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2014-08-05 09:23:58 AM  
Proof once again that children ruin everything
 
2014-08-05 09:24:14 AM  
Twenty seconds.

That's how far I made it before the kid's voice began scratching into my psyche.
 
2014-08-05 09:25:19 AM  
apparently, he sounds like the newcaster from sesame street, apparently.
 
2014-08-05 09:26:10 AM  
WARNING: Ginger!!!!
 
2014-08-05 09:28:26 AM  

Wolf892: That is some hard core parroting going on their from that poor kid. Where is he hearing this word over and over and over again that he thinks it fits into every sentence?

I remember in grade 1 I learned how to spell the word "special" and I had to put that word into every written sentence I could because I thought it was so awesome. Maybe this kid's got a little of that going on.


Apparently, he does.

Evidently.
 
2014-08-05 09:29:37 AM  
What's his catch phrase?  I watched the first twenty seconds and the last twenty and didn't see it, couldn't watch any more.
 
2014-08-05 09:29:41 AM  
That kid grabbed that mic like he was a sideline reporter. And the real reporter was smart enough to let him have it.
 
2014-08-05 09:30:11 AM  
Life, so short.  Wasted part of it watching.
 
2014-08-05 09:32:36 AM  
What was the catch phrase? All I saw was a kid babbling incoherently
 
2014-08-05 09:32:53 AM  
But what are his opinions on turtles?
 
2014-08-05 09:35:57 AM  

FeatheredSun: But what are his opinions on turtles?


Apparently, he has none.
 
2014-08-05 09:36:14 AM  

FeatheredSun: But what are his opinions on turtles?


I like turtles!
 
2014-08-05 09:36:40 AM  
Jesus Christ, you all are horribly negative.  That kid was cute and the video made me smile.
 
2014-08-05 09:37:39 AM  
WARNING: Ginger!!!!
 
2014-08-05 09:38:23 AM  

abhorrent1: What was the catch phrase? All I saw was a kid babbling incoherently


Apparently, you haven't spent much time around five year olds. He was apparently pretty well-spoken.
 
2014-08-05 09:38:39 AM  

abhorrent1: What was the catch phrase? All I saw was a kid babbling incoherently


yet he still made more sense than fox news.
 
2014-08-05 09:39:03 AM  
YEREVAN: TRIGGER WARNING: Ginger!!!!

FTFY
 
2014-08-05 09:39:17 AM  
He takes the Powerball drawing very seriously.  Clearly, a future model citizen.
 
2014-08-05 09:39:44 AM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: abhorrent1: What was the catch phrase? All I saw was a kid babbling incoherently

Apparently, you haven't spent much time around five year olds. He was apparently pretty well-spoken.


I try not too
 
2014-08-05 09:40:50 AM  
By all accounts, I have seemingly seen that kid's apparent future.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-05 09:41:18 AM  
Apparently, there are a lot of a-holes in this thread who haven't had their coffee yet. And apparently, they all need to lighten the fark up.
 
2014-08-05 09:41:21 AM  

Wolf892: That is some hard core parroting going on their from that poor kid. Where is he hearing this word over and over and over again that he thinks it fits into every sentence?

I remember in grade 1 I learned how to spell the word "special" and I had to put that word into every written sentence I could because I thought it was so awesome. Maybe this kid's got a little of that going on.


Apparently you've never been to NEPA, where we apparently shoe horn that word in, even when it apparently doesn't belong. Apparently.
 
2014-08-05 09:41:59 AM  
I couldn't understand a f*cking word he said.
 
2014-08-05 09:42:33 AM  
I was more intrigued by the reporter....possible sharp knees
 
2014-08-05 09:42:47 AM  
I caught the live TV bug when I was five.  I still watch it on Youtube from time to time.  By age ten, I was popping up behind live reporters down at the ballpark.  I didn't like baseball, it was just easy to find a news crew and wave like a maniac behind the newscaster's head.  Then, I would run home and check the TIVO.  See if I made it.  Got tossed out of college for misusing AV equipment.  In the middle of the night, I snuck in to the college public access station, put the station on air and for three hours I was in heaven.  I don't remember what I said and hardly anyone saw it but I was back, baby.  I was back.

