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(The Weather Channel)   It has been 3,200 days since a hurricane has made landfall in Florida   (weather.com) divider line 71
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2014-08-05 12:27:31 AM  
I'm a mostly lifetime Floridian and a weather junkie and even I'm pretty gobsmacked by that statistic.
 
2014-08-05 12:59:45 AM  
Whoa. That's weird.

Wilma was the one that barreled through the western Carribbean just before I went on my first and last cruise to the Yucatan. Playa del Carmen was closed due to the damage, and Cozumel had just opened their port and was still pretty busted up.
 
2014-08-05 01:12:07 AM  
Well, now you've done it ...
 
2014-08-05 01:22:41 AM  
So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.
 
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2014-08-05 01:33:31 AM  
I used to work for a software company that provided insurance adjusters with data and estimating software.  We banked on natural disasters for income.  When, after several years with no hurricanes, things got pretty lean.  I left the company, and after two more years, they closed the office, pulled up the stakes, and moved operations back to the home office.

We had such little work that I probably played more ping-pong in the last six months there than I spent time running data, fixing bugs, training, or providing support.  We all became pretty good at ping pong, actually.

But, yeah, no hurricanes - no business - no job!
 
2014-08-05 01:40:12 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.


Maybe not so good for the Northeast though.
 
2014-08-05 02:17:01 AM  

make me some tea: IamKaiserSoze!!!: So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.

Maybe not so good for the Northeast though.


not like anyone cares about those elitist noreasters ... they can afford it ... not like the red states ...
 
2014-08-05 02:44:00 AM  

make me some tea: Whoa. That's weird.

Wilma was the one that barreled through the western Carribbean just before I went on my first and last cruise to the Yucatan. Playa del Carmen was closed due to the damage, and Cozumel had just opened their port and was still pretty busted up.


I own a hotel on Isla Mujeres, 15 minute ferry ride from Cancun, and we think this is the year we get hit. Playa del Carmen is pretty nice usually, but I am not sure a hurricane wouldn't improve the hellhole that is Cozumel.

We needed to replace a few palapas (the Mayan word for tiki hut) but we just patched them up until this storm season is over. It started early this year and we are so overdue. I have business interruption and full hurricane insurance so I will be sitting pretty regardless, still I hope I am wrong. Dumped $500,000 to put a new pool, two watersides, and a splash-down zipline in. I would like it to open it in time for the high tourist season.

If we do get hit though I don't think my pier will survive...

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com


The restaurant will be toast too, and I don't want to refund all those wedding deposits...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-05 03:05:06 AM  
These things happen....
 
2014-08-05 03:14:16 AM  

Gyrfalcon: These things happen....


Days? They do happen. Every 24 hours, usually.
 
2014-08-05 03:15:45 AM  

Alunan: make me some tea: Whoa. That's weird.

Wilma was the one that barreled through the western Carribbean just before I went on my first and last cruise to the Yucatan. Playa del Carmen was closed due to the damage, and Cozumel had just opened their port and was still pretty busted up.

I own a hotel on Isla Mujeres, 15 minute ferry ride from Cancun, and we think this is the year we get hit. Playa del Carmen is pretty nice usually, but I am not sure a hurricane wouldn't improve the hellhole that is Cozumel.

We needed to replace a few palapas (the Mayan word for tiki hut) but we just patched them up until this storm season is over. It started early this year and we are so overdue. I have business interruption and full hurricane insurance so I will be sitting pretty regardless, still I hope I am wrong. Dumped $500,000 to put a new pool, two watersides, and a splash-down zipline in. I would like it to open it in time for the high tourist season.

If we do get hit though I don't think my pier will survive...






The restaurant will be toast too, and I don't want to refund all those wedding deposits...


You didn't build that!
 
2014-08-05 03:35:07 AM  
It looks like Hawaii might get hit twice in the next two weeks. The second one is expected to be bigger.
www.ssd.noaa.gov
 
2014-08-05 03:42:17 AM  

Alunan: make me some tea: Whoa. That's weird.

Wilma was the one that barreled through the western Carribbean just before I went on my first and last cruise to the Yucatan. Playa del Carmen was closed due to the damage, and Cozumel had just opened their port and was still pretty busted up.

