Fark. In other circles, they accuse me of being a lefty loonie hippie freak anti-murrican. The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: Ok, I think you may have been saying that republicans and democrats have their representative samples of racists. You've now attributed two claims to me which are in direct contradiction to each other. First I asked for a clarification of what your position might be. Hence the question mark. Then based upon your reply, I noted what your reply led me to believe. I was trying to understand whatever position you had. But now your position has become a moot point and I no longer am interested. Tricky Chicken: But now your position has become a moot point and I no longer am interested. Aww, what's wrong? Can't think of a third lie to tell about me? Tea Party Campaign Tactics: 1. If your opponent says something bat-shiat crazy or utterly stupid, counter it with something even more bat-shiat crazy or mind-numbingly stupid. 2. Sneeringly call your opponent a Librul, even if your opponent is Adolph Hitler. 3. Emphasize your anti-semitism, but praise Israel every chance you get. This works even if you are just running for county commissioner. 4. Make sure potential voters know that you know and support that God hate such Sodomites as queers, Democrats, Canadians and all Europeans. 5. Learn to say mi casa est su casa even as you vote to send raped alien children back home to be raped again. 6. Appear on Sarah Palin's internet channel. 7. Hold a birther rally. 8. Insist that all government functions except the military and the FBI be privatized. 9. Misquote the Constitution at least once weekly. 10. Blame Obama. Jairzinho: fireclown: He didn't actually suggest that the south american illegals actually HAD ebola, he mentioned that they could well have diseases (a legit concern). Hmm. I think you meant Central american kids. I'm sure most, if not all of the undocumented kids people are talking about come from Central American nations. For south american kids come all the way up to the southern U.S. border to cross it illegally would be a very difficult, daunting and almost impossible ordeal. Not only the trip would be very, very long, but there is an almost impassable and mostly inhabited jungle/swampland area between Panama and Colombia called Darien Gap where if you don't die from some tropical disease, you as a kid probably would get recruited by guerrillas. So I guess we are pretty much safe from ebola carried by south american kids crossing the southern US border.. Correct. I misspoke. I tend to think of everything south of Mexico as South America. I meant Central America. LazyMedia: BTW, dumb people, Ebola is hard to catch. It requires close contact with bodily fluids. The reason it spreads in Africa is because people there hand-wash their dead before burial, and get exposed to the virus. In antiseptic America or Europe, it wouldn't spread at all. The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: But now your position has become a moot point and I no longer am interested. Aww, what's wrong? Can't think of a third lie to tell about me? I said no lie about you. You were unclear. And you do not seem to understand how questions work. Go back and re-read the interaction. Sofa King Smart: LazyMedia: BTW, dumb people, Ebola is hard to catch. It requires close contact with bodily fluids. The reason it spreads in Africa is because people there hand-wash their dead before burial, and get exposed to the virus. In antiseptic America or Europe, it wouldn't spread at all. [media.boingboing.net image 600x641] Well, I am concerned about ebola and haven't had contact with anybody with the disease in any manner. It would be nice if we made some concentrated efforts to help the people in Africa that are at the greatest risk from the disease. But we do not seem to pay large amounts of attention to dying people in Africa very often. Unless we can make a movie about it later or perhaps have a hashtag campaign. Tricky Chicken: I said no lie about you. You were unclear. And you do not seem to understand how questions work. Go back and re-read the interaction. Your "question" had absolutely no relation to what I said. You were not asking for clarification, because what I said was 1. not unclear and 2. completely unrelated to what you were "just asking". Here's a summary: 1 - Poster claims only Democrats make race an issue. 2 - I respond with two examples of racism from non-Democrats. I mentioned Tea Partiers in my reply, but did not mention Republicans. 3 - You ask if I think Republicans have a monopoly on racists. You're not as tricky as you seem to think. dwrash: JusticeandIndependence: dwrash: Fart_Machine: dwrash: Just remember.. environmentalism is only good when it doesn't run counter to other 'humanitarian' issues. The hypocracy is rampant. Just remember, environmentalism is bad unless scary brown kids are involved. Then we've got to shoot them in the head for Jesus. Who the hell cares what friggin color they are?.. seriously. You lefties are the biggest racists ever. (FYI, my daughters kids are half pakistani and my sons kids are half african-american)... people need to quit playing the friggin race card. Your ability to distinguish who is playing the race card is noted. I know EXACTLY who is playing the race card... the democrats... they make a living off of it because a few fringe groups on the right are asses and they what to characterize the opposition as racist (even though the vast majority are not). You also seem to hide the fact that your party and the last KKK member in congress, formed the KKK itself and has done everything to kill reconstruction since the civil war. You thrive on race bating... and you embrace racists like Sharpton and Jackson and give them a pass. B-B-B-BUT ROBERT BYRD!!! Confusean: Smackledorfer: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong? Guys, I cannot even tell what's real anymore. This post is startlingly close to shiat I hear irl. So you are in no way concerned about illegal immigrants carrying untreated diseases? Just a non-issue, right? How much of an issue has it been for the last...*counts on fingers* 238 years? I mean if this is that serious an issue, if communicable disease is rampant, we should probably just suspend international travel all together. Seriously, because THEY DON'T DO HEALTH SCREENINGS AT AIRPORTS! And millions of people fly in and out of the United states every day and they co-mingle with people from AFRICAN EBOLA COUNTRIES! How has this public health menace not been addressed by the president????? Ground all planes and anchor all ships until we get this disease parade under control! Or were you under the impression that only illegal immigrants carry disease? This is a perfect story for Fark.com because Republicans being idiots is not news. Tricky Chicken: Sofa King Smart: LazyMedia: BTW, dumb people, Ebola is hard to catch. It requires close contact with bodily fluids. The reason it spreads in Africa is because people there hand-wash their dead before burial, and get exposed to the virus. In antiseptic America or Europe, it wouldn't spread at all. [media.boingboing.net image 600x641] Well, I am concerned about ebola and haven't had contact with anybody with the disease in any manner. It would be nice if we made some concentrated efforts to help the people in Africa that are at the greatest risk from the disease. But we do not seem to pay large amounts of attention to dying people in Africa very often. Unless we can make a movie about it later or perhaps have a hashtag campaign. This has been on the news in some form or another for weeks. There is a huge on-going operation to contain, treat and combat Ebola in Africa. Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something? Tricky Chicken: Sofa King Smart: LazyMedia: BTW, dumb people, Ebola is hard to catch. It requires close contact with bodily fluids. The reason it spreads in Africa is because people there hand-wash their dead before burial, and get exposed to the virus. In antiseptic America or Europe, it wouldn't spread at all. [media.boingboing.net image 600x641] Well, I am concerned about ebola and haven't had contact with anybody with the disease in any manner. It would be nice if we made some concentrated efforts to help the people in Africa that are at the greatest risk from the disease. But we do not seem to pay large amounts of attention to dying people in Africa very often. Unless we can make a movie about it later or perhaps have a hashtag campaign. The only things you can do for Ebola are to prevent it through proper sanitation, which we are helping to construct, and manage the spread of the virus through isolation, which I believe we are doing with people in west Africa. There simply is no cure. Hell, the emergency drug that the two American doctors took had only ever been tested on eight macaques beforehand, and they had no damn clue that it would work. The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: I said no lie about you. You were unclear. And you do not seem to understand how questions work. Go back and re-read the interaction. Your "question" had absolutely no relation to what I said. You were not asking for clarification, because what I said was 1. not unclear and 2. completely unrelated to what you were "just asking". Here's a summary: 1 - Poster claims only Democrats make race an issue. 2 - I respond with two examples of racism from non-Democrats. I mentioned Tea Partiers in my reply, but did not mention Republicans. 3 - You ask if I think Republicans have a monopoly on racists. You're not as tricky as you seem to think. So How is asking if you think republicans have a monopoly on racism lying about you even a little bit? The above sentence is formatted as a question. It does not meant as a statement attribution any position to you whatsoever. It is merely a request that you clarify a position. The question (3) you refer to is a simple 'yes' or 'no' question which you did not bother to answer. Instead you charged that it was in some way assigning a position to you. The non responsive reply you made led my reply which I conditioned with the preface "I think" since you were not forward with a cogent reply. Now you are into petty semantics about a position you are unwilling to advance. What is your position? Many of these illegal aliens coming over aren't even potty trained...and that's the adults! In the Illegal Alien holding centers the Border Patrol and immigration have to teach adults and teens how to use a toilet Ebola is spread by lack on sewage and sanitation. Ebola can spread easily among mestizos who do not practice proper hygiene and sanitation...just as it does in Africa Ebola is Cholera on steroids grumpfuff: Yay. Another thread ruined by trolls, even though there are no trolls on Fark. Yup, we've seen attempts to deflect to: "No, he's totally right" "Fark is biased" "Democrats are the real racists" "The left are the ones talking about impeachment. " "No it's an environmental concern." kbronsito: since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America? Yes, that's part of why the CDC is taking so many precautions. /Can I punch this asshole in the face? //The whole 'WE HAVE A CURE BUT WE'RE ONLY GIVING IT TO THE WHITES HA HA' meme is annoying enough ///It's a dangerous disease. We need to act like rational adults, because if this is what starts the apocalypse I'mma crack some skulls together before I go. Tricky Chicken: Now you are into petty semantics about a position you are unwilling to advance I'm unwilling to advance it because it's not my position. Again, if you can find a post where I said Republicans have a monopoly on racists or racism, I'll donate 50 bucks to your favorite charity in your name. If you can't, just admit you made it up. The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: Now you are into petty semantics about a position you are unwilling to advance I'm unwilling to advance it because it's not my position. Again, if you can find a post where I said Republicans have a monopoly on racists or racism, I'll donate 50 bucks to your favorite charity in your name. If you can't, just admit you made it up. I never said what you are accusing me of saying. Why are you lying about me? PsiChick: kbronsito: since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America? Yes, that's part of why the CDC is taking so many precautions. /Can I punch this asshole in the face? //The whole 'WE HAVE A CURE BUT WE'RE ONLY GIVING IT TO THE WHITES HA HA' meme is annoying enough ///It's a dangerous disease. We need to act like rational adults, because if this is what starts the apocalypse I'mma crack some skulls together before I go. That's the inside of the jet used to take the two American doctors over the ocean. ^^^^^ Supremely punchable face. ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: This has been on the news in some form or another for weeks. There is a huge on-going operation to contain, treat and combat Ebola in Africa. Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something? Wow, this has only been going on for weeks? I must have seriously sprained something being that wrong. For a while there I wrought this had been going on since the start of spring and had only recently started hitting the news here big time. I guess about 20 weeks is still a number of weeks. Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something? Tricky Chicken: I never said what you are accusing me of saying. Why are you lying about me? Couldn't find where I said any such thing, could you? The offer stands if you need more time, though I doubt you'll be any more successful. The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: I never said what you are accusing me of saying. Why are you lying about me? Couldn't find where I said any such thing, could you? The offer stands if you need more time, though I doubt you'll be any more successful. Couldn't find where I accused you of any such think could you? I will give you more time, though I doubt you will be any more successful. Tricky Chicken: blah blah blah I'll take that as a no. My$50 is safe.

