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(LBC 97.3)   We'll let this tagline speak for itself: "A farmer from Kansas has found a novel way of entertaining his cows - by serenading them with his trombone" (vid)   (lbc.co.uk) divider line 33
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2014-08-05 09:52:07 AM  
Yes, yes I've got to go home and trombone the cows.

*snickering*

What?  What I say?
 
2014-08-05 11:10:36 AM  
"Clark, when people find out that you rusty trombone the cows, it's going to change everything."
 
2014-08-05 11:11:36 AM  
The man definitely knows how to moo-ve the crowd.

/Got nuthin'.
 
2014-08-05 11:11:54 AM  
I could serenade you with a trombone but it's a little rusty.
 
2014-08-05 11:12:44 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: "Clark, when people find out that you rusty trombone the cows, it's going to change everything."


Ugh, sorry. I made a rusty trombone joke without seeing you had already been there. My apologies.
 
2014-08-05 11:15:37 AM  
mojoimage.com


"Blow WHAT??"
 
2014-08-05 11:16:34 AM  
 
2014-08-05 11:16:48 AM  

Apos: The man definitely knows how to moo-ve the crowd.

/Got nuthin'.


But that was good!

I saw this on the Today Show this morning, it's hilarious how all the cows come to him and gather in a big group a few feet away, enjoying the concert.
 
2014-08-05 11:24:01 AM  
Selections include Moo-nlight Serenade, April in Pasture and Little Brown Milkjug.

/shut up, puns are hard
 
2014-08-05 11:24:13 AM  
"Serenading the cows with his trombone?" So that's what they're calling it now.
 
2014-08-05 11:30:21 AM  
Cows like brass but prefer horns.
 
2014-08-05 11:35:19 AM  

Alebak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI


Great link!
 
2014-08-05 11:39:58 AM  
I seriously laughed at the end with all the cows mooing at him in a big group.

/trombone player
//now I want some cows
 
2014-08-05 11:45:34 AM  
wink wink nudge nudge say no more
 
2014-08-05 11:49:02 AM  
cloud-4.steampowered.com

/got nothin
 
2014-08-05 11:52:01 AM  
Bookmark from a trombone player who HAS to see this.
 
2014-08-05 12:10:17 PM  
I wonder if I could get him to play at my next bar b que.

/if you know what I mean.....
 
2014-08-05 12:11:58 PM  

Wolfmanjames: Cows like brass but prefer because they're horns.


FTFY. Brass=horns. (Except for some reason saxophones are often lumped into the mix, too.)
 
2014-08-05 12:23:04 PM  
My dog knows the keygen song from Skidrow for modern warfare 3.  When she was a puppy, I used to turn the song on and then play tug of war with a rope.  Now when I turn it on she runs around until she finds the rope, and then brings it to me in anticipation of playtime.
 
2014-08-05 12:32:17 PM  
Head Cow:  We humour him but we don't really like the trombone.

Elsie:  He doesn't sing very well with that stupid stick in his mouth.

Fern: That's not a stick. It's the trombone. And he's not singing. He's blowing through the hollow thingie.

Elsie: It sound's like he's singing.

Fern: It's the trombone that sounds like a mad cow mooing. He's just providing the wind.

Head Cow: We couldn't make him stop if we wanted to, as he is on the other side of the fence where the grass is greener.

Daisy: Do trombones make the grass greener?

Viola: They'd make the grass greener any place I was standing when I heard one, if you catch my drift.

Daisy: I don't understand. Is that a joke?

Everybody: Yes, Daisy, it's a joke.

Daisy: I still don't get it.

Head Cow: Go stand next to the fence where the farmer is playing is the trombone.

Daisy: (plop, plop, plop) Oh. NOW I get it!

Daisy: I guess the grass is always greener where the trombone is played.

Everyone: Oh, Daisy!
 
2014-08-05 12:34:24 PM  
My great grandfather was a prosperous dairy farmer in his day. He seems to have used the same list to name his cows and his daughters. Very economical.
 
2014-08-05 01:10:32 PM  
Cows are easily amused.

I was out there trying to work on the fence out back where the heifers are and had to pee.  All nine of them gathered to watch me squat behind a tree...it was very bizarre lol.
 
2014-08-05 03:11:41 PM  

Alebak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI


A bit livelier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3n6Ra-K7us8
 
2014-08-05 03:55:31 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Alebak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI

A bit livelier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3n6Ra-K7us8


Is a saxophone with a didgeridoo stuck in the bell?
 
2014-08-05 03:55:52 PM  
It may be said that playing a brass instrument - especially one capable of low notes, such as
a trombone, tuba, sousaphone, or baritone saxophone - is a socially acceptable form of farting.
 
2014-08-05 03:57:45 PM  
 
2014-08-05 04:16:04 PM  
Well, as long as he's not fiddling with them in the barn, I guess.
 
2014-08-05 05:35:27 PM  
The cows .. sometimes they will make you crazy ..
 
2014-08-05 05:42:56 PM  

Alebak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI


Needs more cowbell.
 
2014-08-05 07:19:10 PM  
That video, while amusing, is sad.  Cows appreciate music in their limited way and display curiosity,  But they'll still be cruelly killed and their corpses fed to other mammals including humans, chickens and pigs.  Disgusting.  Eat plants.
 
2014-08-05 09:27:54 PM  

Bagworm: That video, while amusing, is sad.  Cows appreciate music in their limited way and display curiosity,  But they'll still be cruelly killed and their corpses fed to other mammals including humans, chickens and pigs.  Disgusting.  Eat plants.


If a plant had its way, it would kill you and everyone you loved.
 
2014-08-06 09:30:22 AM  
What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the @$$hole in the back.

/best I could do with only one cuppa
 
2014-08-06 02:41:22 PM  
>If a plant had its way, it would kill you and everyone you loved.

Plants only practice self-defense (poison).  Eating plants is a long way from eating corpses.

It'll hit you when you are sitting with an IV drip in a cancer ward as your last functioning cardiac artery clogs shut.
 
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