I own a hotel on Isla Mujeres, 15 minute ferry ride from Cancun, and we think this is the year we get hit. Playa del Carmen is pretty nice usually, but I am not sure a hurricane wouldn't improve the hellhole that is Cozumel.

We needed to replace a few palapas (the Mayan word for tiki hut) but we just patched them up until this storm season is over. It started early this year and we are so overdue. I have business interruption and full hurricane insurance so I will be sitting pretty regardless, still I hope I am wrong. Dumped $500,000 to put a new pool, two watersides, and a splash-down zipline in. I would like it to open it in time for the high tourist season.

If we do get hit though I don't think my pier will survive...






The restaurant will be toast too, and I don't want to refund all those wedding deposits...


So.. When is the Fark party?
 
2014-08-05 04:23:34 AM  

Confabulat: I'm a mostly lifetime Floridian and a weather junkie and even I'm pretty gobsmacked by that statistic.


It rained in San Diego this weekend, a thunderstorm. It's the first time I can remember it raining in August...June some years, but August? WTF.

Somebody broke the weather machine.
 
2014-08-05 04:57:57 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.


After Katrina, the fearmongering crowd proclaimed that "GLOBAL WARMING WILL CAUSE MORE HURRICANES!!!" Yeah, not so much.
 
2014-08-05 05:14:53 AM  

mr_larry: It looks like Hawaii might get hit twice in the next two weeks. The second one is expected to be bigger.
[www.ssd.noaa.gov image 850x364]


Living in Hawaii right now. From Florida originally, but left in 2006 when I enlisted. Been hit by some sort of storm every year since. I feel like the rain god from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Naturally, as soon as I leave it stops getting hit by hurricanes, but wherever I go there's a storm. Between fences being torn down in California, hurricanes in Hawaii, mudslides in Afghanistan, flooding in Texas, the polar vortex in Colorado and now this in Hawaii again, I feel like a conduit for bad weather. Maybe I should just give the hell up and move to Seattle. 

/CSB
 
2014-08-05 05:23:36 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: IamKaiserSoze!!!: So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.

After Katrina, the fearmongering crowd proclaimed that "GLOBAL WARMING WILL CAUSE MORE HURRICANES!!!" Yeah, not so much.


Look at the Republican and laugh!
 
2014-08-05 05:25:35 AM  

make me some tea: IamKaiserSoze!!!: So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.

Maybe not so good for the Northeast though.


Shovels, gloves, boots - we're ready here in VT.
 
2014-08-05 05:30:41 AM  

gggoddammitt: mr_larry: It looks like Hawaii might get hit twice in the next two weeks. The second one is expected to be bigger.
[www.ssd.noaa.gov image 850x364]

Living in Hawaii right now. From Florida originally, but left in 2006 when I enlisted. Been hit by some sort of storm every year since. I feel like the rain god from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Naturally, as soon as I leave it stops getting hit by hurricanes, but wherever I go there's a storm. Between fences being torn down in California, hurricanes in Hawaii, mudslides in Afghanistan, flooding in Texas, the polar vortex in Colorado and now this in Hawaii again, I feel like a conduit for bad weather. Maybe I should just give the hell up and move to Seattle.
/CSB


Um dude, we could really use some help here in Kern County. How about moving to Tehachapi?

It's not Bakersfield.
 
2014-08-05 05:37:19 AM  
Exactly like global warming alarmists predicted.
 
2014-08-05 05:38:11 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, now you've done it ...


Not even God can sink this  ship State!

/Famous last words.
 
2014-08-05 06:02:20 AM  

Kittypie070: gggoddammitt: mr_larry: It looks like Hawaii might get hit twice in the next two weeks. The second one is expected to be bigger.
[www.ssd.noaa.gov image 850x364]

Living in Hawaii right now. From Florida originally, but left in 2006 when I enlisted. Been hit by some sort of storm every year since. I feel like the rain god from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Naturally, as soon as I leave it stops getting hit by hurricanes, but wherever I go there's a storm. Between fences being torn down in California, hurricanes in Hawaii, mudslides in Afghanistan, flooding in Texas, the polar vortex in Colorado and now this in Hawaii again, I feel like a conduit for bad weather. Maybe I should just give the hell up and move to Seattle.
/CSB

Um dude, we could really use some help here in Kern County. How about moving to Tehachapi?