Serious Black: PsiChick: kbronsito: since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America?

Yes, that's part of why the CDC is taking so many precautions.

/Can I punch this asshole in the face?
//The whole 'WE HAVE A CURE BUT WE'RE ONLY GIVING IT TO THE WHITES HA HA' meme is annoying enough
///It's a dangerous disease. We need to act like rational adults, because if this is what starts the apocalypse I'mma crack some skulls together before I go.

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That's the inside of the jet used to take the two American doctors over the ocean.

...You know it's not airborne, right? That the only way you can get it is if you come into contact with the bodily fluids of the patients? And that hazmat suits are a thing?

/Even if they'd been sitting right next to them they'd have been fine
//And they probably  weren't
///I swear these threads read like a list of who to avoid in the zombie apocalypse

Tricky Chicken: ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: This has been on the news in some form or another for weeks. There is a huge on-going operation to contain, treat and combat Ebola in Africa.

Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something?

Wow, this has only been going on for weeks? I must have seriously sprained something being that wrong.  For a while there I wrought this had been going on since the start of spring and had only recently started hitting the news here big time. I guess about 20 weeks is still a number of weeks.

Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something?

Now I KNOW that one had to hurt...

Please point to a factually inaccurate portion of my post...I have the day off so I can wait. ;)

ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: Tricky Chicken: ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: This has been on the news in some form or another for weeks. There is a huge on-going operation to contain, treat and combat Ebola in Africa.

Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something?

Wow, this has only been going on for weeks? I must have seriously sprained something being that wrong.  For a while there I wrought this had been going on since the start of spring and had only recently started hitting the news here big time. I guess about 20 weeks is still a number of weeks.

Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something?

Now I KNOW that one had to hurt...

Please point to a factually inaccurate portion of my post...I have the day off so I can wait. ;)

The bid bold part.  You said weeks.  and while you are technically correct (and that is the best kind of correct) most people refer to timespans measured in the 20 week rang as a number of months.  This has been going on since march.  You tried to play it off as continuous coverage.

