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(Some Guy)   9/11 conspiracy nutjobs are still demanding to know what happened to all the gold that was supposedly in the World Trade Centers   ( 911blogger.com) divider line
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2014-08-05 09:47:06 AM  
Let me guess, the Jooz got it. Using their magic gold detection device. And mineral recovery methods developed for the faked moon landing as a cover story.
 
2014-08-05 09:53:18 AM  

Generation_D: Let me guess, the Jooz got it. Using their magic gold detection device. And mineral recovery methods developed for the faked moon landing as a cover story.


Actually, it was aliens.  The whole 9/11 thing was a cover.

www.cinemablend.com
 
2014-08-05 10:02:55 AM  
Every illegal alien that they catch and deport is given an ounce of gold to bring back to their home country. They then use this to buy cell-phones which are made in China with the profits funneled back to the Tri-Lateral commission, who use them to buy politicians. These politicians then work to keep immigration illegal and cell phones expensive.

Everyone wins.
 
2014-08-05 10:47:29 AM  
Did subby link to a 1 hour conspiracy video?

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-08-05 11:17:20 AM  
i65.photobucket.com

Had it all moved to his secret location on September 10th.

Duh.
 
2014-08-05 11:28:15 AM  
Well, at least we know what happened to the silver:

www.ncmint.com
 
2014-08-05 11:30:31 AM  

It was pirates.

cache.boston.com



I blame Bobby Henderson.
 
2014-08-05 11:59:29 AM  
www.chud.com
Simon says keep asking questions.
 
2014-08-05 12:12:25 PM  
Top. Men.
 
2014-08-05 12:13:44 PM  
www.sff.net

On the case...
 
2014-08-05 12:14:14 PM  
I remember Glenn Beck spewing this crap back then.
 FFS I hate that man.
 
2014-08-05 12:14:40 PM  
Seventeen trillion in debt and still thinking we still own title to anything?
 
2014-08-05 12:16:04 PM  
They gave it to Monsanto who splices it into super- GMO Goldschlager.
 
2014-08-05 12:18:26 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Well, at least we know what happened to the silver:

[www.ncmint.com image 496x600]


So in memoriam they made a coin where you can knock the twin towers over yourself?
 
2014-08-05 12:20:17 PM  
i1172.photobucket.com

Transported. Didn't do much for the support columns, however.
 
2014-08-05 12:22:02 PM  
I thought Obama caused 9/11, as part of his life long scheme to become president, so he could turn us all into Muslim terrorists.
 
2014-08-05 12:23:21 PM  
What happened to it is still a secret. What don't you get about "secret"? You'll never know.
 
2014-08-05 12:25:16 PM  

GameSprocket: Transported. Didn't do much for the support columns, however.


Well, it *did* finance the Wonderflonium job, though.
 
2014-08-05 12:27:36 PM  
*Sigh*...

Why can't these nutjobs at least put together a readable website FOR ONCE? Seriously though, I think the poor website design is a sign of their disordered minds, since ALL of these have the same 1998 look to them. It's one of the only consistent things on the entire internet, conspiracy sites, no matter how old will look like Geocities pages done by someone with a short attention span.
 
2014-08-05 12:30:26 PM  
http://www.corbettreport.com/what-happened-to-the-wtc-gold-on-911/

I swear to God, I thought that link was for Colbert Report, and I couldn't figure out how they expected something Colbert said about their psychoses to be something that supported their claims.
 
2014-08-05 12:30:55 PM  

xria: So in memoriam they made a coin where you can knock the twin towers over yourself?


Self-reflection ain't the strong suit of the manufacturers or the intended market for that coin.
 
2014-08-05 12:38:04 PM  
Conspiracy theorists: This gentleman would like to have a word with you and assure you that you know nothing 'bout no farking gold.
media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-05 12:38:45 PM  

StokeyBob: Seventeen trillion in debt and still thinking we still own title to anything?


I write my name in all caps and threw in a semicolon to be safe.  Therefore I have title to the million dollars in gold that the US Government moved from the WTC to a boat that sits off the shore of North Carolina.  At least, so long as I don't create joinder with an agent of the government before I head out to claim my gold.
 