It's not Bakersfield.


Find me a job that pays $20 an hour and I'll be out there when my lease is up.
 
2014-08-05 06:25:52 AM  

mr_larry: It looks like Hawaii might get hit twice in the next two weeks. The second one is expected to be bigger.
[www.ssd.noaa.gov image 850x364]


When I was in the Navy my ship pulled into Guam a few days after it was hit dead on by a super-typhoon. I think a nuclear detonation on the island might do more damage but I wouldn't bet on it. Remember seeing a tugboat washed up in the middle of a road...a quarter mile or so inland, and every other building was missing it's roof. But at least I knew why the base housing was built from re-bar concrete. (had a friend stationed there)
 
2014-08-05 06:26:47 AM  
I reckon I can start writing articles for news networks now....
"Hurricane will eventually hit Florida"
"Earthquake will eventually hit California"
"It's going to be hot in Phoenix....but it's a dry heat".
"I've been in Baton Rouge a week and my balls are as moist as the Louisiana swamps. fark it's humid here".

Pay me Weather Channel.
 
2014-08-05 07:30:04 AM  

namatad: make me some tea: IamKaiserSoze!!!: So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.

Maybe not so good for the Northeast though.

not like anyone cares about those elitist noreasters ... they can afford it ... not like the red states ...


They can afford as long Springstein shows up for the relief concert. As much whining came out of New York, you would have thought it was New Orleans.
 
2014-08-05 07:38:56 AM  
Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-08-05 08:18:18 AM  
No hurricanes, but several tropical storms that have caused large amounts of damage.

TS Debbie hit the panhandle and in some areas was the largest rainfall event in recorded history. Some places - Wakulla, Liberty, and Suwannee counties - received 15-20 inches of rain in less than 24 hours.

This capped off a historic drought - even with Debby, 2011 was the driest year since 1954 for much of north florida - that had lowered the water table across Florida. The large amounts of rain on top of of the low water table caused sinkhole swarms to open up all over the state, so a lot of people were hit with the double whammy of having their home flooded and then condemned when a sinkhole opened in the back yard. This guy never got this monster filled in - I believe he stopped dumping dirt into it because he didn't qualify for disaster assistance and he ran out of money.

So no hurricanes, but plenty of Tropical Storm action that had caused some damage.
 
2014-08-05 08:21:30 AM  
Dear lord, Florida is going to be a mess wherever the next one lands.

1 million new people ignoring the "GTFO NOW!" messages.

Former Florida resident. We'd leave at least a day ahead of everyone. If it wound up taking a pass somewhere else, meh, mini-vacation at a hotel or family member's house 4-6 hours north.

/Still remember laughing at the traffic jam on I-10 before and during Opal
//sick bastard
 
2014-08-05 08:27:34 AM  

Alunan: make me some tea: Whoa. That's weird.

Wilma was the one that barreled through the western Carribbean just before I went on my first and last cruise to the Yucatan. Playa del Carmen was closed due to the damage, and Cozumel had just opened their port and was still pretty busted up.

I own a hotel on Isla Mujeres, 15 minute ferry ride from Cancun, and we think this is the year we get hit. Playa del Carmen is pretty nice usually, but I am not sure a hurricane wouldn't improve the hellhole that is Cozumel.

We needed to replace a few palapas (the Mayan word for tiki hut) but we just patched them up until this storm season is over. It started early this year and we are so overdue. I have business interruption and full hurricane insurance so I will be sitting pretty regardless, still I hope I am wrong. Dumped $500,000 to put a new pool, two watersides, and a splash-down zipline in. I would like it to open it in time for the high tourist season.

If we do get hit though I don't think my pier will survive...

[i.imgur.com image 850x514]

[i.imgur.com image 550x309]


The restaurant will be toast too, and I don't want to refund all those wedding deposits...

[i.imgur.com image 778x580]


Looks really nice, got a website?
 
2014-08-05 08:27:50 AM  

SlothB77: Exactly like global warming alarmists predicted.