The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: blah blah blah

I'll take that as a no. My \$50 is safe.

Very well, I concede.  I can find no place where you said something that I never accused you of saying.

Tricky Chicken: ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: Tricky Chicken: ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: This has been on the news in some form or another for weeks. There is a huge on-going operation to contain, treat and combat Ebola in Africa.

Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something?

Wow, this has only been going on for weeks? I must have seriously sprained something being that wrong.  For a while there I wrought this had been going on since the start of spring and had only recently started hitting the news here big time. I guess about 20 weeks is still a number of weeks.

Is it painful to be that wrong? Seriously, did you sprain something?

Now I KNOW that one had to hurt...

Please point to a factually inaccurate portion of my post...I have the day off so I can wait. ;)

The bid bold part.  You said weeks.  and while you are technically correct (and that is the best kind of correct) most people refer to timespans measured in the 20 week rang as a number of months.  This has been going on since march.  You tried to play it off as continuous coverage.

Wow...you are going to need to see a doctor. Nothing I said was inaccurate...nothing. You're arguing semantics because you have nothing. Put some ice on it, cos that much stretching will cause some inflammation.

I shiat u not. This was the first thing out of my teatarded colleuge yesterday.

It's like they just operate on snake brain instinct. Bad thing happens = 0000BBAAAAAMA!!! DERP!

ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: Wow...you are going to need to see a doctor. Nothing I said was inaccurate...nothing. You're arguing semantics because you have nothing. Put some ice on it, cos that much stretching will cause some inflammation.

Ok, will do.

Tricky Chicken: The Why Not Guy: Tricky Chicken: I said no lie about you.  You were unclear.  And you do not seem to understand how questions work.  Go back and re-read the interaction.

Your "question" had absolutely no relation to what I said. You were not asking for clarification, because what I said was 1. not unclear and 2. completely unrelated to what you were "just asking". Here's a summary:

1 - Poster claims only Democrats make race an issue.
2 - I respond with two examples of racism from non-Democrats. I mentioned Tea Partiers in my reply, but did not mention Republicans.
3 - You ask if I think Republicans have a monopoly on racists.

You're not as tricky as you seem to think.

So How is asking if you think republicans have a monopoly on racism lying about you even a little bit?

The above sentence is formatted as a question.  It does not meant as a statement attribution any position to you whatsoever.  It is merely a request that you clarify a position. The question (3) you refer to is a simple 'yes' or 'no' question which you did not bother to answer.  Instead you charged that it was in some way assigning a position to you.  The non responsive reply you made led my reply which I conditioned with the preface "I think" since you were not forward with a cogent reply.  Now you are into petty semantics about a position you are unwilling to advance. What is your position?

ooooh, ooooh, i got this one.

it's doggie style right?

/it's always doggie style

PsiChick: //I swear these threads read like a list of who to kill with an ax first to save time  avoid in the zombie apocalypse

:)

i state your name: /it's always doggie style

That's a shame.

PsiChick: Serious Black: PsiChick: kbronsito: since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America?

Yes, that's part of why the CDC is taking so many precautions.

/Can I punch this asshole in the face?
//The whole 'WE HAVE A CURE BUT WE'RE ONLY GIVING IT TO THE WHITES HA HA' meme is annoying enough
///It's a dangerous disease. We need to act like rational adults, because if this is what starts the apocalypse I'mma crack some skulls together before I go.

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 570x428]

That's the inside of the jet used to take the two American doctors over the ocean.

...You know it's not airborne, right? That the only way you can get it is if you come into contact with the bodily fluids of the patients? And that hazmat suits are a thing?

/Even if they'd been sitting right next to them they'd have been fine
//And they probably  weren't
///I swear these threads read like a list of who to avoid in the zombie apocalypse

Yes, I'm aware that it's transmitted via bodily fluids. I was just including a picture of what the CDC thought was necessary to protect the people traveling with the Ebola-infected doctors. And I have no problems with their doctors, nurses, etc. wearing impenetrable hazmat suits and using needle-less IVs.

Serious Black: PsiChick: Serious Black: PsiChick: kbronsito: since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America?

Yes, that's part of why the CDC is taking so many precautions.

/Can I punch this asshole in the face?
//The whole 'WE HAVE A CURE BUT WE'RE ONLY GIVING IT TO THE WHITES HA HA' meme is annoying enough
///It's a dangerous disease. We need to act like rational adults, because if this is what starts the apocalypse I'mma crack some skulls together before I go.

