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(Northwest Indiana Times)   Representative Todd Rokita(R-IN) is first to link Ebola to Central American refugees based on likelihood of morons believing it and blaming 0bama   (nwitimes.com) divider line 429
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2014-08-05 08:43:16 AM  
Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.
 
2014-08-05 08:43:44 AM  
It's a valid worry. Both the refugees entering our border from the south and the outbreak of Ebola originate in Brownistan.
 
2014-08-05 08:44:01 AM  
That actually took longer than expected.
 
2014-08-05 08:44:01 AM  
The sad thing is, he'll get no backlash at all, even though what he said is pure fantasy.
 
2014-08-05 08:44:18 AM  
Considering most Americans have 0 sense of geography it will gain traction.
 
2014-08-05 08:45:09 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.


If you read them quickly enough, you can't even distinguish one from the other.
 
2014-08-05 08:45:25 AM  
Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?
 
2014-08-05 08:45:43 AM  
FFS.  Another liar without shame.
 
2014-08-05 08:45:53 AM  
What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions?

Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?
 
2014-08-05 08:46:09 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.


I wonder how many Americans would think that North Dakota and North Carolina are basically the same thing, on the grounds that their directional statuses are identical.

/probably more than 0%
//and that's terrible.
 
2014-08-05 08:46:34 AM  

Farking Canuck: What is it about republican representatives that they always taking incredibly stupid positions?

Is it that they are phenomenally stupid or that they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-08-05 08:46:43 AM  
Everyplace outside the United States is the Third World, and all of it is the same disease-infested hellhole no matter where you go.  Which is why it is best to never venture more than about 10 miles from your home.
 
2014-08-05 08:46:53 AM  
This is the guy who served Ebola-tainted road kill monkey BBQ at a fund raiser. The poor lab monkeys escaped from the Ebola Research Center across the street, and he personally ran them over to save on the food bill.

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
 
2014-08-05 08:47:11 AM  
Yes, this is true.

The Honduran kids are jumping on a plane, traveling halfway around the world, catching ebola, jetting back home, and then thumbing it the last few hundred miles north.

Brilliant.
 
2014-08-05 08:47:26 AM  
he's making terrorist threats and inciting riot.
Lock him away.
 
2014-08-05 08:47:46 AM  
Is he stupid?
Is he a liar?
or
Is he a stupid liar?

Since he's a congresstain from IN, I think the last is most likely.
 
2014-08-05 08:47:51 AM  
It's completely impossible that of millions of illegal aliens, some of them are sick.
 
2014-08-05 08:48:36 AM  

BitwiseShift: This is the guy who served Ebola-tainted road kill monkey BBQ at a fund raiser. The poor lab monkeys escaped from the Ebola Research Center across the street, and he personally ran them over to save on the food bill.

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x500]


Look at him.  That man molests collies.
 
2014-08-05 08:49:01 AM  
He is apparently really bad at geography. And racist. And needs to stop talking. And not be a congressman
 
2014-08-05 08:49:18 AM  

Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?


Man, you're gonna hate learning about Zero HUSSEIN 0soetoro
 
2014-08-05 08:49:36 AM  
WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC

WHAT THEN
 
2014-08-05 08:49:39 AM  
Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2014-08-05 08:49:46 AM  
His father was my childhood dentist, so I'm getting a kick (OUT OF GETTING THE FARK OUT OF INDIANA)
 
2014-08-05 08:50:07 AM  
Goddamn it, America. How is it possible for you to be this galactically stupid? Of course this is going to work. Right now some Wal-Mart-Generic-Mountain-Dew swilling chucklehut is breaking out his breakfast of Ding Dongs and Marlboro Lights, having this same exact thought. And in a couple days he's going to see this Stepford Congressman on TV saying the exact same thing, and the Toddmeister will have a voter for life.
 
2014-08-05 08:50:22 AM  
Phil Gingrey already said it.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jul/18/phil-g i ngrey/rep-phil-gingrey-says-migrants-may-be-bringing-ebo/
 
2014-08-05 08:50:24 AM  
I'm traveling through IN later this month. I'm going to enjoy taking a dump there.
 
2014-08-05 08:50:32 AM  
Central America is where Kenyans run in the World Cup, right? Dude. This is Obama's PLAN!
 
2014-08-05 08:50:50 AM  

Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?


Yeah, the meeting was in 2008.
 
2014-08-05 08:50:55 AM  

untaken_name: It's completely impossible that of millions of illegal aliens, some of them are sick.


It's completely impossible for any of them to have Ebola.  There has never, NEVER been a case of Ebola that was contracted in the western hemisphere.
 
2014-08-05 08:50:55 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: HotWingConspiracy: Central Africa is essentially the same place as Central America. Study that shiat out.

I wonder how many Americans would think that North Dakota and North Carolina are basically the same thing, on the grounds that their directional statuses are identical.