And watch them claim that wasn't what they meant.
 
2014-08-05 08:37:34 AM  
I was counting on Bertha, but that biatch decided to move to the UK.
 
2014-08-05 08:39:53 AM  
ghare:

Look at the Republican and laugh!

We presume you're being sarcastic.

From this excellent AGW-debunking article:

After we got slugged repeatedly by hurricanes in 2004 and 2005, the AGW community was going wild.  Al Gore was right!

Then the reports started drifting in that, unfortunately, they've been keeping pretty accurate records of hurricanes over the years, and not only did the data indicate that they're on a fairly regular 30-year cycle, but that we were due to get clobbered.

And poof!  Those were almost the last hurricanes to hit us since then, just as the cycle predicted.  The whole episode made the AGW crowd look like morons and it's no wonder they've dropped it like the hot potato it is.

Update:  Because of the massive flooding caused by "Superstorm" Sandy, hurricanes are back in the news, further proof (as if any was needed) that we can expect to see larger and more destructive hurricanes due directly to man-made global warming.

Except for one eensy little problem:

Hurricane Sandy wasn't a hurricane.

According to Wikipedia:

Early on October 29, Sandy curved north-northwest and then moved ashore near Brigantine, New Jersey, just to the northeast of Atlantic City, as a post-tropical cyclone with hurricane-force winds.

Given that Wikipedia has a severe liberal slant to it and thus adores global warming, it must have been simply galling to admit that.  But at least they got that "hurricane-force winds" in there, so that's gotta count for something!
 
2014-08-05 08:42:57 AM  

ghare: B.L.Z. Bub: IamKaiserSoze!!!: So, global warming's saved Florida.

All the more reason to jump on the AGW band wagon.

After Katrina, the fearmongering crowd proclaimed that "GLOBAL WARMING WILL CAUSE MORE HURRICANES!!!" Yeah, not so much.

Look at the Republican and laugh!


Well he's not factually incorrect. 2005 was just an abnormal year with 28 named storms and 15 hurricanes.  Since then there hasn't been much out of the ordinary as far as tropical cyclones.  And there certainly were stories on the news during 2005 that were pinning the year on AGW.  The year with the next highest named storms was 1933 and record keeping on this only goes back to 1851.
 
2014-08-05 08:57:10 AM  

Kittypie070: gggoddammitt: mr_larry: It looks like Hawaii might get hit twice in the next two weeks. The second one is expected to be bigger.
[www.ssd.noaa.gov image 850x364]

Living in Hawaii right now. From Florida originally, but left in 2006 when I enlisted. Been hit by some sort of storm every year since. I feel like the rain god from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Naturally, as soon as I leave it stops getting hit by hurricanes, but wherever I go there's a storm. Between fences being torn down in California, hurricanes in Hawaii, mudslides in Afghanistan, flooding in Texas, the polar vortex in Colorado and now this in Hawaii again, I feel like a conduit for bad weather. Maybe I should just give the hell up and move to Seattle.
/CSB

Um dude, we could really use some help here in Kern County. How about moving to Tehachapi?

It's not Bakersfield.


Hey, isn't that where the famous railroad loop is?

If I could find a way to ship you some of the rain that we've been having this summer, I'd gladly do it. Where I live (not far from Kennedy Space Center), we're WAY over our monthly, seasonal, and yearly rainfall averages. We got dumped on again yesterday, and all the standing water from the last big rainfall hadn't even drained away yet. Drainage ditches along my street are nearly full, and another heavy rainstorm will put the road underwater.
 
2014-08-05 09:24:12 AM  
Not to be a butt, subby, but why the "Unlikely" tag instead of "Florida"? It's not like this has never happened before or they were making up statistics that couldn't be verified and so were unlikely to be believed. If the report had been "It has been 3200 days since Martians landed in Epcot" I'd accept an unlikely tag.
 
2014-08-05 09:34:26 AM  

Cybernetic: How about moving to Tehachapi?


Well, I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari - Tehachapi to Tonapah.

/willin'
 
2014-08-05 09:53:25 AM  
I don't live in Florida, or know a lot about hurricanes, but sweet Jesus, is that true?

That seems incredible.
 