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 570x428]

That's the inside of the jet used to take the two American doctors over the ocean.

...You know it's not airborne, right? That the only way you can get it is if you come into contact with the bodily fluids of the patients? And that hazmat suits are a thing?

/Even if they'd been sitting right next to them they'd have been fine
//And they probably  weren't
///I swear these threads read like a list of who to avoid in the zombie apocalypse

Yes, I'm aware that it's transmitted via bodily fluids. I was just including a picture of what the CDC thought was necessary to protect the people traveling with the Ebola-infected doctors. And I have no problems with their doctors, nurses, etc. wearing impenetrable hazmat suits and using needle-less IVs.

*headdesk* It poses no threat if they're wearing hazmat suits, you idiot. Did you want them to travel in glass boxes with little holes for air or something?

Stephen_Falken: anniesmom: Great.
Now my Facebook  is going to blow up with this  ignorant crap.
Again.

Sorry, but there never was such a thing as "my Facebook"

FTFY

PsiChick: Serious Black: PsiChick: Serious Black: PsiChick: kbronsito: since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America?

Yes, that's part of why the CDC is taking so many precautions.

/Can I punch this asshole in the face?
//The whole 'WE HAVE A CURE BUT WE'RE ONLY GIVING IT TO THE WHITES HA HA' meme is annoying enough
///It's a dangerous disease. We need to act like rational adults, because if this is what starts the apocalypse I'mma crack some skulls together before I go.

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 570x428]

That's the inside of the jet used to take the two American doctors over the ocean.

...You know it's not airborne, right? That the only way you can get it is if you come into contact with the bodily fluids of the patients? And that hazmat suits are a thing?

/Even if they'd been sitting right next to them they'd have been fine
//And they probably  weren't
///I swear these threads read like a list of who to avoid in the zombie apocalypse

Yes, I'm aware that it's transmitted via bodily fluids. I was just including a picture of what the CDC thought was necessary to protect the people traveling with the Ebola-infected doctors. And I have no problems with their doctors, nurses, etc. wearing impenetrable hazmat suits and using needle-less IVs.

*headdesk* It poses no threat if they're wearing hazmat suits, you idiot. Did you want them to travel in glass boxes with little holes for air or something?

I have no idea why you're so gung-ho about attacking me over this. I was merely relaying a picture of what the CDC literally used to transport the doctors, and apparently I've now committed a mortal sin by simply relaying the facts of said transports. In any case, I'm simply deferring judgment to the CDC who is far more versed on the risk of flying with somebody who has Ebola, and they thought putting people in those suits, using needle-less IVs, and having the infected passenger lie in the middle of a tent with a HEPA-filtered ventilation system for the flight posed the least risk to the people traveling with them. That very well could be overkill, but given that the CDC has a bunch of doctors on staff and I have no formal medical training, I have no place to talk.

Joe Peanut: MyRandomName: http://aun-tv.com/ebola-already-in-the-usa-across-mexican-border-doct o r-alleges/

Only central Americans cross the southern border. Well as long as you ignore all the non central americans crossing the border. Hint, several people from African nations have also been caught crossing the border.

The person in NYC didn't cross the border, and nobody has suggested he or she an illegal alien.  It is just someone who flew in from West Africa.  possibly a West African tourist, or an American who went to West Africa for whatever reason.

And the virus has a maximum incubation rate of 21 days.  The people who cross the US/Mexico border spend a lot longer than that getting ready to cross.  They would have been dead before even reaching the border.

Follow-up:  the patient in New York does not have ebola.  They are still testing exactly what it is, but have definitely ruled out ebola.

How could refugees from Central America import a virus previously restricted to Africa?
(As long as they're importing African viruses, I guess they may bring computer viruses as well.
National Enquirer headline:  "Will Americans catch computer viruses?")

kbronsito: since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America?

I know, let's give the Flu to some long-lost Amazonian tribesmen!

Who cares about public health, communicable diseases, and open borders; liberals and Farkers love them some Super-TB, SARS/MARS, and Whooping Cough!

ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: Confusean: Smackledorfer: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong?

Guys, I cannot even tell what's real anymore.

This post is startlingly close to shiat I hear irl.

So you are in no way concerned about illegal immigrants carrying untreated diseases? Just a non-issue, right?

How much of an issue has it been for the last...*counts on fingers* 238 years?