/probably more than 0%
//and that's terrible.


Whats the deal with New Mexico? Why are dem dirty Messicans getting a state in our United States.

/i can see myself having this discussion with some derpers on my mother in laws side of the family
 
2014-08-05 08:51:37 AM  
Meh... That's how car salesmen politicians talk on AM radio. They are just asking questions.

We need to consider the possibility that those people have Muslim prayer rugs, that they are here with scabies, rabies and terror babies.
 
2014-08-05 08:51:58 AM  

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.


How has it been an environmental disaster?
 
2014-08-05 08:52:12 AM  

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.


Not probably no.  100% guaranteed no.
 
2014-08-05 08:52:39 AM  
"He said, look, we need to know just from a public-health standpoint, with Ebola circulating and everything else -- no, that's my addition to it, not necessarily his -- but he said we need to know the condition of these kids,"

Ah, the cowardice of "I'm not saying, but I'm just saying..."
 
2014-08-05 08:52:47 AM  

Weidbrewer: Is spelling 0bama with a zero a thing?  Did I miss a meeting?



http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=0bama
 
2014-08-05 08:53:05 AM  

gilatrout: I'm traveling through IN later this month. I'm going to enjoy taking a dump there.


Dont take the turnpike unless you dont like the suspension on your car or crapping in some of the nations worst rest stops
 
2014-08-05 08:53:08 AM  
Herp Derp. Central is exactly the same as Africa.

/Another clueless republican.
//how do these farking people get elected?
 
2014-08-05 08:53:17 AM  

untaken_name: It's completely impossible that of millions of illegal aliens, some of them are sick.


Virtually guaranteed that some of them are sick. That's the real pisser. He could have said kids were coming in with TB and while sensationalist, it's technically accurate. However TB doesn't have the derp-line grabbing power of ebola.
 
2014-08-05 08:53:20 AM  

BitwiseShift: This is the guy who served Ebola-tainted road kill monkey BBQ at a fund raiser. The poor lab monkeys escaped from the Ebola Research Center across the street, and he personally ran them over to save on the food bill.


You called Ebola victims "monkeys." That's racist. You must be a racist.
 
2014-08-05 08:53:25 AM  
the 'heart surgeon' he mentions discussing this with, Larry Bucshon, is my congressional representative... tea bagging derper extraordinaire.
 
2014-08-05 08:53:25 AM  
My home state has its share of GOP idiots (see: Mourdock, Richard) so this doesn't surprise me in the least.
 
2014-08-05 08:53:36 AM  

dr_blasto: Is he stupid?
Is he a liar?
or
Is he a stupid liar?

Since he's a congresstain from IN, I think the last is most likely.


You left off he is a Republican
 
2014-08-05 08:54:09 AM  
Is it time to panic yet? Is it? Now?
 
2014-08-05 08:54:13 AM  

Farking Canuck: they are knowingly exploiting the stupidity of their constituents?


Bingo.

They have absolutely nothing, NOTHING to present in the form of a political platform, so they are now pandering to the stupid in hopes of keeping that voter.  They have no hope for a vote from anyone who can get their own shoes on the correct feet.
 
2014-08-05 08:54:55 AM  
Why did he reach for hyperbole when we have perfectly good reality.

Incurable ("Drug resistant") highly infectious tuberculosis is scary enough, thanks.
 
2014-08-05 08:55:03 AM  

Jackson Herring: WHAT IF MONKEYS CROSS OUR POROUS BORDER TO THE SOUTH AND THEN RUB THEIR BUTTHOLES ON US CAUSING AN EBOLA EPIDEMIC

WHAT THEN


*fapfapfapfap*

Go on...
 
2014-08-05 08:55:36 AM  
since there aren't a lot of central americans traveling to Africa, isn't it more likely that some gringo would bring back the disease to this hemisphere and set off the chain that gets Ebola into Central America?
 
2014-08-05 08:55:53 AM  
What an ignorant fark-stick
 
2014-08-05 08:56:30 AM  

dwrash: Ebola... probably no.  But we do know they are bring other diseases like scabbies, measels, small pox, etc.

We should apprehend them all and put them in quarantine, like we used to do on Ellis Island, until we are sure they are safe to be moved elsewhere among the general public...

The southern influx of immigrants is already an environmental disaster, lets not allow it to become a public health disaster.


Yeah we'd better be careful their brown skin doesn't my rub off on us, first signs are wanting to take a siesta and a thirst for tequila.
 
2014-08-05 08:56:51 AM  
http://aun-tv.com/ebola-already-in-the-usa-across-mexican-border-docto r-alleges/

Only central Americans cross the southern border. Well as long as you ignore all the non central americans crossing the border. Hint, several people from African nations have also been caught crossing the border.
 
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