Now, I admit I have posted way too many videos of myself on Youtube.  Some are useful like a review of the TV remote that came with the television set or my "How to Use a Leaf Blower" video.  That got over 10000 hits.  That's something.  But Youtube isn't the same as live TV.  It lacks the spontaneity.

So it's been 40 years since that day at the amusement park when the lady handed me that mike and my life changed forever.   I'm waiting for the networks to send me their top news crews.  I've pointed a giant laser that will cut through the Earth's mantle and destroy the planet.  My demands are simple:  I want a microphone and all the world to see me in my awesomeness one last time.  Live.  Sure, I said I wouldn't fire the giant laser if I got my demands, but how awesome will it be to go out with a giant laser in the background blasting the planet to smithereens?
 
2014-08-05 09:43:54 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-08-05 09:45:08 AM  
FarkingReading

By all accounts, I have seemingly seen that kid's apparent future.

mantiseye.com

Me too.
 
2014-08-05 09:47:07 AM  

ChrisDe: That kid grabbed that mic like he was a sideline reporter. And the real reporter was smart enough to let him have it.


Nailed it.

As said upthread, apparently this was greened too early in the morning... bunch of cranky farkers.
 
2014-08-05 09:49:49 AM  
I ain't got nothing against a cute kid getting a little attention, but this is the office rig and the entire audio chain is crap ( on purpose ) because I use to to check mixes on and if it sounds passable here, it's prob'ly a decent mix.  Still can't decipher his whole spiel, though.
 
2014-08-05 09:51:22 AM  
Journalism 101: Never let go of the mic.
 
2014-08-05 09:51:29 AM  
Apparently he's a pretty articulate kid. He needs to eat more salads though, apparently.
 
2014-08-05 09:52:31 AM  

SmellsLikePoo: ChrisDe: That kid grabbed that mic like he was a sideline reporter. And the real reporter was smart enough to let him have it.

Nailed it.

As said upthread, apparently this was greened too early in the morning... bunch of cranky farkers.


Indeed.  That kid is great.
 
2014-08-05 09:52:54 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Apparently he's a pretty articulate kid. He needs to eat more salads though, apparently.


That's fat shaming!

/not fat
 
2014-08-05 09:53:12 AM  

SmellsLikePoo: ChrisDe: That kid grabbed that mic like he was a sideline reporter. And the real reporter was smart enough to let him have it.

Nailed it.

As said upthread, apparently this was greened too early in the morning... bunch of cranky farkers.


WHAT IS THE CATCHPHRASE YOU SONS OF biatchES?
 
2014-08-05 09:53:18 AM  
I thought this was going to be another article about the interview with the kid who threw the house party down thread.

/spaz
 
2014-08-05 09:53:24 AM  
He reminds me of the cop that is being blackmailed in the underrated 80s movie "Ruthless People".
 
2014-08-05 09:54:33 AM  
Apparently, the kid's been well-coached.....
 
2014-08-05 09:56:45 AM  

SmellsLikePoo: ChrisDe: That kid grabbed that mic like he was a sideline reporter. And the real reporter was smart enough to let him have it.

Nailed it.

As said upthread, apparently this was greened too early in the morning... bunch of cranky farkers.


Apparently.  It begins.
 
2014-08-05 09:57:22 AM  
Was this an autism awareness ad?
 
2014-08-05 09:57:45 AM  

ChrisDe: That kid grabbed that mic like he was a sideline reporter. And the real reporter was smart enough to let him have it.


Yeah, I was thinking that he was a natural. Apparently he's never been on live television before, though.

Farking morning new showed this today. Called it viral and showed about 3 seconds of it. Actually spent more time leading up to it and 'Ooohing' and 'Ahhhing' than they spent showing the farking video. I got a kick out of how much trouble the reporter was having not laughing.

Kid was cute.

