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(TMZ)   Robert Picardo's ex-wife claims the Star Trek actor is having an affair with Bill Nye. Please state the nature of the sexual emergency   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2014-08-05 10:18:17 AM  
Not surprising.

He always did enjoy a good Rimmer.

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2014-08-05 11:30:07 AM  
FirstNationalBastard:

1> What a great picture

2> When did Chris Barrie become Ed O'Neill?
 
2014-08-05 11:57:44 AM  
That's kinda hot.
 
2014-08-05 11:59:10 AM  
Beakman inconsolable.
 
2014-08-05 11:59:49 AM  
Ok subby, I laughed... Good one!
 
2014-08-05 11:59:51 AM  
This is an example of some folks with a mentality that sex is bad.  Sex with another man is worse.

Or she want's a higher settlement and is a sociopath about it.
 
2014-08-05 12:01:00 PM  
He was shot down too many times in his attempt to get a three-way going on China Beach.

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2014-08-05 12:01:02 PM  

JolobinSmokin: This is an example of some folks with a mentality that sex is bad.  Sex with another man is worse.

Or she want's a higher settlement and is a sociopath about it.


I think the second one.
 
2014-08-05 12:03:27 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: FirstNationalBastard:

1> What a great picture

2> When did Chris Barrie become Ed O'Neill?


And the crazy thing is they are making another season of Dwarf.
 
2014-08-05 12:04:04 PM  
starwrecked.com
 
2014-08-05 12:04:59 PM  
Photonic on male sex is unnatural.
 
2014-08-05 12:05:11 PM  
I guess Bill Nye isn't "the straight guy".

N.T.T.I.A.W.W.T., but his church might excommunicate him.
 
2014-08-05 12:09:22 PM  
I can't fap to this!!
 
2014-08-05 12:12:44 PM  
So what if he is?
Shut up, ex-wife biatch.
 
2014-08-05 12:16:56 PM  
Yeah well the nasty ex-wife can be sure she was the one who spatulated him over to the cawk side.
 
2014-08-05 12:17:04 PM  
Isn't he obligated to boldly go . . . ?
 
2014-08-05 12:18:19 PM  
For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.
 
2014-08-05 12:19:02 PM  
Oh, my!
 
2014-08-05 12:21:37 PM  

theflatline: DjangoStonereaver: FirstNationalBastard:

1> What a great picture

2> When did Chris Barrie become Ed O'Neill?

And the crazy thing is they are making another season of Dwarf.


They are?  I guess Red Dwarf X was alright.  It was certainly a lot better than Back to Earth.
 
2014-08-05 12:26:29 PM  

cgraves67: For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.


Personally I don't hate the show. It has some damned silly elements to it, and it certainly could have been better, but I don't hate it. Granted, as much as I love my Trek, I'm not one of those raging aspie whacko fans that seems to populate the site. Picardo's character was one of the highlights of the show.
 
2014-08-05 12:33:41 PM  
Even if this ends up being true, it still won't be the weirdest sexual story to come out of the Voyager cast.
 
2014-08-05 12:38:22 PM  

cgraves67: For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.


And what do we say are the redemming features the show has? 7 of 9 and the Doctor.

So yeah, I would think we'd get references to the character. Kind of a "Duh" thing.
 
2014-08-05 12:44:22 PM  

clkeagle: Even if this ends up being true, it still won't be the weirdest sexual story to come out of the Voyager cast.


You don't want to know what Raoul... er... Chakotay was into.
 
2014-08-05 12:45:45 PM  

cgraves67: For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.


Yeah well, gaze long enough into the abyss and all that.  Also, sometimes it comes on and we're too busy rooting around for a fresh poop sock to grab the remote.

The EMH was not one of the highlights of the show, he pretty much was THE highlight.  His emerging interaction with Seven was way more interesting than any of the other characters.
 
2014-08-05 12:50:30 PM  

clkeagle: Even if this ends up being true, it still won't be the weirdest sexual story to come out of the Voyager cast.


Is the weirdest one how Jeri Ryan got Obama into the Senate by tipping off the media to look into the court records of her divorce from her ex-husband(R) to see details of his unusual sexual proclivities when he was running against Obama?
 