2014-08-05 10:00:51 AM  

MooseBayou: Cybernetic: How about moving to Tehachapi?

Well, I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari - Tehachapi to Tonapah.

/willin'


Tucson might be a wreched hive but it is no Tonapah.
 
2014-08-05 10:03:37 AM  
Florida needs a regular low end hurricane to snap weak branches and shove bad housing so that when the big bastards come along those things aren't there to be flung around.
 
2014-08-05 10:04:39 AM  

wildcardjack: Florida needs a regular low end hurricane to snap weak branches and shove bad housing so that when the big bastards come along those things aren't there to be flung around.


We get that kinda of power from our normal Summer Thunder Storms that hit us every day during June and July.
 
2014-08-05 10:05:36 AM  

Kittypie070: gggoddammitt: mr_larry: It looks like Hawaii might get hit twice in the next two weeks. The second one is expected to be bigger.
[www.ssd.noaa.gov image 850x364]

Living in Hawaii right now. From Florida originally, but left in 2006 when I enlisted. Been hit by some sort of storm every year since. I feel like the rain god from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Naturally, as soon as I leave it stops getting hit by hurricanes, but wherever I go there's a storm. Between fences being torn down in California, hurricanes in Hawaii, mudslides in Afghanistan, flooding in Texas, the polar vortex in Colorado and now this in Hawaii again, I feel like a conduit for bad weather. Maybe I should just give the hell up and move to Seattle.
/CSB

Um dude, we could really use some help here in Kern County. How about moving to Tehachapi?

It's not Bakersfield.


Holy Fark! I from T-Town too!
 
2014-08-05 10:08:56 AM  

theguyyousaw: Alunan: make me some tea: Whoa. That's weird.

Wilma was the one that barreled through the western Carribbean just before I went on my first and last cruise to the Yucatan. Playa del Carmen was closed due to the damage, and Cozumel had just opened their port and was still pretty busted up.

I own a hotel on Isla Mujeres, 15 minute ferry ride from Cancun, and we think this is the year we get hit. Playa del Carmen is pretty nice usually, but I am not sure a hurricane wouldn't improve the hellhole that is Cozumel.

We needed to replace a few palapas (the Mayan word for tiki hut) but we just patched them up until this storm season is over. It started early this year and we are so overdue. I have business interruption and full hurricane insurance so I will be sitting pretty regardless, still I hope I am wrong. Dumped $500,000 to put a new pool, two watersides, and a splash-down zipline in. I would like it to open it in time for the high tourist season.

If we do get hit though I don't think my pier will survive...


The restaurant will be toast too, and I don't want to refund all those wedding deposits...

So.. When is the Fark party?


What he said!
 
2014-08-05 10:16:20 AM  

MooseBayou: Cybernetic: How about moving to Tehachapi?

Well, I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari - Tehachapi to Tonapah.

/willin'


You've been everywhere, man.
 
2014-08-05 10:36:42 AM  

Joe Bolt: ghare:

Look at the Republican and laugh!

We presume you're being sarcastic.

From this excellent AGW-debunking article:

After we got slugged repeatedly by hurricanes in 2004 and 2005, the AGW community was going wild.  Al Gore was right!

Then the reports started drifting in that, unfortunately, they've been keeping pretty accurate records of hurricanes over the years, and not only did the data indicate that they're on a fairly regular 30-year cycle, but that we were due to get clobbered.

And poof!  Those were almost the last hurricanes to hit us since then, just as the cycle predicted.  The whole episode made the AGW crowd look like morons and it's no wonder they've dropped it like the hot potato it is.

Update:  Because of the massive flooding caused by "Superstorm" Sandy, hurricanes are back in the news, further proof (as if any was needed) that we can expect to see larger and more destructive hurricanes due directly to man-made global warming.

Except for one eensy little problem:

Hurricane Sandy wasn't a hurricane.

According to Wikipedia:

Early on October 29, Sandy curved north-northwest and then moved ashore near Brigantine, New Jersey, just to the northeast of Atlantic City, as a post-tropical cyclone with hurricane-force winds.

Given that Wikipedia has a severe liberal slant to it and thus adores global warming, it must have been simply galling to admit that.  But at least they got that "hurricane-force winds" in there, so that's gotta count for something!