2014-08-05 12:43:23 PM  
That's what I love about the conspiracy nutjobs. When you really do steal the gold (hey, it was just sitting there) any accusers just end up looking like part of team crazy.
 
2014-08-05 12:46:13 PM  

xria: DjangoStonereaver: Well, at least we know what happened to the silver:

[www.ncmint.com image 496x600]

So in memoriam they made a coin where you can knock the twin towers over yourself?


Yup. Video safe for work, but not safe for your sense of propriety.
 
2014-08-05 12:46:55 PM  

Generation_D: Let me guess, the Jooz got it.


Didn't Osama Bin Ladin actually say at some point that the WTC was targeted because it was a symbol of Jewish control of international trade + a lot of Jews worked there?

So if the WTC was infested with Jews then they were hoarding gold there, and of course they had formulated extensive plans for moving it for various disaster scenarios. Their whole history is full of people (Nazis, etc.) taking their gold if it isn't well enough hidden or protected.
 
2014-08-05 12:48:46 PM  
Epic Blither.
 
2014-08-05 12:52:31 PM  

Decillion: That's what I love about the conspiracy nutjobs. When you really do steal the gold (hey, it was just sitting there) any accusers just end up looking like part of team crazy.



What I love about "conspiracy" deniers is how they believe that impugning character of someone who has a theory that is not mainstream is considered a sound argument.

9/11 opened the floodgates for legislation and military actions that transferred billions of dollars from the middle class to the 1%. I'm sure it was all just a coincidence.
 
2014-08-05 12:55:21 PM  
Fire up the Glooper, Igor.
 
2014-08-05 12:57:36 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: 9/11 opened the floodgates for legislation and military actions that transferred billions of dollars from the middle class to the 1%. I'm sure it was all just a coincidence.


Yeah, it was. People are opportunists. News at 11.
 
2014-08-05 01:00:06 PM  

HairBolus: Generation_D: Let me guess, the Jooz got it.

Didn't Osama Bin Ladin actually say at some point that the WTC was targeted because it was a symbol of Jewish control of international trade + a lot of Jews worked there?

So if the WTC was infested with Jews then they were hoarding gold there, and of course they had formulated extensive plans for moving it for various disaster scenarios. Their whole history is full of people (Nazis, etc.) taking their gold if it isn't well enough hidden or protected.


Yeah, but that was the fake gold. Everyone knows they carry the real gold in a bag around their necks.
 
2014-08-05 01:00:59 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: What I love about "conspiracy" deniers is how they believe that impugning character of someone who has a theory that is not mainstream is considered a sound argument.


Tell ya what, when the conspiracy people put out some actually plausible theories, I'll stop mocking them.
 
2014-08-05 01:01:38 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: DROxINxTHExWIND: 9/11 opened the floodgates for legislation and military actions that transferred billions of dollars from the middle class to the 1%. I'm sure it was all just a coincidence.

Yeah, it was. People are opportunists. News at 11.


Don't be silly. It was not a coincidence at all. The people who made a killing from 9/11 has deliberately put themselves into a position to exploit any event of that nature. Did they know it would be an attack on American soil? No. However, you can bet on the U.S. taking military action somewhere in the world pretty much every decade. There is money to be made if you can provide the weapons/equipment/logistics.
 
2014-08-05 01:07:49 PM  
It was shipped to Iraq to buy their oil and set up Saddam Hussein - who it turns out therefore DID have a connection to 9/11, so Dick Cheney was right. So we invaded Iraq not for the oil, but for the gold, and it was used to buy Dick Cheney's heart transplants, and to pay off Congress to approve the death panels for Obamacare.
 
2014-08-05 01:09:02 PM  
Is this about The Dwarves err the Nibelungen err the Goblins err Watto The Jews again?
 
2014-08-05 01:27:39 PM  
Call me Crazy, but there's one thing that I don't see much discussion of, or any definitive answer that was raised several times in the immediate aftermath (first 4 months) of 9-11.