2014-08-05 12:51:56 PM  
No Such Agency:
The EMH was not one of the highlights of the show, he pretty much was THE highlight.  His emerging interaction with Seven was way more interesting than any of the other characters.

What does Harry Kim have to do to get respect around here? Die and get replaced by his alternate universe self?
 
2014-08-05 12:54:50 PM  
Pictured: Robert Picardo. Seriously.

37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-05 12:54:53 PM  

Decillion: No Such Agency:
The EMH was not one of the highlights of the show, he pretty much was THE highlight.  His emerging interaction with Seven was way more interesting than any of the other characters.

What does Harry Kim have to do to get respect around here? Die and get replaced by his alternate universe self?


No, he did that. It didn't help.
 
2014-08-05 12:59:35 PM  

cgraves67: For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.


I've always enjoyed the show... like many other shows, some episodes weren't the greatest, but between the other ST shows, I'd never have issues putting it as the same level as TNG which also had a few terrible episodes.  And I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the Babylon 5's wannabe copycat: DS9.
 
2014-08-05 01:03:32 PM  
If she's his ex, how is it an affair?
 
2014-08-05 01:04:53 PM  

airsupport: Beakman inconsolable.


Beakmaaaaaaaaaaan.
 
2014-08-05 01:05:08 PM  

imfallen_angel: And I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the Babylon 5's wannabe copycat: DS9.


Now you've done it!

/goes to make popcorn.
 
2014-08-05 01:05:25 PM  

Prophet of Loss: I guess Bill Nye isn't "the straight guy".

N.T.T.I.A.W.W.T., but his church might excommunicate him.


Bill Nye the Gay Guy?
 
2014-08-05 01:12:02 PM  

cgraves67: For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.


It's called "sharing the pain". You know, like when you get something stinky on your hands and you ask the person next to you to smell your hands.
 
2014-08-05 01:12:41 PM  

jonathan_L: imfallen_angel: And I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the Babylon 5's wannabe copycat: DS9.

Now you've done it!

/goes to make popcorn.


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2014-08-05 01:13:33 PM  
They were just spooning when, all of a sudden, some forking took place.
 
2014-08-05 01:17:36 PM  

PanicMan: If she's his ex, how is it an affair?


When she thinks she can get more alimony by playing to religious bigotry against the homosex, maybe.
 
2014-08-05 01:27:45 PM  

cgraves67: clkeagle: Even if this ends up being true, it still won't be the weirdest sexual story to come out of the Voyager cast.

Is the weirdest one how Jeri Ryan got Obama into the Senate by tipping off the media to look into the court records of her divorce from her ex-husband(R) to see details of his unusual sexual proclivities when he was running against Obama?


Yep. At least, that's the weirdest one I've ever heard about from that cast. Obama became a US Senator (and eventually POTUS) because Seven of Nine didn't want anything to do with her husband's swinging.
 
2014-08-05 01:35:26 PM  

DecemberNitro: Pictured: Robert Picardo. Seriously.

[37.media.tumblr.com image 850x478]


What a fine, fat boy you are Jack!
 
2014-08-05 01:39:12 PM  
How does spending 3-hours in another man's bedroom = gay sex. I would actually contend this duration that something other than sex went on. Does Bill Nye have a  playstation or xbox in his room?
 
2014-08-05 01:39:34 PM  

imfallen_angel: And I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the Babylon 5's wannabe copycat: DS9.


Hey! It was a perfectly cromulent copycat of Babylon 5, TYVM.
 
2014-08-05 01:50:22 PM  

GameSprocket: He was shot down too many times in his attempt to get a three-way going on China Beach.

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I would gladly give up 3 of my 4 limbs and one testicle just to have seen those women share a deep sensual kiss while showering together
 
2014-08-05 01:56:52 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: cgraves67: For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.

Personally I don't hate the show. It has some damned silly elements to it, and it certainly could have been better, but I don't hate it. Granted, as much as I love my Trek, I'm not one of those raging aspie whacko fans that seems to populate the site. Picardo's character was one of the highlights of the show.


Agreed on all counts my gentle  Dickwad
/granted half the reason this post exists is I had an excuse to type "gentle dickwad"
 
2014-08-05 02:03:04 PM  
doctorwhowhovian.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-05 02:06:02 PM  

cgraves67: clkeagle: Even if this ends up being true, it still won't be the weirdest sexual story to come out of the Voyager cast.