Actually, the North Atlantic basin has been above average for most years in the last decade for the amount of hurricanes, it's just barely any have made landfall in the U.S., many not even making landfall at all.  OTOH, the western Pacific basin has seen a huge uptick in Typhoons in the last decade, many making destructive landfall.  Thankfully for the east coast of North America, it looks like we're heading into an El Niño phenomena again, which usually minimizes the quantity of tropical cyclones to form or grow.

That said, alarmist are labeled 'alarmists' for a reason.  2002-2006 were very statistically aberrant years for the amount and strength of tropical cyclones in the North Atlantic basin.
 
2014-08-05 10:43:47 AM  
Do Not tempt the Fates, young man

rs1047.pbsrc.com
 
2014-08-05 10:55:13 AM  
So what you're saying is the U.S.'s wang needs to get wet?

/Christ, 9 years?
 
2014-08-05 11:11:15 AM  

SlothB77: Exactly like global warming alarmists predicted.


We should give Warmers a break, life has been getting harder for them.  They're probably all worn out thinking of ways of  drowning polar bears and shoveling snow in Nepal to make Himalayan glaciers shrink.  Every time Warmers hear something like record setting Antarctic sea ice they panic and have to rush to the Internet to find excuses to hide the decline in the iron-clad  scientific consensus that doesn't exist. I'm sure, right now the Warmers are preparing their mockery and rushing to their "debunking" links and will tell us how their faked data is real.  Personally I'm going to pay attention to what my eyes tell me when I look out the window.
 
2014-08-05 11:23:36 AM  
Climatologists bleat about global warming. When the temperature did not increase to fit the narrative, they called it climate change. But that was not scary enough, so they call it climate disruption to throw a little menace into it.

The one thing that can never be acknowledged is whether climate disruption is helpful. Objectively, the climate truly is too cool to optimize agriculture. CO2 levels are too low for optimum growth of plants. But those things can never be acknowledged.

And now this annoying 3,200 day lull in hurricanes will be ignored too. But the very next FL hurricane will certainly be caused by global whatever.
 
2014-08-05 11:24:53 AM  
Charts and graphs, charts and graph

policlimate.com

Looks like it's about back to what "normal" used to be. Funny how that's now used to COMPLETELY NEGATE global warming. Because "normal" isn't something we're used to anymore, not with our 10-year (and I'm being generous) attention span. It's like some of you are rooting for EXXXXtreme weather conditions, or nothing is happening. It's not a video game, kids. It's our life support system.

Either the energy is being dissipated in other forms--more regional storms, more fluctuations in local conditions, more temperature extremes in more places--or we're about to start moving that line back up again. Kind of like earthquakes. California hasn't had The Big One in many years now. So earthquakes are now over in California, right? We don't have to worry about those anymore. They're just going to have tiny shakers from now on.

/Anyone remember last winter in most of the U.S? Oh sorry, didn't mean to make you think so hard.
 
2014-08-05 11:30:50 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Alunan: make me some tea: Whoa. That's weird.

Wilma was the one that barreled through the western Carribbean just before I went on my first and last cruise to the Yucatan. Playa del Carmen was closed due to the damage, and Cozumel had just opened their port and was still pretty busted up.

I own a hotel on Isla Mujeres, 15 minute ferry ride from Cancun, and we think this is the year we get hit. Playa del Carmen is pretty nice usually, but I am not sure a hurricane wouldn't improve the hellhole that is Cozumel.

We needed to replace a few palapas (the Mayan word for tiki hut) but we just patched them up until this storm season is over. It started early this year and we are so overdue. I have business interruption and full hurricane insurance so I will be sitting pretty regardless, still I hope I am wrong. Dumped $500,000 to put a new pool, two watersides, and a splash-down zipline in. I would like it to open it in time for the high tourist season.

If we do get hit though I don't think my pier will survive...

[i.imgur.com image 850x514]

[i.imgur.com image 550x309]


The restaurant will be toast too, and I don't want to refund all those wedding deposits...

[i.imgur.com image 778x580]

Looks really nice, got a website?


If you had an email I would send it.
 
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