Was there actually someone/group who were significantly shorting American Airlines stock (in a statistically out of the norm manner) prior to 9-11?

I remember quite clearly at the time that a number of reputable news outlets were reporting that as fact, but I don't remember whether that claim was ever confirmed or if it turned out to be bogus.  It would certainly seem that the SEC would be able to sort it out by looking at the trades in the weeks/months leading up to the event and determining whether or not there was any unusual amount of activity in shorting of the stocks of any of the companies that took a financial hit on 9-11.

Do any of you farkers know whatever became of that story or did it just fall off the face of the Earth?
 
2014-08-05 01:28:54 PM  

HairBolus: Generation_D: Let me guess, the Jooz got it.

Didn't Osama Bin Ladin actually say at some point that the WTC was targeted because it was a symbol of Jewish control of international trade + a lot of Jews worked there?

So if the WTC was infested with Jews then they were hoarding gold there, and of course they had formulated extensive plans for moving it for various disaster scenarios. Their whole history is full of people (Nazis, etc.) taking their gold if it isn't well enough hidden or protected.


So you're saying the Nazis stole the gold before the towers fell. It's all so obvious now. Of course.
 
2014-08-05 01:39:40 PM  

lawboy87: Call me Crazy, but there's one thing that I don't see much discussion of, or any definitive answer that was raised several times in the immediate aftermath (first 4 months) of 9-11.

Was there actually someone/group who were significantly shorting American Airlines stock (in a statistically out of the norm manner) prior to 9-11?

I remember quite clearly at the time that a number of reputable news outlets were reporting that as fact, but I don't remember whether that claim was ever confirmed or if it turned out to be bogus.  It would certainly seem that the SEC would be able to sort it out by looking at the trades in the weeks/months leading up to the event and determining whether or not there was any unusual amount of activity in shorting of the stocks of any of the companies that took a financial hit on 9-11.

Do any of you farkers know whatever became of that story or did it just fall off the face of the Earth?


Shhhhh. Someone once started a fire with chicken wire surrouding it, so 9/11 was totally orchestrated by 19 Muslims with box cutters who couldn't fly straight.
 
2014-08-05 01:55:38 PM  
I took it.

/should I not have done that?
 
2014-08-05 02:01:36 PM  
I'm not supposed to reveal this, but it's long past time that people knew the Truth.

The gold is a well-known catalyst, needed by the Reptilians to manufacture Chemtrails.
 
2014-08-05 02:04:35 PM  

Epicanis: I'm not supposed to reveal this, but it's long past time that people knew the Truth.

The gold is a well-known catalyst, needed by the Reptilians to manufacture Chemtrails.


I thought it was the Annunaki? After all, they created humans to mine gold so they could repair their atmosphere with it.

/may be getting my ancient aliens confused
 
2014-08-05 02:14:30 PM  

grumpfuff: Epicanis: I'm not supposed to reveal this, but it's long past time that people knew the Truth.

The gold is a well-known catalyst, needed by the Reptilians to manufacture Chemtrails.

I thought it was the Annunaki? After all, they created humans to mine gold so they could repair their atmosphere with it.

/may be getting my ancient aliens confused


The Reptilians are actually using the same process, but with the polarity reversed so that it disrepairs the atmosphere into chemtrails.
 
2014-08-05 02:23:30 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Decillion: That's what I love about the conspiracy nutjobs. When you really do steal the gold (hey, it was just sitting there) any accusers just end up looking like part of team crazy.


What I love about "conspiracy" deniers is how they believe that impugning character of someone who has a theory that is not mainstream is considered a sound argument.

9/11 opened the floodgates for legislation and military actions that transferred billions of dollars from the middle class to the 1%. I'm sure it was all just a coincidence.


It's not 9/11 alone that makes truthers nutjobs. It's the whole package; the massive untieable knot between 9/11 as an inside job and a whole slew of easily shown to be false nonsense, like chemtrails, fake birth certificate / secret muslim in the white house, sandy hook deniers, vaccinations being poison, GMOs being poison, fluoride being poison, etc. etc.