Is the weirdest one how Jeri Ryan got Obama into the Senate by tipping off the media to look into the court records of her divorce from her ex-husband(R) to see details of his unusual sexual proclivities when he was running against Obama?


No, Jeri Ryan did not do that. In fact tried to keep the divorce records sealed. The Chicago Tribune filed the lawsuit to have the divorce records unsealed.
 
2014-08-05 02:06:12 PM  

ZMugg: imfallen_angel: And I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the Babylon 5's wannabe copycat: DS9.

Hey! It was a perfectly cromulent copycat of Babylon 5, TYVM.


meh... they tried too hard to be hard and dark (badly), it insisted upon itself.

All that show was missing was to have Sisko wear a Mighty Mouse outfit and yell "Here I am to save the day!!!" every time he walked into a room. Heck from the first episode, I figured that he'd be a "God" sooner or later.  The best part of the show was the Dr. Bashir and Garak scenes, every else tended to be:

Sisko walks in, looks as tough as if he's get some gopher action going on, saves the day, walks out.

Worf joins, see who he can hook up with, yells in anger, whines about the whole Klingon thing, as they add more kenshu,Buddhism and Tai Chi into their culture.

Thigh fitting outfits, as some point it's a game to ID the female cast by breast size instead of their faces as they all have short haircuts, all barbie doll type.  And of course, all tough, all having to prove themselves because they are women.

And that electrical maintenance guy and plastic man.

The best part of DS9 were the battles, which the CGI were done by the graphic company that was doing B5 (but $$$).
 
2014-08-05 02:15:41 PM  

imfallen_angel: ZMugg: imfallen_angel: And I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the Babylon 5's wannabe copycat: DS9.

Hey! It was a perfectly cromulent copycat of Babylon 5, TYVM.

meh... they tried too hard to be hard and dark (badly), it insisted upon itself.

All that show was missing was to have Sisko wear a Mighty Mouse outfit and yell "Here I am to save the day!!!" every time he walked into a room. Heck from the first episode, I figured that he'd be a "God" sooner or later.  The best part of the show was the Dr. Bashir and Garak scenes, every else tended to be:

Sisko walks in, looks as tough as if he's get some gopher action going on, saves the day, walks out.

Worf joins, see who he can hook up with, yells in anger, whines about the whole Klingon thing, as they add more kenshu,Buddhism and Tai Chi into their culture.

Thigh fitting outfits, as some point it's a game to ID the female cast by breast size instead of their faces as they all have short haircuts, all barbie doll type.  And of course, all tough, all having to prove themselves because they are women.

And that electrical maintenance guy and plastic man.

The best part of DS9 were the battles, which the CGI were done by the graphic company that was doing B5 (but $$$).


I was agreeing with you. ;^)
 
2014-08-05 02:18:27 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Dingleberry Dickwad: cgraves67: For a group of people who claim to hate ST: Voyager, Fark sure seems to get a lot of references to that show.

Personally I don't hate the show. It has some damned silly elements to it, and it certainly could have been better, but I don't hate it. Granted, as much as I love my Trek, I'm not one of those raging aspie whacko fans that seems to populate the site. Picardo's character was one of the highlights of the show.

Agreed on all counts my gentle  Dickwad
/granted half the reason this post exists is I had an excuse to type "gentle dickwad"


LOL, I don't know that I've ever heard that one before.

FirstNationalBastard: [doctorwhowhovian.files.wordpress.com image 369x641]


Somewhere on my computer at home, I have a picture of Tennant peeking out of the TARDIS that has been 'shopped with Picardo's head.
 
2014-08-05 02:19:54 PM  

ZMugg: imfallen_angel: And I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the Babylon 5's wannabe copycat: DS9.

Hey! It was a perfectly cromulent copycat of Babylon 5, TYVM.


So I guess we're not allowed to enjoy both?
 
2014-08-05 02:20:47 PM  
Ok, I get how a PI could use a GPS tracker to know he was at Bill Nye's.  But how did the PI know they were in the bedroom?

/I can buy them doing it.  They seem so sweet.
 
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