Crewmannumber6: Apparently he's a pretty articulate kid. He needs to eat more salads though, apparently.


Salads of the 'word' variety?


And, this has nothing to do with anything, I just found it while searching for images of "word salad", and it is hilarious.

www.advisign.de
 
2014-08-05 09:58:30 AM  
In a philosophical sense, our personal existence is apparent, so we would experience life apparently.
 
2014-08-05 09:58:53 AM  

CruJones: WHAT IS THE CATCHPHRASE YOU SONS OF biatchES?


I vote for "that's all youse do is get dizzy" (0:34)
 
2014-08-05 09:59:10 AM  
It could be worse. The kid might have never said a word...

An English couple adopt a little German boy. After two years the child doesn't speak and the parents are worried about him. After three years he has not spoken and by his fourth birthday he still has not uttered a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is a lovely child and on his fourth birthday they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the little German boy comes in and says, "Mother, Father, I do not like the orange icing on the chocolate cake."
My god," his mother says, "you can speak?"
To which the German boy replies, "Of course."
How come you have never spoken before? "his father asks.
"Well," the boy says, "up till now everything has been satisfactory."
 
2014-08-05 10:01:11 AM  

freetomato: He reminds me of the cop that is being blackmailed in the underrated 80s movie "Ruthless People".


Farking LOVE that movie... Somehow, my daughter picked that up on our AZ trip a few years back when she was 3, and watched it in heavy rotation for the next 2 or 3 weeks.

Lt. Bender: [over a bullhorn] GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
Earl Mott: Who said that?
Lt. Walters: [to Lt. Bender] This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
Lt. Bender: [over the bullhorn] IT'S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
Earl Mott: Really?
Lt. Bender: NO! WE'RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!

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2014-08-05 10:02:00 AM  
Grandpa seemed embarrassed. He keep kept trying to pull the little guy away.
 
2014-08-05 10:02:08 AM  

Wolf892: That is some hard core parroting going on their from that poor kid. Where is he hearing this word over and over and over again that he thinks it fits into every sentence?

I remember in grade 1 I learned how to spell the word "special" and I had to put that word into every written sentence I could because I thought it was so awesome. Maybe this kid's got a little of that going on.


CSB:

I was at a party recently with some friends where they brought their absolutely adorable 3 year old
daughter.  She was cute and very quiet and shy around all these new people, dutifully hanging onto
mommy or daddy and not saying a word.

I was chatting about a work story about the most virally compromised PC I've ever run across (yes, my
friends and I are all tech nerds), and in the process I said that I had no idea how it got that way because
I'd even gone over the user's browser history and not found any porno sites.

Lo and behold, a few minutes later this lovely, quiet child kept saying over and over and over 'porno
site', 'porno site', 'porno site'.

I made sure to tell the parents to apologize to her grandmother for me when she inevitably said it in
front of her.
 
2014-08-05 10:07:46 AM  

Wolf892: That is some hard core parroting going on their from that poor kid. Where is he hearing this word over and over and over again that he thinks it fits into every sentence?

I remember in grade 1 I learned how to spell the word "special" and I had to put that word into every written sentence I could because I thought it was so awesome. Maybe this kid's got a little of that going on.


For me, the word was "practically".  I'd like to say it was grade 1, but it was probably closer to grade 4 (ugh).  Recalling some of the things I uttered while earnestly attempting to sound like an adult makes me cringe.

/now I'm reluctant to use the word at all, almost certainly as a direct result
//cringe
 
2014-08-05 10:07:57 AM  
Right now, that kid's reaction is adorable. If he still talks that way when he reaches 20, it won't be so cute.

/ But, he will have a good chance of starring in his own 'reality' show.
 
2014-08-05 10:08:36 AM  
 
2014-08-05 10:09:20 AM  

ChrisDe: That kid grabbed that mic like he was a sideline reporter. And the real reporter was smart enough to let him have it.


http://timesleader.com/news/local-news-news/1288494/News-anchor-livi ng -the-American-Dream#.U-DkQ_ldX14
 
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