I don't doubt that 9/11 has helped out the 1% immensely. But there's a difference between the 1% engineering a tragedy that involves thousands of people who hate each other's political party cooperating together (without anyone coming forward afterward despite major financial incentives to do so), and the 1% taking advantage of a national tragedy to sell us fear that unless we listen to them it will happen again.
 
2014-08-05 03:08:16 PM  
What better proof do you need? There is no trace of the gold! This proves that 9/11 was a planned inside job and all the gold was removed before the towers collapsed. If you don't agree, then show us the gold! Bet you can't either - see.
 
2014-08-05 03:58:37 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: What I love about "conspiracy" deniers is how they believe that impugning character of someone who has a theory that is not mainstream is considered a sound argument.

9/11 opened the floodgates for legislation and military actions that transferred billions of dollars from the middle class to the 1%. I'm sure it was all just a coincidence.


I'm with you on this, if only in part. I just like to say of deniers "If there is anything we can, and should learn from history, 'Always believe the official story.'"

There are a lot of conspiracy nutjobs, but saying everyone with a theory involving a conspiracy is a nutjob is like saying every Muslim is a terrorist.
 
2014-08-05 04:02:32 PM  

Generation_D: Let me guess, the Jooz got it. Using their magic gold detection device. And mineral recovery methods developed for the faked moon landing as a cover story.


That story is just a distraction. The Jews stole all the diamonds stored in the WTC towers.

The gold was gathered and is being held in a nondescript railroad boxcar that could be on any section of rail line in the US.
 
2014-08-05 04:06:01 PM  

papafree: DROxINxTHExWIND: Decillion: That's what I love about the conspiracy nutjobs. When you really do steal the gold (hey, it was just sitting there) any accusers just end up looking like part of team crazy.


What I love about "conspiracy" deniers is how they believe that impugning character of someone who has a theory that is not mainstream is considered a sound argument.

9/11 opened the floodgates for legislation and military actions that transferred billions of dollars from the middle class to the 1%. I'm sure it was all just a coincidence.

It's not 9/11 alone that makes truthers nutjobs. It's the whole package; the massive untieable knot between 9/11 as an inside job and a whole slew of easily shown to be false nonsense, like chemtrails, fake birth certificate / secret muslim in the white house, sandy hook deniers, vaccinations being poison, GMOs being poison, fluoride being poison, etc. etc.

I don't doubt that 9/11 has helped out the 1% immensely. But there's a difference between the 1% engineering a tragedy that involves thousands of people who hate each other's political party cooperating together (without anyone coming forward afterward despite major financial incentives to do so), and the 1% taking advantage of a national tragedy to sell us fear that unless we listen to them it will happen again.


You must be unfamiliar with the term "Posioning the well".

Go read PNAC, it sure seems like their was a plan in place well in advance or it was the most convenient tragedy in history.
 
2014-08-05 04:19:36 PM  

StokeyBob: Seventeen trillion in debt and still thinking we still own title to anything?


Grow up.
 
2014-08-05 04:26:10 PM  
Jesus I had no idea Fark was so full of conspiracy theorists.

I'll have to alert my reptilian overlords.
 
2014-08-05 06:27:31 PM  

lawboy87: Call me Crazy, but there's one thing that I don't see much discussion of, or any definitive answer that was raised several times in the immediate aftermath (first 4 months) of 9-11.

Was there actually someone/group who were significantly shorting American Airlines stock (in a statistically out of the norm manner) prior to 9-11?

I remember quite clearly at the time that a number of reputable news outlets were reporting that as fact, but I don't remember whether that claim was ever confirmed or if it turned out to be bogus.  It would certainly seem that the SEC would be able to sort it out by looking at the trades in the weeks/months leading up to the event and determining whether or not there was any unusual amount of activity in shorting of the stocks of any of the companies that took a financial hit on 9-11.

Do any of you farkers know whatever became of that story or did it just fall off the face of the Earth?


http://www.snopes.com/rumors/putcall.asp
 
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