I mean if this is that serious an issue, if communicable disease is rampant, we should probably just suspend international travel all together. Seriously, because THEY DON'T DO HEALTH SCREENINGS AT AIRPORTS! And millions of people fly in and out of the United states every day and they co-mingle with people from AFRICAN EBOLA COUNTRIES! How has this public health menace not been addressed by the president?????

Ground all planes and anchor all ships until we get this disease parade under control!

Or were you under the impression that only illegal immigrants carry disease?

I specifically said untreated diseases. People who are coming here on planes also use hospitals. People who come here illegally tend to avoid getting treatment. Even people with upto date vaccinations can catch diseases from these people. What does the left want here? (Voters) Should we just open all our boarders and deal with it after the fact? I mean really what's your solution if some of the diseases this country has largely kept out, spread into an outbreak?

Sweet leaping Jesus on toast, I cannot fathom such stupidity.  I am quite sure I lost a few IQ points just looking at his picture.  The worst part is that they'll probably re-elect this mental midget.

JAYoung: Anyone else notice the right-wing rants of paranoia arguing to not let these true Christians back into the country because of their cooties?I swear, I wonder how they overcome their fear just to get out of bed in the morning.

Is 0bummer president? QED ITS WROGN!!!!

Migrant children tend to be better vaccinated than locally raised children,  http://time.com/2991764/myth-diseased-immigrant/

I don't understand how people this dumb get elected in the western world?

unitednihilists: I don't understand how people this dumb get elected in the western world?

Money talks.

unitednihilists: I don't understand how people this dumb get elected in the western world?

Keep in mind that the people who elect these idiots believe that "trickle down economics" is a good thing even though they share the "trickle" end of the bargain with 99% of the population.

Seriously, it could be called "fark-everyone-but-the-rich economics" and these people would still vote for it.

FloridaFarkTag: Many of these illegal aliens coming over aren't even potty trained...and that's the adults! In the Illegal Alien holding centers the Border Patrol and immigration have to teach adults and teens how to use a toilet

Ebola is spread by lack on sewage and sanitation. Ebola can spread easily among mestizos who do not practice proper hygiene and sanitation...just as it does in Africa

Ebola is Cholera on steroids

What the hell is this even

Are you trying some sort of SuperPoe, or did you decide that you weren't being wrong enough elsewhere so you could come here and be as wrong as possible?

Confusean: ZombiesezCafeeeeeennnn: Confusean: Smackledorfer: Confusean: Damn, you liberal farkers will circle jerk to anything. I find it interesting that 0bama wants to allow illegals in wo any screening, but his birth state keeps inbound pets quarantined for 3 months. Let's just dump all the illegals in Hawaii. What could go wrong?

Guys, I cannot even tell what's real anymore.

This post is startlingly close to shiat I hear irl.

So you are in no way concerned about illegal immigrants carrying untreated diseases? Just a non-issue, right?

How much of an issue has it been for the last...*counts on fingers* 238 years?

I mean if this is that serious an issue, if communicable disease is rampant, we should probably just suspend international travel all together. Seriously, because THEY DON'T DO HEALTH SCREENINGS AT AIRPORTS! And millions of people fly in and out of the United states every day and they co-mingle with people from AFRICAN EBOLA COUNTRIES! How has this public health menace not been addressed by the president?????

Ground all planes and anchor all ships until we get this disease parade under control!

Or were you under the impression that only illegal immigrants carry disease?

I specifically said untreated diseases. People who are coming here on planes also use hospitals. People who come here illegally tend to avoid getting treatment. Even people with upto date vaccinations can catch diseases from these people. What does the left want here? (Voters) Should we just open all our boarders and deal with it after the fact? I mean really what's your solution if some of the diseases this country has largely kept out, spread into an outbreak?

So only illegal immigrants carry "untreated" diseases.

And...I'm sure you already know this, because it's been mentioned about a thousand times as the left has vigorously defended their future voters, but vaccination rates in Central American countries are just as good and in many cases better than those in the US.

But don't let silly things like facts stop you. You're on a roll!

Before Ebola it was a dirty bomb that was coming across the boarder.
Next year it will be six demon bags coming across the boarder.

Jackson Herring: WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC

WHAT THEN

LIPSTICK.

hillary: Again, I say... It could happen. Just takes one pod coming across the border and then we're all f**ked.

Yeah, something that came from light years away is going to be stopped by a 20 foot tall fence around Texas.

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